Reddit mentions: The best diversion safes

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4. Book Safe with Combination Lock, Ohuhu Dictionary Diversion Book Safe, Portable Safe Box, Great for storing Money, Jewelry and Passport

    Features:
  • LOOKS LIKE A REAL BOOK: The hardest things to find are often hidden in plain sight. Thanks to our unique book design, this safe will blend seamlessly into your bookshelf or coffee table! The hardback exterior and ENVIRONMENTAL PROTECTION RESIN simulated book pages and hard back book
  • SECURE 3-DIGIT COMBINATION LOCK: The Ohuhu Book Safe keeps your valuable safe with a state of the art, 3-number combination lock. No keys necessary! Just set your code, write it down in a safe place, and re-shuffle the numbers to keep thieves at bay
  • UPDATE MATERIAL AND PORTABILITY: Made of great materials, the lock is made by zinc alloy, much sturdier and hard to break than the plastic ones. This book-like safe box is compact and lightweight enough so that can be slipped into your briefcase, backpack for business trip or personal travels
  • NICE AND ROOMY: At 9.56 x 6.22 x 2.2 inch, this book safe offers plenty of valuable storage space. You will be able to store your jewelry, important documents, and more. It is even big enough for a handgun!
  • SATISFACTION SERVICE: At Ohuhu, your satisfaction is our priority. We're confident you'll love our book safe, but we'd love to hear from you if you encounter any problems. Call our customer service for assistance!
Book Safe with Combination Lock, Ohuhu Dictionary Diversion Book Safe, Portable Safe Box, Great for storing Money, Jewelry and Passport
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13. Time Lock Safe

    Features:
  • SECURITY SAFE BOX- This safe has a weekly programmable timer installed inside, which allows the user to set time intervals that control when the safe opens. The timer has 8 programmable on/off events per day, and 15 combinations of daily programs, that allow choosing when you can open the safe. For example: only from Friday evening to Sunday evening, every day after 8 pm, before 7 pm, or again from 4 pm to 6 pm, etc.
  • FEATURES: The timer's shortest locking time is 1 minute, the longest is 1 week. The safe comes with a set of emergency keys to bypass the time lock mechanism. It is perfect to protect your cash, handgun, jewelry, documents, passports, heirlooms, and more. Suitable for home, office, and other business use.
  • MATERIAL: Made up of Steel Body and Door - Makes it last and impossible to break into, unless you’re willing to use a heavy tool such as a circular saw to cut it.
  • EMERGENCY B_CLASS KEYS - We provide 2 emergency keys that override the locking mechanism. They can open the safe at any time. The keys shouldn’t be around your place nor in the safe! Instead, give them to a friend or a family member. ANTI-BOUNCING SYSTEM.
  • This safe needs both 110volt and 4 AA batteries to work. Video instructions. Videocall assistance. Hand-Assembled. U.S. Outlet.
Time Lock Safe
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ColorBlack
Height7.87401574 Inches
Length12.204724397 Inches
SizeMedium
Weight11.0231131 Pounds
Width7.87401574 Inches
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19. Homesafe Paperback Book Safe

Country of Origin : ChinaThe Package Height of the Product is 1.0 inchesThe Package Length of the Product is 1.0 inchesThe Package Width of the Product is 1.0 inches
Homesafe Paperback Book Safe
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Height4.3749999955375 Inches
Length7.1249999927325 Inches
Number of items1
Release dateOctober 2019
Weight0.7983307629502 Pounds
Width1.3749999985975 Inches
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20. Streetwise Security Products Streetwise Locking Book Safe with Key

Last place a thief would think to look - in an ordinary book
Streetwise Security Products Streetwise Locking Book Safe with Key
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Colorblue
Height8 Inches
Length11 Inches
SizeNo
Weight1.34 Pounds
Width3 Inches
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u/Fmradiochick · 3 pointsr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

I'm currently planning one and have helped with quote a few :-)

Thanks for the contest!!!

