A lot of this would depend on the situation, but assuming that this bucket would be all that I'd have to live on for 72 hours...

• Line the bottom with 1 liter bottles of water. I'd want minimum 6, preferably 9. Ideally I'd also like a Sawyer Mini Water Filtration System. That's a chunk of the budget right there, but it allows for refilling of water bottles from a lot of sources which could be valuable depending on the situation.
  
  
• 3 Mainstay 2400 Bars. Walmart sells them for less than $5.00 each. I'd add in a couple of gallon sized ziploc baggies to boot because they aren't individually sealed. Probably wouldn't be super pleasant to eat only these for 3 days, but there's zero prep involved and they get the job done. Maybe get an extra one to try out ahead of time to make sure they don't do anything funny to your stomach.
  
  
• Probably some mylar sleeping bags and several blankets. Then add in 100' of paracord. The blankets and paracord would allow you to provide shade or insulation as needed.
  
  
• Two lighters (one for backup) and a standard pill bottle filled with cotton balls smothered in vaseline (tinder for fire, cheap and efficient).
  
  
• Hand sanitizer (also works as a fire starter), sun glasses, chapstick, and a neck cooler (also sold for <$5.00 at walmart). Add in a handkerchief that you can soak and cover your head with. You can probably find more clothes to put on if it's cold, but it's hard to deal with heat, so that's important to take into account. Add in a small roll of duct tape as well.
  
  
• A mini-med kit. To keep it within budget I'd mostly use what I have at home. Add bandaids, gauze, lots of ibuprofen, lots of multivitamins, sinus meds, pepto tablets, sunscreen, and allergy meds. Splurge and pick up a decent sized tube of antibiotic cream. It's not comprehensive, but this is a 72 hour kit. Hopefully that would mean more being concerned with comfort than full on survival.
  
  
• A locking folding knife of some sort. Make sure it's sharp as a razor before putting it into the bucket. Doesn't have to be top notch or expensive here, but does need to be sharp. If room permits and you have one already, also toss something Ka-Bar like in. Something that has a little weight to take a branch off, but also is sturdy enough to assist in minor digging.
  
  
• If you have them, toss a pair of wool socks in. No matter the weather those are always good to have. Otherwise, just get an extra pair in there. If the weather is cold you can double up. If it's hot you can change them out to keep your feet fresh. That's important.
  
  
• A spare phone charger. Chances are there will be electricity somewhere, and phones are absolutely important. Worst case, get a $10 cheapy, test it, then toss it in.
  
  That's the necessary stuff for a 72 hour kit imo. It covers shelter, food, water, warmth (and cooling), and as much security as you can get within budget. It should keep you comfortable for a few days if you have to grab it and move toward a place where you cannot be assured of any necessary resources being present. You can fill gaps with things like gum, hard candy, a good book you don't mind re-reading, as well as anything else you might need to keep yourself occupied.

Whoops totally forgot.

Here's the gaff I liked the most out of the two from Amazon I tried

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000KIJANK/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_f4jRzb6D0J8EV

Also, this is my favorite bikini fit underwear, it holds tucks surprisingly well

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0038A7Q4M/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_65jRzbB38P6M0

I tried this gaff but didn't like it as much

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B006VYPGQ2/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_x7jRzbC1HWGK0

But yeah, I rarely wear gaffs anymore (although I have 6 pairs of the first one). I just don't find that the extra security of the tuck makes that big of a difference. Regular bikini fit underwear is good enough for day-to-day

I kinda recommend getting 2/3 pairs, wearing underwear you like over them and handwashing them throughout the week. I went overboard with 6 lol

The hat is made locally in my home town, they're called Notch hats. You can buy their gear and more here https://www.notchgear.com

Also, I live in southern Arizona so it gets pretty damn hot during the day. I wear shemaghs to help keep the sun off my neck and face. You can find them pretty cheap on Amazon. YouTube has some pretty good tutorials if you're looking for different ways of wearing your shemagh. I usually just fold it into a big triangle and tie two ends together over my chest and I wear loose around my neck, and if it's too sunny I can just drop it over my head like a hood. They're very lightweight and breathable, perfect for long days in the sun, and they're great for pretty much any outdoor activity.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00X31L2W8/ref=mp_s_a_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1526097329&sr=8-3&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_FMwebp_QL65&keywords=shemagh&dpPl=1&dpID=51c9LThP8UL&ref=plSrch

https://youtu.be/pi_-6kI5Bzw

If you don't mind spending some money, try ordering some underwear from LeoLines. It's specially designed for trans girls, with a thick layer in front to help keep things smooth without tucking. I have multiple pairs and I'm really happy with how comfortable they are and how well they keep everything contained.

