I was the exact same as you - I could have lived on cheese alone but I've been (mostly) dairy free for over four years. My daughter was having a bad reaction to nursing and my dr suggested I cut out dairy and it was a miracle for her and me honestly. I'd always been gassy but just chalked it up to "I guess I'm just gassy" but the change was dramatic and I'm never going back. Seconding goat cheese because it doesn't mess with me as much as cow dairy, so occasionally I'll get the Trader Joe's sliced goat cheese and it's delicious! I've found ways to not miss it and honestly I realized how much better I feel without it. It seems I now gravitate towards Asian (Thai, Japanese, Vietnamese, etc.) restaurants, but I've also found ways to have delicious meals at Mexican, Italian, and American places as well. Let me know if you have any specific concerns about making the change and I'd be more than happy to do my best to help. I can recommend substituting Earth Balance for butter, and I typically use avocado to replace the "creaminess" of cheese on a sandwich. And for homemade pizzas or melts I can recommend Daiya (but NEVER eat it cold. So gross.)

Oh god. Okay. I feel like I've been preparing for this post my whole life (or at least since I found these awesome things on amazon):

• Tuscan Whole Milk
  
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  Make sure you read the comments on these amazing, once in a lifetime products!!!
  
  edit: Aww shoot, I just saw you meant for realz. I got nothing, sorry. But still, you'll have a good laugh!

I asked the same question a while back. Was out for about a month with no access to refrigeration. I survived, and lost a bunch of weight, good times.

One person had recommended using more MCT oil to meet your caloric intake. I did a couple times, but it can be pretty rough on your digestive tract, so unless you build a tolerance plan on going to the bathroom frequently.

I ended up using a powdered [heavy cream.] (https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00OCV3QRW/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o09_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1) Worked great, just took a little more prep time. I just mixed the powder with water, added the MCT oil and the ketochow.

Chris pointed out previously that once mixed you should treat it like milk and keep it refrigerated. I simply drank it on the spot, actually wasn't bad at all and kept my energy levels up.

For in between snacks I just carried some meat sticks and nuts. Worked out fine and I didn't have to break keto. Hope that helps!

I think this is a better deal kitchen soap wise: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B001FA1NV4/. Instead of 12oz for 7 dollars, its 6 25oz bottles for 20 bucks. 3 times the money, but 12.5 times the soap. Also, for dishwasher detergent, this is a better deal: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00C72BXZK/. Instead of 20 count for 7$, it's 110 count for 20$.

Some stuff it just makes sense to try and get in bulk, because you get so, so, so much more.

Also, re milk. You don't have to get powdered milk. You also have the option to get UHT milk. UHT milk is milk that's been cooked at a high enough temperature that it becomes shelf stable. Just search for UHT milk and you'll find a tonne of brands and choices. Different fat percentages, sizes and so on. You can get a large carton, or they also make packs with a bunch of small cartons, like this one: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B002FX2IOQ/. I prefer that, because I don't use milk very often, so opening a small container each time works perfectly for me. You do however, have to stick the container in the fridge once you've opened it.

Also, if you have a tea strainer (or even if you don't, they're only a few bucks and worth it!), try and get loose leaf tea. You can get a lb of tea for around 10 bucks easy, and you can easily make a few hundred cups of tea. To make strong black tea, I use 4 grams of tea for every pot, and each pot gets me about 4 cups. A lb of tea is 453g, so...that works out really well. Even if you make individual cups instead of pots and use a couple grams per cup, you can easily get 200 cups out of a lb box. There's just no beating that with bags, even if you resuse them.

Here's 1lb of a green tea for 10 bucks: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B000SATIFA. And here's 1lb of Earl Grey for 8 bucks: http://www.amazon.com/Davidsons-Tea-Bulk-Earl-16-Ounce/

Thanks OP! I'd already created list and was about to post to food_pantry when I saw your post and you'd found cheaper options for a few things and that seriously rocks.

I have a stupid simple but really popular soup: 1 part winter squash puree, 2 parts coconut milk with 1-2 T Mae Ploy red curry paste per cup of orange veg puree soup. I like Chaokoh coconut milk, because I can get a return of the oil split when I fry the paste, which is visually pleasing. If I am making enough quantity, I like to use a variety of orange veg/squash, freshly roasted, because that yields the most complex and interesting flavor. With light curry seasoning, it is a real hit for funeral meals or meals for shut ins.

That said, I am interested in tips for cleanly splitting winter squashes for roasting to make the puree. The things are roll-y and tough, no matter how sharp my blacksmith grandson makes my cleaver! My father, God rest his soul, made a starting cut in a vise with a circular saw and I do the same thing if I am quantity cooking them, but there has to be a better kitchen safe answer if I am just feeding a few folks. Helpful thoughts?

I learned how to cook Thai curry from a Thai friend, and I realized it's the brand/quality of ingredients that's really important. This is the brand of curry paste he used, and this is the brand of coconut milk. Both of these were significantly cheaper at the local asian market. I also got a good quality fish sauce, and these lime leaves that I added in with the coconut milk. It's honestly better than anything I can get in restaurants around me. My half-Thai brother-in-law said it was better than his dad's curry. And it's super easy.

Thank you!! I used this recipe, though I followed it loosely. I'm not that good of a cook, but turned out really tasty!

I can only give you estimates of the the ingredients, sorry.

Coconut Penang Curry - Chicken

Ingredients

• 1 lb chicken thighs
  
• 1 clove of garlic
  
• Salt, pepper
  
• 3 tsp Mae Ploy Penang Curry Paste
  
• 13.5 oz Chaokoh Coconut Milk
  
• Bell peppers (I used one)
  
• Broccoli (I used like 1/4 of a floret?)
  
