Best products from r/mildlypenis
We found 16 comments on r/mildlypenis discussing the most recommended products. We ran sentiment analysis on each of these comments to determine how redditors feel about different products. We found 25 products and ranked them based on the amount of positive reactions they received. Here are the top 20.
1. Paragon Crafts Multipurpose Rotary Cutter with 45 mm Blade Makes Fabric Cutting and Scrapbooking Easy. Comfortable Ergonomic Handle for Right and Left Handed Professionals and Hobbyists. Now Available with 3 Year Warranty.
- HOLIDAY MEGASALE - WAS 18.85 - ERGONOMIC DESIGN that sits well in your hand, regardless if you're right or left handed, so you can make cuts without stressing out your hands, joints, and fingers.
- SHARP 45mm blade that cuts fabric, cardboard, fleece, vinyl, denim, leather, thick foam boards, paper with ease. Special blade-locking mechanism lets you keep your blade safe when not in use.
- KNOW SOMEBODY WITH A CRAFTS INTEREST? THIS IS THE PERFECT GIFT - Precison Edge Blades,stylish design, make your loved ones happy with a premium quality Rotary Cutter, limited supply.
- FAST CUSTOMER SERVICE means any inquiries you have, will be responded to by a Paragon Crafts representative within 12 hours. Replacement blades are available. *****Please have a plier or wrench closeby to loosen screw, if needed*****
- UNCONDITIONAL 3 YEAR GUARANTEE (25.99 Value INCLUDED FREE - What if something happens? Buy ours and you're covered by a 100%, 3 Year Guarantee.
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▼ Read Reddit mentions2. GiGi Student Starter Hair Removal Waxing Kit
WELCOME A SMOOTH, FLAWLESS HAIR-FREE SKIN: Wanting to have a smooth, flawless, hair-free skin, but too busy to go to the salon? With GiGi Student Starter Hair Removal Waxing Kit, you can have a professional waxing at the comfort of your home! This kit provides all you need for an ultimate full-body ...
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4. Industrial Pipe Coat, Hat, Towel, Plant & Robe Hook by DIY Cartel - Commercial Grade Black Malleable Iron - Vintage Rustic Steampunk Farmhouse Furniture/Decor (45 Degree)
✔ SAVE MONEY & NO HASSLE - Sold by DIY CARTEL✔ VERSITILE & UNIQUE: This hook can be used for your: Plants, Coat, Towel, Robe, Hat, Robe, Apron, Jacket, Etc...✔ Seen in the famous ACE HOTEL, world class lounges & bars, top magazines & DIY blogs.✔ INDUSTRIAL GRADE IRON & EASY INSTALLATION: Ass...
▼ Read Reddit mentions5. iHeartRaves Rainbow Tie Dye Zip-Up One Piece Bodysuit (Medium)
Branch away from the typical bodysuit dive into a silky-soft, lustrous, Tie Dye Velvet Zip-Up Bodysuit.CUTE AND FLATTERING: This one-piece leotard features a sultry front zipper and a comfortable, flattering fit.SILKY-SOFT COMFORT: This super soft jumpsuit hug you in all the right places while givin...
▼ Read Reddit mentions6. Tetra HT Submersible Aquarium Heater With Electronic Thermostat, 50-Watt
- All Tetra HT heaters have indicator lights to let you know when the heater is on. It will be red when heating and green when the proper temperature has been reached.
- The HT10 uses a built in electronic theromstat to automatically maintain water at 78° F which is ideal for most tropical fish. No adjustment is requried.
- Ideal for aquariums between 2 to 10 gallons with hoods or glass canopies
- The HT heater is fully submersbile and can be installed vertically or horizontally. It's small footprint makes it easy to conceal behind plants or other décor.
- Please read all label information upon delivery. DO NOT plug heater into an electrical outlet until it is placed inside the aquarium.
