Best products from r/TheMonkeysPaw
We found 21 comments on r/TheMonkeysPaw discussing the most recommended products. We ran sentiment analysis on each of these comments to determine how redditors feel about different products. We found 21 products and ranked them based on the amount of positive reactions they received. Here are the top 20.
1. Zombie Turkeys: How an Unknown Blogger Fought Unkillable Turkeys (The Life After Life Chronicles Book 1)
- PROTECT YOUR EARS: Vibes Reusable High Fidelity Earplugs reduce damaging decibel levels to protect your ears in noisy areas without hurting sound quality. We’ve fitted noise-canceling earplugs with the best attenuating filters that lower volumes via filter specific frequencies vs outright noise cancellation. Thus our filtered sound reduction earbuds ensure a clear sound experience
- VIRTUALLY INVISIBLE AND REUSABLE: With clear outer shells and form-fitting low profile silicone earbuds each noise isolating earplug is nearly undetectable. Compared to bulky noticeable plugs Vibes are discrete
- MULTIPLE SIZES INCLUDED: Vibes are a comfortable, snug fit for all ear types. Adjustable silicone ear buds with sound blocking tips in multiple sizes (Small, Medium & Large) Perfect for men, women, kids, and adults to wear for long periods
- HEAR CLEARLY AND COMMUNICATE EASILY: Professional acoustic ear plug pairs quiet noisy environments while isolating and filtering everything clearly. Great for: concerts, musicians, drummers, guitarists, DJs, festivals, raves, construction, fitness classes, loud work environments, dental hygienists, nightclubs, bars, sports, motorcycles, sporting events, shows, noise sensitivity, and more.
- PORTABLE: Includes a hard portable case for travel. Top rated vibes are a memorable music gift for concert-goers and anyone with sensitive hearing in need of reducing volume levels.
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▼ Read Reddit mentions2. Luxe Bidet Neo 110 - Fresh Water Non-Electric Mechanical Bidet Toilet Seat Attachment (blue and white)
A LUXURIOUS LOOK AT AN EXCELLENT PRICE- With a sleek design and high-quality parts, our bidet attachment will give your bathroom a next-level look. Constructed with high-pressure valves with metal/ceramic cores and steel hoses instead of plastic.HYGIENIC NOZZLE GUARD GATE – Shields the nozzle for ...
▼ Read Reddit mentions3. Fisher-Price Stretchy Grilled Cheese
Flip the sandwich to change it from white to "grilled"Pull the sandwich apart to watch the "melted" cheese magically stretch and snap backSandwich splits in two to share with a lunch buddy!Includes sandwich with "magic" stretchy cheese, serving plate and milk cartonAdd the carton of milk and it's lu...
▼ Read Reddit mentions4. AmazonBasics Microwave, Small, 0.7 Cu. Ft, 700W, Works with Alexa
- Now it’s easier to defrost vegetables, make popcorn, cook potatoes, and reheat rice. With an Echo device (not included), quick-cook voice presets and a simplified keypad let you just ask Alexa to start microwaving.
- Compact size saves counter space, plus 10 power levels, a kitchen timer, a child lock, and a turntable.
- Alexa is always getting smarter and adding new presets.
- External dimensions (Width x Height x Depth): 17.3 in. x 10.1 in. x 14.1 in. ; internal dimensions (10 7/8 in. x 6 7/8 in. x 10” in.); Turntable (Diameter): 10 in. ; Maximum Popcorn bag size: 3 oz
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▼ Read Reddit mentions5. Suction Cup Bounce Balls | Party Favor | Ct. 6
- 6 Ct., 1.80" diameter bounce balls
- Colors include purple, blue, orange, yellow, green and red
- Party toy favor and prize giveaway
- Package contains small parts and is not intended for children 3 years or younger
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▼ Read Reddit mentions6. Gift of Nothing
- What do you buy for the person that's got it all? The Gift of Nothing of course! At least they won't have one already. And there's no chance of them hating you for it, because there's nothing to hate.
- A fantastic ball of nothingness
- You get a whopping 8 x 8 x 8 cm of nothing in each pack!
- Perfect present for a practical joker
- Fun for all ages
- There are so many gift-giving occasions these days that we're all inevitably going to run out of ideas at some point. This Nothing Gift is perfect for when that day comes. At least they'll never say 'surprise me' again.