If you want to try tucking again though, this gaff works VERY well and is the best I've found so far. (Forgive the "crossdresser" marketing.) It's surprisingly comfortable and keeps me super flat.

Since you want to spend $50, why not gift someone a very good book which one can cherish and value for a long time.

Amazon recently opened its stores (online) in India. You can check my wishlist as my flair on this subreddit. (Prices on Indian site are cheaper in case of books).

Anyway, here are some of my suggestions (you can also gift used products available on Amazon to save some money):

Invisible Ink Marking Pen & LED UV Light, Sharpie Type Marker and Flashlight (http://www.amazon.com/Invisible-Ink-Marking-Sharpie-Flashlight/dp/B0001UQ8V4/ref=sr_1_1?s=electronics&ie=UTF8&qid=1374494106&sr=1-1&keywords=UV+pen)

Alpine Swiss Men's Leather Wallet - Euro Traveler style with Center Flip ID Window - Black Comes in a Gift Bag (http://www.amazon.com/Alpine-Swiss-Mens-Leather-Wallet/dp/B004M6UD46/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pC_nS_nC?ie=UTF8&colid=3NYITGN2VAD9F&coliid=I20X8VSZ91MU94)

Samsung HM1100 Bluetooth Wireless Headset (http://www.amazon.com/Samsung-HM1100-Bluetooth-Wireless-Headset/dp/B004M180HS/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pC_S_nC?ie=UTF8&colid=3NYITGN2VAD9F&coliid=I3CFG8VSQO43IG)

Universal PC/Stereo Gaming Headset - Yapster TM-YB100A – Black (http://www.amazon.com/Universal-Stereo-Gaming-Headset-TM-YB100A/dp/B001FY7LBQ/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1374497019&sr=8-1&keywords=headphone+with+microphone)

Business Card Holder (Leather) (http://www.amazon.com/Leather-Business-Holder-Expandable-Wallet/dp/B000UZ9YQG/ref=sr_1_5?s=apparel&ie=UTF8&qid=1374498622&sr=1-5&keywords=credit+card+case)

Bicycle 1800 Vintage Series Playing Cards by Ellusionist.com (BLUE) (http://www.amazon.com/Bicycle-Vintage-Series-Playing-Ellusionist-com/dp/B001OVN8OY/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1374497394&sr=8-2&keywords=vintage+cards)

Reddit Alien Car Window Vinyl Decal Sticker 4" Tall (Color: White) (http://www.amazon.com/Reddit-Alien-Window-Vinyl-Sticker/dp/B00B1UI4MY/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1374496931&sr=8-1&keywords=reddit)

Belkin USB 2.0 4-Port Ultra-Mini Hub (http://www.amazon.com/Belkin-USB-2-0-4-Port-Ultra-Mini/dp/B000Q8UAWY/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pC_nS_nC?ie=UTF8&colid=3NYITGN2VAD9F&coliid=I2Z6AZXMALJOY2)

Ewatchfactory Men's 56109 Disney "Vintage" Mickey Mouse Watch (http://www.amazon.com/Ewatchfactory-56109-Disney-Vintage-Mickey/dp/B004TOXP3W/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1374497721&sr=8-1&keywords=micky+mouse+watch)

Alpine Swiss Leather Card Case Wallet Slim Super Thin 5 Card Slots - Thinnest Front Pocket Wallet in the Market (http://www.amazon.com/Alpine-Swiss-Leather-Wallet-Super/dp/B00AB0AX4C/ref=sr_1_13?ie=UTF8&qid=1374498539&sr=8-13&keywords=credit+card+case)



Here's my complete wishlist: http://amzn.com/w/3NYITGN2VAD9F

Is he a fan of How I Met Your Mother? If so:

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B005PL9ZL4/?tag=047-20

Paraphernalia from a favorite show or game is always good. =)
If not, maybe go for something he can value as he leaves for college and beyond. Something that will last.

One of my favorites for something like this is a nice Zippo (even for non-smokers) or a good hunting knife or something.

I don't know about what exactly you're looking for in a pack, but I recently ordered a HikPRO packable backpack off of Amazon, and I love it! I like that it's water resistant (oh god, rainy European winters), lightweight, and roomy.

For me, space is such a precious commodity when backpacking. I like having the option to literally compress my daypack down into nothing when necessary - and this pack weighs 8oz and expands into a 25L pack for only $20!