  

  Recipe
  

  
  

1. Mince the garlic and cut the peppers, chicken, and broccoli into bite size pieces.
   
2. Season the chicken with salt and pepper.
   
3. Pour oil into pan and stir minced garlic until fragrant. Fry the chicken until cooked and both sides are golden. Remove the chicken from the pan once done.
   
4. In another pan (or clean the one you used to fry the chicken), add oil and stir in curry paste and fry until it's fragrant.
   
5. Add in the coconut of milk a spoonful at a time and stir. When you're halfway done with the can, add the chicken back in.
   
6. Continue adding in the coconut milk until there's none left.
   
7. Add in vegetables and let it simmer until your veggies are soft to your liking.
   
8. Remove from heat and serve. :D
   
   Most of the carbs is in the coconut milk, which is about 10g per can. Then the rest mostly comes from the vegetables, which you can omit/add in less of if you'd like and just add in more chicken haha.
   
   Net carbs: 24g for the whole thing. Depends on how hungry you are, but I ate like half of it.

We have UHT, but it's rarely used / atypical. https://www.amazon.com/Organic-Valley-Whole-Milk-6-75/dp/B00WVSNJ8Y
Now I've lived in many countries with eggs both ways, and they taste pretty much the same to me. it is seasoning on eggs that matter more IMHO (black pepper being key cultural distinction in my view, like black pepper on cottage cheese, corn on the cob, or fresh sliced tomatoes). With the milk, the 'cooked' UHT tastes very different. And in USA, like France, there can even be a raw-milk craze.

Raw milk in USA I've encountered personally is extremely rare. I expect it's mostly something people try who live on a farm or very close personal friends to a farm. Or, well, I'ts American prudish to favor violence instead of sex, some adult males with pregnant or nursing wives have probably accidentally had 'raw milk' as part of foreplay ;)

Which raises another point: But that really is taboo to speak in USA. For a while (~ 1975-2005), people seemed to consider formula superior perhaps because it had added vitamins - like enriched or fortified white bread. (For infants) Breast milk, not formula, has made a return among the educated. Who knows, the poor and unemployed may have been using it all along due to convenience.

If you have a Trader Joe's nearby their marshmallows are vegan (they are rebranded Dandies, I believe). Their Sipping Chocolate was also dairy free, but I think it's discontinued. :(

Guittard Grand Cacao Drinking Chocolate. Guittard is my favorite grocery store chocolate brand.

It is also really easy to make yourself, if you're into that.

Basic Hot Cocoa Mix: whisk together 1 cup good cocoa powder + 1 1/2 cups powdered sugar + 1/2 teaspoon salt

Next Level Hot Cocoa Mix: 1 cup good cocoa powder + 1 1/2 cup powdered sugar + 1/2 cup vegan chocolate chips + 1 teaspoon vanilla powder; pulse in food processor until chocolate is in small bits

Mocha Hot Cocoa Mix: add 1-2 tablespoons instant espresso powder to mix

Peppermint Hot Cocoa Mix: add 3 tablespoons well crushed candy cane or peppermint hard candies to mix

Pumpkin Spice Hot Cocoa Mix: add 2 teaspoons pumpkin spice to mix (or 1 teaspoon cinnamon, 1/4 teaspoon each ginger, nutmeg, cloves, allspice)

Mexican Hot Cocoa Mix: add 1 1/2 teaspoon cinnamon, 1/4 teaspoon cayenne to mix

Recommend mixing with plain unsweetened soy or cashew milk.

To make it 'instant' for mixing with hot water, add 2 cups coconut milk powder to the mix.

I mean, I'm pretty sure everyone has read the Epic Tuscon Whole Milk, 1 gallon, 128 fl. oz reviews (my favorite is the Raven parody: "Once upon a mid-day sunny, while I savored Nuts 'N Honey..."). I'll search for another one, but I'll leave this as a reminder for myself. :)

edit: Oh! I remember another one, although it's nsfw...there are some really good reviews for the Hitachi "Personal Massager" . I really like the different innuendos people come up with...although my favorite are the indignant "What are you people doing with this thing!!" posts...
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(Let me know if you would rather I find a sfw one...:) )

Granted, I have absolutely no idea how this tastes, but the Amazon reviews seem good. It claims to make 8 quarts (not sure if that is supposed to be per container or not).
The reason I think this might be a viable option for you is that it may deal with some of the apprehensions your family might have towards soy milk. For one thing, it's cheaper than regular milk, as far I as can tell. Also, it won't spoil if not quickly consumed, so the worry of paying for something that will spoil if not used quickly won't be a problem.
In addition, you can flavor it to your liking- sweeter, less sweet, etc., which could be a help when using it to cook.
[edit: spelling]

Found the link the OP probably intended on submitting

The Tuscon Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz poem


Once upon a mid-day sunny, while I savored Nuts 'N Honey,
With my Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 gal, 128 fl. oz., I swore
As I went on with my lapping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at the icebox door.
'Bad condensor, that,' I muttered, 'vibrating the icebox door -
Only this, and nothing more.'

Not to sound like a complainer, but, in an inept half-gainer,
I provoked my bowl to tip and spill its contents on the floor.
Stupefied, I came to muddle over that increasing puddle,
Burgeoning deluge of that which I at present do adore -
Snowy Tuscan wholesomeness exclusively produced offshore -
Purg'ed here for evermore.

And the pool so white and silky, filled me with a sense of milky
Ardor of the type fantastic of a loss not known before,
So that now, to still the throbbing of my heart, while gently sobbing,
I retreated, heading straightway for the tempting icebox door -
Heedless of that pitter-patter tapping at the icebox door -
I resolved to have some more.

Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer,
'This,' said I, 'requires an extra dram of milk, my favorite pour.'
To the icebox I aspired, motivated to admire
How its avocado pigment complemented my decor.
Then I grasped its woodgrain handle - here I opened wide the door; -
Darkness there, and nothing more.

Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing,
Doubting, dreaming dreams of Tuscans I had known before
But the light inside was broken, and the darkness gave no token,
And the only words there spoken were my whispered words, 'No more!'
Coke and beer, some ketchup I set eyes on, and an apple core -
Merely this and nothing more.

Back toward the table turning, all my soul within me burning,
Soon again I heard a tapping somewhat louder than before.
'Surely,' said I, 'surely that is something at my window lattice;
Let me see then, what thereat is, and this mystery explore -
Let my heart be still a moment and this mystery explore; -
'Tis the wind and nothing more!'

From the window came a stirring, then, with an incessant purring,
Inside stepped a kitten; mannerlessly did she me ignore.
Not the least obeisance made she; not a minute stopped or stayed she;
But, with mien of lord or lady, withdrew to my dining floor -
Pounced upon the pool of Tuscan spreading o'er my dining floor -
Licked, and lapped, and supped some more.

Then this tiny cat beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,
By the grand enthusiasm of the countenance she wore,
Toward the mess she showed no pity, 'til I said, 'Well, hello, kitty!'
Sought she me with pretty eyes that seemed to open some rapport.
So I pleaded, 'Tell me, tell me what it is that you implore!'
Quoth the kitten, 'Get some more.'

American here, can confirm Gjetost is delicious (YAY-toast) You can find it at Safeway or QFC, usually it's a brand called "Ski Queen" It's in a bright orange cube, hard to miss.

I'd describe the taste as a very sweet, very nutty cheese--it's good with fruit, or on warm toast.

Looks like this

On top of amazing customer service, Amazon Prime (saved me a ton of money this past year), and the fact they regularly deliver on Saturdays Amazon is great for hilarious product reviews:

Steering Wheel Desk

Tuscan Milk
The Classic and Original

Thinking it over a little more, I believe veganizing a milk chocolate recipe would be the best way to go. So here's what I would do. Start from here:

https://sortedfood.com/recipe/9370

and substitute the Better Than Milk soy powder (or something like it) 1 for 1. That seems to me to have a high chance of succeeding!

https://www.amazon.com/Better-Than-Milk-25-9-Ounce-Canisters/dp/B001E5E1PA

I like to surprise myself with random foreign cheeses. I bought something called Ski Queen. Tastes like fucking candy. It's super weird. SUPER weird. You should all try it.

http://www.amazon.com/Ski-Queen-Gjetost-Original-Cheese/dp/B002XWZH1U

>You do realize they make powdered milk right? LMAO.

Powdered coconut milk needs to be dissolved in hot water, which you then can't combine with ice cream. LMAO.

https://www.amazon.com/Native-Forest-Coconut-Powder-Ounce/dp/B00QIVB19Y

Why wouldn't they just bring normal coconut milk?

>Yes its already on twitter and instagram. People were sipping these and throwing them.

Do you have links? I've only seen throwing, not sipping.

There's also the possibility they were making special batches. The powder still hasn't been explained.

> perhaps a better contract-manufacturer

Every time I see one of these posts -- which seems like every other day -- my mind shows me a picture of all the other liquid products sold daily in similar bottles, like this or this. Who ever hears of chocolate milk or OJ bottles that split, or have mold under the cap? And there's a gazillion times as many of those bottles moving around the country.

One difference is, the shipping channels are different. Nesquick etc. go in large quantities, whole pallets probably, in big trucks to grocery wholesalers' warehouses. From there they go in wholesalers' trucks to grocery stores, handled by drivers who deliver only groceries.

Just the same, somehow I think Nesquick or Tropicana and other big liquid-food-makers have a better grasp of this. It would be fascinating to hear from somebody who actually knows food packaging and shipping.

This is also worth buying at this price. I get them at $1.40/can at my Thai grocer. This + Chaokoh makes a super simply and amazing curry. Same with the Indian pastes. The coconut milk is more expensive on amazon than Patels, so that may be worth an order along with the ghee.

Edit: "this" was a 6pack on amazon of Maesri thai curry pastes. Id really look into them and the coconut milk from Patel brothers.

Try shelf stable milk cartons, like those milk boxes from Organic Valley. I don't care that it's organic, but each box is like 3/4 cup, which tends to be how much milk I need at a time, and it's good for MONTHS, with no refrigeration. I bought these, and they've been great for baking and cooking.

Organic Valley, Organic Whole Milk, 6.75 fl oz (Pack of 12) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00WVSNJ8Y/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_l1JozbD3VY92X

I love Cello Whisps Pure Parmesan Cheese Crisps: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01M3MKFHX/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_AaUAzb3FGEXWM

I usually buy them at costco, but looks like amazon sells them as well. Hard boiled eggs are also a nice on the go snack!

You could possibly need more b12 if you aren't taking any supplements. As for egg alternatives there is The follow your heart vegan egg replacer. You can make scrambled eggs with it pretty easily :)

Yeah, a lot of the reviews suck because they are written by random people. The good ones get upvoted to the top. There is also something called "vine voices" or something like that, where if you write awesome reviews for stuff on amazon, they will send you free products to get some reviews going.

Sometimes reviews are funny though, check these ones out.

iPotty

3 wolf moon shirt

and last but certainly not least we have

Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz

I'm sorry but if you've purchased something from a business you should contact them about it, not post it on dogecoin dragging everyone else into your drama.

Should we start ragging on Amazon on here too while we're at it? I fucking purchased Tuscan whole milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz and it was not what I expected. Mine came used and had formed cheese curds at the bottom, which, while it's perfect for poutine, I didn't ask for. Now I have cheese curds and no french fries. Thanks obama.

Edit: The number of people who seriously thought I bought milk makes this all the more hilarious.