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▼ Read Reddit mentions7. Jelly Eager Beaver, Flesh
- Rotates & Vibrates
- Multi-Speed
- Real Feel
- Phthalates Free^Multispeed^Rotating
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▼ Read Reddit mentions8. World's Largest Gummy Worm 3 Pound Blue Raspberry
We’ve taken the average gummy worm and made it 125 times bigger and better with the World’s Largest Gummy WormThe World’s Largest Gummy Worm! is 26” x 1 ½” and approximately 2.5 poundsGiant gummy worm is hand-made in the USAWorlds largest gummy worm makes a great gift for gummy candy love...
▼ Read Reddit mentions9. Imagekind Wall Art Print entitled Texas Chainsaw Massacre by Matt Owen | 16 x 24
Archival-quality UV-resistant inks.Material: Poster PaperShape: VerticalSubjects: Entertainment, Film, N/AStyle: Graphic/Design
▼ Read Reddit mentions10. Body Back Buddy Trigger Point Back Massager, Full Body Muscle Pain Relief, Handheld Massage Stick, Massage Cane, Instructions Included (Blue Marbled)
- The Original Trigger Point Tool - Trigger points are tight, tender, contracted muscle fibers, which cause pain. Using a Body Back Buddy to apply sustained pressure to a trigger point can interrupt the pain-spasm cycle. When you release the pressure, you will feel the muscle relax as fresh oxygenated blood flows in.
- 2 Hooks Are Better Than 1- The 2 hooks and 11 knobs (in 3 different shapes) were created to alleviate pain and soreness across the entire body. Unlike single muscle hook designs, the two hooks on the Body Back Buddy let you apply more leverage to more parts of the body. The 3 different shapes include acorns for deep tissue, round for gliding over larger muscle groups, and nubs for the lower back.
- Full Body Pain Relief - Designed to be the only massage tool you need to achieve fast, simple relief for your whole body. More than just a shoulder massager, the Body Back Buddy is built to directly target pressure points throughout the body located in the back, neck, shoulders, legs, feet, and thighs.
- Won't Bend or Break - The sturdy one piece construction is lab tested to be up to 30% stronger than other therapy canes. You can see and feel the difference. No assembly required. Ships to you ready to use out of the box.
- Proudly Made in the USA - Every Body Back Buddy is made in Knoxville, TN from materials sustainably sourced in the U.S. Built to last, every Body Back Buddy is backed by a Lifetime Guarantee. If not completely satisfied, contact our U.S. based support team.
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▼ Read Reddit mentions11. Charades Bunting Costume - Little Elephant-0-6 months
Baby elephant costume bunting and character headpieceGray with satin pink on bib and inside the giant ears on headpieceDesigned to fit babies 20 to 25 inchCombine with Charades' Baby, child, and adult animal costumes for a jungle full of funFrom inspiration, through design and construction, Charades...
▼ Read Reddit mentions12. Qt Dog 3-Piece The Package Bully Stick And Scrotum Dog Treat
- Premium Quality And All Natural
- Three Piece Chew Package Contains Bull Stick And Scrotum
- No Odor And Dogs Absolutely Love Them
- High In Protein And Low Fat
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▼ Read Reddit mentions13. Polyhedral Dice Double Colors Table Game Dice for Dungeons and Dragons MTG RPG DND with Gold Pattern Pouches 42 Pieces
7 sets, 42pieces, D20,D12,2xD10(00-90 and 0-9),1xD8,D6,D4.Mixed Colors,Double ColorsSix velvet bags, New Style with Gold Pattern, Bag size: 7cmx9cmacrylic material, Environmental protectionCheap and high quality. 100% Satisfied.
▼ Read Reddit mentions14. ADB Inc Sexy Cactus Seed Indoor Outdoor Ok
Sexy Cactus Seed Indoor Outdoor OkQuantity approx 10 seeds / packPackage: Professional PackGermination rate: HighZone 1-11
▼ Read Reddit mentions15. Booms Fishing Alarm Bell for Night Fishing with Bright Vision and Worry-Saving
- Birght for night fishing
- Sensitive bells enough for fish bites
- Solid product at a great price
- Clip-on for rod
- 20 pieces per unit
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▼ Read Reddit mentions16. Jade Leaf Matcha Green Tea Powder - Organic, Authentic Japanese Origin - Culinary Grade - Premium 2nd Harvest [1oz]
- 100% USDA Certified Organic Matcha Green Tea Powder - Pure Shade-Grown Green Tea Leaf Matcha Powder - Grown Without Pesticides or Harmful Fertilizers
- 100% USDA Certified Organic Matcha Green Tea Powder - Pure Shade-Grown Green Tea Leaf Matcha Powder - Grown Without Pesticides or Harmful Fertilizers
- Authentic Japanese Origin - less than 1% of tea fields in Japan are certified organic for strict farming practices. We source directly from partner family farms in Uji and Kagoshima, Japan.
