Best products from r/AbsoluteUnits
We found 23 comments on r/AbsoluteUnits discussing the most recommended products. We ran sentiment analysis on each of these comments to determine how redditors feel about different products. We found 26 products and ranked them based on the amount of positive reactions they received. Here are the top 20.
1. Petz Route Long Stick Play with a Kitten Made in Japan
- Comfortable and secure-fit inner-ear headphones with soft memory foam earpieces and just-fit body
- Superior sound isolation from background sound with memory foam earpieces
- Powerful 11mm neodymium driver unit
- 3.94ft (1.2m) color cord with gold-plated iPhone compatible slim plug
- S / M color memory foam earpieces included
Features:
▼ Read Reddit mentions2. Youngever 7 Cat Toys Assortment with 5 Refillable Catnip Fish Cat Toys and 2 Catnip Fur Mouse Cat Toys, Extra Catnip for Refill, for Cat, Puppy, Kitty, Kitten, Ferret, Rabbit
- CAT TOYS GREAT VALUE - 7 pcs cat toys with 5 Refillable Catnip Fish Cat Toys and 2 Catnip Fur Mouse Cat Toys, Extra Catnip for Refill.
- SIZE - Length varies from 7.5 inch to 8.6 inches. Perfect size for bite and carry.
- MATERIAL - Made of quality plush fabric, filled catnip, non-toxic, safe to use. 100% catnip inside. Each fish toy has zipper for catnip refill.
- BUSY CATS, HEALTHY CATS - Soft, cuddly and perfectly sized to bite and carry. Strong aromatic fragrance stimulates your cats to play. It keeps your cat busy when you’re away. Burning off extra energy from your kitties.
Features:
▼ Read Reddit mentions3. Sure Petcare -SureFlap - SureFeed - Microchip Pet Feeder - Selective-Automatic Pet Feeder Makes Meal Times Stress-Free, Suitable for Both Wet and Dry Food - MPF001
- DO YOU HAVE A HOUSE FULL OF PETS: Does one cat steal the others cat food... Stressful Feeding times... The selective feeder uses the pets Microchip ID or by wearing a lightweight RFID collar tag to communicate with the feeder and open for that specific pet. Feeders come standard with one tag; additional collar tags can be purchased separately. Ideally one feeder per pet.
- GREAT FOR PETS ON PRESCRIPTION DIETS: Holds 13.5 fl. oz, wet or dry pet food. The lid closes to form a seal with the neoprene lip, helping to retain moisture and to keep food fresh.
- KEY BENEFITS: Prevents food stealing and stress at mealtimes in multi-pet homes, keeps your pets healthier by controlling portions and helping keep weight under control. The selective pet feeder helps save money by not overfeeding expensive prescription foods and helping to avoid vet bills related to pet health conditions.
- MICROCHIP COMPATIBILITY: Works with 9 (Avid Secure), 10 (FDXA) and 15 (FDXB) digit microchip numbers; you can check with your veterinarian, pet shelter or animal rescue. Automatic Cat Feeder opens when the assigned pet microchip ID approaches, and closes when it moves away. Simple one button programming. VETERINARIAN RECOMMENDED.
- PERFECT GIFT: The SureFlap Microchip Pet Feeder is a great gift for pet lovers and cat lovers – making happier mealtimes for all. THREE YEAR WARRANTY.
Features:
▼ Read Reddit mentions4. sunyou Plush Cute Seal Pillow - Stuffed Cotton Soft Animal Toy Grey 27.5 inch/70cm (Large) Gift for/Family/Friends
♥ This cute seal plush pillow is the best gift for Children/Family/Friends, it will express your Love and Thanksgiving.♥ Rich PP cotton filler and made of skin friendly silk wadding and soft plush, give you better skin touch feeling.It is super soft and it feels like you are hugging a cloud.♥ ...
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6. Levenkeness 3D Simulation Bread Shape Plush Pillow,Soft Butter Toast Bread Food Cushion Stuffed Toy for Home Decor 31.4"
●Simulation toast bread shape plush pillow, 3D printing, delicate plush fabric, very interesting and realistic and vivid, really novel food throw pillow.●The bread food pillows are made of high quality short plush and feel comfortable. The high-grade PP cotton is filled, full, shaped and will no...