Bought one. Worked great till I spilled my Tuscan Milk all over it while reading How To Avoid Huge Ships. Luckily I had bought some Uranium Ore at the same time. Sprinkled a little over the cable, and it works perfect now.

Sorry I'm new to Intermittent fasting and I see a lot mixed answers about this, but I want to know if I like to drink coffee, with stevia, is a tsp of coffee mate powder cream okay? I see a lot of people recommend heavy cream, is that different from heavy whipping cream?
Also why is that okay if it has a lot of fat?
Lastly is this recommended? Hoosier Hill Farm Heavy Cream Powder Jar, 1 Pound https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00OCV3QRW/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_RAAKxb98SXMF1

Introduce her to hilarious Amazon product reviews for stuff like Tuscan whole milk, might be fun to put them up on a big screen or projector and read through them at the party.

I love amazon for those reviews. The tuscan milk and three wolf t-shirt are great ones too.

Milk

tshirt

I don't eat eggs for ethical reasons, and just recently ordered some of Follow Your Heat's VeganEgg

It comes out to be 40 calories per "egg", and it scrambles up like chicken eggs. It actually smelt so much like eggs while I was mixing it that I felt off put. I figured maybe someome around here who is cutting calories would be interested in still being able to enjoy their scrambles in the morning.

Amazon absolutely loves spoof reviews. They highlight many products that are filled with them . Tuscan whole milk one gallon, is my favorite.

https://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/product-reviews/B00032G1S0

Vegg - Amazon


Follow Your Heart - Amazon


The Vegg one can make about 100 "eggs". The Follow Your Heart one can make about 12. However I'd assume they've got slight taste differences. I've never heard Vegg being used to make omelettes so I'd go with FYH for those very egg-y applications. For baked goods, I'd go with Vegg.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE APRES SKI

Where can I get some "Ski Queen" Gjetost Cheese 'round here?

https://www.norseland.ca/en/products/ski-queen
https://www.amazon.com/Ski-Queen-Gjetost-Original-Cheese/dp/B002XWZH1U

Images:
https://www.google.com/search?q=ski+queen+gjetost+cheese&hl=en&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiYupeHxvreAhUOm-AKHQuvAEUQ_AUIDygC&biw=1222&bih=869#imgrc=ua7oB0nz_OnlsM:

The top review on this gallon of milk remains my favorite. I hope that reviewer got class credit for it.

Daiya- Its not the same as real cheese, but its pretty good.

Of course, then you have to make it on your own.

As time of this post, a gallon of milk was going for $45 on Amazon. Hope you like your cereal dry. :)

Cello Whisps... made from parmesan cheese. Delish and zero carbs. Perfect for when you want that salty crunch.
I dip mine into veggie cream cheese for an awesome snack. https://www.amazon.com/Cello-Whisps-Parmesan-Cheese-Crisps/dp/B010LWFX9O/ref=sr_1_3_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1484675216&sr=8-3&keywords=cello%2Bwhisps&th=1

Seems like a good idea, but it's $78 and doesn't even qualify for super saver shipping.

Got 6 friends who LOVE queso?

https://www.amazon.com/Land-Lakes-American-Yellow-Process/dp/B00B04ADCU

The top several are all great. My personal favorite is "One Friday, without the milk"

http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/dp/B00032G1S0/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1425866900&sr=8-1&keywords=tuscan+whole+milk+1+gallon+128+fl+oz

> transparent or semi translucent package

I don't believe it's possible with soylent aseptic process. The bottles are multi-layer with oxygen barrier. Jasper products (Soylent's contract manufacturer). If Soylent went with the "Snowman" bottle it might fair better. Ribs help resist denting in thin bottles like this. /u/fernly's Nesquick example uses a ribbed bottle for this reason.

Remember the crypto craze?? AMD remembers.

Seriously, though, 3rd party vendors do this in every Amazon sub-category. You can buy a gallon of Tuscan Dairy Vitamin D Whole milk for $74.00 if you want to. Eventually, it will be revealed that this is how drug cartels are laundering money. Until then, enjoy the lols.

It's Follow Your Heart brand! Here: https://www.amazon.com/Follow-Your-Heart-Egg-Vegan/dp/B016V9W6QE?th=1

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I wouldn't say it's AMAZING but it works especially if you want to eat it along with other food, in a breakfast sandwich, etc. I add garam masala or other spices to mine :)

This coconut milk is awesome:

Aroy-d Coconut Milk 100% Original Net 8.5 Oz.(pack of 12) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00JUB8N3G/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_XLkLyb9FERMAR

I use it for shakes as well as coffee.

Aha I love the ones for this milk

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Thanks for the contest and happy early birthday!

They're also pretty low carb too, about one gram per cracker. These are good too: gluten free and even less carbs.

Happened to notice that the Tuscan 1 gallon milk product is still there. A whole bunch of new reviews there and some of them are amazing!

Really good one in the style of Poe.

Actually you can get both of those things off of Amazon, at least in a fashion - if you don't get any help on a Wal-Mart gift card, you could try this (links below). Items would get to you in a couple of days, and as a bonus, they are shelf-stable, so you don't need refrigeration - handy for this situation!

Milk, prepared

Milk, powdered

Canned chicken (lots of bean varieties are cheaper, though - full list here, see "Proteins" category)

Possibly... but Tuscan whole milk, 1 gallon, 128 oz will make your dreams come true.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00032G1S0/ref=mp_s_a_1?qid=1322591526&sr=8-1

Edit: added link

Just be aware that fake-but-hilarious amazon reviewing is a thing today. There's a billion of them. This could be real, though. Funny if it is, tho also sad. But decent chances it's just a joke.

the infamous tuscan whole milk review -be sure to expand all comments

Powdered Heavy Cream, it's really a thing It's shelf stable and a little goes a long way. Make sure you serve it with a CLEAN and DRY spoon.

