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Wait, you're conceding that those people aren't always honest about what's in their head? The fuck you on about? How deluded are you to think the rest of the world has to think like you to make sense of things you can't mentally grasp? I "wish" for non-monogamy? The fuck you on about now? I WISH for 10 Million bucks, I WISH to be married to a clone of Marilyn Monroe in her prime, I WISH you'd wake the fuck up. WISH and REALITY are two very different things.

See, I live in reality. A world where I choose not to cheat on my SO. I know this is a foreign concept to you but it is indeed real. Why am I saying all this? Because you do not know me, you and I will never meet and I have nothing else to prove to you other than one simple fact of reality. There are many more people who do not desire to live a non-monogamous lifestyle because they do-not-want-it. So much so that they LIVE a life of monogamy.

So you're attempt at quoting yet another non-researched article will show how inept you are at coming to reality.

> Buss, D. M., & Shackelford, T. K. (1997). Susceptibility to infidelity in the first year of marriage. Journal of Research in Personality, 31, 193-221.
>"This study of 107 married couples examines three sets of possible predictors of infidelity:"

You quoted the number one scrutinized publication on marriage and infidelity because of how skewed the numbers can be. Literally, the margin was 1 city and 1 state. Austin Texas.
But here's where I again laugh at you're attempts at actual research. As in spending more than 2 minutes skimming an article for information that suits you.

> 30-60% of married couples engage in infidelity
I almost gave you an internet cookie, ...had you quoted the previous paragraph where it defines infidelity.

>flirting, passionately kissing, going on a romantic date, having a one night stand, having a brief affair, and having a serious affair.
... Participants provided estimates on separate 11-point scales for each type of infidelity.
> -Buss, D.M., & Shackelford, T.K (1997). Susceptibility to Infidelity in the First Year of Marriage. Journal of Research in Personality, 31, 199.

Each of the 214 members of the study gave their rating of each level of severity where any point above 6 was deemed infidelity and if their partner had committed. Which is the REASON why this study is not taken seriously. So couple A thinks having a serious affair is +6 while couple B thinks flirting is a +6. Both are deemed infidelity by the studies definition. Might want to have read that a little further instead of cherry picking a line you got from an article that summed up your way of thinking.

Your boy Buss has a couple other Best sellers that go along with your line of thinking. Lets see Amazon has his latest book at 599 on Medical Psychology of Sexuality Where it peaked and didn't go any further. Awww, shame that the rest of these vast numbers of people who cheat and are non-monogamous didn't buy into his books. Make a change for the better right? Sad that even real world statistics prove how wrong you are. ohh, I'm referring to the comments on this thread among people who should be bowing down to nude pics and gonewild stories. Among your own people who are anonymous and can freely speak, you have a vast majority disagreeing with you.

As for you being a woman, half your posts are "here's my wife". You sure as shit don't talk like a female. So, if you are then I stand corrected and even admit that I should have clicked on your username just once to see your post history. All my previous other statements stand true regardless if you're the wife or husband. As for the hot sex line, good for you.. just had hot sex this morning with my SO to. I'll have it again tomorrow night as well with her. Ohh, and I'm fairly close to you in age, though you act less like it than we both are judging from these posts.

http://www.amazon.com/California-Exotic-Novelties-Original-Control/dp/B004OA2Q7W/ref=sr_1_3?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1344786770&sr=1-3&keywords=remote+control+vibrator

This is the one we used. We just randomly picked it up at a sex store in Vegas, so I hadn't done any research or anything. Knowing a lot more about them now, I recently got something that gives my girlfriend's clit a lot more attention, because I want her to actually orgasm from the vibrator in public.

http://www.amazon.com/Berman-Center-Astrea-Remote-Vibrating/dp/B000C9PS6A/ref=sr_1_49?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1344787020&sr=1-49&keywords=remote+control+vibrator

She came from these in the bedroom, but we misplaced the remote before we had a chance to take them out in public. Maybe I'll have an updated story once we find the remote or get another pair. She goes into intense convulsions when she cums so it should be a pretty fun experience :)

Cupcake, you didn't "hit a nerve". You're hitting a buffet. People like you make me so happy about the choices I make and glad I'm not, literally, eating myself to death and value my health. You're enormous, huge, gigantic, disgusting. You're a cloven hooved, cow eyed, barnyard bovine. You should add "Livestock feedbag" to your Amazon "wish list". Lol I'll make it easy for you:

http://www.amazon.com/Outfitters-Supply-Classic-Leather-Feedbag/dp/B00M8F8ZTS/ref=sr_1_9?ie=UTF8&qid=1451160143&sr=8-9&keywords=feedbag

It's specially designed to allow you to breath while you're inhaling the enormous amounts of food you're ingesting. Lol

You can also add a Scootie to your "wish list":

http://www.amazon.com/Shoprider-Scootie-Wheel-Compact-Scooter/dp/B000O5G47O/ref=sr_1_fkmr0_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1451160479&sr=8-1-fkmr0&keywords=Scootie+puff+motorized+chair

Thanks for the kind words, J. It's good to know I'm not the only one with experiences like this. Thank you for your sacrifice in service!

My work currently has nothing to do with writing stories, so this is a first for me. I do more technical writing. I do have plans for a fiction series eventually, but honestly I'm happy just writing up these to practice taking real events and placing them in a story format.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B019P3T8JQ?*Version*=1&*entries*=0

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01945XNFA?*Version*=1&*entries*=0

FYI, this looks like the repost from /u/Beautiful_Hypnosis on /r/EroticHypnosis, but is not OP!

Original post is on https://www.reddit.com/r/EroticHypnosis/comments/9g16cf/i_let_myself_be_erotically_hypnotised_and_had_one/

For anyone interested in doing this for themselves, you want a progressive muscle relaxation with full body massage, followed by enhanced sensitivity suggestions. There's a good book, Mind Play that you can get from Kindle.

Slave Leia - Best costume ever!

You "accidentally" did one of the things that The Surrendered Wife suggests to fix marriages. I think you might enjoy the book.

For anyone interested, this is the finger like toy and this is the actual dildo she fucked me with. We are going to work up to this which I'm very excited about

Here are the Amazon links.

Affirmative Action

Hillary

Susan D.

The doctor who did the procedure provided them, but Amazon carries them too.
http://www.amazon.com/SpermCheck%C2%AE-VASECTOMY-2-Test-Kit/dp/B00KTI0JW2

Don't be foolish kids, wear protection especially when young and exposed to loud noises.

High fidelity Earplugs will allow you to hear at reasonable volumes and preserve sound quality

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B01DVWU3U0/ref=ya_aw_od_pi?ie=UTF8&psc=1