The only downside is that since it's so lightweight and packable, it doesn't hold shape and doesn't have a lot of "backpack hardware." Personally I don't mind, but I know some people might.

If you're set on the two you have listed, I would go with the flash 18 if you don't care are waterproofing.

Yeah, I was thinking about the mattress covering sheets, but as far as the actual sheet that goes between you and the comforter (which is an American thing apparently) you could always use shirt stays passed under the mattress if the tuck doesn’t work for you.

Vanguard Shirt Garter 2 Pair Original New Black Military Issue Heavy Duty (Shirt S... https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00DJY59F0/ref=cm_sw_r_sms_c_api_i_mshRDbA3HQFWW


Also, I encourage all people wearing tucked in shirts without a jacket use these. Wrap them around your legs in the direction you want them to pull and attach the bottom clip to your sock. Be patient until you figure it out and get used to them. They make you look soooo much better in dress attire.

Cat Sweater - $26.29

Betty White - $26.20

Frozen dvd - $22.96

Llama Flip Shirt - $22.99

Chicken Purse - $22.71

Cat Necklace - $22.99

BONUS: Cat Dress - $22.99

/u/shhannaan - YOU LOVE MOST OF THESE CATEGORIES... maybe? lol play with me?

No.

Thank you for sharing the picture of love. I wish the best in your journey with her!

but side tip - get some shirt holders https://www.amazon.com/Standard-Shirt-Stays-Locking-Clamps/dp/B00AERKG94

Good luck man

I bought these and they are incredible. They do an amazing job tucking everything into place and holding it there. And if you get your testes nestled into the right spot, they're extremely comfortable. They allow me to wear tight leggings out in public and have everything look completely flat and feminine in front. As soon as I have the extra cash, I'm going to buy several more pairs.

Edit: I'm 5'7", 135 lbs, and I bought an X-small. Perfect fit.

HEY OH! Well with guys set in their fashion, it can be difficult to shift them one way or another. One possibility is to purchase some pjs that you think would look good and are comfortable. Like these for instance. In some seriousness, some comfortable sweat pants and t-shirt would be the perfect mix of bedtime and company-"appropriate".

These are really cheap and look awesome. Plus they sound pretty good. They also make great looking chukkas

SAVE YOUR DRAMA FOR THE LLAMA ($22.5)

Bonus $22.99 ASK ME ABOUT MY LLAMA shirt for the lolz

Calling /u/Sir_Peanut_Butter because we had nice chats earlier, hi~

EDIT: also calling /u/Sp3cia1K because you need some entertainment!

You could even make them pretty easily yourself. You could get some regular flag pants and convert them pretty easily.

EDIT Or hire someone to make them. Might be easier than finding someone to make them from scratch. I know I would be able to convert a pair a lot easier than make completely new ones

Charcoal filters.

You can get them for your air vents (especially over intake vents), and also for your roommate's butt.

Dishes of coffee beans or fresh-ground coffee work to absorb odor and release faint but pleasant scent (assuming you like the smell of coffee beans). You can make an attractive dish of coffee beans with an unscented tea light in the middle for your bathroom (and the candle doesn't even have to be lit for it to work, but it can help!), and put a dish of fresh-ground coffee beans behind the toilet. Put the coffee-bean candle things everywhere in your apartment. Change the beans every month or so.

Get some leafy plants throughout your space. They can help too.

This is the pair that I purchased

This is a cheaper pair, but they are 100% cotton. And the damn commies love cotton

Edit: Amazon saw what I ordered and immediately bumped me up to free 2 days shipping. I suspect is was out of pure respect

[these are pretty great quality. I bought one and I like it. ](The Life of Pablo I Feel Like Pablo Red Long Sleeve T Shirt (Large) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01BU0NII4/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_Mxg6xbJEJ68XW)

I noticed that there are two for sale, and they are quite similar, but the one she was actually wearing in the show says "blue" in the description and is about a dollar more on amazon. It is also only available on amazon in 2x right now, just when I was ready to buy it. I would be swimming in it and I want to wear it out to promote the show. Totally bummed about it.

This is the one from the show:
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00XIHOIL4/ref=ox_sc_saved_title_2?smid=A3TKUBCADEEVXK&psc=1

And its almost twin:
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00II7DJZA/ref=ox_sc_saved_title_3?smid=ATVPDKIKX0DER&psc=1

Thanks. I'm considering getting the pair of boots you linked (your previous review as my first, but I was wondering if the sizes of these vary to regular training shoes or anything. I see people buying relatively small numbers (6.5EE and 7D). Any chance you'd explain to me what those letters mean and what size I should probably get? I'm a pretty big guy being 6'3" I usually wear size 12.5-13 training/running shoes. I checked the amazon page but they don't seem to have any sizes from 11 to 13. Any idea where I could possible get them in another size?