I actually recommend that you transfer a small amount to another container to avoid contaminating the whole things with accidental moisture.

I love these ridiculous amazon reviews...You think when Amazon has a board of director meeting they all sit around and look at the joke reviews that people put up?

My personal favorites....

3 wolf moon shirt- (http://www.amazon.com/Mountain-Three-Short-Sleeve-Black/dp/B000NZW3KC/ref=sr_1_5?s=apparel&qlEnable=1&ie=UTF8&qid=1290966286&sr=1-5&searchContext=B001VMZFPG,B003903IOS,B002X9PLU0,B000O1JVQY,B000NZW3KC,B0038MYLQ6,B0036EBABA,B0039YMKH0,B0037TPEF2,B003XKVMM4,B003DNIEQS,B004DJWF8O,B002YEBWYI,B0035T65HA,B002YKI3OY,B0049PBO2A,B000MJKTPK,B000GXZJU2,B002XPAHF8,B000MJJQWM,B000MJHOEY,B0036BI96M,B002YE9FYW,B0035T9AFY)

and the milk- (http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/dp/B00032G1S0/ref=pd_sbs_a_3)

Parmesan whisps. I'm not a fan of pork rinds, so these are great for satisfying that crochet craving when i get tired of nuts. You can also get these at Costco usually if there's one near you. They're amazing.

Yes! They carry it at Wegmans, Whole Foods, Target, Kroger, etc. We get organic valley whole milk. It’s about $12 for a case of 12 but they last and are good for on the go.

ETA: this is the one we buy: Organic Valley Whole Milk, Ultra Pasteurized, 6.75 Ounce (Pack of 12) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00WVSNJ8Y/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_DqBLBbYYJ9S3M

Horizon also has a low fat and flavored versions and larger shelf stable bottles that aren’t single serve. You could also do toddler formula if need be, but since our kids don’t drink that normally, we don’t want to start.

I hate it that this is the answer but this is the answer: http://www.amazon.com/Land-Lakes-American-Process-Cheese/dp/B00B04AE0Q/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1413368889&sr=8-1&keywords=land+o+lakes+extra+melt

i held out hope it was a type of cheese or a process. Nope. Cheapest and easiest possible way. I feel dirty I love it so much.

They only sell it by the case in 5 lb blocks on the internet. So...get some friends.

Sams carries it as noted.

i've studied this a lot and have tried all of the Mexican soft cheeses. This is what restaurants use according to what I've seen on the internet and through experimentation.

if you don't have a Sams around then Velveeta Queso is close.

For a gallon of Tuscan milk 🥛

Reviews

The Q&A are pretty funny too!

Do not cook it. It might be ok on a burger, but it would be much better on crackers or those mini toasts (that's an insane price, btw, don't buy them from amazon). That, along with a salad and some hard sausage and/or cheese would make a wonderful cold full meal.

Over 10K? Fancy!

Over 10K? Fancy? (Only if you click on buying options!)

[Under 10K? Kind of fancy wishes!] (http://www.amazon.com/dp/B000FE9AT8/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pC_nS_ttl?_encoding=UTF8&colid=6SF8O7RDEPWD&coliid=I2HSFV24WK3EF1)

Oops, I guess that's just a brand.

I spend two weeks in Norway (a fair bit in a small town called Haugesand) and loved the breakfasts, with that brown cheese, fish eggs, etc...

Ordered XL but needed a Small, they delivered an XL!

Edit: this reminds me of the gallon of milk on Amazon with the funny reviews https://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Dairy-Whole-Vitamin-Gallon/dp/B00032G1S0

you can order it on Amazon, though it is expensive and you have to get 6-5lb blocks at once. FYI, 5lbs of easy melt makes a ton of queso, just enough for one sitting! :-)

Not even close.

The rest are pretty good too.

I think that both of your friends should combine the gift cards any buy a gallon of milk.

Believe it or not, you would need both cards.

My favorite is this one for Tuscan Whole Milk. There are several of them for the Tuscan milk, though. Here's another favorite Tuscan review.

1 Gallon Tuscan Whole Milk - might have the singularly best Amazon review I've ever read, though there is much more content in the Haribo bears reviews

Fresh Whole Rabbit

50 Gallons of Lube

I think Tuscan Whole Milk is the very definition of "stand out," haha!

I would love Dead Island, please! My bf will be out of town all weekend and I was so sad at not having anything to do this weekend - this would be perfect!!

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To be clear, if I were to purchase Tuscan Whole Milk, exactly how many ounces would Hello Internet get? Also, is it re-sealed after?

well yeah

https://www.amazon.com/Parmigiano-Reggiano-Bonati-Riserva-Approximately/dp/B0029Y12G6

its cheese bro

what do you expect. it taste like cheese.

You should check out Parmesan cheese whisps, they sell them at costco, or you can get them on amazon in that link. They are a great cheesey chip substitute

Whisps are good, I think, and they have 0 net carbs, which is also good:
https://www.amazon.com/Pack-Value-Whisps-Parmesan-Cheese/dp/B01M3MKFHX/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1485885808&sr=8-1-spons&keywords=whisps&psc=1

I think joke reviews are fine on products people don't take seriously anyway, like milk.

lol this shit is too funny.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/customer-media/product-gallery/B00032G1S0/ref=cm_ciu_pdp_images_3?ie=UTF8&index=3

Oh dear ! Sounds like he ran out of [Tuscan] (http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/dp/B00032G1S0) !

"Fair and balanced critic". It took you until when to realize this was a troll?

Anyway, hilarious review, thanks for bringing it to us.

I'm sure you already know about Three Wolf Moon and Tuscan Whole Milk but I figured I'd list it for those who haven't.

Check out cello cheese whisps for a salty/crunchy snack. Takes like a cheesier cheese it.