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9. LumiSource LS-L-GENIE PK Genie Touch Lamp, Pink
- Touch lamp with high/low/medium settings
- Takes one 25-watt candelabra lightbulb which is not included
- Brushed aluminum finish
- Model number: LS-L-GENIE PK
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▼ Read Reddit mentions![Friends - The Complete First Season [VHS]](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51VDQAH7MKL._SL300_.jpg)
11. Natural Harvest: A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes
- Used Book in Good Condition
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13. Bigfoot and the Bridesmaid: Sex With Bigfoot, Book 1 (Monster Erotica: Sex With Bigfoot)
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15. I Funny: A Middle School Story (I Funny (1))
- Little Brown and Company
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▼ Read Reddit mentions16. Dehydrated Marshmallows Assorted 40 lb Case
- HUGE case of Cereal Marshmallows
- Assorted dehydrated Marshmallows by Kraft
- Their bright colors and small size make it fun to add to any special baked treat, whether mixed in or added as a topping
- They can easily be added to a bowl of cereal or a steaming mug of hot chocolate
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▼ Read Reddit mentions17. Royal Bobbles Bill Clinton Bobblehead
BILL CLINTON BOBBLEHEAD: William Jefferson Clinton is an American politician who served as the 42nd President of the United States from January 20, 1993, to January 20, 2001. Prior to the presidency, he was the Governor of Arkansas from 1979 to 1981, and again from 1983 to 1992.HISTORIC COLLECTIBLES...
▼ Read Reddit mentions18. Assorted Dehydrated Cereal Marshmallow Bits 1.5 lb bulk bag
Assorted Dehydrated Cereal Marshmallow Bits - 1.5 Pound BagJust like the marshmallows in cereal. No more picking through trying to find all the marshmallowsAdd to your favorite Cereal, Cocoa, Rice Crispy Treats, Snacks, Desserts, Toppings, Jello and much moreThese colorful dehydrated marshmallows ma...
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Top comments mentioning products on r/TheMonkeysPaw:
Summary
1. Zombie Turkeys: How an Unknown Blogger Fought Unkillable Turkeys (The Life After Life Chronicles Book 1)
- PROTECT YOUR EARS: Vibes Reusable High Fidelity Earplugs reduce damaging decibel levels to protect your ears in noisy areas without hurting sound quality. We’ve fitted noise-canceling earplugs with the best attenuating filters that lower volumes via filter specific frequencies vs outright noise cancellation. Thus our filtered sound reduction earbuds ensure a clear sound experience
- VIRTUALLY INVISIBLE AND REUSABLE: With clear outer shells and form-fitting low profile silicone earbuds each noise isolating earplug is nearly undetectable. Compared to bulky noticeable plugs Vibes are discrete
- MULTIPLE SIZES INCLUDED: Vibes are a comfortable, snug fit for all ear types. Adjustable silicone ear buds with sound blocking tips in multiple sizes (Small, Medium & Large) Perfect for men, women, kids, and adults to wear for long periods
- HEAR CLEARLY AND COMMUNICATE EASILY: Professional acoustic ear plug pairs quiet noisy environments while isolating and filtering everything clearly. Great for: concerts, musicians, drummers, guitarists, DJs, festivals, raves, construction, fitness classes, loud work environments, dental hygienists, nightclubs, bars, sports, motorcycles, sporting events, shows, noise sensitivity, and more.
- PORTABLE: Includes a hard portable case for travel. Top rated vibes are a memorable music gift for concert-goers and anyone with sensitive hearing in need of reducing volume levels.
Features:
▼ Read Reddit mentions2. Luxe Bidet Neo 110 - Fresh Water Non-Electric Mechanical Bidet Toilet Seat Attachment (blue and white)
A LUXURIOUS LOOK AT AN EXCELLENT PRICE- With a sleek design and high-quality parts, our bidet attachment will give your bathroom a next-level look. Constructed with high-pressure valves with metal/ceramic cores and steel hoses instead of plastic.HYGIENIC NOZZLE GUARD GATE – Shields the nozzle for ...
▼ Read Reddit mentions3. Fisher-Price Stretchy Grilled Cheese
Flip the sandwich to change it from white to "grilled"Pull the sandwich apart to watch the "melted" cheese magically stretch and snap backSandwich splits in two to share with a lunch buddy!Includes sandwich with "magic" stretchy cheese, serving plate and milk cartonAdd the carton of milk and it's lu...
▼ Read Reddit mentions4. AmazonBasics Microwave, Small, 0.7 Cu. Ft, 700W, Works with Alexa
- Now it’s easier to defrost vegetables, make popcorn, cook potatoes, and reheat rice. With an Echo device (not included), quick-cook voice presets and a simplified keypad let you just ask Alexa to start microwaving.
- Compact size saves counter space, plus 10 power levels, a kitchen timer, a child lock, and a turntable.
- Alexa is always getting smarter and adding new presets.
- External dimensions (Width x Height x Depth): 17.3 in. x 10.1 in. x 14.1 in. ; internal dimensions (10 7/8 in. x 6 7/8 in. x 10” in.); Turntable (Diameter): 10 in. ; Maximum Popcorn bag size: 3 oz
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▼ Read Reddit mentions5. Suction Cup Bounce Balls | Party Favor | Ct. 6
- 6 Ct., 1.80" diameter bounce balls
- Colors include purple, blue, orange, yellow, green and red
- Party toy favor and prize giveaway
- Package contains small parts and is not intended for children 3 years or younger
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▼ Read Reddit mentions6. Gift of Nothing
- What do you buy for the person that's got it all? The Gift of Nothing of course! At least they won't have one already. And there's no chance of them hating you for it, because there's nothing to hate.