Only because I hate the environment:

T-Shirt Carryout Bags- Thank You/Gracias - 1000 ct. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0025W9ALG/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_193mybMXZ7SN6

I kid, but I like to help those in need. :)

Oh hi Mark

spring break: ROOOOAAADDDTTTTRRRRIIIIPPPP to the Rockies, everglades, Catskills, mexico, or just see how far you can go...

i don't always roadtrip but when i do it i try my best to act, look, think, and smell like a hippie

[keychain] (http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00DTSQEPA/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pC_nS_ttl?_encoding=UTF8&colid=2K9KCAMZEEJAW&coliid=I1L747IC2HFYES)

Here is a good, more recent guide to no-show socks. I have had good luck with these from Amazon. I wear them with Sperry boat shoes and you can't see the socks at all.

Amazon has a product called Shreddies that use are supposed to help filter out the smell of farts. Good Luck.

Here's the link if anyone is interested. The brand is Gildan. I got an XL (I'm 6'4 210) and it fits a little big, but I expect it to shrink some after some washes. The back has the "We on an ultralight beam. This is a God dream" like the t-shirts.

https://www.amazon.ca/gp/product/B00II7DJZA

I bought mine a couple months ago, and it's easily become one of my favorite buys on Amazon. It's a very nice hoodie.

Actual military member here. We use shirt stays (I think normal people call them garters). Uncomfortable, but you'll look crisp as can be. I recommend the stirrup style rather than the clip/clasp style to prevent being snapped if they come undone. I've known Marines to wear 8 shirt stays at once to look sharp for special events, but one pair should work well for a regular civilian wearing pants.

Tops

• SLP Hawaiian button up
  
• white/light colored JCF
  
• CK white/gray v-neck tees, 3-pack ($22 for med or $19 at Nordstrom rack in-store only)
  
• Kirkland white v-neck tees, 6-pack for $19
  
  

  Bottoms
  

• light-colored H&M/ASOS cotton shorts (only in-store apparently)
  
• H&M chinos
  
• J.Crew 6" dock shorts in: (linen; indigo, striped) or (dark blue/pale red chino)
  
• JCF 7" chino in various colors
  
• JCF 5" chino in various colors
  
  

  Underwear/Socks
  

• CK boxer briefs, 3-pack (Classic & stretch fit are $15 in-store)
  
• Breathable bamboo no-show socks if you don't like being barefoot in your shoes, super comfy (6 pairs for $10)
  
• Supreme x Hanes high socks
  
  

  Shoes
  

• Louboutin full spiked white high-tops
  
• Full Spiked White Roller-Boats
  
• Or any decent boat shoe/low sneaker in white
  
  

  Conclusion
  

  This is my list of favorites from last summer and generally what I'll be wearing this summer. Can't go wrong with any of these listed. You don't always need outfits full of reps to look great either. I know some of these aren't reps, but this is my copypasta for the tons of spring/summer threads popping up.
  
  
  

Is she a smoker? You could try these awesome lighters. http://www.amazon.com/dp/B004GZ0PGY/?tag=047-20

If not then, gift yourself this suit and give her the laugh of her life.

[SELL] Size 7.5 Golden Fox Moc Toe Boots
I really like how these look, but they are too similar to another pair I already own. I just received them in mail and they are new with tags in original packaging. I am willing to part with them for $55 plus shipping.
Amazon link to boots
More pictures from malefashionadvice
Message me if you are interested or if you have any questions!

Cats

Golden girls' Rue McClanahan is the biology teacher

Disney

Llamas

Chickens

Jewelry

/u/justabaldguy get in this contest because you are pretty much the first person I think of when it says to summon someone!

Thanks for the contest!

30L seems excessive. I have the HKPro. It weighs like 6.5oz packed into a small rectangle the thickness of a piece of cardboard. Here it is:
http://www.amazon.com/Ultralight-Lightweight-Backpacking-Travelling-backpacks/dp/B00KX0B5TW/ref=sr_1_sc_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1415577007&sr=8-1-spell&keywords=hkpro

They also make a slightly larger one that maybe (?) suits your needs.
http://www.amazon.com/Ultralight-Lightweight-Backpacking-Travelling-backpacks/dp/B00HEZ9V3Q/ref=sr_1_sc_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1415577007&sr=8-2-spell&keywords=hkpro

The materials are pretty good. Durable from my experience. I use this for everything and as a daypack when hiking. It's incredibly versitile and has 2 water bottle pockets for $20, which is tough to find.