[I would love this!!! I think it's so cool] (http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B000MIKHEE/ref=aw_ls_3_4?colid=26SWLD702LW5B&coliid=I3UD6TWNP1RIFY) but surprises are super awesome too :-)

What a cool contest idea. Thanks so much :-)

I'm a fucking beautiful swan.

u/VideoGameLover · 3 pointsr/homedefense

a burglar would need access for minutes to not only find a well hidden safe, but then to access it. and minutes really make a world of difference.

it really depends on what you wanna store... there's combination and key lock safes that are books. that are, of course, not secure. but if hidden in plain sight, nobody would know a thing, it just looks like a dictionary.
Visit a locksmith that also sells safes, find a T-rated safe, or an E-rated safe (depends on the manufacturer). OR i read a thread where a guy said if you can ask around or send some emails to local businesses, you might find one of them looking to upgrade their safe and they'll let you buy their old one... a properly secure safe will be EXPENSIVE but sometimes businesses will sell an old one of theirs just so they wont have to dick around to get rid of it. there's fast ways to open all of the popular consumer safes..

here's some stuff to look at

https://www.deansafe.com/tltltljesa.html

http://www.empiresafe.com/product-category/hs-home-safes/diamond-tdr/

https://www.safeandvaultstore.com/products/amsec-csc1913-burglar-fire-rated-safe

https://www.safeandvaultstore.com/collections/burglary-safes/products/safeandvaultstore-uc-2720-utility-burglar-chest-uc-2720

whatever you choose to buy. bolt it down no matter what. A safe is a damn good investment. i'd spend somewhere from $850-$2500 on one personally. anything more than that is likely overkill for a residential application. (unless you're storing the fucking holy grail in your closet).

u/Selectbk · 3 pointsr/Drugs

I'm not sure what size you're looking for but this may be your best bet. I've had the medium sized one and it worked great for about a year and a half before I broke it. This would be your best deal because the ones with actual metal are a lot smaller and way more expensive.

SentrySafe 1210 Fire-Safe Security Chest https://www.amazon.com/dp/B008HZUI34/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_R7vjzbP0BSZFS


If your looking for something concealable I've also bought this and it worked great. Both are key locks but are perfect for our uses. Easy as hell to hide too.

Ohuhu Dictionary Diversion Book Safe with Combination Lock https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01DKINC4E/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_Z-vjzb6MQQBDG

u/annaleiia · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

The first thing on my wishlist that I'd really like is this aromatherapy inhaler! I've recently come across a lot of stress in my life, and I've heard these are amazing at helping minimize that.

I also have a kindle on my lists, because I spend so much money on books and I'm running out of places to put them, so it'd be nice to be able to carry this around. I bought one for my mom for Christmas last year, and she loves it.

The final thing on my lists that I really want, is this book safe! I have over 300 books, so having a book safe makes a lot of sense for me. It'll be able to hide in plain site, and as an added bonus, this particular one is one of my favorite books that I collect separately!

u/Awesomesauce1492 · 8 pointsr/DIY

The linked post is my recent hobby/boredom project of making a decoy safe. See the Imgur album for specifics on the steps I took.

This all arose out of another recent and odd hobby, ancient coins. Long story short, I spent a whole weekend watching HBO's show Rome, and since then have been engrossed in learning about ancient history. I'm deep into the History of Rome Podcast, read the Epic of Gilgamesh, and bought some Dogfish Head beer that's based on a 2700 year old recipe. Then in the midst of all this I impulse purchased a few [Roman/Byzantine coins](https://www.reddit.com/r/coins/comments/d9j603/1400_year_old_coin_2700_year_old_beer_3800_year/) because I thought it would be cool to hold them while reading The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire. Then I realized that I can't have solid gold coins laying out on my shelf... so why not buy a safe.

Well it turns out that pretty much every safe under $2000 is useless, so I started looking into decoy safes, like this [Dictionary](https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B003TOBM1K/ref=s9_acsd_topr_hd_bw_b2fUzaF_c_x_w?pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_s=merchandised-search-10&pf_rd_r=M7ME2P6Y5XD9Y60N8BMW&pf_rd_t=101&pf_rd_p=a1fda1f1-2800-5bb0-be41-5f0628f1299c&pf_rd_i=2445482011). But really, who the hell has a dictionary on their shelf, so I began looking into hollowed out books like [this one](https://www.etsy.com/listing/531078732/covobox-electronics-hider-o-hidden?gpla=1&gao=1&utm_campaign=shopping_us_ColorMille_sfc_osa&utm_medium=cpc&utm_source=google&utm_custom1=0&utm_content=9489090&gclid=Cj0KCQjwuZDtBRDvARIsAPXFx3DKFGuD6NLPqNj8N6RF2W_jIfrz3K6YGj4nyJGDgZPJPkLv_0lm2y0aAuHkEALw_wcB), but that would have been about $250 for the size I needed. So then I embarked on the project linked above.