▼ Read Reddit mentions7. IMALENT MS18 Brightest Flashlight 100,000 Lumens, 18pcs Cree XHP70 2nd LEDs,Long Throw Up to 1350 Meters, with OLED Display and Built-in Cooling Tools (MS18W Warm White Light)
SUPER BRIGHT: The MS18W is the biggest and brightest Imalent flashlight on the market. With a solid build and blinding brightness, MS18W rechargeable flashlight comes with 18pcs Cree XHP70 2nd high lumens LEDs, output up to 100,000 lumens, its lighting distance is up to 1350m. Good for power outage,...
▼ Read Reddit mentions8. Android 8.1 Barcode Scanner MUNBYN Rugged Handheld Mobile Terminal with 1D Honeywell Laser Reader, Touch Screen, Camera, Wireless 4G WiFi GPS BT for Delivery Shipping Warehouse Retail Inventory System
- [Android 9.0 OS]: Smooth Android system with Cortex-A53 64bit Quad-Core, 2G RAM+16G ROM which enables you the ability to handle multiple tasks simultaneously. Google play supported & SDK available
- [1D Honeywell laser scanner]: Extraordinary accuracy and speed are constantly improving your work efficiency. For special requirements of bar code operations, such as removing check digits, scanning single character bar code. There is a way to solve it with this scanner
- [4800mAh lithium rechargeable battery]: Support employees to carry out high-intensity, three-shift work activities. Continuous working time 12 hours, locked standby time more than 18 days
- [Rugged & Durable handheld Scanner]: With IP66 water and dustproof capability, workers can still expect reliable performance if they drop it to the concrete carelessly, using it in dusty or wet areas
- [What you get]: 1* Android Barcode Scanner, 1 *Type-C Cable, 1* Screen Protector, 1* User Manual, Whole-life service. ( If you need the devices in bulk, we can test the software for you before purchasing.)
Features:
▼ Read Reddit mentions9. Astor Bidet Fresh Water Spray Non-Electric Mechanical Bidet Toilet Seat Attachment CB-1000
- DITCH THE SCRATCHY TOILET PAPER AND UNSANITARY WET WIPES: The Astor Bidet is the sanitary, Earth-friendly solion that leaves you feeling cleaner than conventional paper and wet wipes.
- INSTALLS IN 10 MINUTES WITH ONLY A SCREWDRIVER: The premium quality bidet sprayer attaches to your existing toilet seat and doesn't use electricity or require special parts - everything you need is included in the box - making it a great value.
- AFFORDABLE UPGRADE TURNS YOUR TOILET INTO A LUXURIOUS BIDET: Using water pressure alone, the Astor Bidet provides a more comfortable, hygienic experience - you'll never want to go back to coarse toilet paper.
- ADJUST THE FRESH WATER SPRAY TO YOUR PREFERENCE: Your comfort is our priority - the custom dial lets you control the water sprayer pressure for the most enjoyable clean possible.
- ECO-WISE DESIGN: Besides saving toilet paper, the premium Astor bidet also works just as well when the lights go out. No batteries or electricity required: our engineering works purely on the pressure already existing in your water pipes.
