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Death bed quotes. I think most of these are correct, can't be positive. Take them for what they're worth.

I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis. ~ Humphrey Bogart

Too late for fruit, too soon for flowers. ~ Walter De La Mare

I wonder why he shot me. ~ Huey P. Long Jr.

Is this dying? Is this all? Is this what I feared when I prayed against a hard death? Oh, I can bear this! I can bear this! ~ Cotton Mather

Give me eighty men and I'll ride through the whole Sioux nation. ~ William J. Fetterman

Lord help my poor soul. ~ Edgar Allan Poe

It is finished. ~ Jesus of Nazareth, John 19:30

My God, my God, why have you forsaken me!? ~ Jesus of Nazareth, Mark 15:34-5, Matthew 27:46

Father, into thy hands I commend my spirit. ~ Jesus of Nazareth, Luke 23:46

Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something. ~ Francisco ‘Poncho’ Villa

God damn the whole friggin' world and everyone in it but you, Carlotta. ~ W. C. Fields

God bless ... God damn. ~ James Thurber

KHAQQ calling Itasca. We must be on you, but cannot see you. Gas is running low. ~ Amelia Earhart

Go on, get out! Last words are for fools who haven't said enough. ~ Karl Marx

How were the circus receipts in Madison Square Gardens? ~ Phineas Taylor Barnum

Now comes the mystery. ~ Henry Ward Beecher

Friends applaud, the comedy is over. ~ Ludwig van Beethoven

Strike the tent. ~ Robert E. Lee

Dying is easy. Comedy is difficult. ~ Edmund Gwenn

I have offended God and mankind because my work did not reach the quality it should have. ~ Leonardo da Vinci

They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist ... ~ General John Sedgwick

Curtain! Fast music! Lights! Ready for the last finale! Great! The show looks good. The show looks good. ~ Ziegfeld Florenz

Tell mother; tell mother, I died for my country … Useless ... useless ... ~ John Wilkes Booth

I've had eighteen straight whiskies; I think that's the record. ~ Dylan Thomas

Who is it? ~ Billy the Kid

Leave the shower curtain on the inside of the tub. ~ Conrad N. Hilton

I owe much; I have nothing; the rest I leave to the poor. ~ François Rabelais

Do you know where I can get any shit? ~ Lenny Bruce

Is it the Fourth? ~ Thomas Jefferson

Let's cool it brothers. ~ Malcolm X

I feel nothing, apart from a certain difficulty in continuing to exist. ~ Bernard de Fontenelle

I knew it. I knew it; born in a hotel room, and God damn it, died in a hotel room. ~ Eugene O'Neill

You too, Brutus? ~ Julius Caesar

Hold the cross high so I may see it through the flames! ~ Saint Joan of Arc

Turn me. I am roasted on one side. ~ Saint Lawrence

Why not? Yeah. ~ Timothy Leary

I see black light. ~ Victor Hugo

God will pardon me, that's his line of work. ~ Heinrich Heine

I do not have to forgive my enemies. I have had them all shot.~ Ramon Maria Narvaez

That was a great game of golf, fellers. ~ Bing Crosby

It is very beautiful over there. ~ Thomas Edison

Tomorrow, I shall no longer be here.~ Nostradamus

Has God forgotten everything I've done for him? ~ Louis XIV

I've had a hell of a lot of fun and I've enjoyed every minute of it. ~ Errol Flynn

A dying man can do nothing easy. ~ Ben Franklin

I am about to, or I am going to, die: either expression is correct. ~ Dominique Bouhours, French grammarian

Here am I, dying of a hundred good symptoms. ~ Alexander Pope

Capital punishment: Them without the capital get the punishment. ~ John Spenkelink

How about this for a headline? French Fries. ~ James French, electric chair

Why yes, a bullet proof vest. ~ James Roges, facing firing squad

Well, gentlemen, you are about to see a baked apple. ~ George Appel, electric chair

I'm bored with it all. ~ Winston Churchill

I want to live because there are a few things I still want to do. ~ Aneurin Bevan

I am about to take my last voyage, a great leap in the dark. ~ René Descartes

There are no more other worlds to conquer! ~ Alexander the Great

Damn it ... Don't you dare ask God to help me. ~ Joan Crawford

Thomas Jefferson still survives. ~ John Adams

We are all full of weakness and errors; let us mutually pardon each other our follies it is the first law of nature. ~ Voltaire

I did not know that we had ever quarreled. ~ Henry David Thoreau, when asked to make peace with God

Doctor, I die hard, but I am not afraid to go. ~ George Washington

Ah, Luisa, you always arrive just as I am leaving.~ Massimo Taparelli Azeglio

Either this wallpaper goes, or I do! ~ Oscar Wilde

That was the best ice-cream soda I ever tasted. ~ Lou Costello

I'll bet in Heaven they have one single word that means ‘back when I was alive’. You know, to save time in meetings and stuff. ~ Derek Littlefield

Goodnight my darlings, I'll see you tomorrow. ~ Noel Coward

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