Bought these and they work wonderfully

More comfortable than I expected

amazon, they have like rubber/silicon or some shit on the back heal so they dont slip off from being too low....think I got 6 pairs for like 15 bucks....a few months in and still holding up great. I didnt get black ones but heres the link http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0178G0XGY?psc=1&redirect=true&ref_=od_aui_detailpages00

was amazed at how much some places wanted for these tiny fucking socks when I was looking around, it was stupid...

Option B: just adjust the grip strength of the shirt stay clasp.

It takes about 5 seconds to complete. Inspect the metal clasp that attaches to your shirt or your sock. You should see that one of the pieces is bent into a kind of L shape. To increase the grip strength, bend that inside piece so that it's more perpendicular.

This can be done by opening the clasp, inserting a thin piece of hard material (like a small metal nail file) through the back of the clasp, and then closing the clasp slightly. Small changes can have very large effects; don't overdo it.

Note that I'm talking specifically about this style of shirt stay. They only cost about $10 and they last for years with everyday use. You just need to tighten them from time to time as the elastic gradually stretches.

http://www.amazon.com/American-Flag-Pants-Best-Form/product-reviews/B004VMQPFM/ref=dp_top_cm_cr_acr_txt?showViewpoints=1

FOR THOSE WHO WANT PROOF OF FREEDOM TO GO WITH IT

I have three brand new pairs of Golden Fox Boots

• Size 10
  
  
• Size 10
  
  
• Size 9.5
  
  They will go for $40 plus shipping. They will be shipped in their original packaging and boxes. PM with questions or for more details.
  
  Sizing info (YMMV):
  
  I wear these in 9.5 with thick wool socks, so they run large. I wear CDBs in 9 with thin socks and 9.5 with normal/ slightly thicker socks. I wear 9.5 in Cole Haan boots with dress socks and they are the best fitting boots I have ever worn. 9.5 in Vans with regular socks if that helps.

I really like the these Golden Fox boots. I bought a pair earlier this year and I think they look and feel great for the price.

A few months back there was some talk about the Golden Fox moc toe boots, you can find them on Amazon. I never really felt comfortable with the range of reviews or the quality of the leather so I decided to wait.

Fast forward to late October, I happened across a pair of Eastland moc toe boots at Nordstrom Rack for only $70. You can buy them new from their site here for $125 with a 15% off coupon if you sign up for their mailing list. I love them - been keeping my feet dry and warm through the Chicago winter thus far. Would recommend for the price point.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B01BU0NII4/ref=yo_ii_img?ie=UTF8&psc=1

Shipping takes about a week. Fades a little after the first wash, but still the best I've found.

Happy birthday!
I hope you don't feel old.
My last few birthdays have made me feel ancient.
This makes me feel nerdy, but I like it :O

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B004TOXP3W/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o06_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

Best I can do.

-)

Surprised nobody's mentioned shirt stays. They might be annoying to put on if you need to wear dress shirts every day but the fact that they keep your shirt tucked in at all times means the amount of 'bagginess' you experience will almost always be nonexistent when you wear these. These are the ones I got years ago and they still work like a charm. I say try these before you go even go to a tailor

hehe, that's a cool one. I'm gonna wish for this, if you're a fan of How I Met Your Mother you know what I'm talking about.

I bought mine from https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00II7DJZA/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o03_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1. That same brand has a bunch of other amazing animal hoodies as well, it turns out. :)

Also if you ever wear tucked in button-down shirts, get a pair of shirt garters. Theyre super cheap but might feel a little odd for the first wear or two but they make a huge difference on how you look. Would always recommend.

I actually got a vest at one of the MS walk a thon events. This scarf I got from one of the reddit gift events and it is really good if I say so myself.

I just returned stateside from a 17 day trip through Thailand with an Osprey Porter 46. I also brought a packable 25L daypack, which I ended up filling with souvenirs.

I overpacked a bit (brought extra jeans and a sweater) but if you are experienced at traveling or will have access to laundry often you could get by with less. Personally I think the 46L was the perfect amount.

It's not an easy find. I've been through more than I care to admit. I think the best pair I've ever had were from a small independent men's store. Check those in your area. I've also found okay ones at Army/Navy stores (they had them behind the counter). I've got these off Amazon, and they're shit. The foot loop ones always slide off my foot, so I don't use those. These are the type that I always use.

