Reddit mentions of Natural Harvest: A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes

Natural harvest... A literal semen based cookbook https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041

I'd rather get someone I hate, because I could just buy them this.

https://www.amazon.ca/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041

I'm just gonna leave this here: http://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041

Well I saw her reading this and she asked me to provide some ingredients.

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here are the amazon customer reviews for the book, which are an absolute goldmine in their own rite.

You joke vargas, but there's actually [a cook-book out there just for semen-based recipes.](http://www.amazon.ca/Natural-Harvest-Collection-Semen-Based-Recipes/dp/1481227041 "I recommend the cream cheese cake")

Here's some more resources:

Natural Harvest

Semenology

Have you ever heard of this?https://www.amazon.es/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041

Ah yes, the Natural Harvest.

1. My username belongs in your username.
   
   
2. There are ways to make someone swallow without knowing https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041 - great for when the mother in law visits!
   
   

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You've never heard of Natural Harvest?

He got that info from this post incase you’d like to learn more.

In the comments of that post, someone also shared a legit 62-page semen cookbook.

A lot of people apparently

....and after that, he'll need this.

The recipe is probably in this cookbook. https://www.amazon.com/dp/1481227041/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_awdb_t1_aVUIBb0FEVSMZ

Leave a copy of this book - Natural Harvest cooking with semen - YUMMY! out on the side in a place where she will see it when she goes in the bathroom.

When you come home, tell her you've just gotten a great new cooking book and are looking forward to trying out the recipes and ask if she wants to come over for dinner.

Adult baby play giant diapers are always good.

Find out her favorite TV show and find a kinky version of the main character's signature clothing (if applicable), then hang it on a coathanger in the bathroom.

See if you can get a male friend to pose in bed with you and your husband... and put the pictures up on the bathroom mirror, next to the tube of half empty, sticky finger print covered lube.

A friend once got gifted a cooking book.. for cocking with sperm...

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Let me introduce you to Natural Harvest!

You could see her gag a bit when she takes the bite.

I hope she got loads of money for that.

Edit: see also: Book 1 and book 2

I match with this woman who is slightly older than me, in her early 30's. Very hot body, not really my type face-wise but undeniably cute; she seems to have A LOT of personality from her profile, and I have never been on a date with a woman 4 years older than me, so why the hell not? We chat a bit and move on to whatsapp. The pics she starts sending are out of this world: wearing exotic wigs, homemade costumes, zombie makeup... Keep in mind I have not asked for pics at all.

She makes up an insane story as she goes: how she was a peasant rice farmer (and sure enough, she provides a pic of her dressed as if she was a rice farmer, in what looks like a field...), how one day she was abducted by jacuzzi aliens (and sure enough, she sends a pic of her glowing green in the dark in a swimming pool...), how the leader of the aliens was a dark lord (and sure enough, she sends me a pic of her ex to illustrate, with edits and filters to make him look evil), and so on... You get the idea. Let's just say I am extremely confused, so I decide to double down on the insanity and send completely outrageous pics of myself in various costumes, before suggesting we meet up to make a recipe from this book Natural Harvest, as a cooking activity. She seems to love the idea and finds it really funny. We keep chatting. It all culminates with her sending me a closeup pic of her nipple with a piece of salmon in front of it. This is Harley Quinn level of crazy, but it's also a good opportunity to express my Joker side, something I don't do enough these days. She tells me she works as a nurse surrounded by many dying older people, so she's seen some shit. I think this explains at least some of her behavior. The conversation becomes more "normal" as we get to text more. Turns out she lives a few blocks away from my place, next to the BEST tapas place in the city. She apparently went once, but has no real memory of it. Hard to tell at this point if it's because she was completely stoned when she last went, or because she physically can't remember events longer than 24 hours in time. After a few more casual texts, we agree to meet the next day for tapas, midweek.

We have good food and good wine. And to my surprise, very down to Earth conversations. I expected her to show up dressed as David Bowie or something, but not at all. Almost as if she came from Planet Earth after all... She finds the food delicious, and confesses she never eats out, because what's the point, the only thing she ever eats is Soylent. After a quick google search, I am horrified. Who in their RIGHT MIND can survive on soylent, let alone LOVE IT?! She offers to have a smoke and drink at her place, so I oblige, because against all odds, we are having a pretty good time.

