Reddit mentions of Cow Print Fabric Novelty Apron (polyester) Party Accessory (1 count) (1/Pkg)

Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age! ( I love how that sounds.)

1. I don't know about you, but look at all this nostalgic candy! 40 Different kinds, who wouldn't want this for their birthday!
   
   
2. This saved my sanity when my son was all colic-y
   
   
3. Does your Spouse-Creature cook? This could be great for cook outs!
   
   
4. Eight children?! Holy cow. This would help with keeping order and for teaching responsibility.
   
   
5. I wear the one of Saint Joseph of Arimathea. Keep it near his heart.
   
   
6. Lol, Puns.
   
   
7. I'd wear it as a cape and flaunt it. WOOOOOSH!
   
   
8. Signs for a man-cave if he has one. Little bit of nerdy decor.
   
   
9. I don't really have a father-figure nor fictional father in my life. But since SC (spouse creature) is a Superman fan, this would be perfect.
   
   
10. What could be a better combination than mac n cheese? Ultimate food, man.
    
    Bonus #1: 1980? The same year THIS movie came out: REDRUM!
    
    Bonus 2: Such a shot in the dark, but I like the name Marietta.
    
    Also, big points for you for calling your spouse a spouse creature. I call my boyfriend a creature all the time. <333
    
    Thanks so much for this, I really enjoyed having to think through a ton of the stuff.