Reddit mentions of Priva High Quality Ultra Waterproof Sheet and Mattress Protector 34x52 Inch, 8 Cups Absorbency, Guarantee 300 Machine Washes

Ugh forget the air mattress what a pain. Just get a damn sheet protector. You put it down on the bed. Have your fun. Wash it when you're done. It's that easy.

Why does everyone have to make it so hard?

It's a good idea to have a waterproof mattress protector on your mattress under your sheets regardless, but I have been sleeping on this for the last week: Priva Ultra Plus Absorbent 300 Washes Waterproof Sheet Protector, 34"x52", White https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000FOA7C2/ref=cm_sw_r_awd_LaqEub0ZYZPCC

You know, just in case! It's pretty rare for your water to break before your contractions start, though, so you should have some idea that it could happen before it usually would though. From what I hear. And even if you start active labor, your water may not break on its own at all.

Try this: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000FOA7C2/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_awdb_--Aczb4WHGBSZ


It's a waterproof sheet for a bed that can hold a ton of liquid without soaking through. I have one I use for pee play and it's great

Priva High Quality Ultra Waterproof Sheet and Mattress Protector 34” x 52”, 8 Cups Absorbency, Guarantee 300 Machine Washes https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000FOA7C2/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_Ccm2AbSE6NSMP

I bought this since it was a lot cheaper than a full mattress pad. It’s also been helpful post partum with leaky milk, night sweats, and peeing baby.

I don't remember what brand mine is, but I bought something similar to this washable waterproof bed sheet protector at Target a while back. I squirt like crazy during good sex and this investment has made it so I don't have to sleep in a puddle anymore. I would always soak right through towels but this did the trick. I highly recommend keeping one of these near the bed to all squirters and lovers of squirters.

These mattress pads have saved my bed. I've soaked through towels and liberator blankets and wasted money on thin and rough pads at the store. This is the first thing that has actually worked and been comfortable.

Perhaps you should invest in something like this?

I know I've seen something similar that's made specifically for sexy times, I just can't remember where I saw it posted.

Sex is messy. I've recommended [this bed mat] (http://amzn.com/B000FOA7C2) to couples who want to have sex during menses, and it works really well for that. I see no reason why it wouldn't work for this. If you and your partner can accept that this is going to happen twice a year, but it isn't a big deal (mess-wise or otherwise), maybe you can relax.

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here it is!

Sheet protector works great!

http://www.amazon.com/Priva-Absorbent-Washes-Waterproof-Protector/dp/B000FOA7C2/ref=sr_1_1/183-6185802-8860569?ie=UTF8&qid=1419724438&sr=8-1&keywords=bed+wetting+sheets

Towels are for amateurs. If you're planning a serious squirt party, you need one of these. Best $18 I ever spent.

Prepare yourself!

Get those big wetness liners and put them in his bed, under the sheet. Something like this. Maybe double them up. You can throw a few of these on the furniture if you want. There are even pee pads made for children's car safety seats. Then at the beginning of the weekend take him to the store and let him pick out fun underwear and go home, put them on him, and throw the diapers out. Give him a reward for the first few days or weeks of using the potty. Maybe make peeing into the toilet fun? I have a girl so IDK, but there have to be resources out there. Also talk to him and ask him why he doesn't like using the potty. Maybe it's because he doesn't like washing his hands or something.

I bought a package of these. I can use one under my sheet just in case my water breaks in bed, and I'm sure I can use it for the kiddo after she comes.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000FOA7C2/

^^ these are fantastic for that purpose, i have a few.

My Gramgram had one like this, and it worked great:

http://www.amazon.com/Priva-Absorbent-Washes-Waterproof-Protector/dp/B000FOA7C2/ref=sr_1_2?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1426806045&sr=1-2&keywords=rubber+sheet

Meh, you're fine. I'm regularly surrounded by hairy no-makeup and often no-bra ladies and they're beautiful and I haven't shaved a thing in ages, myself.

Try something like this to avoid ruining sheets, in the future: http://www.amazon.com/Priva-Ultra-Absorbent-Sheet-Protector/dp/B000FOA7C2/ref=pd_bxgy_hpc_text_y

A tarp! That sounds like a whole lotta slip'n'slide fun! Have you tried something like this?

Like others have said, I wouldn't worry about squirting, although if you don't like squirting on the bed, I use an impermeable sheet rather than towels because don't have much risk of getting on the bed. And even more than that, I use 2 shirts one folded and placed underneath my gf and one that i have readily available to prevent squirting away from the bottom shirt. This way the impermeable sheet only acts as a back up and the shirts take up less volume in the washing machine. Also pee before and after having sex. Before reduces the amount of fluids, after reduces risk of UTI.

This has never happened to me because I'm in such a foul mood the day before that I just know. ;)

I bought these washable bed pads for an elderly parent who lived with us and had incontinence issues after she had them during a hospital stay.

They work great and wash out very well with oxy-clean/bleach if they become soiled. Plus, they're huge, so you don't need to worry about turning over, etc.

Just be prepared.

https://www.amazon.com/Priva-Waterproof-Protector-Absorbency-Guarantee/dp/B000FOA7C2?th=1

Just so you know...these are a lot more convenient. You can have them under your regular sheets so that you don't have to kill a mood or time by setting up! This is what we used.

http://www.amazon.com/Priva-Absorbent-Waterproof-Protector-52-Inch/dp/B000FOA7C2/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1394559088&sr=8-1&keywords=moisture+bed+pads