Reddit mentions of NorthShore Champion, 35 x 47, 31 oz, Washable Underpad, X-Large, Each

These are even cheaper, but maybe not as "sexy". https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001IN46NU/ref=oh_o06_s00_i01_details?th=1

When I come up to bed and I see one of these laid out, I know its on! :)

> Generic /r/sex[1] advice, tell him how his actions made you feel. Find out if it is specifically sleeping in the aftermath that bugs him or if it's something else all together. Maybe he just feels unclean afterwards and wants to go get a wash but thinks telling you that may hurt your feelings? I find squirting hot but if I'm on the bottom I get soaked and after the fact, it gets all cold and not a great all round feeling. It may bother him more than it bothers me.

I think this advice started in the right direction, but quickly turned into a question of problem-solving. She came here because her husband hurt her feelings, and that needs to be addressed before worrying about why he doesn't like sleeping on a wet bed.

I think OP's husband reacted insensitively to the situation. I think she feels blamed for something that happened involuntarily out of what was supposed to be an act of love and intimacy.

Of course, Husband has needs too, but it appears that both partners are having difficulty communicating their respective needs (or recognizing each other's), and that is getting in the way of their intimacy. She can't anticipate his or pull them out of him, but she can share hers first and then ask for his in return.

OP, here is what I recommend you do: speak to your husband objectively about what happened and how it made you feel (i.e., even though I think his actions were insensitive, please try your best to keep such judgments out of the initial discussion). Be sure to consider that sometimes, it's what he didn't do that hurt your feelings.

> When you went to sleep in the other room last night, I felt hurt and embarrassed - especially because you didn't invite me to come sleep with you.

Then, express a good faith desire to resolve the issue together and strengthen your bond

> Physical intimacy with you is important to me. I want to feel good about it, and I want you to feel good about it, too.

This is when I think it makes most sense to ask what he's feeling.

> Can you tell me what you were feeling when I squirted the other night? I know you might be worried that your response could hurt my feelings, but I'll do my best to listen, accept, and understand the truth.

And then you can work on a solution!

From a practical perspective, there's a handy solution to this that's been posted before.

(Long story short, OP from that thread really loves these pads.)

One of these threads turned up a while back, and the general consensus among heavy squirters were that these pads were the best way to have squirty sex without all the sheet/mattress hassle. Soft top-layer, waterproof backing and washable.

So you probably won't read this as you've got a ton of replies, but I'll throw my own into the mix.

My current SO and I use this particular absorbent pad. It's ridiculous how much fluid it can hold. I have no clue how other people answering here are able to just use towels (especially beach towels lol). My SO manages to soak through 4 layers of towels and I don't want to constantly wash towels lol.

To be completely honest, I casually saw another squirter a while back and I wasn't a huge fan of it. It was exciting/fun at first, but then it kinda became annoying. That was for a casual relationship though. With that said, I love my current SO very much and really enjoy making her squirt. Originally she was pretty self-conscious and apparently embarrassed about it. I reassured her that I enjoy it and want to make her feel good. She still gets a little grossed out by herself, but we laugh about it.

My advice to you is to be upfront to partners about this before you get too intimate like, "just so you know, I tend to get very very wet when I get too excited." I'd hope they get the hint. If things transpire and they are childish about it or even make you feel bad, remember there are many other people out there that won't.

My partner and I considered that one and balked at the price before finding this mat for $20 that's linked elsewhere in the thread: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001IN46NU/ref=oh_o06_s00_i01_details You would still probably have to wash and dry the Liberator after each use, so with the Northshore mat you can buy a few and toss them in the laundry as needed.

Yup, top rated but cheap product:

https://www.amazon.com/NorthShore-Champion-Washable-Underpad-Extra-Large/dp/B001IN46NU#customerReviews

My girlfriend has squirted just about every single time we have had sex for a year now. A LOT. Bought two of these; never looking back.

Haven't tried it but it looks like this cheaper alternative is a hit: http://smile.amazon.com/dp/B001IN46NU

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001IN46NU/ref=oh_o06_s00_i01_details

Washable underpad, works great and cleans easy.

This is the protector pad for squirters and gushers:

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001IN46NU/ref=oh_o06_s00_i01_details

It's soft on the business side and isn't noisy. Unlike the Liberator deal, which is repellant, it's absorbent and easily washed. It's very institutional and looks like what it is; an absorbent pad for bed-ridden elderly. My girl is so happy that I bought some for her. She rolls half of it up for round one, then rolls up the wet side and uses the dry side for round two.

Washable underpads.

NorthShore Champion, 35 x 47, 50 oz., Washable Underpad, X-Large, Each https://www.amazon.com/dp/B001IN46NU/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_yNYkzbGQ4HG3V

They absorb, not save in a big puddle like plastic will do. Had mine for two years. So much easier to wash than alllll the bedding.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001IN46NU/ref=oh_o06_s00_i01_details

These are even better. Throw it on top of the bed. Have sex. Throw it off the bed and into the wash. Dry sheets. Problem solved.

Yes, tell the other couple.

Buy three of these so you have two ready to go while one is in the wash.
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001IN46NU/ref=oh_o06_s00_i01_details

So I know I'm late to the party, but everyone with this problem needs to check these out. I have the same thing with my girlfriend, and it works really well. Afterwards I toss it in the washer and dryer and it's ready to go again. I haven't had any wet spots on my bed in a whole year!