We make it to her place and sure enough, it does feel like the lair of a serial killer: there are random props and costumes everywhere, and the fridge is filled with tens of Soylent bottles. She asks me to try one, I do, I immediately feel like throwing up, and then we smoke. As she puts on some music, I wander around the apartment completely high, thinking about where my life is going, why am I in this place on a Wednesday night... See HERE for an existential moment of reflection about the nature of things and wtf am I doing on Tinder. Yes, these props are all hers...

We sit down, she smokes more weed (a LOT more), and then we make out and transition to the bed, where we fuck for a while. It's hot and all, and the weed makes it really smooth, to the point where it's actually pretty hard for me to orgasm. She does not seem to mind, and asks where I get my stamina from, not realizing it's the weed at work. I tell her it's because I drink a lot of green tea in the morning. We cuddle for a while, and have more down to Earth conversations. She is a really sweet girl after all. I proceed to Uber of shame at 4am and make it back to my place. I am still high as fuck.

We chat and text a bit more, but I have no intention to see her again, because soylent? Really?

You don't know what's bad until your friends make you something from the Natural Harvest cookbook

Edit: There’s a version for bartenders as well

the book for OP

Natural Harvest: A Collection of Semen Based Recipes

I cry laughing at these book reviews on Amazon all the time!!

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https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041

Other delicious recipes

Edit: I guess it's my cake day?

I know what you should get her for Christmas.

And yes, if you are going to store it for more than a few hours, it should be kept cold, like any raw animal product.

On behalf of anyone who might possibly open your refrigerator, ever, please, after you contribute to the jar:

1. Close it and clean the outside.
   
2. Put the jar in a plastic bag, like a vegetable bag from the supermarket.
   
3. Put that in a brown paper bag.
   
4. Seal the bag with a sticker that says "medical sample" or "biohazard".
   
   And if you are using a jar that originally had food in, clean it thorough and remove the label.

Here’s a productive and nutritional solution for proper disposal.

>Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food.

Here's a cook book that'll help.

Bruh

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There is a cookbook (Natural Harvest: A collection of semen-based recipes https://www.amazon.com/dp/1481227041/) that you might want to check out. Maybe buy it as a surprise for him and let him know you want to give it a try

This'll go perfect with the recipe book!

There’s an author who has a couple of recipe books out, one for food and the other for drinks... all for cooking with semen.

So, apparently it’s a thing 🤢

If you are curious, but don’t trust my link (it’s to the book on amazon), you can google Natural Harvest by Paul Photenhauer. The vast majority of reviewers are being campy or explicitly state they bought the book as a joke, but the author is very serious about it.

Video of him making the “Macho Mojito”

Clayton's Coleslaw, Mike's Macadamian-Crusted Trout, Timmy's Lincecum-based meals.

Idk if this is what the other redditor was talking about, but amazon has a listing for "Natural Harvest"; https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041


I highly recommend reading some of the available pages. It's hilarious, especially at the desserts section.

Here, some recipes for you.

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They have more information in [this book] (https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041)!

Dear god, nobody show Ignis this

It's not real

(But actually it really is)

Great tips like this and more can be found in 'Natural Harvest - A collection of semen based recipes' available from Amazon
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I'll just leave this here.

https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041
>Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cookbook!

This may be helpful

[here's a cookbook for you] (http://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041)

Where do you think they got those ideas from?

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thought everyone on 4chan owned a copy

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Recipe source?

Mhmm, totally.

You may find inspiration here!

Ask and ye shall recieve.

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At first I thought you were telling the truth and thought you might like this book: http://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041

But then you TL;DR and I laughed.

http://smile.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041?sa-no-redirect=1

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Yeah so I have been a power player here since late yesterday afternoon and I highly recommend reading the rules and regulations before posting again. Thanks and your welcome.

I don't know what's worse... that or this:

https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041

There's also this:

https://www.amazon.com/Semenology-Bartenders-Paul-Fotie-Photenhauer/dp/1482605228

Since we're on the subject of cooking semen, here's a little gift.

Happy Mother's Day

Gibt noch viel mehr Möglichkeiten, die Zutat zu nutzen: Natural Harvest.

Eignet sich auch hervorragend zum zufällig in der Gegend rumliegen, wenn man Gäste zum Essen hat.

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You joke but I've seen a cookbook of semen-based recipes

Edit: This one http://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041

Obviously they were reading [This book] (https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041) ran out of the main ingredient and had to improvise.