All in all, the project itself is probably wholly necessary, as I've just posted my secret to reddit and basically told all my friends about it because I think it's cool. Also, keeping valuables in your home is usually not the best idea. Also also, gold and silver are terrible investments.... but they are shiny and I've always wanted a treasure chest.

So TLDR: HBO show -> impulse purchase of antiquities -> cheap safe -> idea to spend hours hunched over textbooks with an xacto knife -> lockbox that is probably 10% more secure than it was. But it was fun to tinker with.

u/Barking_at_the_Moon · 2 pointsr/chicago

Since what you're storing aren't items of intrinsic value, have you considered a PO Box? They're a lot easier to break into but in reality quite secure and access is often much better than the local bank vault - I think the UPS boxes are mostly available 24/7.

Alternatively, if you're access these documents regularly, it might be worth investing in a small safe to keep at home. Again, with little intrinsic value to the items, they won't be much of a target and you can hide the safe in lots of places. Something like this, tucked away, would probably be all you need and you'll never have to leave home to access it.

u/Wrinklestiltskin · 11 pointsr/trees

I almost don't feel bad for people in some of these stories... Don't smoke in your car and don't be high while transporting. I honestly don't think you should drive high at all, but you need a clear head (and eyes) if you end up dealing with police.

I don't drive high, and am always sober when transporting stuff. I also make sure it doesn't stink and is well hidden. That's why I use this liquid wrench stash can and throw it on my floor boards with other junk. (Police expect shaving cream/soda can stashes so avoid those.) The liquid wrench one is also significantly larger than soda cans and a lot of other diversion safes. This thing really helps contain the smell too.

Be careful and smart out there people.

u/Flirtninja · 1 pointr/povertyfinance

Maybe a diversion safe- that looks like a book or a wall clock or an electrical outlet. Several options on amazon under twenty dollars- could even be a gift you give him if he agrees to use it instead of any other random spots.

Book Safe with Combination Lock - Jssmst Home Dictionary Diversion Metal Safe Lock Box, SM-BS0405S, Navy Small https://www.amazon.com/dp/B072PT6XP3/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_QFfKDb1FK976E

u/oscarsn0w · 3 pointsr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

This is neat. You should get it.

I can't help but enjoy the Lonely Island sons when I need cheering up. This and this, even this.

At least you are comfortably at home. Last time I was sick, about 2 months ago, I was driving to work and couldn't pull over in time and vomited EVERYWHERE. So give a doggy a rub and stare at that porcelain throne and know you are lucky!

/u/youmakemyvaginasmile is someone new I met today - she's a lovely gal with a keenness for animals. SO go her!

Summoning /u/lauran2323 and /u/batfacecatface

u/journalizing · 2 pointsr/Journaling

a lockable safe shaped like a book could hold a smaller notebook

a safe for letter-sized documents

a cheaper document safe

In addition to increasing your privacy, some of these safes provide water-proofing and fire-proofing for your journal. On the other hand if a burglar visits your home (or your have a druggie in your family) she will assume the safe is full of valuables and steal it.

u/ejp1082 · 2 pointsr/nudism

It's not exactly a beach item, but if you're going by yourself I recommend getting one of those key hides for your car and leaving your valuables (ID, cards, etc) locked inside.

It's not much of an issue, but it's an issue. It's really easy for someone to make off with your wallet if you leave it on the sand and you're in the water. Obviously if you have someone else to keep an eye on it it's not a big deal, but theft does happen.

Also, you should stash a change of clothes in the car. Not because they might get stolen, but mostly because you're likely to have sand everywhere and it's just good sense to have something clean and dry to put on if need be.

u/Raveynfyre · 2 pointsr/raisedbynarcissists

As soon as you are 18, withdraw the money from your joint account and open another at a different bank, in your name only. Secure the account with a password (that anyone will be required to have) to protect your assets. You'll probably have to explain that you are in an abusive situation at home and that you are trying to ensure no one tries to steal it by either pretending to be you, or by claiming to do anything on your behalf.

Change your paychecks to direct deposit and get a debt card tied to that account. Set up the account to be paperless, stress the abusive situation at home again if necessary. Next, invest in this to hide the card in (or any bank details) when at home. (My husband saw this recently and thought it was hilarious.)

I'm not going to lie here, the fallout from this isn't going to be fun, but this will mean you have that money (that you earned and belongs to you 100%) when it's time to get your own place or get a roommate. If your dad throws a bitchfit, call that police officer ASAP.