- Create Amazing Matcha Tea Recipes - Culinary Grade Matcha is an affordable way to add a delicious, healthy boost to lattes, smoothies, baked goods, and other dishes
- Healthy Superfood - matcha is rich in antioxidants and is a great source of natural energy and mental clarity
- Love It or Your Money Back - if you are not 100% satisfied with your purchase of our Matcha for any reason, just email us and we'll refund your order in full, no questions asked
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![Jade Leaf Matcha Green Tea Powder - Organic, Authentic Japanese Origin - Culinary Grade - Premium 2nd Harvest [1oz]](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51FIr1xcbEL._SL300_.jpg)
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1. Paragon Crafts Multipurpose Rotary Cutter with 45 mm Blade Makes Fabric Cutting and Scrapbooking Easy. Comfortable Ergonomic Handle for Right and Left Handed Professionals and Hobbyists. Now Available with 3 Year Warranty.
- HOLIDAY MEGASALE - WAS 18.85 - ERGONOMIC DESIGN that sits well in your hand, regardless if you're right or left handed, so you can make cuts without stressing out your hands, joints, and fingers.
- SHARP 45mm blade that cuts fabric, cardboard, fleece, vinyl, denim, leather, thick foam boards, paper with ease. Special blade-locking mechanism lets you keep your blade safe when not in use.
- KNOW SOMEBODY WITH A CRAFTS INTEREST? THIS IS THE PERFECT GIFT - Precison Edge Blades,stylish design, make your loved ones happy with a premium quality Rotary Cutter, limited supply.
- FAST CUSTOMER SERVICE means any inquiries you have, will be responded to by a Paragon Crafts representative within 12 hours. Replacement blades are available. *****Please have a plier or wrench closeby to loosen screw, if needed*****
- UNCONDITIONAL 3 YEAR GUARANTEE (25.99 Value INCLUDED FREE - What if something happens? Buy ours and you're covered by a 100%, 3 Year Guarantee.
Features:
▼ Read Reddit mentions2. GiGi Student Starter Hair Removal Waxing Kit
WELCOME A SMOOTH, FLAWLESS HAIR-FREE SKIN: Wanting to have a smooth, flawless, hair-free skin, but too busy to go to the salon? With GiGi Student Starter Hair Removal Waxing Kit, you can have a professional waxing at the comfort of your home! This kit provides all you need for an ultimate full-body ...
▼ Read Reddit mentions4. Industrial Pipe Coat, Hat, Towel, Plant & Robe Hook by DIY Cartel - Commercial Grade Black Malleable Iron - Vintage Rustic Steampunk Farmhouse Furniture/Decor (45 Degree)
✔ SAVE MONEY & NO HASSLE - Sold by DIY CARTEL✔ VERSITILE & UNIQUE: This hook can be used for your: Plants, Coat, Towel, Robe, Hat, Robe, Apron, Jacket, Etc...✔ Seen in the famous ACE HOTEL, world class lounges & bars, top magazines & DIY blogs.✔ INDUSTRIAL GRADE IRON & EASY INSTALLATION: Ass...
▼ Read Reddit mentions5. iHeartRaves Rainbow Tie Dye Zip-Up One Piece Bodysuit (Medium)
Branch away from the typical bodysuit dive into a silky-soft, lustrous, Tie Dye Velvet Zip-Up Bodysuit.CUTE AND FLATTERING: This one-piece leotard features a sultry front zipper and a comfortable, flattering fit.SILKY-SOFT COMFORT: This super soft jumpsuit hug you in all the right places while givin...