Features:
▼ Read Reddit mentions10. Scotch-Brite Disposable Toilet Scrubber Starter Kit, Disposable Refills with Built-In Cleaner, Scrubs Under the Rim, Includes 1 Handle, Storage Caddy and 5 Refills
Genuine scotch-brite brand scrubbing powerShaped to access stains hidden under the rimBuilt-in bleach alternative cleaner with pumice scrubs away rust and hard water stainsFlexing head design allows maximum contact with the toilet bowlContains 5 disposable scrubber refills, 1 handle and 1 caddy
▼ Read Reddit mentions11. Keeper 1" Wide Collar Hidden Prong with snap - OD Green (19")
Comes with 2.2 mm Chrome LinksMolded snap for easy on and offWelded steel leash D-ring1" wide with leather backing, martingale style collarSizes run large; please refer to sizing chart
▼ Read Reddit mentions12. Catit Senses 2.0 Digger Interactive Cat Toy
- Cat slow feeder designed to help greedy eaters eat at a healthier pace
- The cat food bowl features multiple tubes that stimulate natural pawing behavior in a fun manner
- This cat puzzle is for use with dry kibble and treats
- Easy to disassemble and clean; simply remove the rounded green tubes from the food bowl and handwash
- Rubber mat secures the cat bowl into place to prevent tipping
- Made of BPA-free materials
- Catit Senses 2.0 is a product line developed to activate your cat’s senses; Our cat toys encourage your cat to use sight, smell, taste, touch and hearing to stimulate their natural instincts indoors
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▼ Read Reddit mentions13. Lipton Gallon-Sized Iced Tea Bags Picked At The Peak of Freshness Unsweetened Can Help Support a Healthy Heart 48 Oz 48 Count
- Lipton Iced Tea bags let you easily brew a gallon of refreshing iced tea
- Made with real tea leaves specially blended for iced tea
- Tasty, refreshing Lipton Iced Tea is the perfect addition to any meal
- Consuming flavonoids as part of your everyday diet can help support a healthy heart. Like other hot and iced tea, wine and cocoa, Lipton Iced Tea contains flavonoids.
- Lipton Black Tea is made with only 100% rainforest alliance certified tea bags
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▼ Read Reddit mentions14. Bosch HC2109 5/8 In. x 39 In. SDS-plus Bulldog Rotary Hammer Bit
- Optimized brazing and hardening process for long life
- 15 percent faster (compared to S4L)
- Bosch-made carbide tip is tougher and more durable under heavy loads
- Proprietary Bosch hardening process results in more holes per bit
- Ideal for anchoring and through-hole applications in concrete
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▼ Read Reddit mentions15. KOOLTAIL Plaid Dog Hoodie Pet Clothes Sweaters with Hat
S- Neck girth: 10 inches, chest girth: 16 inches, back length: 12inchesMaterial: 65% polyester, 35% cotton, soft and comfortable, machine washableBack has a hole, leash can through it, convenient for walkingClassics plaid pattern, kangaroo pocket, makes your pet cooler and cuter.NOTICE:Our Pattern h...
▼ Read Reddit mentions16. 2Pairs 3D Socks Unisex Adult Big Kids Animal Paw Crew Socks - Sublimated Print (dog+cat)
- Material: 80% Polyester,10% Cotton and 10% Spandex, excellent elasticity, comfortable and funny to wear.ONE SIZE FITS MOST - Comfortably fits most feet up to men's size 13. FUN COSTUME - Wear them as the finishing touch on that animal costume.
- Different pattern options-There are 10 different animals for you to choose, Cat, Dog, Elephant, Tiger, Horse, Eagle, Pig, Donkey, Zebra and Dinosaur.With the paw socks,TURN YOUR FEET INTO PAWS - Hilarious socks turn your feet into the paws of your favorite animal.Size:Around 33*9cm(13*3.6inch)
- Hilarious socks turn your feet into the paws of your favorite animal, Best Gift for family and friends.
- SOFT AND COMFORTABLE - Made from an easy-wear polyester fabric with just the right amount of stretch. Machine washable
- A GREAT GIFT - Get them for the animal lover with a sense of humor.Suitable for both kids and adults. Best Gift for Halloween and Christmas and for daily use.
Features:
▼ Read Reddit mentions17. Noctua NH-U14S TR4-SP3, Premium-Grade CPU Cooler for AMD sTRX4/TR4/SP3 (140mm, Brown)
- Award-winning NH-U14S cooler: more than 250 awards and recommendations from international hardware websites and magazines
- 140mm size for maximum performance
- Tailored custom version for AMD’s sTRX4/TR4/SP3 platform (Ryzen Threadripper / Epyc)
- Quiet, premium-grade NF-A15 140mm fan with PWM for automatic speed control
- Renowned Noctua quality, deluxe choice for TR4 & sTRX4 AMD Ryzen Threadripper CPUs (e.g. 3990X, 2950X, 2920X, Epyc 7003/7002/7001 series)
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▼ Read Reddit mentions18. SNICKERS Slice n' Share Giant Candy Bar Chocolate Gift & Chocolate Stocking Stuffer, 1-lbs. Bar
Contains one (1) 1-lb. giant SNICKERS Slice n' Share Chocolate Candy BarGrab nine of your closest friends to share this giant, 1-lb. SNICKERS BarGive as a holiday gift, stocking stuffer, birthday present, prize or gift basket extraTop off your favorite desserts with delicious SNICKERS Candy PiecesGi...
