Reddit mentions of ESV Reference Bible

There are a number of useful guides available but they're all written by aficionados, or other successful players, though - not the designers.

This is the best guide for a high Int/Cha talkie game, I think.

This is well recommended for a more aggressive style of game, but a lot of people mistakenly misapply it to trade - it's really just for combat.

This is great for a sneakier game.

This is a badly written hack job that too many players put a lot of stock in; supposedly it was written by the designers, but it was actually written (and re-written) by a lot of different guys and is very contradictory - i'd avoid

Finally, this won't help you play, but it really explains the deeper mechanics.

And this goes into detail on the meta-game.

Hope that helps!

Um... seriously? Like you think your smurf book is a real book, like for real? Like the Bible is a real book, like a book that I can actually go buy on amazon?

I really wasn't discussing hypothetical situations here. It's a simple real-life question. You seriously think your smurf book is real?