(Part 2) Best products from r/funny

It's been a while, but the book breaks down the mechanics of being a 'nice guy', in particular the 'transactional' nature of how they view relationships (especially with women), and then helps guys build behaviours that help them end that kind of thinking. If you find yourself thinking "I do all this for my crush/girlfriend/fiance/wife but they don't show interest/affection back", then it's perfect for you.

It's a really good book, but I would say it's only a beginning. I'd follow it up with Models by Mark Manson, and I have The Subtle Art of Not Giving a Fuck on my bookshelf, but haven't opened it yet.

First date should be something simple and fun where you can talk. It should be at night, preferably on a Sunday or Thursday. I'm partial to mini golf and ice cream, with a walk along the river after. If you don't feel a connection either one of you can bail out after any activity, but If things are going well you can just keep going.

I like the Sunday or Thursday thing because its not likely to interfere with other plans. People are often busy already on Friday or Saturday.

If you are just getting back into dating I would highly recommend the book Models: Attract Women Through Honesty. It changed my whole outlook on dating and has given me some great tools.

I'm friends with the creator of this comic and he is a great guy. Check out his webpage or the book he published for more recipes. Lots of delicious ideas to try out and they're all super easy to make.

If you liked Safe Baby Handling Tips available from amazon, then you'll love
Safe Baby Pregnancy tips (read it here), also available from amazon

Seriously, if you like it, buy it, who knows when someone you know will get knocked up, and you'll have the perfect gift!

One day, I'll splash out on a Bose NC unit but again, I'm kinda against Bose... although their NC technology I've heard is pretty good.

Currently, I'm also using Koss Porta-Pro . Strangely enough, they sound absolutely amazing. For the price, it can't be beaten.

Cool yeah, thanks. I edited my above post later and included the product link. Surely it's fine with these positive reviews.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B003WGGWQA/ref=ya_st_dp_summary

These things are awesome:

TubShroom The Revolutionary Tub Drain Protector Hair Catcher/Strainer/Snare, Blue https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01BYRMGCC/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_LnBMzb2H61TCM

But I do recommend that you clean out drain thoroughly before using to ensure maximum flow. I also bought this to compliment the tub shroom:

OXO Tot Silicone Tub Drain Stopper- Aqua https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0038JE650/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_bjBMzbQPSJHNW

Thank you x 1 MILLION. Honestly, I owe Reddit so much. The printed book - is already in its third printing, people are loving it (advance copy readers http://www.amazon.com/Basic-Tips-Etiquette-Nathan-Pyle/dp/0062303112

AND the animated version of the book is also going to do really well, I think/hope https://itunes.apple.com/us/book/nyc-basic-tips-and-etiquette/id838645454?mt=11

They are the best and you're missing out! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDMo2ncT2D4

For the uninitiated, bidets are super cheap now and easy to install. http://www.amazon.com/Astor-Non-Electric-Mechanical-Toilet-Attachment/dp/B003TPGPUW/

That one was an A118, which is an OK camera. I now have an A119 which has better day and night quality.
https://www.amazon.com/VIOFO-Screen-Capacitor-Novatek-without/dp/B01IEQU9WK/ref=sr_1_6?ie=UTF8&qid=1500121790

Here is a video from my A119 mounted in the rear: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03bNnoOug3o


As always, https://dashcamtalk.com/ is your friend.

It looks like they have a few options at amazon: https://www.amazon.com/s?k=LED+Display+hat+cap&ref=nb_sb_noss_2

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They sell pretty cool LED Display sunglasses too: https://www.amazon.com/CHEMION-Customizable-Bluetooth-Festivals-Animation/dp/B01B41PHJM

You can also use the format amzn.com/ASIN where "ASIN" is the Amazon Standard Item Number, found in the original URL or by searching the product page for "ASIN". In this case the URL would be http://amzn.com/B0032HF60M

Not funny, I know; just thought it would be helpful since friggin Amazon uses mile-long URLs by default and we often want to share them, especially this time of year.

The book Salt: A World History was pretty good, actually. I recommend it.

Dear kids... amazon links only need to be amazon.com/dp/[ASIN] like this:

> amazon.com/dp/B0032HF60M

This should help shorten your letters to santa.