As one Jan 17th baby to another, have a happy birthday in 9 days! I'll be out of the country and unable to wish you a happy one next week. (Plus, if you're a nerd like me, the rest of the world writes our birthday as 1701, the same as the number to the Enterprise!)

u/kyriedonovan · 3 pointsr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

Probably not the most surprising, but I thought this was cool when I found it! 💖

u/Xexx · 1 pointr/Silverbugs

Yeah.

Might be best to get something like this http://www.amazon.com/SentrySafe-7250-Waterproof-Floor-Inches/dp/B000EGOOIY/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1370483508&sr=8-1&keywords=ground+safe

Take an air powered chisel to your boat flooring, put the safe in, then pour some cement around it and place something over top of it.

u/totalkant · 2 pointsr/trees

They also have ones shaped like water bottles, cans of fruit, shaving cream, wd-40, and my favorite one. Some of these ones look like they might suit you better because the opening isn't smaller than the chamber like the soda can.

u/lysergico · 3 pointsr/Petioles

https://www.amazon.com/Time-Lock-Safe/dp/B00NFIDTMK

I actually locked the keys inside with the weed. The manual states to never do that, but whatever. Giving the set of keys to a trusted third party would also work of course, but then I'd potentially feel compelled to retrieve the keys, so I lock them up.

u/charlesk83 · 2 pointsr/preppers

These are called secret safes or diversion safes. Might be a good solution for you until a good deal on a decent safe comes along. There are many types. For your consideration: https://www.amazon.com/Armor-Diversion-Can-Stash-Piggy/dp/B075NT991T/

u/SlowSteadyProgress · 1 pointr/steroids

Yep.

My preferred solution:

  1. Book safe
  2. Wal-mart seat cushion foam (Buy it in the store, it's cheap.)

    Approx 2 layers of foam will fit in the book safe. Use scissors to cut out shapes for vials. Enough room for at least 10x 10ml vials, plus you could just throw in a bag of orals.

    Put the book on a high-enough shelf, because the "pages" look fake. Other than that, it's a great way to prevent snooping, and if you shook it or dropped it all dem gainz are safe inside.
u/mroes123 · 1 pointr/trees

I love my MedTainer! It keeps in the smell, is small, and has a grinder in it. I like the grinder because if you do not know its there, it is hard to find so you can keep your bud in there and even if someone finds it, they might not find the bud right away

Also, I have a safe like this that does not look super ovious when you put it with other books

u/thndrchld · 1 pointr/self

That's why my safe is bolted to the desk ;).

I'm not sure a lockbox would be the right answer, here. It's really easy to see a lockbox and shove it into a purse or a big pocket. A lockbox basically screams "Hey, there's some valuable shit here! Take this home and hit it with a hammer until you win a prize!"

If you're only hiding your medication, then maybe subterfuge is a better way. I saw another poster mentioning hiding the pills in tampons. That's good, so long as you don't forget and... errr... use them. That would certainly be an interesting hospital visit.

Maybe look on amazon for "hidden safes" You can get them that look like books or other shit, but have a hidden combination lock to open them.

Here's one that looks decent, and has an average 4-star review, and seems relatively cheap. I'm not 100% on the exact exchange rate of USD to GBP, but the number seems pretty low.

u/NotLexLuthor · 4 pointsr/electronic_cigarette

Just like to echo the sentiments of others that have mentioned that the best offense is a good defense. Keep it locked up and hidden. I use one of these fellas. I've always wanted a book safe, but I never had anything to use it with until now. Admittedly, I don't have much in the ways of ejuice at this time, but this lil' guy holds what I've got and makes me feel like a secret agent. My son has no idea it's not just a dumb ol' dictionary.

"Golly, dad sure needs to look up lots of words...."

u/[deleted] · 1 pointr/askgaybros

If you want a fleshlight, get one of these,
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B003TOBM1K/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_G8X2xb5MXM1FY
Im pretty sure a fleshlight would fit in there. Maybe not, I dunno. There are other types of diversionary safes. I like the book because I can keep it with my college stuff in my backpack no questions asked.

u/CrossP · 1 pointr/Pathfinder_RPG

I have good fun with a box like this
Then I put my spells on colored note cards with color representing spell level. That way, when my wizard preps spells each morning, I lay out the spells I want on the table in front of me and turn them over when I use them.
I also throw in white sheets of paper for scrolls and labeled popsicle sticks for wands.

u/mamallama · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

mine is probably this Dr Pepper can safe. its a little stash container that looks like a can of Dr Pepper, my favorite soda.

thanks for hosting a contest!