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Summary
1. Petz Route Long Stick Play with a Kitten Made in Japan
- Comfortable and secure-fit inner-ear headphones with soft memory foam earpieces and just-fit body
- Superior sound isolation from background sound with memory foam earpieces
- Powerful 11mm neodymium driver unit
- 3.94ft (1.2m) color cord with gold-plated iPhone compatible slim plug
- S / M color memory foam earpieces included
Features:
▼ Read Reddit mentions2. Youngever 7 Cat Toys Assortment with 5 Refillable Catnip Fish Cat Toys and 2 Catnip Fur Mouse Cat Toys, Extra Catnip for Refill, for Cat, Puppy, Kitty, Kitten, Ferret, Rabbit
- CAT TOYS GREAT VALUE - 7 pcs cat toys with 5 Refillable Catnip Fish Cat Toys and 2 Catnip Fur Mouse Cat Toys, Extra Catnip for Refill.
- SIZE - Length varies from 7.5 inch to 8.6 inches. Perfect size for bite and carry.
- MATERIAL - Made of quality plush fabric, filled catnip, non-toxic, safe to use. 100% catnip inside. Each fish toy has zipper for catnip refill.
- BUSY CATS, HEALTHY CATS - Soft, cuddly and perfectly sized to bite and carry. Strong aromatic fragrance stimulates your cats to play. It keeps your cat busy when you’re away. Burning off extra energy from your kitties.
Features:
▼ Read Reddit mentions3. Sure Petcare -SureFlap - SureFeed - Microchip Pet Feeder - Selective-Automatic Pet Feeder Makes Meal Times Stress-Free, Suitable for Both Wet and Dry Food - MPF001
- DO YOU HAVE A HOUSE FULL OF PETS: Does one cat steal the others cat food... Stressful Feeding times... The selective feeder uses the pets Microchip ID or by wearing a lightweight RFID collar tag to communicate with the feeder and open for that specific pet. Feeders come standard with one tag; additional collar tags can be purchased separately. Ideally one feeder per pet.
- GREAT FOR PETS ON PRESCRIPTION DIETS: Holds 13.5 fl. oz, wet or dry pet food. The lid closes to form a seal with the neoprene lip, helping to retain moisture and to keep food fresh.
- KEY BENEFITS: Prevents food stealing and stress at mealtimes in multi-pet homes, keeps your pets healthier by controlling portions and helping keep weight under control. The selective pet feeder helps save money by not overfeeding expensive prescription foods and helping to avoid vet bills related to pet health conditions.
- MICROCHIP COMPATIBILITY: Works with 9 (Avid Secure), 10 (FDXA) and 15 (FDXB) digit microchip numbers; you can check with your veterinarian, pet shelter or animal rescue. Automatic Cat Feeder opens when the assigned pet microchip ID approaches, and closes when it moves away. Simple one button programming. VETERINARIAN RECOMMENDED.
- PERFECT GIFT: The SureFlap Microchip Pet Feeder is a great gift for pet lovers and cat lovers – making happier mealtimes for all. THREE YEAR WARRANTY.
Features:
▼ Read Reddit mentions4. sunyou Plush Cute Seal Pillow - Stuffed Cotton Soft Animal Toy Grey 27.5 inch/70cm (Large) Gift for/Family/Friends
♥ This cute seal plush pillow is the best gift for Children/Family/Friends, it will express your Love and Thanksgiving.♥ Rich PP cotton filler and made of skin friendly silk wadding and soft plush, give you better skin touch feeling.It is super soft and it feels like you are hugging a cloud.♥ ...
