Best products from r/comedyheaven

We found 27 comments on r/comedyheaven discussing the most recommended products. We ran sentiment analysis on each of these comments to determine how redditors feel about different products. We found 29 products and ranked them based on the amount of positive reactions they received. Here are the top 20.

Top comments mentioning products on r/comedyheaven:

u/_xGizmo_ · 12 pointsr/comedyheaven

It’s crazy to think about, but during the dawn of mankind (a couple hundred thousand years ago) there were actually several sapient species on Earth at the same time.

Homosapiens, Neanderthals, Denisovans, and a handful of others all lived on the Earth together. There’s a lot of evidence of them intermingling, socializing, and mating with one another. Some of these species didn’t die out until relatively recently (30,000 years ago). There were also notable physical differences between them, such as Neanderthals being significantly stronger and more robust (and contrary to popular belief, equally or more intelligent) than their Homosapien counterparts.

No one is entirely sure why, but our species ended up dominating and the others went extinct. The theory I personally believe is most likely is a combination of two:

  • Homosapiens tended to socialize in very large groups (a couple hundred) compared to Neanderthals (groups sized around 30) which gave us a huge edge for obvious reasons.
  • Unlike Neanderthals, which due to their robustness, were able to face large prey with a head on melee approach, homosapiens were too weak and fragile so they had to invent alternative methods. This led our species to develop very effective ranged throwing weapons that led us to be able to out-hunt the Neanderthals. Our weakness ultimately led to our domination, because it forced us to think outside the box, unlike Neanderthals.

    If stuff like this interests you, I strongly recommend the book Sapiens: A Brief History of Humankind by Yuval Noah Harari.

    Some more fun facts:

    Humans are able to throw projectiles farther and with more power than any other animal on Earth due to our superior balance.

    Humans are better at stamina running than any other land animal due to our unique ability to regenerate stamina while running (because of our high concentration of sweat glands). In fact, some ancient African hunting techniques involved chasing after prey for over 15 miles until they collapsed from exhaustion.
u/vannucker · 1 pointr/comedyheaven

Try Head and Shoulders clinical strength blue bottle. Regular doesn't work for me but Clinical Strength clears it right up. https://www.amazon.com/Head-Shoulders-Clinical-Seborrheic-Dermatitis/dp/B0043OSIVM

u/Jorvalt · 10 pointsr/comedyheaven

Okay you're not wrong but I was just wondering if there was a go-to website for this sort of thing instead of having to search for it on amazon.

u/totallynotacup · 1 pointr/comedyheaven

Fine Motor Skill Development Toy - Blue Walking Ostrich - Occupational Therapy Finger Toy https://www.amazon.com/dp/B071XV9T11/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_41JACb744J11B

u/fuzzyfuzz · 3 pointsr/comedyheaven

Go big or go home.

Give em dick for Halloween.