u/Undercover_Dinosaur · 2 pointsr/JurassicPark

Can safe

It's on Amazon, I got one for Christmas! it didn't come with the vial holder like i had hoped. But it's still cool.

u/CunningKobold · 2 pointsr/DnD

The best part is it's cheap! $12 on Amazon! for the cost, I'm VERY happy with the quality. The box is wooden with cork paper inside and a faux leather cover with the design embossed into it, so it looks REALLY nice, especially for 12 bucks. I didn't like the way the die clattered in the bottom so I snagged a bit of felt for it, but that's also only a couple bucks at any given craft store, and it's got a rare earth elements magnet to close the lid, so your stuff stays relatively secure during travel and won't spill out easily.

u/LucioSCrowley · 2 pointsr/DnD

I found it pretty cheap on Amazon!

Small Faux Book Safe https://www.amazon.com/dp/B009MMVLDC/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apap_IYGKSvIdRr8nN

u/vertin1 · 2 pointsr/nocturnalwonderland

get a magnetic hide a key and put it under your car with your stuff inside. or just put it in your underwear. you want a big hide a key so u can fit more stuff in. also make sure the magnet is good, otherwise wait to put it until last minute so it doesnt fall when dirivng. some have really good magnets tho and will never fall off so do ur research.

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https://www.amazon.com/Lucky-Line-Extra-Magnetic-91201/dp/B000MVFLCY/ref=pd_sbs_236_1/131-1012518-6505733?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_i=B000MVFLCY&pd_rd_r=1de84869-35e3-4461-ac8b-ae9f8976060c&pd_rd_w=qKUMx&pd_rd_wg=Oj4SN&pf_rd_p=1c11b7ff-9ffb-4ba6-8036-be1b0afa79bb&pf_rd_r=KRGQFZNVR4HFAA7SWGHW&psc=1&refRID=KRGQFZNVR4HFAA7SWGHW

u/trickeypat · 2 pointsr/SexToys

Get an aneros. Use it regularly - makes all orgasms better, but on its own it takes a while to actually enjoy the sensation.

I've kept things hidden through a small slit in the fabric covering the bottom of my box spring, inside my desktop computer, in the bottom of my backpacking backpack underneath my camping gear, underneath clothes in my dresser, in jacket pockets hanging in my closet, in the attic crawl space accessible from a door in my closet, and more.

Also:

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B01MZI6X6C/ref=mp_s_a_1_10?ie=UTF8&qid=1504476092&sr=8-10&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_QL65&keywords=lockbox&dpPl=1&dpID=41W-9Zu-cNL&ref=plSrch

u/buttplug_thro · 3 pointsr/sex

What I would suggest as someone who went through this as well, is to get one of those [book safes.] (https://www.amazon.com/Stalwart-Diversion-Dictionary-Book-Metal/dp/B003TOBM1K/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1492130137&sr=8-3&keywords=book+safe) That one is the one I used and it can fit a few in there. There are also some [good butt plugs] (https://www.amazon.com/Silicone-Jeweled-Hmxpls-Personal-Massager/dp/B01DVWU3U0/ref=sr_1_4_s_it?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1492130395&sr=1-4&keywords=butt%2Bplug&th=1) on Amazon for relatively cheap. Also, if you can find an Amazon locker near you you won't have to risk your parents opening your package.

Source: Am teen with butt plugs

u/bemon · 2 pointsr/ToyotaTacoma

It's like putting "Secret Book Safe" on the outside of this https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01MZI6X6C/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_co3cBbXMC8YNC

u/Jr712 · 1 pointr/personalfinance

First question, she's not a joint account holder to your checking account is she?

If not, you need to find a way to prevent her from getting your financial card. Maybe get a cheap safe/lock box off amazon? Assuming she's not willing to go as far as steal/breaking the safe, here's some options:
https://www.amazon.com/Vaultz-Locking-Utility-Combination-VZ00192/dp/B00KWN5VZ4
https://www.amazon.com/Ohuhu-Dictionary-Diversion-Book-Combination/dp/B01DKINC4E

u/DiDgr8 · 2 pointsr/asktransgender

The key word is "hiding". If you put the pills in their original bottles somewhere your folks can't/won't see, that's the solution. It all depends on your situation. If your folks are really looking for stuff, they'll find it. Fake shaving cream, fake wall sockets, all can work.

u/thepatman · 7 pointsr/legaladvice

I dunno if you're aware, but that safe is a real product.

u/klitarate · 1 pointr/ofcoursethatsathing

The link that OP posted is not a buy-it-now link. The manufacturer website is https://briefsafe.com/buy-now for $19.99

It WAS available for prime shipping on Amazon for $14.99 but looks like it is now sold out and is only available for non-prime for $18.99

https://www.amazon.com/Hidden-Contents-Travel-Passport-Wallet/dp/B006C8TPNM

u/frikk · 2 pointsr/BuyItForLife

I use Barbosol and they're like $1.15 for a can and it last me a month or two or three. Am I just lucky because it's made in my state? It's on sale for $.99 sometimes.