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But there's a cookbook! www.amazon.com/gp/product/1481227041

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Here it is https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041

Oh? yeah, totally. there's a bunch of things you can do with cum. https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041

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i learned loads from this

I love your book!

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Reminds me of "Natural Harvest"

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"...is not only nutritious, but it also has wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties."

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It's a Natural Harvest

• Applications for jobs in Yemen!
  
• Adoption papers for Chinese children
  
• Put her birthday into a calendar on your wall on the wrong day.
  
• Find out what she wants for christmas, leave an open catalogue with the item circled several times and then don't buy it for her.
  
• Nursing home brochures ordered in her name.
  
• Buy this book leave it out and then invite her to dinner.
  
• Or this book and leave it on your bookshelf.
  
• Buy a Koran.
  

hes right. i looked this up recently. as long as the person splooging is healthy, the cum is actually good for you.

here's a cookbook that strictly uses semen in it's recipes:
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You’re not far off

Sounds like he should write his own version of this...

I believe this is relevant.

Well, there is a cookbook for it...

May I interest you in a cookbook dedicated to a culinary genre that will tickle your taste buds?

And only makes dishes from this book.

I'll just leave this here

Those two OPs should join this dude

It was a recipe from here

Ever heard of the cookbook Natural Harvest? It’s kind of amazing what people will write and what gets published.

So yeah this is a thing

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OK, so here's a little something from our friends at Amazon: Natural Harvest: A collection of semen-based recipes.

You're welcome.

What you do is go to an interview and take a bottle of hair conditioner with you. Shortly before going into the room, put some conditioner along the edge of the web area between your index finger and thumb. Shake the interviewers hand as if you had no idea you had jizz on your hand, then have a super awkward interview.

You can also do this with friends. A great "it's just a prank bro" is to get some custard and some cookies from a bakery, then put a little bit of custard on the edge of the cookie and hand it to your friend. They'll think it is custard ... then hand them this book after they eat the cookie. (By reading this comment, CockGobblin cannot be held responsible for any ruined friendships caused by this prank.)

Here is the link if anyone would like to purchase this masterpiece.
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I believe the liquid would be named: ["Natural Harvest"] (http://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041)

If it's good enough for u/KFBass, it's good enough for you!

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You don't need to imagine, friend.

Natural Harvest: A collection of semen-based recipes

Food for thought. Just sayin'.

Seriously though, you are very lucky, and that sounds incredibly hot. I have actually heard of something like this before in a Savage Love column (also where I learned about Natural Harvest). A dude was into freezing his spunk and eating it later. A little bit gross for me, but hey.

Keep us updated!

If you are interested in urine candy, you might also be interested in: This

What kind of wall decal is this?!

I don't think you can ride those

Uh...NSFW recipes

What is this, a natural harvest?

Pozdrav.


Za početak bih ti preporučio knjigu: "Natural Harvest: A collection of semen-based recipes". Kasnije možeš eksperimentirati i sa "Semenology - The Semen Bartender's Handbook" ako te to područje zanima.


lp

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I also have a cookbook for him.

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Yes, there's a recipe book that uses ejactulate. It behaves like egg whites because it's a protein. The book is called Natural Harvest.

Natural Harvest...and the companion book Semenology

I bet the guy who wrote this book wouldn't mind. In fact, I bet his already is.

Creo que esto es lo que estás buscando.

Given the context where this picture was posted, it immediately reminded me of this book cover. Looks really delicious, though.

There is a semen cookbook.

I should have linked the original thread. It's this cookbook.

I bet they took a recipe from this book.

Take out some suggestive books.

Like

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You could try one of these instead, then?

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I believe you will find this relevant to your interests.

Also it's quite amusing that "People who viewed this item also viewed Dancing with Jesus: A Collection of Miraculous Moves"

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What about the Natural Harvest cookbook? That's gotta be an escalation from a literal "cock and balls" book.

I'm sure they've all left reviews for Natural Harvest

I mean, clearly.

Just in case she's not up on her Swedish Chef, maybe she can find this book. You know, for any leftovers ...

Then this book is for you.

I suspect you are right, the resemblance is uncanny:

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Reminds me of this great book. Natural Harvest: a collection of semen-based recipes

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Eat your heart out

You sure can!

There already is one though.

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M first thought was breast milk cheese (NSFW). Or the infamous: Natural Harvest: A collection of Semen Based Recipes (NSFW).

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It would go perfect with this.

