Best products from r/ploungeafterdark
We found 17 comments on r/ploungeafterdark discussing the most recommended products. We ran sentiment analysis on each of these comments to determine how redditors feel about different products. We found 50 products and ranked them based on the amount of positive reactions they received. Here are the top 20.
1. California Exotic Novelties Booty Call Booty Player, Pink, 0.23 Pound
- Soft and smooth vibrating Silicone probe
- Nubby base for added stimulation
- 10 powerful functions of vibration, pulsation, and escalation
- Push button control with LED light
- Hold for 3 seconds to turn off
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2. TENGA Easy Beat EGG Mens Portable Pleasure Device, Male Sleeve Stroker EGG-001 Wavy
- Ultimate Pleasure: Our Wavy male masturbator EGG features multiple layers of soft, wavy ribs for continuous ecstasy-inducing sensation
- Super-Stretch Sensation: Discrete and portable, our one-size-fits-all male masturbators are constructed of super-stretchable elastomer that expands drastically for a snug fit regardless of size
- Unique Interiors: External designs of each EGG reflect the internal details within them – with a variety of different designs containing different sensations, you're sure to find a perfect match
- Disposable Easy-To-Use Design: Crack open the shell-like casing, pour in the attached lotion, and you're ready to go; Simply place our male stroker back in the shell and dispose of
- Made in Japan: Designed, engineered, and proudly created in Japan
- With the WAVY, multiple layers of soft, wavy ribs deliver a continuous ecstasy-inducing sensation
- Advanced one-size-fits-all, easy-to-use disposable male masturbator
- 15 different varieties each with different internal structures for a variety of great experiences
- Discreet, easy to carry case; Super-stretchable elastomer expands drastically for a snug fit regardless of your size
- Water-based lubricant lotion included in each Egg; one-use only; Made in Japan
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3. Master Series Inception Multi-Functional Sex Device, White (AD411)
This three in one orifice opening device adds max girth and lengthIt is super stretchy, allowing the ability to fit over any size manCan be used as a girth enhancer, orifice opener, and masturbation sleevePackage Dimensions: 26.67 L x 9.144 H x 15.748 W (centimeters)
4. J-Lube OB Lubric.Pwd 10Oz
- J-Lube OB Lubric.Pwd 10Oz
- J-lube is completely inert and non-irritating
- 10oz plastic bottle with Shaker top makes 6-8 gallons of lubricant
- Country Of Origin: United States
- Age Range Description: Kitten
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5. Five Nights at Freddy's DEMO [Download]
- Four animatronic mascots trying to kill you!
- Two nights to survive in demo mode!
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6. Asus U46E-BAL6 14'' Ultrabook, Core i7-2640M, 2.80GHz, 750GB HDD, 8GB Notebook
Networking: Integrated 802.11 b/g/n or 802.11 b/g , Built-in Bluetooth V3.0 (Optional), 10/100/1000 Base TInterface: 1 x Microphone-in jack, 1 x Headphone-out jack , 1 x VGA port/Mini D-sub 15-pin for external monitor, 1 x USB 3.0 port(s) , 2 x USB 2.0 port(s), 1 x RJ45 LAN Jack for LAN insert , 1 x...
7. Superlux HD 681 Dynamic Semi-Open Headphones
Dynamic50mm Neodymium Drivers CircumauralSemi-Open DesignSelf-Adjusting HeadbandLightweight and Comfortable Fit
8. Passion Natural Water-Based Lubricant - 34 oz
All Natural FormulaKeeps you moist longerValue SizedPassion is petrochemical-free, glycerin-free and paraben-free.
9. Mommy Laid An Egg: Or, Where Do Babies Come From?
- Used Book in Good Condition
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12. Sterling Silver "I Love You To The Moon and Back" Pendant Necklace, 18"
- Sterling silver necklace featuring two-piece moon pendant engraved with loving message of "I love you...to the moon & back"
- Box chain with spring-ring clasp
- Crafted in .925 sterling silver
- Imported
- An Amazon Brand
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13. Transformers Generations Titans Return Soundwave and Soundblaster
- Choose your side: Join the mighty Autobots or the destructive Decepticons
- Most Transformers toys feature awesome weapons and cool converting features
- Collect cool converting characters from the show Transformers: Robots in Disguise
- Relive the original adventures with Transformers Generations figures
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14. GiftWrap Etc. Small Double Sided Suction Cups - 20 mm, Set of 10, Clear, for Glass Windows, Windshield, Tile, Kitchen, Bathroom Mirror, Shower Wall, Terrarium, Car Window, Office
- 20 mm diameter (approximately 0.8 inches) - Arrive Ready for Use
- 10 mm from top to bottom (approximately 0.4 in) - Small and Discrete
- Sticks to clean glass and non-painted metal surfaces - Great for home use, in the office or in your vehicle
- Ideal for bathroom mirrors, kitchen windows and car windshields!
- Package includes 10 double sided suction cups - Just in case you lose one!