With winter approaching and being a student on a budget, I'm in desperate need of boots that aren't a high price, even though I'll be giving up some quality for it. Right now I'm stuck in between two boots, the Golden Fox 6" Moc Toe Boots and Crevo Moc Toe Boots. Not sure as to which to get. Any suggestions on either, or experience? And if you know a better boot that is preferrably under $100, please share.

I should have been more specific - Something like This

Or if you prefer a less chunky or more slender boot, something like This

It's already been invented and sold on Amazon.

The product is called Shreddies ... LOL

https://www.amazon.com/Shreddies-USA-SHRHPSML-Flatulence-Filtering/dp/B00LIQ7WOM

Buy these: T-Shirt Carryout Bags- Thank You/Gracias - 1000 ct. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0025W9ALG/

They are pretty tough and last forever.

Just saying, I'm in awe that the US First Amendment protects free speech up to the point (according to Scalia) of burning your country's flag as a statement.

In the Philippines, our flag and heraldic code is so uptight that you can't really put it on clothing in the same manner as, say, Star-Spangled Banner pants, without running into legal trouble.

Speaking of which, the law declares that our national anthem must be sung in its original form at all times, so we can't do those public performances similar to American artists singing their own rendition of Star Spangled Banner.

One singer tried that and wound up in court.

Here's a cool fat guy hack for you in tackling the "shirt won't stay tucked in thing" in the future if you ever do need to keep it tucked in: shirt stays. I went many years without learning about those and wish I'd known about them much, much earlier. This thing might work too (never used one though).

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B004TOXP3W/ref=oh_aui_search_detailpage?ie=UTF8&psc=1

I bought one for my husband a few years ago. It's very nice in person, especially at that price. The crystal popped out of the first one on a plane though, from pressure changes, lol!

North-east Montana ain't so bad weather-wise, it gets hot — 90 or 100 degree days are common, 110 isn't unheard of — but it's not near as hot as a southwestern state, and not as humid as a southeastern state.

If you're working outside a lot, a neck cooler and a neck shade can be a big help.

If you have testicles, Gold Bond Medicated Powder is a summer life saver.

What are the differences between these two? Also what is the difference between brown and brun?

http://www.amazon.com/Golden-Fox-Leather-Weight-Outsole/dp/B007ZU7SU8

http://www.amazon.com/Golden-Fox-Mens-Polyurethane-Outsole/dp/B00OEDOWZ8/ref=sr_1_2?s=apparel&ie=UTF8&qid=1417626387&sr=1-2&keywords=golden+fox+moc

Thanks!

My math is not awesome, but this seems like a better deal! (by $.002 a bag?)

http://smile.amazon.com/T-Shirt-Carryout-Bags-Thank-Gracias/dp/B0025W9ALG

Shirt stays like these ones work well enough

Well to be fair the suit pictures were taken right after putting everything on. Kinda rushed to get some of them as you can see untied shoes in the tailored fit pictures.

For all day well tucked shirt my go to are these bad boys- http://www.amazon.com/Standard-Shirt-Stays-Locking-Clamps/dp/B00AERKG94

Ooh should add that I do get my shirts taken in to slim them down and have darts put in the back. This album shows that kinda. Especially the gap part-http://m.imgur.com/a/heKEB

This! <3

Thanks for the contest!

Shirt stays kept our uniforms looking puff free while I was in the service.

Find a place to buy retail merchandise bags. Supermarkets get them for like one cent each.

edit: you can buy 1000 on amazon for $15

Shoes (100$ Budget) - Golden Fox boots would be a good choice if you want to spend $100 total on shoes and boots.

Chinos (60$ Budget) - You can get Elston 528s for around $30 a pair.

You could save yourself ~$75 after 20 years if you buy this: http://www.amazon.com/T-Shirt-Carryout-Bags-1000-ct/dp/B0025W9ALG

There's no easy fix. Either keep re-tucking over the course of the day, or invest in something like shirt stays.

There better be a damn good reason you aren't wearing these.

The stirrup versions are infinitely better.

PRO TIPS: If the O-ring slips sideways, you have them too tight. The adjuster will tear out your leg hairs throughout the day unless you wrap it in a bit of tape. Use electrical tape because it's smoother and the adhesive wears off quicker from any hanging edges.

Ares Ameoba CCR or the newer model, the AM-005

shemaghs are good neck protection

These are a good bang for your buck.