Cello Whisps Parmesan Cheese Crisp, 9.5 Ounce https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01B5EF0OK/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_ddXgzbQ78QND8

Cheaper at Costco if you have a membership there.

Also, pork rinds are good too.

The reviews are great, too! http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/product-reviews/B00032G1S0/ref=dp_top_cm_cr_acr_txt?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1

You don't need eggs, and they're not even healthy for you (egg companies cannot legally say they are nutritious). Consider making tofu scrambles if you want clean protein, or making chia seed french toast. If you REALLY want that eggy flavor, check out kala namak (black salt) or the Vegan Egg.

(Sorry if I came off condescending I just really love chickens and hate to see them used for their eggs)

You can get a smaller box on Amazon link.

Here is the one that Sam's Club lists but with a price: $105.75.

btw I'd totally like to get my hands on some.

>I hope Amazon starts selling Amul liquid milk in India too. Hate going outside for silly things like milk.

You can always buy the massively popular Tuscan Whole Milk, especially based on the reviews.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/reviews/B00032G1S0/ref=cm_cr_dp_mb_btm?ie=UTF8

The best review I've read was for Tuscan Whole Milk:

http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/dp/B00032G1S0/ref=sr_1_5?ie=UTF8&qid=1333500581&sr=8-5

To find the best milk, check out the amazon reivews

http://www.amazon.com/gp/offer-listing/B00032G1S0/ref=dp_olp_new?ie=UTF8&condition=new

I love the product descriptions.

https://www.amazon.com/Hoosier-Hill-Farm-Heavy-Powder/dp/B00OCV3QRW

I don't know if this is the best powdered heavy cream for keto,I just remember his being my preliminary choice

A lot of cheap sandwich bread at the grocery store is vegan. The $1 buns where I shop don't have any animal products. Those are certainly not "fake."

Baking vegan is easy - just use a plant-based milk (soy, almond, etc.) and egg substitute (flax/chia seeds, aquafaba, VeganEgg, etc.)

The dairy industry is probably the cruelest of all. There's no getting around that. Cow milk is for baby cows.

"Free-range eggs" is a selling point that means almost nothing (basically the chickens have access to a small door leading to a small outdoor area where they could theoretically go).

I used to hold your views until I started watching a lot of YouTube videos and documentaries. Earthlings and Speciesism: The Movie are a couple good ones. The truths behind these industries are painful to learn, but necessary to be aware of IMO. It's good that you're aware of the sustainability issue. Cowspiracy is a good documentary about this (on Netflix).

Personally, I wouldn't eat meat from a lab because I haven't eaten it in years and it would just be gross to me. I don't need it.

In addition to some of the other suggestions, I think many restaurants use quite a bit of palm sugar in their curries. In fact, a lot of Thai cuisine uses a lot of palm sugar.

Get coconut milk from cartons, not cans.

Definitely check out Hot Thai Kitchen. The recipes are clear and authentic and her videos are very helpful. I consider her thai cookbook along with David Thompson's "Thai Street Food" and Andy Ricker's "Pokpok" to be the holy triad of Thai cookbooks.

I clicked on a couple of those items; the milk has a great "Customers also viewed section"

http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/dp/B00032G1S0/ref=pd_sbs_a_4

For anyone who doesn't know this is how awesome that milk is.

oh wow, it really is $3000. Only $4.99 shipping though!

Reminds me of the infamous reviews of Tuscan milk from Amazon. So funny the NY Times wrote an article about the reviews.

you mean amazon reviews are completely unregulated and easy to exploit? you don't say

Amazon isn't going to do anything about it. Look at the reviews for jugs of milk that they leave up. Those are just silly and nonsexual, but clearly whoever is in charge of moderating the reviews has a pillow and blanket under their desk.

This is probably one of my favourites.

Just have a read through of the comments xD

Also:

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And here's my favourite (vaguely) NSFW one.

Not entering btw, don't have a Playstation.

http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/dp/B00032G1S0/ref=cm_cr_pr_pb_t your first item is a gallon of milk that costs 48$. The reviews are wonderful, but...

I suggest you go to /r/foodpantry and look at the lists of other users to find inexpensive prime items. You don't have much food on your list.

You also don't have a shipping address available.

This also has excellent reviews.

Yeah, like milk.

Amazon has had success with it. (read the reviews)

While delicious, it's a little pricey for me.

I grabbed a bunch of things off my various wishlists that were added for being neat and/or kinda weird. Some are silly things to just look at, and others are things I might actually get one day.

Coolest decoration: Senior Woman with Asthma Inhaler Peel and Stick Wall Decal

Coolest Clothing: Surrender Sweater

Coolest Skincare Item: Milky Piggy Bubble Mask or Twoosong Proplis Sparkeling Ampoule

Coolest Board Game: Betrayal at House on the Hill (it's $30.30, sue me)

Coolest Pet Toy: Cat DJ Deck

Coolest Book: The Morbid Anatomy Anthology

Coolest Shoes: Floral Pumps ($30 after shipping oops)

Coolest Food: Gjetost Goat Cheese

Man, reading that made me angry. Better go buy more Tuscan Whole Milk to help me cool off.

It could be cereal, but they do make small sliced toast for horderves, amuse bouche, caviar, pate, tea snacks, ect.

https://www.amazon.com/Les-Trois-Petits-Cochons-Toasts/dp/B0000D9N3T

Compare to Whisps, the TJ's is a much more price friendly. https://www.amazon.com/Cello-Whisps-Parmesan-Cheese-Crisps/dp/B010LWFX9O

It's available on Amazon, but with an added $40 for shipping:

https://www.amazon.com/Land-Lakes-American-Yellow-Process/dp/B00B04ADCU/ref=sr_1_2_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1468723745&sr=8-2&keywords=Land+O+Lakes+American+Extra+Melt

We may just have to do that and split the costs. ha

Have you tried a heavy cream powder. I find that the powder works better for me than actual milk.

