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> What's the story behind your username?

Was trying to figure out how to combine a famous writer with a sexual and funny pun. I’ve only read one of Hemingway’s works but this immediately came to mind.

> Which season fits your personality best, and why?

Absolutely not summer, I hate it when it’s hot. I’m definitely more of an autumn person as it’s definitely not hot where I live, but not so cold that I need to wear anything other than a light hoodie when going outside. Not a big fan of the rain, but I do like it when it’s halfway cloudy, halfway sunny.

> What's your favorite book?

Oof, that’s hard to say. I’m definitely someone who enjoys fantasy literature and as such, I’m a big fan of the Witcher series, Dune, ASOIAF, Harry Potter, and Brandon Sanderson novels in general, but it’s hard to pinpoint a work that beats out the others. From an academic standpoint, I do thoroughly enjoy stuff like Punishment. I’m also don’t mind an occasional comic from time to time, such as the Injustice series or looking into Japanese manga once in a while, but they’re not really the focus of what I read.

> What's your ideal outfit on a partner?

I’m pretty easy to please. Big fan of jean shorts and tank tops when it’s something on the simpler side. Hooded jackets paired with jeans or leggings also go well in my book, along with knee high boots.

> Shameless Self Promotion

My profile along with one and two of my most recent buttslut prompts!

So, personally, my favorite is an old classic; Chance unflared.

Don't look at me like that.

Cole comes in at a close second. Dat knot is so sweet. I'm looking to get a Crackers here soon, as he's been on my to-do list for quite a long time.

If you're talking about the cum tube, I'd say that it's certainly fun, but the novelty sort of wears off. It's definitely an interesting and exciting thing to try out, and it feels pretty interesting, but it can make the toy a bit harder to clean.

If you're talking about the cum lube, then I can't really tell you much about it. My go-to lubricant is actually J-Lube. It's a veterinary grade lubricant (seems appropriate, no?), and it comes as a powder. Just mix with water, and voila, you've got the slickest water-based lube ever conceived. Best part? About $20 per bottle, and a single 10oz bottle can make upwards of 8 fucking gallons of lube. It's glorious.

Dossie Easton (who wrote The Ethical Slut) and Janet Hardy put out a series of books on topping and bottoming that, along with Jay Wiseman's S&M 101 really guide the beginner through a lot of pertinent questions such as these. What I really appreciate about Easton and Hardy is how broadly they define the emotional energy we play with.

They talk about people who enjoy elaborate scenes that involve slicing their partner's clothes off with a straight razor and having amazing sex, and also a couple that just enjoys riding roller coasters and gets an extra zing by making out afterward. It's been debated round and round what exactly it is that we're playing with here. Whether sexuality is something entirely essential and unchanging or if it is a purely social construction, and over course many flavors in between.

> If you could have sex with any character...?

I'm a teeny bit infatuated with Black Widow, so watching the new Captain America movie was blissful. Still crossing my fingers that they might consider giving her a series on Netflix or her own movie.

Sam and Dean Winchester from Supernatural are totally crush worthy. I've had many a fantasy in my mind about them. wink wink Individually, Threesome, Cuckholding, BDSM play... oh man, whew!

> Do you read erotica?

Oh yes, when I have time. Lately, my reading/writing has been consumed by scholarly endeavors (with the pinch of DPP thrown in) but when I'm reading for pleasure, I tear through books and love to throw erotica in the mix. Last summer while I was out of the country, I downloaded a ton of works by Anaïs Nin including Delta of Venus, Little Birds, 'Henry and June', etc. While the first two weren't published until the late 1970's, they were written presumably in the 1940's and it's enthralling to read her writing style and viewpoints on sex, kink and fetishes.

Very hot prompt BadGirlfriend69, it reminds me a lot of this one ebook I read once.

>When assistant lead researcher Kevin accidentally contaminates himself with an experimental pleasure serum, his lab-mates must race against the clock to save his life. His sexy wife and fellow researcher Becky soon realizes that she has to make her husband miserable to prevent him from dying of a pleasure overload, and quickly recruits two hunky lab technicians to save her husband's life by making his worst nightmares about her sexy past come true.

Forced to Watch …for Science! by Kenzie Silver

https://www.amazon.com/Finally-Some-Good-Delicious-Tacos/dp/1790356229

great book, in this theme!

what a wonderful series of thoughts you have planted in my mind

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This is sexy too!
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I might be perswaded to buy something for you.

Amazon link: The Complete Fifty Shades of Alice https://www.amazon.com/dp/150070945X/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_aepKDbDJBYXHE

I am through the first book; it was a lot better then the “actual” Fifty Shades series.

While Shakespeare certainly caused me some trouble back in school, I am really enjoying all the incredible prompts people have posted.

Also this reminds me that I really need to buy this calendar.

I think you might enjoy these books. Seems to be right up your alley.

http://www.amazon.com/Sleeping-Beauty-Trilogy-Box-Set/dp/0452294754

Sorry for interrupting the sexual tension - http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0001NBLYA

I watched the movies Sunday afternoons when I was a kid, at that time just fun action and that touch of primitive life that all boyscouts long for... Last year I bought the box set and realized that this 8 year old me had been watching some very hot scenes :)

Now back to getting naked with my Jane

If you need some more inspiration for absurd sexual D&D, look no further than The Book of Erotic Fantasy

the scenario does, not the writing. a good spell check will help

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Well, I was talking about this one.

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Batteries 4 AA batteries required.

Though...if you are into the Mythos, this actually isn't a bad book, considering the subject matter. http://www.amazon.com/Eldritch-Blue-Love-Cthulhu-Mythos/dp/0974029750

You're welcome.