Suit up!

Credit to this post

These turned out nice. For about $60 though, you could have gotten a new pair of these to break in.

Way easier to just get the SO charcoal filtered underwear. Apparently they actually work.

http://www.amazon.com/Shreddies-USA-SHRHPSML-Flatulence-Filtering/dp/B00LIQ7WOM

Huh. Never knew they were called that. Interesting. Here is a link for anyone else interested.

Thorogood boots are about $125 shipped from Amazon.

Golden Fox boots are about $70 shipped from various third party sellers on Amazon.

You might just be looking for some Shirt Stays. They're a must-have in the Military, but they work wonders for keeping your shirt tucked in in the civilian world as well.

You attach one clip to the front, one clip to the back, and repeat for the other side. Then, when you put the shirt on you just slide the stirrup through your foot, and then put your pants on.

Some places already have, which is why some people have turned to buying grocery bags from online retailers, like Amazon.

counter, here are pajamas that look like a suit

https://www.amazon.com/Official-Mens-Legendary-Suitjamas-Pajamas/dp/B005PL9ZL4

I was expecting suits, get jogging suits that look like regular suits like the suit pyjamas but for jogging

Here's one I got on amazon, correct shape. I actually gave it away, but I still have the Elucidator I got that looked very similar and the chain hasn't broken on it at all.

implying the god emperor doesnt sleep in this

https://www.amazon.com/Official-Mens-Legendary-Suitjamas-Pajamas/dp/B005PL9ZL4

I got this because its super cheap and I just needed SOMETHING, haha... Unfortunately it takes about a month in transit, but at least I can focus my AoT withdrawal on it for now.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00DTSQEPA/ref=oh_details_o01_s00_i00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

Haha no I was in the military and I had to wear them. I prefer the kind that hook to the socks.

EDIT: these ones.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00DJY59F0/ref=cm_sw_r_awd_TBvVub1WBN426

Amazon sells bags.
http://www.amazon.com/T-Shirt-Carryout-Bags--Thank-Gracias/dp/B0025W9ALG

Aren't there fart proof underwear you can buy?


uh, yep...here they are.

Also get good at finding rooms with above average sonic dampening, open spaces, cloth walls/tapestries etc...

You'll be a fart ninja in no time at all.

Suit Pajamas. Here the link to Amazon for your convenience. http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B005PL9ZL4/ref=redir_mdp_mobile?tag=047-20

Golden Fox has a number of boots and chukkas.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B009Y7EH8Q


http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B007ZU7SU8/ref=aw_2nd_sims_3?pi=SS115&simLd=1

Golden Fox is another possible.

https://www.amazon.com/Shreddies-USA-SHRHPSML-Flatulence-Filtering/dp/B00LIQ7WOM

Suitjamas - as seen by Barney on How I met your mother

Not quite the Moc style as the Sperry's but somewhat of a moc toe look. Check these Golden Fox Boots out.

1000 t-shirt bags for $26 http://www.amazon.com/T-Shirt-Carryout-Bags--Thank-Gracias/dp/B0025W9ALG/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1398890282&sr=8-1&keywords=tshirt+bags

you can http://www.amazon.com/Official-Your-Mother-Grey-Suitjamas/dp/B005PL9ZL4

I think I'll stick with some suitjamas...

http://www.amazon.com/Official-Mens-Legendary-Suitjamas-Pajamas/dp/B005PL9ZL4

I wonder how many of the guests promptly went on google to look for tuxedo jammies.

https://www.amazon.com/Official-Mens-Legendary-Suitjamas-Pajamas/dp/B005PL9ZL4[https://www.amazon.com/Official-Mens-Legendary-Suitjamas-Pajamas/dp/B005PL9ZL4](https://www.amazon.com/Official-Mens-Legendary-Suitjamas-Pajamas/dp/B005PL9ZL4)

http://www.amazon.com/T-Shirt-Carryout-Bags-Thank-Gracias/dp/B0025W9ALG/ref=pd_bxgy_k_img_z

Suit-jamas

The choice is obvious.

Is this sufficient?

https://www.amazon.com/T-Shirt-Carryout-Bags-Thank-Gracias/dp/B0025W9ALG/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1494127984&sr=8-1&keywords=1000ct+plastic+bags

you can still buy them.

Let's kick it up a notch

And it never occurred to me that they would still sell the things...
https://www.amazon.com/Vanguard-Shirt-Garter-Original-Military/dp/B00DJY59F0

Does anyone have experience with Golden Fox Moc Toe Boots in wet/slushy/snowy conditions. I'm not in Canada, but Michigan is close enough, right?