Just looked it up online. Holy christ, I had no idea what kind of a deal we get here.. http://www.amazon.com/Southwest-Specialty-Products-30007C-Barbasol/dp/B000HZ8RN0

EDIT: I'M AN IDIOT. Lol that's a "safe" for transporting things like, uh, dinosaur embryos. I thought the reviews were a joke... nope.

u/jr1712 · 8 pointsr/cripplingalcoholism

I deleted Facebook, and hide my keys, wallet, and phone. I have thought about getting this .When I get lost in booze during my benders I am trying to get off this planet. I am not trying to become inebriated / enlightened and tell people how I feel, buy things I suddenly want, and go places I didn't know I had much an urge to go to. It used to be a big problem for me, but hasn't been for a few months now. I stock up and I stay home. I spend all the time between these drinking sessions trying to be dry for as long as possible. I hope you find something that works for you.

u/Hephaestus_Rex · 5 pointsr/wicked_edge

Then there's always the Jurassic Park solution: you could try hiding your good shaving cream or soap in a shaving cream can safe.

u/omar12 · 11 pointsr/funny

And yes, you can buy the can

u/Smile_for_the_Camera · 2 pointsr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

I have a Dictionary on my main list. However, it's not a real Dictionary, it's a fake one with a hidden compartment on the inside :)

Just found out that we got the okay from Rarelyserious to link to our items for this contest, so here is my Dictionary!

u/j24armstrong · 3 pointsr/saplings

I uses this, there are many other similar products you can find in amazon

u/galmse · 2 pointsr/Drugs

That little plastic thing will not stop you if you really want what's inside. Speaking from experience. Try this one.

u/Existentblueberry · 1 pointr/trees

Most smoke shops have cans like this but if you can't find any I found a link for you:
http://www.amazon.com/Southwest-Specialty-Products-51003C-Diversion/dp/B0009ZEXJU

u/Am_I_Sam · 1 pointr/WhatsInThisThing

Well there's this, but I don't think the DNA would last long.

u/GuitarsRgreat · 2 pointsr/trees

I use a Barbasol can that has a bottom that screws open. its so discreet and i can take it in my car anywhere. its like what Dennis Nedry had in Jurassic Park. you can get them here: http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B000HZ8RN0/ref=redir_mdp_mobile/184-7818457-6620266

u/jsmayne · -5 pointsr/atheism

don't hide your weed in books.

unless it's this

u/sadmeal · 2 pointsr/trees

Look into purchasing a time-lock safe. That one's pricey and more of an example I went with because the digital display example image was almost 4:20.

u/Maxinprogress · 3 pointsr/chastity

Found it : https://www.amazon.com/Time-Lock-Safe/dp/B00NFIDTMK

It doesnt have a week or month long program though

u/slick8086 · 2 pointsr/funny

could start with these or find their supplier and buy direct.

http://www.amazon.com/Southwest-Specialty-Products-30007C-Barbasol/dp/B000HZ8RN0

u/I_SLEEP_PLENTIFULLY · 1 pointr/funny
u/nayrev · 1 pointr/medicalmarijuana

get a little stash case with a padlock - oooh! how about this: https://www.amazon.com/Book-Safe-Combination-Lock-Dictionary/dp/B072PT6XP3

u/snailchella · -1 pointsr/Coachella

hah! I was using it for the same. However I just purchased this...

u/mrrp · 1 pointr/CCW

I wouldn't have a gun accessible in a situation like yours. I wouldn't feel the need to get it completely out of the house, but I would make it hard to access. You could get a time-lock safe for your carry weapon.

Even though I have no sleepwalking issues and I don't walk around half-awake, I don't keep my firearm accessible at night. I have kids, and kids do stupid things like sneak out, sneak in, come home at all hours, have friends over, etc. I did recently pick up pepper spray to have at home.

u/buzzly6 · 12 pointsr/AskRedditAfterDark

Life pro tip: write this down, especially if you're constantly traveling to customer sites, eating taco hell on the way, etc., Magnetic key box, and a complete change of clothes to include shoes.