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Depending on flexible you are back there, there are two different ways to go.

Once you got your toy and yourself lubed up, slowly insert the toy until you encounter resistance. Then withdraw the toy slight and push it in again while relaxing your sphincter. It is kind of hard to describe as you push kind of liking going to bathroom, but you don't need or want to push too hard. This is how I can easily take my med/bruiser's knot with the only warm-up being it's shaft.

Now, I can also take a large/Xar knot's with barely any warm-up as well, but the technique is different. I usually use my med/bruiser's cumtube to get myself lubed up on the inside. Next, I insert my Xar as far as it will naturally go. Then I just simply keep the pressure there and focus on relaxing my body. Eventually, my Xar will just start to slip in on its own. It is important at this point to stay relaxed and let it slide as much as possible.

Now, I also have a few toys that gradually get wider such as an XL/trent that I can use to loosen myself up and make taking the Xar's knot a lot easier, but it isn't necessary.

Also, you need to be sure you have some lube inside your body. This makes things much easier as most of the lube on the toy slips off and you insert it. Cumtubes are great for this, but do get in the way once things get going. That's why I have some toys with and without tubes. If you want to save some money, you can just get a lube launcher (http://www.amazon.com/Cleanstream-AC221-XL-Lubricant-Launcher/dp/B008ASBIU0)

Finally, some lubes are better than others. BD's cumlube is pretty good, but I cannot recommend j-lube enough. Put some powder in a small bottle and add water until you reach your desired viscosity (I find thicker to be better.) It is the best for vaginal play as it is mostly sugar (bacteria love that stuff) and it can be a pain to wash off your skin (but that is way it stays slippery for a long time.)

Ultimately, you should be able to kage's knot, you may just need more foreplay. Maybe start with some fingers, then just the shaft, and slowly work your way down the knot.

Bought the F-Machine Pro II about 6 months ago and it’s been working great! You can also get an adapter that’ll let you attach any toy with a flat base.

This thing has lots of power and a minimal noise level. It has an adjustable stroke length, but you need to stop the machine to change it (takes less than 30 seconds) but then you can get right back to using it. Storage wise; the thing breaks down pretty easily and you can have it set up and pounding you inside of 5 minutes. You’ll spend more time prepping yourself than you will prepping the machine.

I’d fully recommend going for it if your budget can handle it - it’s one of the coolest sex related thing we have and I wish I had bought one sooner! Hope this helps!

Boy do I have a bit of news for you.

J-Lube is pretty amazing stuff. Also, comparatively speaking it's dirt cheap. It's possible to get a similar texture/look by adding a combination of coconut milk, and possibly a little egg white for texture. If you mix it up really well, then let it sit for a couple hours so that it starts to separate again, it looks even more realistic.

And best of all, for about $2/gallon, plus the cost of coconut milk and egg white, this is fiscally possible, if not so responsible.

Word to the wise, do not attempt to stand up in a pool of J-Lube. You will slip and fall, or so I've heard. Cause I've definitely never wrestled in a kiddy pool of JLube. Nope.

Also, when it's time to clean up, salt, and lots of it.

I've had good luck with this sort of thing (although not the exact item below):


https://www.amazon.com/Perfect-Enema-Cleansing-Silicone-HealthGoodsIn/dp/B00DTOLP7Q


The instructions recommend the short nozzle for colon douching. That'll work OK for the first pass, but you might try the longer wand for followup since it'll get water deeper inside you for a more complete clean, so long as you insert it gently to not do any damage by poking too hard.


Also myweatheredsoul has a useful link here:


https://www.reddit.com/r/BadDragon/comments/ab1kfo/how_to_clean_your_ass_before_anal_sex_i_found_a/

Well, 2" and 2.5" may only be a difference of half an inch in terms of diameter, but the key factor here is circumference, and the difference there is a lot larger- over two inches! 5.25" for the shaft vs. 7.43" for the knot. It'll take some time to get it in, but it'll happen eventually. Just GO SLOW AND BE CAREFUL. Use lube, lots and lots and lots of it; there's no such thing as too much (and j-lube https://smile.amazon.com/dp/B006G2S17A/ is very highly recommended for getting large things inside yourself painlessly). People also recommend that trying to get one side of the knot in first makes things easier- aim it so that one of the bulges of the knot is pointed forwards, towards your taint, and rock the toy back and forth against your tailhole; that might help a lot. AGAIN, BE CAREFUL.