If you need something that can really take anything you throw at it, and you dont mind the looks, you can't beat an underpad for $20. It's loved by heavy squirters and really messy people.

My wife squirts a lot during sex (if she wants to), so we use something like [this] (https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001IN46NU/ref=oh_o06_s00_i01_details). It's not that expensive, you just keep it by the bed or where your towels are. I think it can interrupt the moment but for us we don't mind, just takes a second to run and get it and it absorbs EVERYTHING you can throw at it. Then you just throw it in the wash, easy cleanup

These things are the best! My husband and I use them and have hadn’t had to change our sheets. All of our fluids stay in the pad. I’m a squirter, so this is an awesome buy for us. It doesn’t feel like a towel or a pee pad. It’s comfortable to lay on. I honestly forget it’s there in the midst of things.


NorthShore Champion, 35 x 47, 31 oz, Washable Underpad, X-Large, Each https://www.amazon.com/dp/B001IN46NU/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_bEtRBbZDQA1KG

As others said liberator makes a blanket but honestly this is what I'd recommend: The northshore champion washable underpad from Amazon!!! https://www.amazon.com/NorthShore-Champion-Washable-Underpad-X-Large/dp/B001IN46NU its a machine washable big like mat that's fairly soft on one side (not fluffy like a blanket but it's soft) and if you put it under you (you can get a big one, mine is like the width of half the bed) it holds an incredible amount of liquid and most of the reviews show that people are using it for squirting. There's even a now-famous Reddit post about it: /r/sex/comments/nvdnu/my_perfect_solution_for_squirters_and_the_mess_we/

It's inexpensive, totally reusable and easy to pop in the washing machine and you can buy a couple to have on hand. And waaaaay easier than washing the sheets!!

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001IN46NU/ref=oh_o06_s00_i01_details


I am in a similar boat... check this out for when you do have sex. I am a squirter and my man sweats like wild haha, this helps keep the bed completely dry. :)

Definitely look into a waterproof mattress pad. They're great in general for protecting your mattress from sweat, etc. There are many that aren't crinkly.

There's an old post from /r/sex that suggests these waterproof pads.

AHH THE MESS! How do you ladies deal with it?

Towels don't cut it. I've tried these thick washable pads from Amazon (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001IN46NU/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o03_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1) too. They work pretty great, but... they're not quite large enough all of the time. Also, the amount of laundry I keep having to do is getting ridiculous.

I know some of you have mentioned restricting it to the shower...which I could do.... but... it's hard to control. I'd hate to try to give it up too as it's kind of an enjoyable experience. (And a great way to fall asleep!).

Suggestions???

These crib pads are a godsend. I put them down under a light bedspread and squirt to my heart's content, then whip them into the laundry basket and cuddle up in my dry bed. I also keep one under the quilt I use to cover my couch in case we don't make it to the bed. In case of accidents, a water resistant mattress pad is a good backup.

Hey! These work great for me and my girlfriend! No noise, soft enough to just toss over the sheets and enjoy yourselves, and super affordable. They're machine washable and can hold SO MUCH liquid. On mobile, so here's the link [NorthShore Champion, 35 x 47, 50 oz., Washable Underpad, X-Large, Each https://www.amazon.com/dp/B001IN46NU/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_BAhTzbXWZ5594]

A thick, washable pad like this one works very well. Also great for squirters. I find it easier to enjoy things when I'm not worried about the mess afterwards. I don't own enough towels to properly protect my bed, haha.

Any girl can squirt. Here's exactly what you need to do:

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You need to buy this:

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001IN46NU/ref=oh_o06_s00_i01_details?th=1

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If there's danger that your mattress could get ruined girls will try to hold it in, you don't want this. You want them to "use the room" if you will.

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Then buy some of these:

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https://www.amazon.com/Nitrile-Disposable-Thickness-Textured-Fingertips/dp/B075FJ34CZ/ref=sr_1_2_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1542168465&sr=8-2-spons&keywords=latex%2Bgloves&th=1

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Your finger nails can not be so nice. Making your hand be free of hang ups helps.

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Then buy some:

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https://www.amazon.com/Shibari-Premium-Personal-Lubricant-Bottle/dp/B00G5K7L24/ref=sr_1_1_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1542168565&sr=8-1&keywords=lube+water+based

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Things can get rigorous.

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Then generally follow this guy's video:

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https://www.xnxx.com/video-dzzw08b/how_to_make_woman_cum_squirt_orgasm_every_time

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The pause on the clit thing is important as fuck.

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Why not just buy an extra top sheet or a super soft towel. Satin or soft cotton pillow case would probably work too. If you are willing to spend some money, you can look at the liberator/fascinator throe or something cheaper but less sexy like this. We have a the throe because my wife squirts on occasion which makes much more of a mess than what you are describing so that may not be necessary. That said, it's almost a part of foreplay when we lay that out.

Best of luck.

My wife squirts -- hell, she gushes -- and I don't think it's pee. But it definitely has a stronger/less-pleasant taste when she's dehydrated.

As for sheets, that Liberator thing is a bit pricy. Right now, we just use thick towels over the sheets and do laundry, but someone here once suggested these, and I'm seriously thinking of getting a couple.

NorthShore Champion, 35 x 47, 50 oz., Washable Underpad, X-Large, Each https://www.amazon.com/dp/B001IN46NU/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_I88dAbX8TYWD9

For the man/woman in your life who squirts....or fucking tries to drown you and ruins the seats in your car or soaks your mattress through.