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If you're looking at around-the-house objects, you're not gonna find what you want. You're not even supposed to use a run of the mill waterproof vibrator up your tailpipe because they're made of hard plastic.
What you're looking for is something soft. Your body moves and squeezes and gives, so you need something small or something with body-safe silicone, preferably both.
Ebay's got plugs for $5 or less, with free shipping. There's really no excuse to not do your dang research and find something for you. Heck, there's places online where you can get all sorts of different toys if you save up for a bit.
And you're going to want lube to go with your new toy. Use a water-based lubricant, because silicone based lubes may interact with your toy and screw it up. Also, you're almost certainly going to want toy covers and cleaner. You can use cheap condoms as toy covers; just pull them over the toy when you're ready to play, have your fun, then peel the cover off and throw it away. Easy.
It's also really easy to try this in the bathtub, as the hot water helps you relax and makes clean up much easier. You'll need to relax and go slow your first time. Don't rush; you'll get there. Listen to your body and don't stress about size at first. Start with something reasonable.
If you try something small, make sure it has a base or a cord so you can't lose it. The same is true with small, egg-shaped vibrators; always get one with a cord instead of the cordless so you can always get it back out. Losing something inside yourself is not a fun trip to the ER. It's mortally embarassing for you, just another aggravating Tuesday night for them.
Back to clean up for a moment. You can usually wash most silicone toys in the dishwasher, but I'm guessing you're young and share your home with your family, so this may not be an option for you. Boiling your toy will kill anything you may get on it, but make sure you use plenty of water. If your toy touches the edge or bottom of the pot, it may melt a bit before you notice. It's not good for the toy or the pot, and here again is a good reason why it's smart to start small.
Now, assuming you order discreetly online and go pretty bargain basement about it, you can order a basic plug, lube, and possibly a lube shooter for about $15 total. If you want to get latex gloves and lube to try fingering with, that's even cheaper.
But if you're really looking for the most amount of bang for your buck, try a Tenga Egg instead. They're usually around $7 or less, you can order them for less on ebay, most sex stores carry them, and they are amazing. They're easy to clean, reusable to a point (they do stretch a bit after a while), and they come with enough lube to get you started. They feel wonderful, and you can masturbate with all of the regular techniques your body is already used to, or you can mix it up a bit and try something new. They're also small and easy to hide. I don't know why parents don't just hand these things out to teenage kids and let them go to town with 'em. Seriously, get a Tenga Egg. Don't shove it up your bum.
So, to recap:
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Edit: Hell, you can make your own pocket pussy with two sponges, a rubber glove, a cup, and some rubber bands. There's plenty of tutorials online, and you can get supplies for those at any dollar store. You can even soak it in warm water so the sponges make it feel nice and warm.
My favorite toy of all time (I think I talked about it back when I did those McTurner sextoy reviews) is the Master Series Inseption. It's a super fun to use toy and great for giving some of those old toys new life. I had it for about three months or so then I had to pack up to move to the apartment I'm in now so I just kinda throw all of my toys, after I cleaned them one last good time, into a lock box and put it with the rest of my stuff and kinda forgot about it for a week. Then, when I was feeling like taking care of some things, I unpack my toys only to see that it and like three other toys that I liked were in a puddle in the bottom of my box. I lost like 100 dollars worth of toys.
HA! And after our long discussion all those months ago about how you would never reciprocate sexually! I told you it's a lot of fun!
I recently got this and have found it to be wonderful. It stays in with no problems and it's got some strong vibes. I've got two other butt vibes and this is my favorite.
Also currently waiting on something from Bad-Dragon... Mmmmm..
No lube?! So I haven't tried BD lube (Though I want to), but I have tried J-Lube. J-Lube is pretty good stuff. Mix it yourself to your tastes.
https://www.amazon.com/Jorvet-J0109-J-Lube-Obstetrics-10-Ounce/dp/B006G2S17A
You haven't heard about Five Nights at Freddy's? Wow, you're in for a treat. Here's the demo on amazon, don't worry, it's free.
Seatie praising it some more?
Its damn good for 20 bucks and primeable!
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B002GHIPYI/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o00_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1
Just over a year ago I did a bunch of research in audiophile subreddits and fourms. These were the best 'budget' headphones that kicked ass. If i remember correctly they were like "Just get these until you are willing to spend $200+. and even then these superlux make some $200 headphones sound like crap"
I don't use them anymore because I ended up getting a wireless headset a few months ago. But my g/f uses them everyday and loves them. They are still holding up well even after a year and half of ownership and abuse.
Not really into panties, but those are nice. I think I may order this and some other stuff...
This one seems perfect for me.
Hey Betty
It's free on KU if you're interested.
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I'm gonna be getting this for a friend of mine as soon as I have money.
Looks like it's on Amazon, if that's an option
Idea!
To use your toy like a suction toy, I bet you could take some two sided suction cups and put them on the bottom!
Don't know what to do about your in laws though...
As am I.
This looks just as... interesting.
I've received that book as a joke.
Twice.
It reads seriously. But I've never attempted to cook something from it.
It has a companion bartenders book.