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https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00OCV3QRW/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o04_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

I much prefer the Amazon Grocery section... like Tuscan Whole Milk.

Small, sealed, and with bad reviews.

Amazon does not care for your plant.

• https://www.amazon.com/gp/help/customer/display.html?nodeId=200339730
  
  Ever wondered how they FBA tuscan milk?
  
  They have some great reviews on these ;-)

I find it tastes really good when mixed with coffee, foods etc: Powdered Heavy Cream

The first two reviews of Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz on amazon. This is my favorite thing on the whole internet.

My favorite is the people selling milk for thousands of dollars.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/offer-listing/B00032G1S0/ref=dp_olp_0?ie=UTF8&condition=all

Haha some of the customer reviews for it are just great

Whole foods and Wegmans both have it for sure. Also Amazon. http://www.amazon.com/Ski-Queen-Gjetost-Original-Cheese/dp/B002XWZH1U

keto snack of the Gods :) https://www.amazon.com/Cello-Whisps-Parmesan-Cheese-Crisps/dp/B010LWFX9O

alright! gotta go buy you some milk on amazon.

http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/dp/B00032G1S0/ref=sr_1_20?ie=UTF8&qid=1372772402&sr=8-20&keywords=milk

I believe that these are neither bread nor rusks, but a particular type of bread-shaped cracker.

Here's an example of what I mean.

I've had them before, but honestly they're nasty things and I certainly wouldn't feel inclined to seek them out again. They're pretty bad.

So this is gloop on top of crackers.

Ehh.

milk lots of good ones actually

This milk better be cambodian

Did you happen to write a review of this cheese. There is also plenty of other good reviews

Search Amazon for shelf stable milk.

you can also get the value pack from Amazon at $19/3 bags

https://smile.amazon.com/gp/product/B01M3MKFHX/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o02_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

nvm. Wrong pack size. Thanks those who commented

Don't forget:

Tuscan Dairy Whole Vitamin D Milk, Gallon, 128 oz

and

The Mountain Three Wolf Moon Short Sleeve T-Shirt

Des that mean you have not yet had the opportunity to have some Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 gallon, 128 fl. Oz.?
http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/product-reviews/B00032G1S0

I've never been able to find a coconut milk in stores that's not loaded with a bunch of crap ingredients. I order these from Amazon and they're delicious.

If you can get these in the UK I highly recommend them:

For Eggs: https://www.amazon.com/VeganEgg-Follow-Your-Heart-Replacer/dp/B016V9W6QE

For Cheese: Chao Cheese slices.

This is true, you can! Although I found it at my local food service outlet store (a cash-and-carry Sysco outlet.) And if you have a GFS store in town you may be able to find it there as well.

ETA: This is this correct cheese referenced in my recipe. I don't know what alchemy they do to it to make it different but it does make a tangible difference from regular WhAm.

This milk, available from Amazon was the primary focus of a new net meme, spurred by a YTMND piece this time last year, reports a WP article.

OP- So currently I follow a low-carb, high fat diet. I think it's actually very well suited for the trail, as fat is calorie dense (less weight/space), and may require less prep. Also hiking hard you will be burning a lot of fat anyway, so you may suffer less dramatic blood sugar swings if your diet reinforces rather than countervails this trend.

At home I eat salads+avocado, sometimes olives, always cheese, olive oil, vinegar, plus cold cuts or roast chicken slices for lunch and dinner, and generally some Belgiosio mozzarella snack cheese plus an apple for breakfast, and some fruit as dessert after dinner. For a hot drink, I like to use unsweetened cocoa powder- a couple to 3 tbs of Equal Exchange baking cocoa, plus some Belgian cocoa for some extra kick (Belgian cocoa is more acidic/bitter). I mix in 2 tbs of heavy cream. This is relatively high fiber, low carb, high in nutrients. Also coffee.

Since I go nearly stoveless at home, here's what I've come up with for a meal replacement on the trail: a shake made from:

Vegetarian trail protein shake:

Vitamins and minerals base

Fats/fiber: Powdered avocado

Fats/taste: Powdered heavy cream

Protein/other nutrients:

Powdered Spirulina

Protein/fiber/other nutrients

Powdered Chlorella

Taste/some carbs/fiber:

Cocoa (2/3 Baking, 1/3 Belgian)

Note that this is only what I've planned, although I've made pretty tasty shakes before using whey protein, avocado, cocoa, and strawberries.

For solid food, I plan on bringing dried apples, freeze-dried strawberries, cheese, Wild Zora's meat/veggie bars (excellent, especially the lamb), Chudabeef beef jerk (best beef jerky- low sugar, tasty, though go easy on beef jerky in general), and nuts. Also the aforementioned cocoa and Starbucks Via.

I also plan on bringing some Better than Bouillon and freeze-dried veggies, and some amount of freeze-dried meat to make either a hot broth or soup. Combined with the cocoa/coffee, this will be the only use of a stove I will have.

I will also be bringing some pemmican in case I find I haven't brought enough food otherwise, since it's probably literally the most calories per weight you can carry.


Hopefully this gives you some ideas!

Edit: Also I think that any or all of vitamins, minerals (especially electrolytes), protein, and fats could be what you need more of on the trail.

http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/dp/B00032G1S0/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1406084147&sr=8-1&keywords=milk+gallon
this always made me chuckle

Yes, it can be expensive though.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/offer-listing/B00032G1S0/ref=dp_olp_new_mbc?ie=UTF8&condition=new

I've never had it either. I've been holding out for Hampton Creek's Just Scramble.

As for where, these might help:

http://followyourheart.com/buyveganegg/

http://www.amazon.com/VeganEgg-Follow-Your-Heart-Replacer/dp/B016V9W6QE

Here's the whisps if you're interested.