▼ Read Reddit mentions6. Tetra HT Submersible Aquarium Heater With Electronic Thermostat, 50-Watt
- All Tetra HT heaters have indicator lights to let you know when the heater is on. It will be red when heating and green when the proper temperature has been reached.
- The HT10 uses a built in electronic theromstat to automatically maintain water at 78° F which is ideal for most tropical fish. No adjustment is requried.
- Ideal for aquariums between 2 to 10 gallons with hoods or glass canopies
- The HT heater is fully submersbile and can be installed vertically or horizontally. It's small footprint makes it easy to conceal behind plants or other décor.
- Please read all label information upon delivery. DO NOT plug heater into an electrical outlet until it is placed inside the aquarium.
Features:
▼ Read Reddit mentions7. Jelly Eager Beaver, Flesh
- Rotates & Vibrates
- Multi-Speed
- Real Feel
- Phthalates Free^Multispeed^Rotating
Features:
▼ Read Reddit mentions8. World's Largest Gummy Worm 3 Pound Blue Raspberry
We’ve taken the average gummy worm and made it 125 times bigger and better with the World’s Largest Gummy WormThe World’s Largest Gummy Worm! is 26” x 1 ½” and approximately 2.5 poundsGiant gummy worm is hand-made in the USAWorlds largest gummy worm makes a great gift for gummy candy love...
▼ Read Reddit mentions9. Imagekind Wall Art Print entitled Texas Chainsaw Massacre by Matt Owen | 16 x 24
Archival-quality UV-resistant inks.Material: Poster PaperShape: VerticalSubjects: Entertainment, Film, N/AStyle: Graphic/Design
▼ Read Reddit mentions10. Body Back Buddy Trigger Point Back Massager, Full Body Muscle Pain Relief, Handheld Massage Stick, Massage Cane, Instructions Included (Blue Marbled)
- The Original Trigger Point Tool - Trigger points are tight, tender, contracted muscle fibers, which cause pain. Using a Body Back Buddy to apply sustained pressure to a trigger point can interrupt the pain-spasm cycle. When you release the pressure, you will feel the muscle relax as fresh oxygenated blood flows in.
- 2 Hooks Are Better Than 1- The 2 hooks and 11 knobs (in 3 different shapes) were created to alleviate pain and soreness across the entire body. Unlike single muscle hook designs, the two hooks on the Body Back Buddy let you apply more leverage to more parts of the body. The 3 different shapes include acorns for deep tissue, round for gliding over larger muscle groups, and nubs for the lower back.
- Full Body Pain Relief - Designed to be the only massage tool you need to achieve fast, simple relief for your whole body. More than just a shoulder massager, the Body Back Buddy is built to directly target pressure points throughout the body located in the back, neck, shoulders, legs, feet, and thighs.
- Won't Bend or Break - The sturdy one piece construction is lab tested to be up to 30% stronger than other therapy canes. You can see and feel the difference. No assembly required. Ships to you ready to use out of the box.
- Proudly Made in the USA - Every Body Back Buddy is made in Knoxville, TN from materials sustainably sourced in the U.S. Built to last, every Body Back Buddy is backed by a Lifetime Guarantee. If not completely satisfied, contact our U.S. based support team.
Features:
▼ Read Reddit mentions11. Charades Bunting Costume - Little Elephant-0-6 months
Baby elephant costume bunting and character headpieceGray with satin pink on bib and inside the giant ears on headpieceDesigned to fit babies 20 to 25 inchCombine with Charades' Baby, child, and adult animal costumes for a jungle full of funFrom inspiration, through design and construction, Charades...
▼ Read Reddit mentions12. Qt Dog 3-Piece The Package Bully Stick And Scrotum Dog Treat
- Premium Quality And All Natural
- Three Piece Chew Package Contains Bull Stick And Scrotum
- No Odor And Dogs Absolutely Love Them
- High In Protein And Low Fat
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▼ Read Reddit mentions13. Polyhedral Dice Double Colors Table Game Dice for Dungeons and Dragons MTG RPG DND with Gold Pattern Pouches 42 Pieces
7 sets, 42pieces, D20,D12,2xD10(00-90 and 0-9),1xD8,D6,D4.Mixed Colors,Double ColorsSix velvet bags, New Style with Gold Pattern, Bag size: 7cmx9cmacrylic material, Environmental protectionCheap and high quality. 100% Satisfied.
