Reddit mentions of The Thinker's Thesaurus: Sophisticated Alternatives to Common Words (Expanded Second Edition)

It already exists: The Thinker's Thesaurus: Sophisticated Alternatives to Common Words.

There was a thread about it on here not too long ago. Can't find it now. Anyway the book takes your normal intelligible English and shits out incomprehensible grandiloquent sesquipedaloquiaciousness. It's glorious.

Here you go, friend.

Speak with class

look fancy doing it

and

...

Dress with style and sophistication

...

How to play the part

and

also

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I don't know if it counts as reading, but I've always wanted "The Thinker's Thesaurus". I'm fascinated with language, but common dictionaries and thesauruses bore me. I crave verbosity! Tangible version please. :)