▼ Read Reddit mentions6. Levenkeness 3D Simulation Bread Shape Plush Pillow,Soft Butter Toast Bread Food Cushion Stuffed Toy for Home Decor 31.4"
●Simulation toast bread shape plush pillow, 3D printing, delicate plush fabric, very interesting and realistic and vivid, really novel food throw pillow.●The bread food pillows are made of high quality short plush and feel comfortable. The high-grade PP cotton is filled, full, shaped and will no...
▼ Read Reddit mentions7. IMALENT MS18 Brightest Flashlight 100,000 Lumens, 18pcs Cree XHP70 2nd LEDs,Long Throw Up to 1350 Meters, with OLED Display and Built-in Cooling Tools (MS18W Warm White Light)
SUPER BRIGHT: The MS18W is the biggest and brightest Imalent flashlight on the market. With a solid build and blinding brightness, MS18W rechargeable flashlight comes with 18pcs Cree XHP70 2nd high lumens LEDs, output up to 100,000 lumens, its lighting distance is up to 1350m. Good for power outage,...
▼ Read Reddit mentions8. Android 8.1 Barcode Scanner MUNBYN Rugged Handheld Mobile Terminal with 1D Honeywell Laser Reader, Touch Screen, Camera, Wireless 4G WiFi GPS BT for Delivery Shipping Warehouse Retail Inventory System
- [Android 9.0 OS]: Smooth Android system with Cortex-A53 64bit Quad-Core, 2G RAM+16G ROM which enables you the ability to handle multiple tasks simultaneously. Google play supported & SDK available
- [1D Honeywell laser scanner]: Extraordinary accuracy and speed are constantly improving your work efficiency. For special requirements of bar code operations, such as removing check digits, scanning single character bar code. There is a way to solve it with this scanner
- [4800mAh lithium rechargeable battery]: Support employees to carry out high-intensity, three-shift work activities. Continuous working time 12 hours, locked standby time more than 18 days
- [Rugged & Durable handheld Scanner]: With IP66 water and dustproof capability, workers can still expect reliable performance if they drop it to the concrete carelessly, using it in dusty or wet areas
- [What you get]: 1* Android Barcode Scanner, 1 *Type-C Cable, 1* Screen Protector, 1* User Manual, Whole-life service. ( If you need the devices in bulk, we can test the software for you before purchasing.)
Features:
▼ Read Reddit mentions9. Astor Bidet Fresh Water Spray Non-Electric Mechanical Bidet Toilet Seat Attachment CB-1000
- DITCH THE SCRATCHY TOILET PAPER AND UNSANITARY WET WIPES: The Astor Bidet is the sanitary, Earth-friendly solion that leaves you feeling cleaner than conventional paper and wet wipes.
- INSTALLS IN 10 MINUTES WITH ONLY A SCREWDRIVER: The premium quality bidet sprayer attaches to your existing toilet seat and doesn't use electricity or require special parts - everything you need is included in the box - making it a great value.
- AFFORDABLE UPGRADE TURNS YOUR TOILET INTO A LUXURIOUS BIDET: Using water pressure alone, the Astor Bidet provides a more comfortable, hygienic experience - you'll never want to go back to coarse toilet paper.
- ADJUST THE FRESH WATER SPRAY TO YOUR PREFERENCE: Your comfort is our priority - the custom dial lets you control the water sprayer pressure for the most enjoyable clean possible.
- ECO-WISE DESIGN: Besides saving toilet paper, the premium Astor bidet also works just as well when the lights go out. No batteries or electricity required: our engineering works purely on the pressure already existing in your water pipes.