Indeed. http://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1381541323&sr=8-1&keywords=natural+harvest

Here's their recipe books:

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While we're on the topic, please check out my book and leave your favorite oven-baked sperm recipes below.

Someone should procure a copy of Natural Harvest: A collection of semen-based recipes

$6.25 on kindle

$19.77 Paperback.

Edit: you could create your own sub and rake in the karma.

I mean..... https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041

This is a great guide and the beauty is that it can be produced on demand.

Enjoy.

There's actually an entire book of jizz recipes.

Guessing got the recipe from this book.

I like the recipes in this better.

There is in fact a cookbook with semen recipes called Natural Harvest on Amazon.

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The reviews are the best part

Guessing it's from this book

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or...

This book will help you become prepared to rebuild your account in the event of a big draw down.

Try this

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What a good time to be alive:

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If you guys want an actual semen cookbook here you go.

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For <$25 on Amazon you too can find out.

Indeed

Don't blame me! You ASKED for it!

But seriously, look for cookbooks that are specific to different cultural foods. Take a world culinary tour from home. It's amazing to discover the similarities and differences there are by preparing foods you wouldn't commonly prepare.

Egg white is a protein solution, made up of water and a range of proteins, mostly albumins. While it has similar texture and composition to human mucus, they serve very different purposes. Egg white is mainly there as a physical buffer to protect the embryo inside an egg, as well as serve as a nutritive solution for the embryo in late development.

Human mucus occurs in a few forms/areas of the body. Respiratory mucus is made for the purpose of protecting the body from infectious agents. Because of this, mucus contains a range of antiseptic chemicals, such as immunogloblins and lysozyme. As such, it's likely not a good candidate for cooking and eating

The other main sources of mucus in humans are reproductive organs. Women produce mucus that varies depending on where in their ovulatory cycle it is produced... However this mucus is not particularly proteinaceous. However, male reproductive mucus is a large component of semen. Judging by the number of books on the topic available on Amazing, this is the likely candidate for a human mucus which you can safely cook and eat. If you can get over the gross factor.

Hope that answers your question!

This has your name written all over it.

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Almost as bad as This

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Jeg kan se at der er nogen der har ladet sig inspirere af den her

Finally, a way to try the recipes in this book before attempting them at home.

Well what about this?
This cookbook shows you how to add "love" to your meals ;)

Here is the Bible on cooking with semen.
Natural Harvest

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Há um livro chamado "cooking with cum"

Edit: olha outro, https://www.amazon.co.uk/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041

Love it.

Reminds me of another white elephant gift. Setup: Before the event, my friend made one of the recipes and served it to everyone... He then earmarked this recipe in the book he gave as his gift. Not that funny until you realize what the book is - https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041

Why stop there!

I Randolph'd a great Oyster Stout flavor into my beer, courtesy of this helpful guide!

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Haha. This catering company use to have this one laying around.

well there is this cookbook...



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Why not a natural harvest?

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I recommend this cookbook for your cooking ideas!

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Highly suggest the natural harvest cookbook. I'll let everyone find out the questionable item...

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Have I got a book for you!

next item on that list should've been this cookbook on amazon.

Was this your cookbook?

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I'm embarrassed to know this exists:

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You should check out this cookbook for some great recipe ideas! :)

How about this cookbook? I can't take credit for finding it, though...it was all /u/KingVinnie.

Relevant book?

Tror det var det her du ledte efter: Natural Harvest

OP's asking for help in making them appear quirky. The irony is delicious.

The first outrageous book that pops into my mind is Natural Harvest: A collection of semen-based recipes. It'll raise major pervert flags, though.

I'll admit there's a certain appeal to doing a girl on her period. I've done it before and it was kind of hot in a dirty way but WTF they are cooking with bloody tampons!?! Now I'm not sure which is worse!


Natural Harvest: A collection of semen-based recipes


Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that.


Semenology - The Semen Bartender's Handbook


Semen is often freshly available behind most bar counters and adds a personal touch to any cocktail.


I'm guessing there's a subreddit somewhere for this nasty shit.

Nom

Are you really interested?

Because there is some evidence...

Here's the recipe book for you then, Natural Harvest

God.. That's disgusting. I prefer to just use the recipes from Natural Harvest like a sane person.

Haven't tried it but there's this cookbook.

http://amzn.com/1481227041

http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/1481227041/

I've started making it. I'm sure you'll enjoy it.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/1481227041

Some good reviews on this one

http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/cr/1481227041/ref=mw_dp_cr/183-7250234-7055952

Amazon book reviews.