I just wash mine in the dishwasher after each use. The ones without cum tubes I will lie down in the top rack. Toys with cumtubes go in the bottom rack standing up so the water washes down the inside and I arrange the tube like a maze through the tines so it doesn't fall down and contact the spray arm. Works great for me and they always come out super clean. I also put my syringe and lube shooter in the dishwasher. I had to get a special syringe online that's set up for heavy duty use and has silicone o-rings that are replaceable so I can use the dishwasher. A lot of the cheap disposable syringes will get damaged in the dishwasher. On the upside that one works great because it's set up to be used one handed so it makes operation much simpler.

I posted something similar here but use butt plugs if you've got em. I use this this butt plug set to warm up for 20 or so minutes into my Chance Medium. Just last week i was able to finally take my stallion balls deep, woohoo! Anyway becareful and have fun!

I snagged a Small Rex, Medium Gryphon, and a Medium Vasu <3

I'd recommend something like this. I got all my BD toys with suction cups (those that needed them anyway) but I did buy that stand-alone suction cup to attach to one of my other toys.

I used a drill bit about 2/3rd the thickness of the shaft of that suction cup to drill a hole for it in the toy and was able to force it in all the way - if you know what I mean ;). Thanks to the ridges on the cup you don't need to worry about it slipping out on its own. I've been pretty rough with it and even tried pulling it out but its stuck there pretty tight.

For my toybox, I just got this recently (https://smile.amazon.com/gp/product/B00JGIM1PE/). I'm going to modify it a little and add a hanging shelf.

As for bags, I bought a few on Etsy but I think I'm going to make my own moving forward. A few names such as SirenSatchels, TheCockSockShop, and TwistedNethers come to mind that I found to have a pretty good selection.

As for cheaper toys; I'm happy to say after this BlackFriday I am tossing the last of my non-body-safe garbage in the trash.

I have 2 of these I store all my toys in. I've shared these so many times. Best purchased ever!

Vaultz VZ03806 Locking Dorm Chest with Tether, Secure Valuables with 2 Combination Locks, Floral Design, 19 x 7.5 x 14 Inches, Pink https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07BFRHR87/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apap_qoWYA3ivaqYKZ

I have this one. I went recently to get the smaller version to have to travel and saw it’s unavailable and bought this. I will be testing it out tonight. I love my original though. Easy to clean and I can move the toy higher or lower for whatever angle I’m into. Just gotta put a towel under it to catch the mess. I’m hoping the new tables lip will help with the mess some as well.

That’s awful :( as someone who has an extremely nosey family, I feel you. I personally would suggest going onto amazon and buying this lock box it might not be the most hidden, but it stores easily under your bed or in your closet and no one can open it unless they have the key. It fits tons of toys! I have a good 10-15 in mine. Good luck!

This works pretty well. It’s thin enough to fit into BadDragon cumlube bottles and holds a generous amount.

BD lube is water based so you should be able to thin it out before use.

You should also think about getting some jlube mix and food-grade titanium dioxide pigment to just make your own cumlube in large quantities with the thickness you desire.

Just one $20 bottle of that stuff can make up to 8 gallons of sticky cum-like lube. It's effectively the same stuff as what BD sells and it was also used as the xenomorph slime in the Aliens films!

Have fun!

I'm super prone to UTIs, and this lube has worked really well for me https://www.amazon.com/ID-Personal-Lubricant-17-Ounce-Bottle/dp/B00BFXOT7Q/ref=sr_1_1?keywords=id%2Bglide&qid=1556915565&s=gateway&sr=8-1&th=1

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also I take this supplement daily and it has done wonders to reduce and treat my UTIs! It've been able to avoid antibiotics on multiple occasions by taking a couple extra when I feel one coming on https://www.amazon.com/D-Mannose-Capsules-Cranberry-Dandelion-Infection/dp/B01LX5KGF0/ref=sr_1_7?keywords=d+manose&qid=1556915573&s=gateway&sr=8-7-spell

I feel pretty blessed in this aspect. My toys are usually in my dresser. My mom never comes in my room, and if she does, and then opens my dresser, she won't care. She knows.

Here's a couple locking boxes/chests from Amazon, that won't break the bank, you might look into:

Number 1
Number 2
Number 3

I have two of these for my toys:

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B005JCZI5G/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o04_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

Relatively flat, so they fit under a standard bed, enough space to fit a good chunk of toys, and easily lockable.

Hey OP,
Could you send me a link to the bed fellas, I can't seem to find anything about it.

Also, these are nice. The price likes to double randomly, so make sure it's around $50 cad, not $100 cad. https://www.amazon.ca/gp/aw/d/B00EJZ4OPE/ref=ox_sc_saved_image_1?smid=A3DWYIK6Y9EEQB&psc=1

These work well if your bed is raised, but large / extra large BD toys won’t fit. I also use ammo boxes here

Oh noes! Lol.