Cello Whisps Parmesan Cheese Crisp, 9.5 Ounce https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01B5EF0OK/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_zpBCybTZ051JN

BACON. I never really was a huge fan until after I started Keto and now I crave it all the time. But I have a newfound appreciation for it.

Also these freaking cheese whisps

This would be awesome to take on the road. Those are a little pricey for me. I found a cheaper one, but there isn't any nutrition info. Grrrrrr. http://www.amazon.com/Heavy-Powder-Hoosier-Hill-Farm/dp/B00OCV3QRW/ref=sr_1_130?s=grocery&ie=UTF8&qid=1413389603&sr=1-130

These are great but they're expensive. https://www.amazon.com/Cello-Whisps-Parmesan-Cheese-Crisp/dp/B01B5EF0OK
(They're cheaper at Costco)

I can't find a major milk company not owned by Dean's, who does brands like Tuscan.

It's just a local dary, like Tuscan. They supply a lot to schools and food service industries.

I like these, also check out the vendor list

Every time I see things written out like that, all I can think about are the reviews on this page: http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/product-reviews/B00032G1S0

It looks like this

They have this on Amazon also: https://www.amazon.com/VeganEgg-Follow-Your-Heart-Replacer/dp/B016V9W6QE.

I like to make scrambled eggs with melted daiya.

the brand I purchased was Hoosier, and I was pleased with it -- repeating that it does not dissolve easily

Were they trying to get you to review some tuscan whole milk by chance?

Don't forget the most important part...

http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/dp/B00032G1S0/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1394634461&sr=8-1&keywords=Tuskan+milk

http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/dp/B00032G1S0

There ya go.

(Make sure you read the reviews).

Reminds me of reviews for Tuscan Dairy Whole Vitamin D Milk, Gallon, 128 oz

Some of the customer supplied images are ok, too.

Oops,that should have said coconut MILK powder, not powdered coconut. This is a brand Ive used and liked: https://www.amazon.com/Native-Forest-Coconut-Powder-Ounce/dp/B00QIVB19Y. However I don't use it often so there might be tastier brands. And weirdly the coconut powder works better in coffee than coconut milk does. Creamier, less oily, etc.

I DONT recommend nut milks or their powders. Almond in coffer is gross. But you can try that too - some people like the taste and dislike coconut.

• • Make sure the coffee is very hot when you add it or it won't dissolve right

It's just your old non-vegan orders (like Tuscan Whole Milk) clearing out of the delivery system. Once all of your previous omnivorous Amazon orders are cleared, your deliveries should become more regular.

Check the Used & New page as well, and the reviews for the stuff listed as Customers Who Viewed This Item Also Viewed

Dairy milk as well, actually.

Look in the juice isle for individual serving sized boxes of milk.

I haven't bought much food on amazon, usually when i just cant find it anywhere else. I suggest This, or This

Not OP, but you can use camelcamelcamel to track prices of any item from amazon.

Those cheese wheels should be worth a lot more at vendors.

https://www.amazon.com/Parmigiano-Reggiano-Bonati-Riserva-Approximately/dp/B0029Y12G6

I can get it for $6-7 locally. It's just crazy expensive because it's on Amazon, like this Tuscan Whole Milk.

here's an 80 pound wheel of parmigiano reggiano for just over 3 grand. idk the size of the one in the post, but there's a benchmark at least.

http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/dp/B00032G1S0/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top/184-1367063-7272317

I was personally very dissatisfied after all the positive reviews of the Tuscan Whole Milk

https://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Dairy-Whole-Vitamin-Gallon/dp/B00032G1S0 $75+ on Amazon

Amazon did this just so that they can stock their most acclaimed product, Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 gal, 128 fl. oz., on shelves across the nation.

Here's a review for a gallon of milk on Amazon that's a rewrite of Poe's poem "The Raven". LINK

This is always an Amazon classic, along with this piece of hilarity. Read at least the first review if you haven't seen it before.

If only I could by milk on Amazon, I'd never shop in a store again... oh wait, I can.

Or they just order it from amazon?

https://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Dairy-Whole-Vitamin-Gallon/dp/B00032G1S0

You don't have to kill, just pay extraordinary prices

Ha...that would be interesting. No, I'm referring to this

No price is too high for Tuscan Whole Milk. The reviews clearly justify any expense.

You want Chaokoh coconut milk, IMO it’s the most thick, flavorful, luxurious.
Don’t boil it too quickly or too much because the texture can get a little funky.

Then you aren't looking hard enough:

http://www.amazon.com/Organic-Valley-Milkfat-Lowfat-8-Ounce/dp/B002FX2IOQ/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1372812022&sr=8-3&keywords=milk

Good review, but not as good as those madmen over at Tuscan Whole Milk

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They sell plenty of Toast

Tuscan milk is the only milk.

>But what kind of milk?

This kind.

Just about anything from this beats that.

Maybe in the UK but not in the US.

For a minute I thought you were drinking Tuscan Whole Milk milk of the gods.

like this

If you can't find it at Amazon.com, you don't need it.

http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/dp/B00032G1S0/ref=sr_1_1?s=electronics&ie=UTF8&qid=1314582284&sr=1-1

Check these out: http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/dp/B00032G1S0

A gallon of milk. http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/dp/B00032G1S0/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1311808964&sr=8-1

Could be worse.

http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/dp/B00032G1S0/ref=pd_sim_sbs_b_3?ie=UTF8&refRID=1PMNEKN6B10EA9P6Q5D3

Is this the next Tuscan Milk?

https://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Dairy-Whole-Vitamin-Gallon/dp/B00032G1S0/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1525123268&sr=8-1&keywords=tuscan+whole+milk%2C+1+gallon#customerReviews

Should be the last one on the bottom.