Probably the best $20.28 I've ever spent... just be mindful, they didn't really factor in your ability to see when they created the mask

Buy his cookbook. I love it
Cooking Comically: Recipes So Easy You'll Actually Make Them https://www.amazon.com/dp/0399164049/ref=cm_sw_r_awd_-.6evb0TXKJ60

It's from the Safe Baby Handling Tips book: http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/0762424915

I would also recommend a Safe Baby Pregnancy Tips book: http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/0762428430/

Sam gave a great review on July 1st, 2019:

>I like to grab weeds from my lawn and weight it... It makes me feel good..

(review on the Amazon page here)

They absolutely are--google "highways" and "indian trails" and you can find twenty local news articles about it from various locales in the United States. We built highways, and eventually big interstates, on top of the roads that we built on conveniently established tracks stomped down (and eventually ridden on, after horses were introduced) by Native Americans. Those Native Americans were, similarly, walking on top of game trails, which often went between important resource locations, like a good spring--or according to Mark Kurlansky, salt licks--or through or around obstacles in efficient ways.

We're driving 75mph on top of old, paved-over game trails. Not just deer, but buffalo or lots of other herd creatures--some of them may have been established previously by now-extinct megafauna. If the Interstate seems to not go exactly where you want it to, blame the woolly mammoths.

Oh, similarly, if you like this sort of thing, check out Craig McClain's instant-classic piece about how modern U.S. Presidential Elections are influenced by a 100-million-year-old coastline!

Get these, seriously

Sennheiser is a good brand but they're not the only brand that makes good headphones. Depending on the price range some other brands are arguably better.

Buy the tub shroom. Super effective.

From one tall person to another get one of these then a rain style showerhead.


It's a great feeling to stand up straight and have the water wash over all of you, front and back.

FUCKKKK I have one on the way from amazon RN. But the reviews are pretty good https://www.amazon.com/Go-Pet-Club-Tree-Beige/dp/B003WGGWQA/ref=sr_1_3/146-9235491-6738541?ie=UTF8&qid=1494510298&sr=8-3&keywords=cat+tree+72 I also read to put some wood glue under all the parts that you can and under the boxes to make it more durable.

This MUST get more upvotes to help it rise to the top. The ["view and share related images"] (http://www.amazon.com/gp/customer-media/product-gallery/B003G4IM4S/ref=cm_ciu_pdp_images_all) is priceless for the humor alone. God, I miss Halloween.

Edited for link.

Ok, first of all, don't fret. Nothing I haven't heard before.

I'm guessing you chill on reddit cuz like most of us you have a bit of social anxiety or some shit like that. That's going to be a decent gating factor to meeting quality women (online dating is nice, but hear me out).

You're not going to attract anyone while you're looking for a relationship (old adage: the one you don't see coming), you need to do yourself and build yourself into a person who women want to be with. Emotionally.

Just read this bookread this book, it'll change your life. It certainly helped mine out. :D

And always feel free to shoot a PM if you need a bro.

I don't doubt that she got that it was a gag gift.

Perhaps it would've been more amusing had he gotten something like this: http://www.amazon.com/BIC-Cristal-1-0mm-Black-MSLP16-Blk/product-reviews/B004F9QBE6/ref=dp_top_cm_cr_acr_txt/181-8028149-3024744?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1

Lol, the problem is obvious, you use earbuds! Maybe if you cared about how your music sounded more, and cared a little bit less about how you looked you would buy some of these.

Good guy /u/nathanwpyle never plugs his book when he posts on reddit, so I will because it's very good:

NYC Basic Tips and Etiquette
by Nathan W Pyle

Kid has a nice choice in toys and it's pretty cheap, http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0032HF60M

Removed, But google cache still shows it for those interested lol:
https://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:RWc9deNi9V0J:https://www.amazon.com/Ozeri-Kitchen-Precision-Weighing-Technology/dp/B07BG5BKG3+&cd=3&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us

In case anybody wants to buy their book, here's the link on Amazon. I actually have two books they've done and they're great. Link: ttp://www.amazon.com/Safe-Baby-Pregnancy-Tips-David/dp/0762428430/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1260820366&sr=1-1

If you enjoy this, you may like the book [Vader and Son] (http://www.amazon.com/books/dp/145210655X).

