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I Could Pee on This: And Other Poems by Cats

If you enjoyed that, you should read I Could Pee on This: And Other Poems by Cats!

You may want to start with words before you go straight to pissing on the person. A "Do you mind?" can go a long way if you say it assertively.

Source: "The book of how not to needlessly escalate the situation when the situation is someone looking at your penis."

Or my personal favourite, "I Could Pee on This: And Other Poems by Cats"

https://www.amazon.ca/Could-Pee-This-Other-Poems/dp/1452110581

I need I Could Pee on This because I read a poem from it once and it's hilarious! Also because I love cats and poetry.

Buying a book is not about obtaining a possession, but about securing a portal.

I Could Pee On This!


I want this so bad. Thanks for the first contest!!!! Chat anytime you want :)

1.) Something that is grey.

Silver is grey, right? ;)

2.) Something reminiscent of rain.

When I think of rain I think of cuddling up with a good cup of coffee.

3.) Something food related that is unusual.

Coffee chocolate Not that weird... but pretty amazing.

4.) Something on your list that is for someone other than yourself. Tell me who it's for and why. (Yes, pets count!)
Bones for my dog because he hates being alone!

5.) A book I should read! I am an avid reader, so take your best shot and tell me why I need to read it!

I haven't read this yet, but it's supposed to be amazing!

6.) An item that is less than a dollar, including shipping... that is not jewelry, nail polish, and or hair related!

This book

7.) Something related to cats. I love cats! (keep this SFW, you know who you are...)

meow.

8.) Something that is not useful, but so beautiful you must have it.

I don't think any nail polish is useful, but I love this color

9.) A movie everyone should watch at least once in their life. Why?

Shawshank Redemption Come on, it's amazing. And sad. And Stephen King.

10.) Something that would be useful when the zombies attack. Explain.

These would be particularly useful because I could keep my hair out of my face so I can see zombies better to kill them!

11.) Something that would have a profound impact on your life and help you to achieve your current goals.

skip for now

12.) One of those pesky Add-On items.
Apparently you can straighten your nose with this interesting little item Ohhhh, China.

13.) The most expensive thing on your list. Your dream item. Why?

This book is the most expensive item on my list. Dream item? Nah. A kindle would be my dream item, but not feasible to have on list right now.


14.) Something bigger than a bread box.

This big enough?

15.) Something smaller than a golf ball.

This ring is itty bitty!


16.) Something that smells wonderful.

This air freshener. Mmmm



17.) A (SFW) toy.

Amazon lists this as a toy, so I'm going to have to go with that!

18.) Something that would be helpful for going back to school.

These would be great to hang papers and reminders up on the fridge.

19.) Something related to your current obsession, whatever that may be.

I'm obsessed with books, so uh... most of my wish list. Or this bookmark that symbolizes all that is books.


20.) Something that is just so amazing and awe-inspiring that I simply must see it. Explain why it is so grand.

I'm sure you've seen this but come on! It's John Snuhhhh!

Bonus! Oregon Fruit

Fear cuts deeper thank swords! Thanks for the contest. =)

This book. It looks like a fun read and a great gift for cat lovers. And I thought this song was funny! So much like the cat's I've known.

As a bonus, here are a couple fun cat gifs :)

http://i.imgur.com/mgxmK3f.gifv

http://i.imgur.com/cbSbtjJ.gifv

Gifts for Teens

• Guys Fire Beanie
  
• Girls Chunky Slouchy Beanie
  
• Animal Tote Bag
  
• Giraffe Print Infinity Scarf
  
• Hedgehog Notepad
  
• Wreck This Journal
  
• Finish This Book
  
• Foldable Headphones
  
• We Didn't Playtest This At All
  
• Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure
  
• All 7 Dragon Balls
  
• Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed (and Other Heartwarming Letters from Kitty)
  
• I Could Pee on This: And Other Poems by Cats
  
• Creative Cats Coloring Book Great stocking stuffer!
  
• Super Awesome Postcard Book
  
• The Art of Vintage DC Comics: 100 Postcards
  
• The Art of Star Wars Comics: 100 Collectible Postcards
  
• Guardians of The Galaxy Dancing Groot
  
• Taboo Buzzd Game
  
• Rick Grimes Action Figure
  

OK... so there are three books... you can surprise me with one of them only if you want to...

http://www.amazon.com/gp/offer-listing/0736927115/ref=tmm_hrd_used_olp_sr?ie=UTF8&colid=1X9YZXTU5N9VL&condition=used&sr=&qid=&coliid=IDYI5GGJ4248B

http://www.amazon.com/gp/offer-listing/1449410243/ref=tmm_pap_used_olp_sr?ie=UTF8&colid=1X9YZXTU5N9VL&condition=used&sr=&qid=&coliid=I22Q7MCNVSWJTM

http://www.amazon.com/gp/offer-listing/1452110581/ref=tmm_hrd_used_olp_sr?ie=UTF8&colid=1X9YZXTU5N9VL&condition=used&sr=&qid=&coliid=I22BCWWEO0IRMF

Or [this] (http://www.amazon.com/Could-Pee-This-Other-Poems/dp/1452110581/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1450584708&sr=1-1&keywords=i+can+pee+on+this+and+other+poems+by+cats) and this?

Uhhh This book =)

i bought a friend this recently.

If you have cats, this is great!

Here is a picture. The bookends are a solid geode that was cut to make them, my husband and I got them on my honeymoon along with a book of poetry by cats called I Could Pee On This. Hahahaha

I recommend adding [https://www.amazon.com/Could-Pee-This-Other-Poems/dp/1452110581] (this book) to your library.

Edit: formatting

"I Could Pee On This." Really funny, quick read.