I had exactly this same disappointed experience when I tried the same thing with an Oreo, after scraping the filling out. Honestly, cum and most food just isn't very good, though I did pick up this book a few years ago.

[Relevant] (https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&ei=heLGU_LVBY6oyASat4KQDw&url=http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/1481227041%3Fpc_redir%3D1405431814%26robot_redir%3D1&cd=1&ved=0CBwQFjAA&usg=AFQjCNFQtHLbHVz8Lb3ao-CR4ptnJxlEng&sig2=MEGNHFYPRnuJbLJ6B6yKAg)

There is actually a cookbook of semen based recipes

http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/cr/1481227041/ref=mw_dp_cr?qid=1395094848&sr=8-1

What about this wonderful collection of semen based recipes

I believe that this is relevant here

You might need this then.

Semen should, it contains protein. As for urine I don't know.

Also check this out: http://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041

http://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041

Semen Cookbook might help.

You most definitely need this.... http://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1426858622&sr=8-1&keywords=semen+recipe

Same. But apparently not everyone...

Natural Harvest: A collection of semen-based recipes

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041 ?

There is a cookbook you can buy with recipes for semen.


Natural Harvest: A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes

Maybe someone can send this to him?

http://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1375932012&sr=8-1&keywords=cooking+with+sperm

The book in question.

On the contrary

Don't frown. Here's a cookbook for you!

https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041

>Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cookbook!

This may also interest you:
https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041

Maybe one of the specialities of this book https://www.amazon.de/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041

Cookbook: https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041

Drink Recipes: https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/1482605228/ref=pd_aw_fbt_14_img_2?ie=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=8Y3H18DGCYYJ47W5NTD1

No matter what it is, somebody is into it.

It's not that out of the question. After all, this exists. WARNING, AMAZON LINK FOR A QUESTIONABLE PRODUCT

Dennis is a passionate cook who loves to experiment with new exciting ingredients in the kitchen.

Because guys never mention their dicks right?

You might find this book interesting. http://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041

I can't see something like this not not be reminded of the cook book Natural Harvest

Not only is it possible, it's actually suggested in Natural Harvest

I was more surprised by the one on the right. http://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041/ref=pd_sim_sbs_hpc_3

>Zeus's own cumcoction

Did he get the recipe out of Natural Harvest?

XD. You should read about people who put all of their semen into a 2 liter bottle and cultivate it. It's a 1 and a half year process, they mix like sugar and stuff and add yeast and let it ferment and then drink it as alcohol or add it to vodka. By the way.
http://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041
The best part is that there are used books. :D. Happy cooking.
P.S More treats from the same author.
http://www.amazon.com/Semenology-The-Semen-Bartenders-Handbook/dp/1482605228/ref=pd_bxgy_b_img_y

Not as bad as...well...this. (Slightly NSFW, I guess? Sort of?)\

But still strange. Very strange.

For you

It has 4/5 stars on Amazon haha http://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1374093546&sr=1-1&keywords=natural+harvest

Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cookbook!

I got you covered with the best of both worlds

Se pueden hacer postres.

source

Reminds me of this gem...

https://www.amazon.ca/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041

Edit: The comments section of this listing is pretty awesome.

http://www.lulu.com/ca/en/shop/fotie-photenhauer/natural-harvest-a-collection-of-semen-based-recipes/paperback/product-20052760.html

He could use his own milk for an even better seasoning. If only he knew how to read....

I'll say:

https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041

Here

Use your imagination

Spike

Cage

Twist

Drinky drink

Squeaky clean

Candle

Haaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy

Gag

Pokey

Crush

Hungry

Squirt

Huge

Fear the Fist

Would you like anything else?

Got you covered

This whole thread makes me want to leave this right here and walk out.

your wish is my command

You may enjoy this and this

...

Sounds like someone was reading Natural Harvest

Natural Harvest: A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes https://www.amazon.com/dp/1481227041/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_13PJDbP097FM6

Natural Harvest

Natural Harvest: A collection of semen-based recipes https://www.amazon.ca/dp/1481227041/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_CNpmDbY7VSPE3

https://www.amazon.com/dp/1481227041/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_gYNmDbVZMN7S8

Seaman Baker

Relevant (but not really vegan).

Maybe you should submit the recipe!