This is the one I have...

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07DD7L7S7/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_71i6CbJXJ7CWC

I use this UV flashlight for all of my photos 😁

Black Light UV Flashlight, Vansky 2019 Upgraded UV lights 51 LED Ultraviolet Blacklight Pet Urine Detector For Dog/Cat Urine,Dry Stains,Bed Bug, Matching with Pet Odor Eliminator https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07DD7L7S7/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_lwLWDbT58R8K2

I hope that links it right. Takes 3 AA batteries

Probably not :/ You could try implementing a permanent Vac-U-Lock system with one of these. Not sure of the best way, but if you drilled/cut a hole into the bottom of the toy for the Vac-U-Lock and got some silicone from Smooth-On to fill in the rest of the hole, you could probably make a decent suction cup for your toy.

Don't get one. They aren't worth it. You're better off buying a $5 injector on amazon. I regret getting the one I did. The tube gets messy if you don't have the syringe on it while using it because it tends to suck stuff back into the tube if its not pressurized. The cord is a pain to dry and clean. The cord hangs free and gets in the way. It's just not worth it.

Get one of these, cheaper and cleaner and more effective.

https://www.amazon.com/Cleanstream-AC221-XL-Lubricant-Launcher/dp/B008ASBIU0/ref=sr_1_2_s_it?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1484977453&sr=1-2&keywords=xl+lube

I prefer my Feit Electric Blacklight bulb on a swing arm task lamp the most over a flashlight-size (maybe because it's too compact, haha), but here's what I've used. The bulb is also far faster at charging.

https://www.homedepot.com/p/Feit-Electric-60-Watt-Equivalent-A19-Medium-E26-Base-LED-Black-Light-Party-Light-Bulb-BPA19-BLB-LED/300059561

https://www.lowes.com/pd/CRAFTSMAN-Miniature-Flashlight-Battery-Included/1001033788

Edit: Actual lamp, I have no idea. I've had it for over 10 years, haha.

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Other people have linked this flashlight a few times, but I haven't used it myself: https://www.amazon.com/Flashlight-Vansky-Ultraviolet-Blacklight-Eliminator/dp/B07DD7L7S7

There are third party options of adding a SUCTION cup by drilling a small hole in the base and then adding a barbed suction cup in


Example of what I'm talking about: https://www.amazon.com/Doc-Johnson-Vac-U-Lock-Accessories-Compatible/dp/B00162S422&ved=0ahUKEwj024KM4rDXAhUJLyYKHTXlCrEQFghBMAA&usg=AOvVaw0Ek3jZJDk_IiQhQr-u4WUs


Don't have personal experience but have seen others do it with sucess.

holy crap that is alot! well I didn't mention a price but I payed 39$ US for it I may plan on getting another for my high heels and latex stuff. You would want this link for canada.

I've been keeping mine wrapped in flour sack towel (supposed to be lint free) in a small latched trunk I bought from Micheals craft store. My collection has grown because of the BF sale so I'm making little drawstring sacks to keep them in and getting a bigger trunk https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00EJZ4OPE/ref=s9_dcacsd_dcoop_bw_c_x_1_w?th=1

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we use this....

https://www.amazon.com/Cleanstream-AC221-XL-Lubricant-Launcher/dp/B008ASBIU0/ref=pd_lpo_vtph_121_tr_img_2?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=PAJ6Z4GZJCHNHJ58CS9M

Lot of folks around here use j-lube, makes a similar consistency as cum lube but doesn't have the same color.

But one of their containers claims to make 6 gallons of lubricant for ~15 bucks. https://www.amazon.com/JorVet-J0109-J-Lube-Lubric-Pwd-10Oz/dp/B006G2S17A?th=1

:P I got mine from Amazon at http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B006G2S17A/ref=oh_details_o03_s00_i03?ie=UTF8&psc=1

I haven't had a chance to try it with Chance (Hey, I needed that pun) or any other toys yet (Damn not having any cheap rent close to work), but I tried just mixing it up.

Apparently with the same amount of water that comes out as tears when you get it in your eyes, it is EXTREMELY sticky and stringy, more so than CumLube. Just keep adding water and it will get... watery. (Yes, that's a bad one)

One of my friends got me onto it after he couldn't get a consistency he wanted from lubes at the supermarket.

I've been tempted to mix some with milk, but I have no idea what the results would be. Maybe one day...




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ANTS LOVE IT. Make sure you either have it in a sealed container or wrapped up in a plastic bag if you have an ant problem. They won't make it into the bottle, but will die trying. ...Or maybe my ants are just kinky