▼ Read Reddit mentions14. ADB Inc Sexy Cactus Seed Indoor Outdoor Ok
Sexy Cactus Seed Indoor Outdoor OkQuantity approx 10 seeds / packPackage: Professional PackGermination rate: HighZone 1-11
▼ Read Reddit mentions15. Booms Fishing Alarm Bell for Night Fishing with Bright Vision and Worry-Saving
- Birght for night fishing
- Sensitive bells enough for fish bites
- Solid product at a great price
- Clip-on for rod
- 20 pieces per unit
Features:
▼ Read Reddit mentions16. Jade Leaf Matcha Green Tea Powder - Organic, Authentic Japanese Origin - Culinary Grade - Premium 2nd Harvest [1oz]
- 100% USDA Certified Organic Matcha Green Tea Powder - Pure Shade-Grown Green Tea Leaf Matcha Powder - Grown Without Pesticides or Harmful Fertilizers
- 100% USDA Certified Organic Matcha Green Tea Powder - Pure Shade-Grown Green Tea Leaf Matcha Powder - Grown Without Pesticides or Harmful Fertilizers
- Authentic Japanese Origin - less than 1% of tea fields in Japan are certified organic for strict farming practices. We source directly from partner family farms in Uji and Kagoshima, Japan.
- Create Amazing Matcha Tea Recipes - Culinary Grade Matcha is an affordable way to add a delicious, healthy boost to lattes, smoothies, baked goods, and other dishes
- Healthy Superfood - matcha is rich in antioxidants and is a great source of natural energy and mental clarity
- Love It or Your Money Back - if you are not 100% satisfied with your purchase of our Matcha for any reason, just email us and we'll refund your order in full, no questions asked
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3 Reasons Why You'll Absolutely LOVE This Product
No other one on Amazon can match the superior quality as ours, which is why we back your purchase up with a 100% guarantee!
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Tips for next time (if there is one):
The reason why he still has hairs (and probably hurt like a maniac), is because it wasn't done correctly and just broke off the hairs instead of ripping them out. Tell him to use gentle soaps for a while, and some coconut oil or scentless, light moisturizer to heal. Don't wear tight clothes, and don't touch it!! He's going to be super prone to zits/ingrown hairs for the next 12 hours now.
Cats Know Best by Colin Eisler The illustrator is Lesley Ann Ivory who did several cat books. It looks like her art in he mug.
The customer questions are pretty funny, too.
Haha yes here you go
iHeartRaves Rainbow Tie Dye Zip-Up One Piece Bodysuit (Medium) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00NI6ZXVY/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_RaBPBbYM1B04C
Looks more like a heater.
Edit: yup. it’s a heater.
Jelly Eager Beaver, Flesh https://www.amazon.com/dp/B001D1WTRM/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_Fn4IDbKX1Z1D1
For those interested in buying this delightful novelty, it can be found on Amazon for the low price of $23.
https://www.amazon.com/Worlds-Largest-Gummy-Worm-Rasberry/dp/B0064A5C6C/ref=pd_rhf_gw_p_img_5?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=F4TF1R6C6S84ECVN68R8
Wall Art Print entitled Texas Chainsaw Massacre by Matt Owen | 16 x 24 https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00G3H9JGK/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_c0QbAb6C8J3MB
Here's a link to the amazon page I found it on. It contains many more pictures of the device in use.
Found it: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B002P27TOQ/ref=cm_sw_r_sms_c_api_i_hW4JDbN9JCCTT
I really wish I had $20 to waste on getting the bonnet for myself.
Link?
Edit: found it https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07G5FK1HH/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_qMxLBb45YDSNR
At our store, we also sell a bull stick with two... well.... I'll let you see why it's called "The Package."
Proof that this is unintentionally phallic: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B018QXT864/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_kJ0NAbKENECTE
Amazon.com product page.
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00PFDH0IC/?th=1