"Natural Harvest: a Collection of Semen-Based Recipes."

Your dinner parties will never be the same again.

http://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041

http://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041

https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041

this will go perfect wiith it

There's a book called Natural Harvest, filled with semen-filled recipes. Be sure to read the reviews. Enjoy!

Natural Harvest?

Look no further

Relevant Cookbook

Is the recipe in this cookbook: http://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041

And guess who's getting this book for Christmas.

Here you go.

I though Natural Harvest was the end all be all of weird books that exist.

Obligatory reminder that Natural Harvest (a semem cookbook) exists.

here you go

if you’re a fan of Chipotle...

That explains this, I suppose: https://www.amazon.ca/Natural-Harvest-Collection-Semen-Based-Recipes/dp/1481227041/ref=nodl_

it's ok to start small: https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041

[This cookbook is a great companion to leave out with that one] (https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041)

There are others like this but this one has a nice innocuous sounding name.

https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest/dp/1481227041

I would actually get this for a friend of mine if there were a way to do so anonymously.

I believe the recipe is in the book Natural Harvest: A collection of semen-based recipes

He's not wrong https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041

Natural Harvest: A collection of semen-based recipes
http://amzn.com/1481227041

The Amazon reviews are hilarious.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/1481227041/ref=mp_s_a_1_sc_2?qid=1427394784&sr=8-2-spell&pi=AC_SX110_SY165_QL70&keywords=seamenology

He's the same author as Natural Harvest

Did anyone else immediately think of [this?] (http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/1481227041/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?qid=1373170061&sr=8-1&pi=AC_SX112_SY192) The author did an AMA a while back.

I already know the recipe I'll use

Natural Harvest: A collection of semen-based recipes

The cookbook for you.

https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-Collection-Semen-Based-Recipes/product-reviews/1481227041/

For anyone who does not want to type the link manually like I did (the reviews are hilarious btw)

It could be a recipe from [Cooking with Semen] (http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/social/swf/1481227041/o=ShareProduct/ref=tsm_1_aw_swf_d_sp?vs=1). Perhaps cum tartare atop the shrimp alfredo.

Enough to make a cookbook: http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/1481227041?pc_redir=1412648284&robot_redir=1

Yes, this is actually a real thing. At least, the recipe book is. The reviewer may likely be joking.

Brother Jack, when we are done with you we'll need this for sure

http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/1481227041

Reminds me of this: http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/1481227041?pc_redir=1411573002&robot_redir=1

Anything?

i bet i know what sort of food and drink they serve there

It's so much more than just a breath freshener!
http://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041

> recipes that we have to reject because of the outlandish ingredients involved

I can guess one such ingredient

Reminds me of the chef in New York who made cheese from his lactating wife's breast milk and sold it in his restaurant.

And also this

http://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041

And its on sale! You def need this in your life lmao...

Ohhh are you making the flan from the natural harvest? http://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041

It'd be a bit like having this (NSFW) as a coffee table book.

Would not eat there.

Just gonna leave this here. :)

first thought

http://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041

I can't stop looking at your username. If you have a recipe on hand for bukkake pancakes, you have to send it to the author of this.

https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041

I'm sure it could work

No but to each his own bro.

I suggest this book if you want to explore even farther...

http://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041

At least its still just milk..

Granted. Natural Harvest Cookbook

Have you tried any cooking recipes or drink recipes?

Here's some inspiration for ya

https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041

https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041

Haha I love Steam! What's your screename?

You like cooking now? https://www.amazon.com/dp/1481227041/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_5ciZzb2QCYZYC

https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041?sa-no-redirect=1&pldnSite=1
and
https://www.amazon.com/Semenology-Bartenders-Paul-Fotie-Photenhauer/dp/1482605228/ref=pd_bxgy_14_2/141-2066605-4540837?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_i=1482605228&pd_rd_r=818f3c3f-35f7-42e5-b044-cfc8f377a93d&pd_rd_w=3LqW6&pd_rd_wg=Y5LBH&pf_rd_p=09627863-9889-4290-b90a-5e9f86682449&pf_rd_r=RVQDM7EYBKE4Y0HJ44TX&psc=1&refRID=RVQDM7EYBKE4Y0HJ44TX&sa-no-redirect=1&pldnSite=1

There's a fad about putting semen into food, too, because it's ... nutritious? I dunno, but here's a cookbook.

relevant: https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041

Well there is a whole cookbook of semen recipes. I haven't tried any yet. Someday...