Hey, girl. Did you say tuxedo pajamas?

2 things - Loafer socks and Gold Bond Foot powder.

http://www.amazon.com/Official-Mens-Legendary-Suitjamas-Pajamas/dp/B005PL9ZL4 (or watch HIMYM)

http://www.amazon.com/T-Shirt-Carryout-Bags--Thank-Gracias/dp/B0025W9ALG/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1415228551&sr=8-1&keywords=t+shirt+bags

you could be THAT GUY and get this or similar

What else?

Box O' Freedom for Austinites.

Shirt stays?

What to wear with these golden fox boots?

You either produce an incredible amount of trash, or buy so few groceries you would never need more than 3 or 4 reusable bags.

And anyway, you can buy the same bags they give away at walmart and Chinese take out places. Here's a lifetime supply for $20.

Obligatory

The obvious answer is Suit Pajamas

I would have totally just linked THESE!

Suit Pajamas http://www.amazon.com/dp/B005PL9ZL4/?tag=047-20

Suitjamas

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B005PL9ZL4/?tag=047-20

Charcoal underwear

Do you have a Pajama Suit?

Golden fox moc toe. https://www.amazon.com/Golden-Fox-Industrial-Construction-Insulated/dp/B007ZU7SU8

We were issued something similar to these things in the Marine Corps, called shirt stays

http://www.amazon.com/Stirrup-Style-Black-Shirt-Stays/dp/B001LQ5LT2

https://www.amazon.com/Disney-56109-Vintage-Mickey-Leather/dp/B004TOXP3W

Suitjamas!

http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0083F3HYA/ref=redir_mdp_mobile?keywords=golden%20fox&qid=1394139388&ref_=sr_1_2&sr=8-2

Golden Fox leather Moc Toe. How's the sizing and quality?

Amazon!

Yup.

How are [these] (https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0083F3KWE/ref=ox_sc_act_image_1?ie=UTF8&psc=1&smid=A25720VX5INJGM)?

amazon has them for about a buck more, but they'll be here in 2 days!

Oh, a company man, huh!? I bet you even sleep in Suitjamas. Lord knows you don't want to caught off guard for that 3am teleconference call from Beijing.

Found on Amazon:

Ultimate Hiding Gaff For Crossdressing Men https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000KIJANK/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_vbwhAb264317Q

Golden Fox Moc Toe Boots: http://www.amazon.com/Golden-Fox-Leather-Weight-Outsole/dp/B007ZU7SU8

Please don't say buy Red Wings instead, I'm poor. Also, if so, what color?

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01BU0NII4/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_tMV7xbCRT670P

Its fake but identical. I have this exact one

No, as in suit pajamas, not an actual suit.

https://www.amazon.com/Official-Mens-Legendary-Suitjamas-Pajamas/dp/B005PL9ZL4

No. Only suits. https://www.amazon.com/Official-Mens-Legendary-Suitjamas-Pajamas/dp/B005PL9ZL4

I’d say embrace the uptightness to Ludacris levels. Start slow, baby steps, until the silliness is at max factor. Soon you will be wearing Legendary SuitJamas like a boss.

(Note: There is no right or wrong way to “let loose.” Find the best way to express your inner animal and don’t worry if you are doing it correctly.)

The stirrup kinds less so. They also won't snap off and hit you in the nuts.

Or you could just get bed sheet straps....same shit



Edit: Jesus H Christ, Marine. do you not know how to use google or know about Amazon? Found this after doing a simple search.

Effin' Silky SuitJamas
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B005PL9ZL4/?tag=047-20

This shit changed my life:

http://www.amazon.com/Standard-Shirt-Stays-Locking-Clamps/dp/B00AERKG94

As ridiculous as a plastic bag ban sounds, couldn't you just buy them by the thousand on Amazon for $50?

Edit: here's 1000 for $15

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0025W9ALG/ref=mp_s_a_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1486009565&sr=8-3&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_QL65&keywords=plastic+bags&dpPl=1&dpID=41Vwu9pTqPL&ref=plSrch

I use shirt garters. I hated them when I did honor guard in the military but when I started dressing up for work I realized I hated tucking in my shirt more. http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00AERKG94/ref=mp_s_a_1_9?qid=1427503954&sr=8-9&pi=AC_SX110_SY165_QL70&keywords=shirt+garters+for+men

Stupid nanny state with just another ridiculous tax measure. For twenty bucks the problem is solved.