Features:
▼ Read Reddit mentions10. Scotch-Brite Disposable Toilet Scrubber Starter Kit, Disposable Refills with Built-In Cleaner, Scrubs Under the Rim, Includes 1 Handle, Storage Caddy and 5 Refills
Genuine scotch-brite brand scrubbing powerShaped to access stains hidden under the rimBuilt-in bleach alternative cleaner with pumice scrubs away rust and hard water stainsFlexing head design allows maximum contact with the toilet bowlContains 5 disposable scrubber refills, 1 handle and 1 caddy
▼ Read Reddit mentions11. Keeper 1" Wide Collar Hidden Prong with snap - OD Green (19")
Comes with 2.2 mm Chrome LinksMolded snap for easy on and offWelded steel leash D-ring1" wide with leather backing, martingale style collarSizes run large; please refer to sizing chart
▼ Read Reddit mentions12. Catit Senses 2.0 Digger Interactive Cat Toy
- Cat slow feeder designed to help greedy eaters eat at a healthier pace
- The cat food bowl features multiple tubes that stimulate natural pawing behavior in a fun manner
- This cat puzzle is for use with dry kibble and treats
- Easy to disassemble and clean; simply remove the rounded green tubes from the food bowl and handwash
- Rubber mat secures the cat bowl into place to prevent tipping
- Made of BPA-free materials
- Catit Senses 2.0 is a product line developed to activate your cat’s senses; Our cat toys encourage your cat to use sight, smell, taste, touch and hearing to stimulate their natural instincts indoors
Features:
▼ Read Reddit mentions13. Lipton Gallon-Sized Iced Tea Bags Picked At The Peak of Freshness Unsweetened Can Help Support a Healthy Heart 48 Oz 48 Count
- Lipton Iced Tea bags let you easily brew a gallon of refreshing iced tea
- Made with real tea leaves specially blended for iced tea
- Tasty, refreshing Lipton Iced Tea is the perfect addition to any meal
- Consuming flavonoids as part of your everyday diet can help support a healthy heart. Like other hot and iced tea, wine and cocoa, Lipton Iced Tea contains flavonoids.
- Lipton Black Tea is made with only 100% rainforest alliance certified tea bags
Features:
▼ Read Reddit mentions14. Bosch HC2109 5/8 In. x 39 In. SDS-plus Bulldog Rotary Hammer Bit
- Optimized brazing and hardening process for long life
- 15 percent faster (compared to S4L)
- Bosch-made carbide tip is tougher and more durable under heavy loads
- Proprietary Bosch hardening process results in more holes per bit
- Ideal for anchoring and through-hole applications in concrete
Features:
▼ Read Reddit mentions15. KOOLTAIL Plaid Dog Hoodie Pet Clothes Sweaters with Hat
S- Neck girth: 10 inches, chest girth: 16 inches, back length: 12inchesMaterial: 65% polyester, 35% cotton, soft and comfortable, machine washableBack has a hole, leash can through it, convenient for walkingClassics plaid pattern, kangaroo pocket, makes your pet cooler and cuter.NOTICE:Our Pattern h...
▼ Read Reddit mentions16. 2Pairs 3D Socks Unisex Adult Big Kids Animal Paw Crew Socks - Sublimated Print (dog+cat)
- Material: 80% Polyester,10% Cotton and 10% Spandex, excellent elasticity, comfortable and funny to wear.ONE SIZE FITS MOST - Comfortably fits most feet up to men's size 13. FUN COSTUME - Wear them as the finishing touch on that animal costume.
- Different pattern options-There are 10 different animals for you to choose, Cat, Dog, Elephant, Tiger, Horse, Eagle, Pig, Donkey, Zebra and Dinosaur.With the paw socks,TURN YOUR FEET INTO PAWS - Hilarious socks turn your feet into the paws of your favorite animal.Size:Around 33*9cm(13*3.6inch)
- Hilarious socks turn your feet into the paws of your favorite animal, Best Gift for family and friends.
- SOFT AND COMFORTABLE - Made from an easy-wear polyester fabric with just the right amount of stretch. Machine washable
- A GREAT GIFT - Get them for the animal lover with a sense of humor.Suitable for both kids and adults. Best Gift for Halloween and Christmas and for daily use.
