Best products from r/neckbeardstories

We found 4 comments on r/neckbeardstories discussing the most recommended products. We ran sentiment analysis on each of these comments to determine how redditors feel about different products. We found 4 products and ranked them based on the amount of positive reactions they received. Here are the top 20.

3. Salon Perfect Neon Collision Professional Nail Lacquer, 902 Shocked, 0.5 fl oz

    Features:
  • ✅ 【COMFORTABLE FOR YOUR PET】 - While wearing the BENCMATE Collar, the inflatable function and the soft outside material will let your dog wear it comfortably and it does not block your pet’s vision, they can eat, drink, sleep and play at ease while staying protected.
  • ✅ 【DESIGNED TO LAST】 - The protective collar is not just soft and washable but also featured scratch and bite resistance. It will not mark, scrape or damage your furniture. The materials we selected are meant for durable and long-lasting use. You can insert your pet’s everyday collar through the inner ring loops for stabilization.
  • ✅ 【PROTECTIVE AND GENTLE CARING】 - The dog cone alternative after surgery is designed to protect your pets from injuries, rashes, and post-surgery wounds, it will prevent pets from biting and licking their injured area or surgical site and promote recovery from surgery or wounds. The comfortable material also provides gentle caring for your pets.
  • ✅ 【ADJUSTABLE AND EASY STORING】 - You can easily adjust the collar strap for a perfect fit and put the strap side at the back of your dog’s neck in case of biting. Deflating and storing is also handy, store it in a small space for space-saving, and there is a zipper opening on one side, you can take the bag out and wash the outside cloth.
  • ✅ 【BENCMATE SUPPORT】 - BENCMATE recovery collars are designed to last. If a collar is defective or breaks within a year, we will issue a replacement. You are most welcome to contact our friendly, USA-based customer support team with any questions or concerns.
  • ✅ 【USEFUL TIPS】 - ①Measurement differences may exist, hence BENCMATE sincerely recommends you measure your pet’s neck circumference before purchasing to get a perfect size. ②If the collar is a bit large for your dog and easily falls off, please try to loop the daily collar with the recovery collar, it would be helpful to prevent the collar from falling off.
Salon Perfect Neon Collision Professional Nail Lacquer, 902 Shocked, 0.5 fl oz
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u/DrKoolaide · 8 pointsr/neckbeardstories

You make so little sense that it's hilarious.

I mean not quite as hilarious as this t shirt but still pretty funny. http://www.amazon.com/Custom-Shirts-Tupacca-Tee-Shirt/dp/B00PX5K21Y

u/Lolchocobo · 3 pointsr/neckbeardstories

>black shirt with a picture of wolves on it

Wouldn't have happened to have been this one, would it?

u/Scooby721 · 42 pointsr/neckbeardstories

I've got one. Back in August I was in Chic-Fil-A grabbing something to eat on my way home from work. When I walk in, I see a NB sitting at a table in full regalia: sandals, khaki cargo shorts and matching fedora. I would say he came in at 5'5" pushing 300 lbs. The M'lady on his arm was in jeans and a t-shirt. This guy had an upgrade to his NB uniform though-he was sporting the Doctor's scarf....in August....in central Mississippi. It was 90 degrees outside in the shade.

At this Chic-Fil-A, they take your name when you order, and then call it when your food is ready. So I'm standing there waiting, looking down at my phone checking my text messages, and I hear the girl behind the counter call out "Doctor?" in the most awkwardly way possible. I look up, look at him and can't help but to let out snorted chuckle.....he glared at me with burning hatred and if fedoras could have killed, I would have gotten one straight in the face.