Older houses were built for the generations before us. Better nutrition allowed us to grow taller than our parents and this has been going on for a few generations. I'm a builder and the ones I build come out of the ceiling or up around 6'4' depending on the installation. But we've also got to take the shorter of us into account too. So we use something like this http://www.amazon.com/UA902-PK-Universal-Showering-Components-Adjustable/dp/B0064TYE9Y/ref=sr_1_5/189-6573436-0688128?ie=UTF8&qid=1416201795&sr=8-5&keywords=Rainfall+Showerhead

Lots of different designs are available and if you shop around you can get what fits your needs pretty cheaply. I hate to say it but Walmart has a decent selection. They have to serve a lot of freaks so they're going to have a good selection that are designed differently. The majority have a pulse setting but they sell standard ones too.

Dear lord, that's almost tops the reviews on this product XD

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0032HF60M/ref=59_hps_bw_g21_ir03?pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKXODER&pf.rds=center-3&pf_rd=1XWg42fh1k03y7bmwqnm&pErd_t=101&pf_rd_p=13289015F2&pf_rd_I=16579
Kid's got good taste. Yes I typed it all out.

Here ya go! Have fun ;)

LOUHUA 60Pcs Mini Rubber Ducky... https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07L6BBW2Q?ref=ppx_pop_mob_ap_share

Two great books along this theme:

Darth Vader and Son

Vader's Little Princess

This one is like 25$.

I mean, just to inform you--you can get ones that attach to your existing toilet, instead of being whole extra units of their own.

Also, baby wipes are nice.

well, I just bought one on Amazon.( http://www.amazon.com/Astor-Non-Electric-Mechanical-Toilet-Attachment/dp/B003TPGPUW/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1301158445&sr=8-1 )

you don't need a plumber to install, it's very easy to do it yourself.

I got one of these. One of the best purcheses I have made from Amazon.

Full Book: http://www.amazon.com/Star-Wars-Darth-Vader-Chronicle/dp/145210655X/ref=pd_sim_a_1

Edit: And now I notice the typo and 'misdescription' in the title. ENJOY THE PICTURES.

Vader and Son & Vader's Little Princess make great gifts for parents if anyone's still looking. Gave one to my dad last year.

http://www.amazon.com/Vaders-Little-Princess-Jeffrey-Brown/dp/1452118698/ref=pd_bxgy_14_img_2?ie=UTF8&refRID=0E1JKNH718A7RRVAHFGP

Get a TUBSHROOM https://www.amazon.com/TubShroom-Revolutionary-Protector-Catcher-Strainer/dp/B01BYRMGCC/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1527410430&sr=8-3&keywords=tubshroom it will save you the headache

I read that in Roman times that salt was such a valuable commodity, that trying get enough salt to salt Carthage would have been such a massive economic undertaking that it probably never happened. It was more probably propaganda by the Romans as a warning never to fuck with them.

This was the book I found this tidbit of information in.

Also in the Roman times, pikes in the form that we know today, did not exist. The closest they had in that time period, was the Macedonian Sarissa.

History Nazi ftw?

Astor Bidet Fresh Water Spray Non-Electric Mechanical Bidet Toilet Seat Attachment CB-1000 https://www.amazon.com/dp/B003TPGPUW/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_LdhLAbZBPA5DT

I think you would thoroughly enjoy the book ['Salt: A World History' by Mark Kurlansky] (https://www.amazon.com/dp/0142001619/ref=cm_sw_r_sms_c_api_JvsOAbCM36WBA)

Step 1: Scan this book and post it on the Internet
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Profit

Actually, the creatures with horse heads and human body are living peacefully and symbiotically with full homo sapiens as observed here.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01B41PHJM/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_awdb_t1_PqSnDbYH1MYY4
Kind of pricey for something you can do much cheaper without Bluetooth though.

In case it helps anyone, you can remove any search terms in an amazon URL and replace with "product" (as the child did here) and you can also remove the "ref" section completely, so this one would end at after /B0032HF60M/

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B003TPGPUW/ref=oh_aui_search_detailpage?ie=UTF8&psc=1

That's the one I got, took all of 5 minutes to install. I can't imagine not having one now, just seems so unsanitary. I mean, if I got poop on my hands would I be content to just wipe it with a dry napkin and call it good?