Features:
▼ Read Reddit mentions17. Noctua NH-U14S TR4-SP3, Premium-Grade CPU Cooler for AMD sTRX4/TR4/SP3 (140mm, Brown)
- Award-winning NH-U14S cooler: more than 250 awards and recommendations from international hardware websites and magazines
- 140mm size for maximum performance
- Tailored custom version for AMD’s sTRX4/TR4/SP3 platform (Ryzen Threadripper / Epyc)
- Quiet, premium-grade NF-A15 140mm fan with PWM for automatic speed control
- Renowned Noctua quality, deluxe choice for TR4 & sTRX4 AMD Ryzen Threadripper CPUs (e.g. 3990X, 2950X, 2920X, Epyc 7003/7002/7001 series)
Features:
▼ Read Reddit mentions18. SNICKERS Slice n' Share Giant Candy Bar Chocolate Gift & Chocolate Stocking Stuffer, 1-lbs. Bar
Contains one (1) 1-lb. giant SNICKERS Slice n' Share Chocolate Candy BarGrab nine of your closest friends to share this giant, 1-lb. SNICKERS BarGive as a holiday gift, stocking stuffer, birthday present, prize or gift basket extraTop off your favorite desserts with delicious SNICKERS Candy PiecesGi...
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Sure thing! :) These looked neat, but my cat would rather play with pencils, so I've mostly given up on cute cat toys.
Link please! Last time I looked for a product like this they all looked terrible. Edit: nvm looks like I just didn't want to spend $300 for two feeders. This looks pretty great though: SureFeed Microchip Pet Feeder https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00O0UIPTY/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_dDz8BbBFAGS50
Your cat is beautiful. Here's a toy they might like, btw.
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https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B005DIE62W/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o00_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1
This seems like a cheaper alternative, still with good reviews:
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01N4NMDQB/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o05_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1
Love You Forever https://www.amazon.com/dp/0920668372/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_ZoouDbXYX869F
But this is better! Well, more realistic at any rate, lol.
Levenkeness 3D Simulation Bread Shape Plush Pillow,Soft Butter Toast Bread Food Cushion Stuffed Toy for Home Decor 31.4" https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07QLCLJ2Q/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_1FaLDb463RDB5
Based on shape, it looks like this one from Amazon. Mighty expensive. IMALENT MS18 Flashlight 100,000 Lumens, 18pcs Cree XHP70 2nd LEDs,Long Throw Up to 1350 meters, with OLED Display and Built-in Cooling Tools (MS18W Warm Light) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07Z4JJTMN/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_o390Db6F9MAHZ
I hope this is a step towards having something like these bad bois as a regular smartphone. If you improved the specs a bit and added calling and a headphone jack, I'd be all over that.
There was another about a couple who has a poop sponge they would attach to one of these to wipe... They were so proud of their ingenuity too
Also they would re-use the poop sponge. Honestly though all people should get a bidet, we should not be wiping our asses in 2018, we have mechanical robots that will wash them for us for $25 on Amazon.
Since you said it looks awful because of his short fur I thought I'd recommend Keeper Collars. They're basically prong collars on the inside but look like a regular collar on the outside. I use one!
Leerburg Keeper Collars
Keeper Collars on Amazon
I've heard good things about this feeder. The cat has to work for it.
Something like this maybe?
https://www.amazon.com/Lipton-Gallon-Sized-Black-Iced-Unsweetened/dp/B00286KM2A
Your comment reminds me of this monstrosity
https://www.amazon.com/Socks-Unisex-Adult-Animal-Crew/dp/B0797T2BST/ref=mp_s_a_1_3?dchild=1&keywords=cat%2Bpaw%2Bsocks&psc=1&qid=1571779976&sprefix=cat%2Bpaw%2B&sr=8-3&th=1
https://smile.amazon.com/SNICKERS-Christmas-Slice-Chocolate-1-Pound/dp/B0063HMIRW
but honestly... don't
Coming from the one that doesn’t know what there talking about
similar for 14 bucks
That enermax AIO thing. I just ordered https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B074DX2SX7
That’s how it’s designed
KOOLTAIL Plaid Dog Hoodie for... https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07DCM4RL6?ref=ppx_pop_mob_ap_share
When ya neck thinner than ya arms
That bo needs one of these https://www.amazon.com/BFS-4-Way-Neck-Machine/dp/B004EZT972