Best products from r/PeopleBeingJerks
We found 8 comments on r/PeopleBeingJerks discussing the most recommended products. We ran sentiment analysis on each of these comments to determine how redditors feel about different products. We found 8 products and ranked them based on the amount of positive reactions they received. Here are the top 20.
1. Hydraulic Vehicle Automotive Moving Jack Dolly - HYDRAULIC Car Dolly
- Professional positioning hydraulic jack help to move your car or engine easily
- Features with heavy duty all steel constructions and a quick release foot pump
- Maximum capacity rated at 1,500 lbs, rolls easily in any direction
- Package includes one dolly as shown, purchase 4 to lift and move entire vehicle
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2. Witty Yetis I Park Like an Asshole Bumper Sticker 10 Pack. Prank, Shame & Insult Selfish Idiots for Their Bad Parking. Enact Hilarious Street Justice With Our Funny, Revenge-Filled Decal Gag Gift.
SICK OF IDIOTS PARKING LIKE JERKS? Finally, you can unleash your righteous anger on that Hummer in a compact space with Witty Yeti’s I Park Like an Asshole prank bumper sticker.HILARIOUS PRANK AND GAG GIFT. The only people who don’t love this sticker are assholes, terrorists & my Ex, who is basi...
3. SportDOG Brand Roy Gonia Competition Whistle - Clear
Easy-to-blow designLower-pitched sound carries fartherUsed to train more field champions than any other whistle
4. Spinning Hat Cap Zappa Bottle Opener
- This nifty little bottle opener not only opens your bottles with minimal effort but also doubles up as a cap launcher
- Pop the cap, aim, fire, then just sit back and enjoy your tasty beverage
- Shoots up to 16 feet
- Comes with a convenient key chain suitable for that quick spontaneous launch
- Made of plastic
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5. The Company of Animals Pet Corrector Spray for Dogs, Dog Training Spray to Stop Barking and Unwanted Behaviors, Pet Deterrent and Training Spray, 50 ml, 2 pack (31142A)
- STOPS BARKING: Help train your dog to stop excessive barking with Pet Corrector. Pet Corrector works by emitting a harmless hiss of air to interrupt barking & help you train "no bark" & other useful training commands
- HISS SOUND: Pet Corrector retrains dog behaviors by emitting a hiss sound mimicking natural warning sounds that cats & other animals make. This interrupts actions and allow you to retrain habits like jumping up & barking
- GREAT FOR DOG TRAINING: We love our dogs so training them humanely is important. Pet Corrector is a constructive & positive way to interrupt bad habits & retrain better behaviors for peace of mind around the house & in public
- USES PER CAN: Pet Corrector can be sprayed or used in general correlation to the can size. For 30ml cans, Pet Corrector has enough air to be used about 30 times. Pet Corrector is best used in short bursts
- SAFETY FIRST: Pet Corrector is not recommended for use with Puppies and should never be pointed directly at a dog, nor any part near your body. Pet Corrector is not a toy and should be used only by adults and professionals.
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6. uxcell 2 in 1 Set Dual Single Head Valve Core Remover Tire Repair Tool
Material : Plastic, Metal;Color : Red, Silver ToneProduct Name : Valve Core Remover;Use for installation and removal of standard valve cores for cars,trucks,bikes and motorcyclesSingle Head Valve Core Remover Size : 9.5 x 1.6cm/ 3.7" x 0.63" (L*Max.D);Dual Head Valve Core Remover Size : 12.5 x 1.4cm...
If these were cheaper I'd keep a pair in my trunk for just such occasions.
Jack up the front wheels, swing the double-parker out perpendicular, and leave it that way. Cops will definitely take care of it then, and you are long gone.
youparklikeanasshole.com was a great site. Here is the ticket. I still keep a batch in my car.
If you are a bit more cheeky...put one of these on their car.
Here you go!
Here you go fam
I have the same situation with my dogs and there are a lot of shitty dog owners in my neighborhood that have aggressive dogs off-leash. I have started carrying these pet correctors. It's a little aerosol can that lets out a hissing noise that dogs do not like. If a dog is running toward us, I just bust it out and they usually stop and run back to their owners.
That person would have come out to four flat tires. I keep a tool in my car for such occasions. It removes the pin inside the valve where you air up the tire. And once its removed, no matter how much you fill it up it will just empty out just as quick. Its a major pain in the ass to deal with. And doesn't damage the tires at all.
For the lazy... http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00BQHABMS/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?qid=1463504765&sr=1-1&pi=SY200_QL40&keywords=tire+valve+core+remover&dpPl=1&dpID=41sWM7cwcJL&ref=plSrch
My mom read these books to me... they scared me a little. The trauma came from camping trips in Yellowstone National Park when she put those books away, then pulled out A Grizzly Death in Yellowstone and Death in Yellowstone so that she could read graphic stories of campers and hikers being mauled to death by bears in the same fucking place we were going to sleep.
I, to date, have a completely totally rational fear of bears.