You should create a darker humor Darth Vader and Son, Darth Vader's Little Princess and Goodnight Darth Vader

This is pretty close to plagiarizing Jeffery Brown's series "Vader's Little Princess".

http://www.amazon.com/Vaders-Little-Princess-Jeffrey-Brown/dp/1452118698

Read one of the 1,600 customer reviews. Enjoy

http://www.amazon.com/BIC-Cristal-1-0mm-Black-MSLP16-Blk/dp/B004F9QBE6/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1370119512&sr=8-2&keywords=bic+for+her

This book may interest you

May I introduce one of my favorite "books" "Darth Vader and Son"

http://www.amazon.com/books/dp/145210655X

Here are matching glasses for a truly "lit" outfit.

Could have saved some time...

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0032HF60M

At least you can get nice pens.

Amazon link, in case someone wants to support the author by actually buying the book.

Amazon

Although, I find the pig one funnier

I like the one for Bic pens for her:

http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/reviews/B004F9QBE6/ref=mw_dp_cr

Unscrew shower head, screw this on:

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0064TYE9Y

screw shower head on to that.

If that's not enough, there are other options, or you can go with a hand held head on a flex hose.

From the books written by Jeffrey Brown if anyone was curious.

http://www.amazon.com/Darth-Vader-Son-Jeffrey-Brown/dp/145210655X

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0032HF60M/rekcs9_hps_bw_g21_ir03?pf_rd_M=ATVPDKIICXODER&pf_rd_s=center-3&pf_rdr-1XWq42FH1K03Y7BMWQNM&pf_rd_+=101&pf_rd_p=1328901592&pf_rd_1=6579

That's a cool RC Car, kid.

<$20 solution

http://www.amazon.com/UA902-PK-Universal-Showering-Components-Adjustable/dp/B0064TYE9Y/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&qid=1422656641&sr=8-4&keywords=flexible+shower+arm&pebp=1422656640170&peasin=B0064TYE9Y

Why do people put up with this? Either get a detachable shower head or an extension arm.

If you live in an apartment just keep the original one so you can put it back on when you move out. You can usually install them without even using any tools.

Same problem here, I got a shower head extension, $20, does the job beautifully!

I'd strongly advise you to read this book:
http://www.amazon.com/Models-Attract-Women-Through-Honesty/dp/1463750358/ref=la_B00BIJOMOC_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1367701163&sr=1-1

You got the wrong one. Got this thing a year ago and it's the best quality one I've ever seen.

What resounding rebuttal. I have completely changed my opinion of this text, as your stunning handwriting analysis showcases that it is clearly a useless waste of paper.

Well, either that or that he's using a lady pen.

if you do feel yourself growing self-conscious, throw on one of those horse head masks to shift focus

For more lols read the Amazon reviews for the Bic For Her Ball Pen.

https://www.amazon.com/BIC-Cristal-1-0mm-Black-MSLP16-Blk/product-reviews/B004F9QBE6

>Same picture on amazon
>
> https://www.amazon.com/Ozeri-Kitchen-Precision-Weighing-Technology/dp/B07BG5BKG3

This is the same reason I hate EVERY shower. Buy one of these, it will be the best $20 bucks you'll ever spend. Take it with you when you travel.

I'm 6'4" and I use This to solve the problem. No more bending over in the shower. Unless you want to :)

Lowes took it down but Amazon doesn't care https://www.amazon.com/Ozeri-Kitchen-Precision-Weighing-Technology/dp/B07BG5BKG3

I have a book about the world history of Salt.

He wrote a book, too, it's on preorder.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0399164049/ref=oh_details_o00_s00_i00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

Couldn't have the decency to toss a link to the actual book?

http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/145210655X/ref=redir_mdp_mobile

You need this and this

Also to get them Vader and son. http://www.amazon.com/Darth-Vader-Star-Wars-Chronicle/dp/145210655X

Here's the book on Amazon

He should read Vader's Little Princess.