Recipe from here

https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041

You must own the cookbook

Natural Harvest: A collection of semen-based recipes

Some people do...
cookbook
Nope.

This is real!

http://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041

Follow any recipe in this book: https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041

https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041

An empty beer can with the Natural Harvest Cookbook

Semen contains albumin which is similar to eggs and you can cook semen like you would with eggs https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041

Link to actual product

Natural harvest

https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041

Natural Harvest: A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes https://www.amazon.com/dp/1481227041/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_JK02Db27MCH57

You're welcome

Loves tasty food? How about http://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041 "Natural Harvest, Collection of Semen-based recipes". You're both winners there!

Leave a note that asks how the "home cooked" meal was with a photocopy of this cookbook: Natural Harvest: A collection of semen-based recipes https://www.amazon.com/dp/1481227041/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_7Kriyb5NZ1B9B

Same people who use this cookbook?

Natural Harvest
https://www.amazon.com/dp/1481227041/ref=cm_sw_r_sms_awd_x_2YahybTAM909J

Just gonna leave this here.

http://www.amazon.ca/Natural-Harvest-Collection-Semen-Based-Recipes/dp/1481227041

Check out this book

https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041

Better than this book. http://www.amazon.ca/Natural-Harvest-Collection-Semen-Based-Recipes/dp/1481227041

http://www.amazon.de/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041

Not really, but maybe some of you need to be aware that such a thing apparently exists.

Natural Harvest: A collection of semen-based recipes

This entire cookbook.

Oh man... if you really wanna get srs about cooking, you need to buy this book now:

https://www.amazon.ca/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041

But man cooking really is so simple. I just buy lean ground pork in bulk and eat that shit everyday with a few variations sometimes like a lil bit of salmon or whatnot.

My best investment thus far has been the slow cooker. Set that shit up at night, you get a hot meal ready to eat in the morning. Have three of them, and you got all your shit setup cuz you can put in on a timer.

Even easier if you do interminnent fasting.

https://www.amazon.ca/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041

Good morning! Today is certainly feeling better than yesterday, I feel far less crappy. I'm also now coming up to 14 days smoke free, yay! Last night I had my first major craving since giving up, spent about an hour distracting myself by doing various tasks and finally exercising to take my mind away from it.

This is by far the weirdest thing I've come (heh) across on Amazon. The related books are also worth looking at, too… 

I have the perfect cook book for yall! Have fun https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041

You can buy the book Natural Harvest
It’s a full collection of semen based recipes available for the kindle and on Amazon

I gifted it to a dirtycumslut of a friend and she found it enlightening and entertaining.

Not sure if I can put this

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041

Sorry mods if it’s not allowed- I’ve no financial interest in the publication or the selling company

My friend, you need to reap the Natural Harvest!

​

https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041

Mmmhh delicious

Porn and pancakes? Oh dear, I don't think they're clear on the concept

This sounds like your kind of cookbook.

Enjoy

> And don’t get me started on the stickier body fluids.

https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041

Natural Harvest

This may be of interest to you, then!

Might want to avoid this then...

Natural Harvest

Natural Harvest: A collection of semen based recipes:

http://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041

There's also this, and many other publications similar to it.

http://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041

Nah man, you just gotta need some creative recipes.

https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041

Natural Harvest: A collection of semen-based recipes

Bon appetite (nsfw cookbook)

Make some recipes from this book and leave them to be nicked. After this happens a few times put an advert up to sell the book: https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041

It may be in here.

You should probably make sure she didn't get the recipe from this cookbook:
http://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041

"Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties."

It's a great ingredient, actually. You should try it some time.

An actual cookbook on how to cook with semen. More here.

Have you ever cooked with semen?

https://www.amazon.ca/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041

Cooking with Semen would be high on my list

Natural harvest - Semen-based recipes

(http://www.amazon.ca/Natural-Harvest-Collection-Semen-Based-Recipes/dp/1481227041_

This one takes the cake for me. It is a collection of semen based recipes. Yeah. That exists. The description is killer:
> Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cookbook!

Here are some of my favourite from the thread
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De'nisha Diamond |
Ass Goblins of Auschwitz |
Master Nage's Guide to Training Consensual Slaves |
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The Jewish-Japanese Sex & Cook Book and How to Raise Wolves |
The Day My Bum Went Psycho (Butt Trilogy #1)

Gonna take awhile...In the meantime..

