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I invite you to read a couple of books, both of which I really enjoyed.

One, Two, Three...Infinity by George Gamow (that link is almost certainly an act of piracy, but I doubt the author would mind because he dedicated his life to spreading knowledge), and

Everything and More by David Foster Wallace. That's a publication which is so recent that if you want to read it, you'll have to cough up money. Go ahead and do it: it's so interesting that it's worth the eight bucks for the e-book easily. Don't worry, it's not an affiliate link, I stand to gain nothing from your purchase.

Both of those books talk about the mind-blowing idea that there are multiplie levels of infinity, with some infinities being much bigger than other infinities. The state of the art in thinking about infinities is so brain-hurting that David Foster Wallace's book was published 40 years after George Gamow's book, and includes a relatively small number of concepts that weren't in the older book (which isn't to say that they're insignificant--they're ideas about infinity so by necessity they're huge). One of the things I liked about David Foster Wallace's book is that it actually has a formula for quantifying how much bigger a higher-level infinity is than a lower-level infinity. Nobody in Gamow's day had come up with anything like that yet, they were just waving their arms talking about "huge" and "huger".

Sure! I initially got the idea from Oprah’s favorite things and thought it’d be good for my mom cause she has always had bad feet and uses tennis balls to help keep them loose. I ended up with this model cause Oprah’s was way expensive.

https://www.amazon.com/Miko-Shiatsu-Foot-Deep-Kneading-Multi-Level/dp/B01H5QZ5X8/ref=mp_s_a_1_11?keywords=electric+foot+massager&qid=1573158332&sprefix=electric+foot&sr=8-11

We all liked it in terms of loosening up your toes and the front 2/3 of the foot, but would have liked something that could help the heel as well. Never the less, it’s easy to use and my feet felt amazing afterwords. It just takes a little getting used to if you’re ticklish!

Yep! It's really great, and way easier than you'd expect. I don't make my every day bread, but anytime I'm having people over for dinner or making something special I bake bread. And sometimes I do it just because! I'd recommend checking out Flour Water Yeast if you're definitely interested, or check out some of the beginner bread recipes on the King Arthur Flour site. There is probably a bread subreddit too... Actually, not sure why I never looked.

Bonus: bread from scratch is a gateway to making pizza from scratch, so you can't go wrong!

For those who want to buy some: Click N' Play Pack of 200 Phthalate Free BPA Free Crush Proof Plastic Ball, Pit Balls - 6 Bright Colors in Reusable and Durable Storage Mesh Bag with Zipper https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00PYLU3GG/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_Wnr5BbJNDA8CF

The funniest thing I've ever seen was in Season 1 of The Marvelous Mrs Maisel. Season 1 Episode 4 @ 36 minutes in.

https://www.amazon.com/Pilot/dp/B06WPB59TM/ref=sr_1_1?crid=1J0LSGIWQ3ACD&keywords=marvelous+mrs.+maisel&qid=1556898024&s=instant-video&sprefix=marv%2Cinstant-video%2C895&sr=1-1

This is just an example.

• https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01N9JZADA/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_O3.PCbWVD9HJX
  
  I think just search for baby carrier backpack or baby backpack carrier, this one says it’s for hiking.
  
  I just had wraps or just baby carriers like this:
  
• https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00M0DWQYI/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_F5.PCbX29GS95
  
  But the backpack is probably nicer when you go hiking or when you’re going to be out a long time so you can carry other stuff useful baby stuff too.

It’s on amazon right now for like 5 bucks and some change. Free shipping too.

https://www.amazon.com/Wonky-Donkey-Craig-Smith/dp/0545261244

hard eye-roll yes, duh, I didn't say it wasn't a wax. 🙄 I just said it isn't pink in its natural state, which it isn't. If it's pink it's dyed

paraffin wax is more of a whitish gray

But good on ya for ignoring the facts

Yeah, windscreens should help prevent slobber from getting into the microphone.

The comments for the mask on Amazon are amusing.

http://www.amazon.com/Accoutrements-12367-Pigeon-Mask/dp/B00BBYGW2Y

Funny Mini Squirting Toilet Prank Desk Toy Supernatural Water Gun for Xmas Gift https://www.amazon.com/dp/B016RNRX3A/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_b5B1DbGZ1KJ0Y

This is the closest I could find.

The original is from the store Daiso, and it’s called a “toilet shaped squirt gun toy” though if you wanted to search more

You can even get ones that attach to your toilet directly! So even if you don’t have space, you can still have that bidet clean feel.

a karaoke microphone, seems like. I can't find this exact version without searching more than 10 seconds. But it's kind of like if this one and this one had a baby.

Lol I found a link for amazon in Canada and it's $1432.05

Found these on a quick Amazon search Here

These are expensive though, they usually go for 3-6$ around here

[you’ll need it](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07KT6PB73/ ref=cm_sw_r_cp_awdo_t1_MSaDDbGE30R6K)

Its about $113 you can get it Here this is where i got mine.