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These are my real nails now!!!! They DO need to be encased in nail polish since they’re pretty flimsy, but no more fake nails. The polish helps toughen them up.

I used the bulk packages of Kiss nails, petite since I wanted them short. I used Kiss glue as well- both the nails and glue were recommended to me by someone’s mom who was a nail tech. I found the nails stuck a lot better if I roughed up the underside with a metal file. Making sure to press VERY firmly while the glue dried helped a ton, and just making sure I had some glue with me since they do sometimes fall off. If possible, wear gloves while doing stuff like washing dishes since water can make them fall off, but you can just put them back. I would also always double check them after I showered or whatever.

Again, I didn’t want anything crazy... just something that looked normal so I cut and shaped them short with a metal file. I actually lovingly called them “nail jail” since it was physically impossible for me to bite the nails under them. Here’s a picture of me wearing Kiss nails about 2 years ago, and some info on how I painted them.

As far as removal goes, you can soak them off in acetone, ooooooor just get a bowl of warm water and soak your hands until the nails fall off. Then you use acetone to clean off the glue bits left on your nails. With this method you can even clean the underside of the plastic nails and apply them again later if you really liked the design.

Glass files were less expensive than I thought! Looks like $10 for 3 from Amazon. They’re just gentler on nails and I guess are supposed to also help layers not flake off? I dunno, I just read about it and liked using them. All the fancy nail art youtubers love them so they must be good. 😆

Always happy to help another nail biter. I felt like no one else struggled like I did and it was so hard to find info I could actually use. I guess I sorta just came up with a method that worked for me, and I’m not tempted to bite anymore. They’re too pretty.

SRS

If you have Amazon Prime you can get these brushes

There's a ton like them in different colors also. I fell down a hole and am contemplating buying like 6 sets. I found some adorable mermaid tail ones lol.

srs Before you're discharged/sent home, ask your oral surgeon for a couple extra of these jawns. They were total lifesavers when I had my wisdom teeth out.

Your post-op discharge sheet will also probably recommend rinsing your mouth out with warm salt water periodically. DO IT! IT'S LIKE MAGIC! Your grill will feel so much better afterward.

this one?!

tbh i'm this close to buying a copy as an adult, it's so nostalgic and the looks/advice were honestly pretty great

My favorite skin product for palepalepale skin, it's great as foundation, concealer, and if you're not as pale as I am (and you're not!), it's a fab highlighter.

My dad actually built hers! Something about being retired and the closest thing to a grand kid he's going to get....

Here is a cool one on amazon though :)

netgo Women's Pink Wig Long Fluffy Curly Wavy Hair Wigs for Girl Heat Friendly Synthetic Cosplay Party Wigs https://www.amazon.com/dp/B074MMY177/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_yAGyCbVX9X5VM

Link to where I got it ^^!

Dude I know! Eva naturals has a good one on Amazon that I use a lot because TO is always sold out and difficult for me to get my hands on if you're ever interested:

Brandon is Satan?

srs - [these](http://www.Sharpie.com/ Color Burst Permanent Markers, Fine Point, Assorted Colors, 24-Count https://www.amazon.com/dp/B019QBPDSM/ref=cm_sw_r_other_apa_oj1HybG249JBF) look pretty close, & <$10!

Sabi Folio weekly a.m./p.m. pill box https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0079M5PLG/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_Q8peAbGGB1GFF

I️ have this and I️ love it.

I think this might be your best bet: http://www.amazon.com/Kiwi-Shoe-Polish-White-8OZ/dp/B00404SHYI

[for srs]I only have this stuff in orange. It's amazing. It turns into a wine colored stain (#SOFALL!), and doesn't come off until I wipe it off with Mineral Oil at the end of the day.

but what if she has pink undertones???
edit: use this one OP. I'm pretty sure NYX makes a dupe if that's too expensive, but I only use the most high-end makeups possible so you'll have to find it yourself.

Wow, um...you need this.

Ew is that a Kmart knife? I only use Yoshihiro knives for my eyeliner. But good for you making drugstore knives work, hunny!

Jimbo Char has nothing on the pail people. Check out my new favorite primer-> https://www.amazon.com/dp/B002BWTO1G/ref=sspa_dk_detail_2?psc=1&pd_rd_i=B002BWTO1G&pd_rd_w=p54C6&pf_rd_p=8a8f3917-7900-4ce8-ad90-adf0d53c0985&pd_rd_wg=BBI46&pf_rd_r=WC2JARYDCJCY6HGZWPNP&pd_rd_r=582c3da7-7656-11e9-88f1-c5c4d7a27c00

Srs wait tell me more about sugarpill on Amazon 👀 They have an Amazon store?? REEEEEE I'm getting it!!

Edit: For the curious