Should have bought her this.

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She must have this book in her pantry.

For your new business

But wait, there's more

Here you go.

Both sprinkles and semen are very useful in baking.

http://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041

I'll leave this cookbook here

That awkward moment when she uses This cookbook

I think you are look for this

Harvest, eh?

Maybe it's intentional.

http://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041

http://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041

Apologies in advance if this breaks rule 1.

Also, link to the book in question on Amazon.

Just follow this cookbook!

Why is she a "hero"? Women have been making yogurt with vaginal bacteria for ages.

And there's a cum cookbook on Amazon that's getting good reviews.

Also you can use it to cook delicious meals.

https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041

I feel like this cookbook is appropriate for this.

I think she needs this book as a gift. Then they will be REALLY healthy! gag
http://www.amazon.ca/Natural-Harvest-Collection-Semen-Based-Recipes/dp/1481227041

Are you the fatcat that wrote Semen Cookbook?

delicioso http://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041

https://www.amazon.ca/Natural-Harvest-Collection-Semen-Based-Recipes/dp/1481227041

https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041

https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041

It was unsettling how I knew exactly where I had seen that before...
nsfw

Just the cake?

"Natural Harvest" Cafe.

http://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041

The Starbucks Fappucino, brought to you by this cookbook:

http://www.amazon.ca/Natural-Harvest-Collection-Semen-Based-Recipes/dp/1481227041

Is that why they added flan to the menu?

https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041

This book has some great presentation suggestions if you're interested in getting into semenal gastronomy. It suggests incorporating semen into the flan (for the exact reasons you described) while applying a nice glaze to to double-creme eclairs.

This book has some great ideas, especially for a first date.

Kitchen. I wanted to try a recipe in the Cooking With Semen book.

I remember that ama, the book is called "Natural Harvest: A collection of semen-based recipes"

Book

AMA

And dont worry, neither of the links are NFSW

You should enjoy your Natural Harvest, both in food and in drink.

Check out that Cooking With Semen book for ideas.

http://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041

Probably got the recipe from this book.

My friend, if you enjoy semen you are so very welcome.

Maybe they read this book... https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041

Questa è la guida definitiva. Purtroppo è disponibile soltanto in inglese.

My gym buddies and I do, we use this book.

What if I intended to give you a delicious snack food straight out of this here Natural Harvest book? It'd be downright gourmet, and sincere as all hell.

Intention is the issue here- if somebody got a person who is PCMR console games, they clearly put no thought or effort into the gift. It would more than likely be a troll.

Oh and here I thought it was this one.

Natural Harvest: A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes

Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book!

Following recipes is now a crime! What has the world come to?

https://smile.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041?sa-no-redirect=1

They must use this book.

http://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041

Try this.

"Natural Harvest: A Collection Of Semen Based Recipes

the misfortune of having that surname coupled with the dessert leads to only one association.

http://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041

some of these are quite simple yet amazing.

I really have no interest in purchasing this book but here it is on amazon http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/1481227041?pc_redir=1408849404&robot_redir=1

camera one thing I would love to have. I really need some roller derby stuff, and furniture for my sons room. I like surprises, more than choosing stuff.

My WTF List

Penis cage, with penis plug

coffee enema kit yeah you read that right. A C-O-F-F-E-E enema kit. People do that shit. Literally.

Unicorn Meat this one was already listed by another user, sorry. Semen Cookbook

• For when that jar of petroleum jelly just won't cut it, [a 55 gallon tub of lube] (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B005MR3IVO?ie=UTF8&at=&force-full-site=1&ref_=aw_bottom_links).
  
  
• For when your normal spices won't cut it, [a semen based recipe book] (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1481227041?ie=UTF8&at=&force-full-site=1&ref_=aw_bottom_links)
  
  
• For when, er, not sure why an individual would stock up, [but have some body bags!] (http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0012C9UGK/ref=pd_aw_sbs_3?pi=SL500_SS115)
  
  
• For me, this [DSLR] (http://www.amazon.com/dp/B005Z3DWMK/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pd_nS_ttl?_encoding=UTF8&colid=1HSZ4B20C9LPB&coliid=I3D1ZPEE799ST0). I've been trying to get a camera like this for years, but student loans make it nearly impossible. My biggest dream in life is to travel the world and photograph the true wonders of our world. This would mean everything to have.
  
  Thanks for this contest!