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Reddit mentions of Taken by the Pterodactyl (Dinosaur Erotica)

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Reddit mentions: 11

We found 11 Reddit mentions of Taken by the Pterodactyl (Dinosaur Erotica). Here are the top ones.

Taken by the Pterodactyl (Dinosaur Erotica)
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Found 11 comments on Taken by the Pterodactyl (Dinosaur Erotica):

u/I_giveth · 13 pointsr/Instagramreality

Hmmmm...... sounds like you might enjoy Taken by the Pterodactyl

u/JustOneVote · 5 pointsr/AskMen

I tried looking for Taken by the Pterodactyl but came up empty. Your websites don't have the smut I need, old man.

u/dbthrowaway_987654 · 2 pointsr/DeadBedrooms

Have you seen those self published books about the dinosaur porn? They are hilarious! The logistics though...human woman and T-Rex? She had to take some creative liberties with how anatomy works.

(Between you and me I don't think they're based on science.)

ETA link and excerpt- seemed wrong not to.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00NP1NNR8/ref=rdr_ext_sb_ti_sims_3

One pterodactyl swoops in and picks her up, taking her to his nest. She fully expects to be eaten by the massive beast, but when it starts to peck her clothes away, leaving her naked, she begins to understand that the pterodactyl might have carnal pleasures in mind. Dianne finds herself excited by the prospect and acquiesces. But can Dianne accommodate such a massive creature?

And Italians are some of the sexiest people on the planet so there is a segue there :)

u/Terrastrum · 1 pointr/lonely

> I think this is the definition of underestimating someone. Just sayin'.

Incorrect, underestimating is seeing what someone has and under valuing it or disregarding it. I did not see what you held until you showed me. And now that you have, I value it as highly as it obviously should be.

> .......true....

Silly little lizard. Next time try it on the other side of the fence, it's fun. 8)

> You trying to kill the glory that is our wallversations? Because I'm not okay with that.

Not so much kill them, just... Well, I'm starting to feel as though what I am saying is more for your eyes only.

> Masochist!

Does that mean you're a Sadist?

> Uuuuuummm.... that's called plagiarism, so now we're going to have to scrap the WHOLE FREAKING BOOK. THANKS, MAN.

I AIN'T PLAGIARIZED NOTHING IN MY LIFE. IT WAS AN EXAMPLE OF HOW AN IDEA CAN WORK, NOT AN EXAMPLE OF AN IDEA I STOLE. I'm gonna mess you up, girl.

> Oh no, you are not starting ANOTHER dissing contest. You're just going to have to learn to live with your humiliating defeat.

I'm not starting a dissing contest. I'm starting a dissing ONSLAUGHT. Where you just get FUCKED UP by sick, awesome disses. 8D

> Where do you even come up with this shit?

I've been around, my love. I've seen the shores that border on other worlds. I've seen things your nightmares would fear.

And I would LOVE to write a romance novel as stupid as SOME - OF - THESE.

> HaHa! You're old! And joke's on you, MY COLLAR DIDN'T HAVE A BELL.

Yeah, well...

Mine did.

> You just had to say it, didn't you?

Say what? That's what Insane Clown Posse is, you know, ICP.

> As long as "floozies" isn't in that definition, then we're good.

Alright that's good. Can they still wear red dresses?

u/Dragovic · 1 pointr/Metal

No but if you're interested here's some pterodactyl erotica Amazon is selling that you might enjoy. Personally I'm more a fan of Tetris erotica though recently I've grown a bit of a taste for Clippy erotica.

u/the_reddit_neophyte · 1 pointr/funny

“Book for kids”
So we are not gonna talk about the fact that when you search for this on Amazon you also can find Dinosaur Erotica: Taken by the Pterodactyl (Dinosaur Erotica) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00NP1NNR8/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_Zk76BbM4ZCT1F

TIL Dinosaur Erotica is a thing...

u/UnsinkableRubberDuck · 1 pointr/funny

Maybe this one, Taken by the Pterodactyl?