Even after all he did for her when she was younger

Or to shorten it even more

amzn.com/B0032HF60M

Click this one smarty pants

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0032HF60M

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0032HF60M/

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0032HF60M/rek=59_hps_bw_g2l_iro3?pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKXODER&pf_rds=center_3&pf_rd_r_1XWg42FH1K03Y7BMWQNM8pf_rd_E101&pf_rd_p=13289015F2&pf_rd_1=6579

Shorter link: amzn.com/B0032HF60M

You don't need this. Amazon url can be shortened to amazon.com/dp/B00[32HF60M]

Strangest looking cordless drill battery I've ever seen.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0032HF60M/

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0032HF60M This is what that kid asked for.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0032HF60M/ref=s9_hps_6w_g2l_ir03?pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKXODER&pf_rd_s=center-3&pf_rd_r=1XW42FH1KO3Y7BMWQNM&pf_rd_t=101&pf_rd_p=1328901542&pf_rd_r=6579

Or even just use Amazon's short URL

http://amzn.com/B0032HF60M

You can also remove the gp/product and replace it with dp

www.amazon.com/dp/B0032HF60M

Bahaha. Just bought this one after seeing this pic

http://amzn.com/B003G4IM4S
http://amzn.com/B0070QMUFA
http://amzn.com/B0070QMUN2
http://amzn.com/B0070QMULY
http://amzn.com/B004A2CMKK

The example pics are classic.

Or these http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B003G4IM4S

check out the other user uploaded pics!

http://www.amazon.com/gp/customer-media/product-gallery/B003G4IM4S/ref=cm_ciu_pdp_images_all

nice mask!

http://www.amazon.com/Accoutrements-12027-Horse-Head-Mask/dp/B003G4IM4S

That is obviously not a real horse, just somebody wearing an Accoutrements Horse Head Mask from amazon.com.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B003G4IM4S/ref=s9_simh_gw_p21_d0_g21_i2?pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_s=center-2&pf_rd_r=17QRTKDDQED19BQP6TCR&pf_rd_t=101&pf_rd_p=470938631&pf_rd_i=507846

i'd rather have the HDMI cable than most anything else in the 'customers who bought this also bought:'

for reference: http://www.amazon.com/Accoutrements-12027-Horse-Head-Mask/dp/B003G4IM4S/

Buy one of these for your home
https://smile.amazon.com/Astor-Non-Electric-Mechanical-Attachment-CB-1000/dp/B003TPGPUW/

Use the wipes when you have to go out of the house.

Bidet is under $30. http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B003TPGPUW/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?qid=1419025895&sr=8-1&pi=AC_SX200_QL40

$30 and prime shipping

http://www.amazon.com/Astor-Non-Electric-Mechanical-Toilet-Attachment/dp/B003TPGPUW/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1367967855&sr=8-2&keywords=bidet

I think you were overcharged, here is the same one with different colors on amazon.

Reminds me of BIC pens "for her". Read the reviews for lols.

[Must read reviews] (http://www.amazon.com/BIC-Cristal-1-0mm-Black-MSLP16-Blk/dp/B004F9QBE6)

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0064TYE9Y/ref=oh_details_o08_s00_i00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01B41PHJM/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_TvPnDbX3VTEDB

the link, kind sir

$64.99

Amazon Australia

https://www.amazon.com/Ozeri-Kitchen-Precision-Weighing-Technology/dp/B07BG5BKG3

If anyone's looking for the source, I believe it's from the children's book "Darth Vader and Son" by Jeffery Brown. He also has a couple other cool star wars children's books as well.

http://www.amazon.com/Darth-Vader-Son-Jeffrey-Brown/dp/145210655X

You only need the first part.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0032HF60M

It's a Kid Galaxy Morphibians Killer Whale remote control car. Looks pretty bad-ass.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B003TPGPUW/ref=mp_s_a_1_3?qid=1374472410&sr=8-3&pi=AC_SX110_SY190

Connects in between the water line and the tank. No more poopy butt.

The additional pictures for the horse head are ridiculous.

I to suffer from shag carpet hiney!

Solution:http://www.amazon.com/Astor-Non-Electric-Mechanical-Toilet-Attachment/dp/B003TPGPUW/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1367974027&sr=8-2&keywords=bidet

Remote controlled killer whale. I (28 M) am scrapping my Christmas list and using this kid's.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0032HF60M/

Kid Galaxy Morphibians Killer Whale?

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0032HF60M/ref=59_hps_6W_g21_1r03?pf_rd_mATVPDKLKXODER&pf_rd_s=center_3&pf_rd_r-1XW442FH1K03Y7BMWQNM&pf_rd_t=101&pf_rd_p=1328901542&pf_rd_t=16579

Killer whale dude!

Edit: Could be totally wrong. I just tried to copy from the pic.