- A fantastic ball of nothingness
- You get a whopping 8 x 8 x 8 cm of nothing in each pack!
- Perfect present for a practical joker
- Fun for all ages
- There are so many gift-giving occasions these days that we're all inevitably going to run out of ideas at some point. This Nothing Gift is perfect for when that day comes. At least they'll never say 'surprise me' again.
Features:
▼ Read Reddit mentions9. LumiSource LS-L-GENIE PK Genie Touch Lamp, Pink
- Touch lamp with high/low/medium settings
- Takes one 25-watt candelabra lightbulb which is not included
- Brushed aluminum finish
- Model number: LS-L-GENIE PK
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▼ Read Reddit mentions11. Natural Harvest: A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes
- Used Book in Good Condition
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▼ Read Reddit mentions13. Bigfoot and the Bridesmaid: Sex With Bigfoot, Book 1 (Monster Erotica: Sex With Bigfoot)
▼ Read Reddit mentions15. I Funny: A Middle School Story (I Funny (1))
- Little Brown and Company
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▼ Read Reddit mentions16. Dehydrated Marshmallows Assorted 40 lb Case
- HUGE case of Cereal Marshmallows
- Assorted dehydrated Marshmallows by Kraft
- Their bright colors and small size make it fun to add to any special baked treat, whether mixed in or added as a topping
- They can easily be added to a bowl of cereal or a steaming mug of hot chocolate
Features:
▼ Read Reddit mentions17. Royal Bobbles Bill Clinton Bobblehead
BILL CLINTON BOBBLEHEAD: William Jefferson Clinton is an American politician who served as the 42nd President of the United States from January 20, 1993, to January 20, 2001. Prior to the presidency, he was the Governor of Arkansas from 1979 to 1981, and again from 1983 to 1992.HISTORIC COLLECTIBLES...
▼ Read Reddit mentions18. Assorted Dehydrated Cereal Marshmallow Bits 1.5 lb bulk bag
Assorted Dehydrated Cereal Marshmallow Bits - 1.5 Pound BagJust like the marshmallows in cereal. No more picking through trying to find all the marshmallowsAdd to your favorite Cereal, Cocoa, Rice Crispy Treats, Snacks, Desserts, Toppings, Jello and much moreThese colorful dehydrated marshmallows ma...
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I bought a $25 bidet attachment on Amazon and it works wonderfully. Stings my butthole a little if I turn the pressure too high, but I can't imagine a working bidet being any cheaper.
Edit: it was this one if anyone cares.
Granted. You get this. Enjoy!
This causes OP to contact Amazon in frustration. They are then sent a [new one] (https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07894S727/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_cOk6BbSP2P43K) as a replacement, thus allowing OP's true intent of the wish to be granted.
LOL! I have a Google search for 'Zombie Turkeys' and I found this comment. There really is a book called 'Zombie Turkeys': https://www.amazon.com/Zombie-Turkeys-Blogger-Unkillable-Chronicles-ebook/dp/B01LXPR63Z/
My children are now just giant balls of limbs sprouting from an indistinguishable torso. They are like these things but people sized, and with hands and feet instead of cups. I entertain myself on Saturday afternoons by rolling them around the lawn.
You might enjoy these books. https://www.amazon.ca/Edges-Book-John-Alexander-Blyth-ebook/dp/B01BJ9RG0W
Granted. You basically saved yourself 10$.
Granted. An Amazon package arrives at your door. When you open it, this is what you see:
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B005U5C9P4/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_TZS6Bb8XR09YN
Granted, here’s your next meal
Granted. Here's your nothing https://www.amazon.com/Jay-JA0027-Gift-of-Nothing/dp/B019HDSCPU
Granted, you get this https://www.amazon.com/Cub-JA0027-Gift-of-Nothing/dp/B019HDSCPU
Granted you are given a copy of Three More Wishes to read
Granted, everyone must read Terms and Conditions by Robert Glancy.
Granted. Natural Harvest Cookbook
Granted.
People constantly lurk this page
https://www.amazon.com/Funny-New-York-Times-bestseller/dp/031620692X
You now have an unlimited supply of $20 Bill Clinton Bobblehead dolls.
Granted.
Granted
Granted.
You must devour every book Chuck Tingle has ever written. This includes his timeless classic, I'm Gay For My Living Billionaire Jet Plane.
In case y'all fuckers don't believe me:
https://www.amazon.com/Gay-Living-Billionaire-Jet-Plane-ebook/dp/B00SX6HS5I