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1. Hyperkin Hyper Clack Tactile Mechanical Keyboard for PC/ Mac
- PC compatible via wired USB
- Gaote Blue tactile switches
- Customizable with Cherry MX-compatible keycaps
- Item Package Weight: 3.4 pounds
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2. Monopoly Rick and Morty Board Game | Based on the hit Adult Swim series Rick & Morty | Offically Licensed Rick Morty Merchandise | Themed Classic Monopoly Game
- Buy, sell and trade locations from the Rick & Morty Multiverse including the Cromulon Dimension, Gazorpazorp and Planet Squanch (not to mention a few places from your own Earth realm).
- This Monopoly features collectible tokens, Flooble Cranks, Gooble Boxes, custom Flurbo currency, and more!
- 6 collectible tokens include Council of Ricks Badge, Meeseeks Box, Oportal Gun, Plumbus, Rick's Car, and Snuffles' Helmet
- Custom Flooble Cranks and Gooble Boxes replace traditional Houses and Hotels
- 2-6 Players | Ages 17+ | 60+ Min Play Time
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3. Funko Toy: Rick & Morty - Portal Gun Toy Portal Gun,Multi-colored
Package dimensions: 9.0" L x 5.0" W x 10.0" HThe toy portal gun is approximately 8 inches long and is perfect for Rick & mort fans.Collect this portal gun with the other great Rick & mort Collectibles from FunkoMade in China
4. Rick and Morty Men's 12 Days of Socks Christmas Advent
- FASHION FORWARD RICK & MORTY SOCKS: Add a sci-fi touch to your look and put some style in your step with this officially licensed Rick and Morty 12 Days of Socks Gift Set!
- THE GIFT THAT KEEPS GIVING: This 12-pair multi-pack Rick and Morty socks gift set includes 6 packs of crew socks and 6 pairs of low-cut ankle socks. Enough variant of adventurous sock designs to match up with all your favorite clothes.
- 12 UNIQUE DESIGNS: These durable printed socks for men and women are fantastic and fashionable. Each pair features a unique Rick & Morty design, scene and character!
- COMFORTABLE & MOISTURE-WICKING: Expertly fabricated with the ideal detailing. 97% Polyester, 3% Spandex. Fits shoe sizes 6-12. Comfortable to wear keeping your feet fresh and dry while maintaining the image of fun socks.
- COOL & TRENDY GIFT IDEA: Sock set comes in an Advent calendar-style package for holiday fun. Packed in a box and ready for Wrapping. Makes an excellent Birthday, Christmas or Holiday gift for any Rick and Morty fan!
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5. Rick and Morty Total Rickall Cooperative Card Game
- Cooperative, but with no "table captain" issues
- Mimics the action and hilarity of the Rick and Morty Episode Total Rickall
- Easy to learn
- Feature many of the zaniest and wackiest characters from the episode
- Includes rules for advanced play with hidden roles
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8. Dogma [Blu-ray]
- No maintenance aquarium, a complete miniature world
- World's first totally enclosed ecosystem utilizing NASA technology
- Unique gift item, perfect blend of science and art
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9. Ravensburger New York City 32000 Piece Jigsaw Puzzle for Adults – Softclick Technology Means Pieces Fit Together Perfectly
- Bestselling puzzle brand worldwide - With over 1 billion puzzles sold, Ravensburger is the bestselling puzzle brand worldwide
- High quality components – Ravensburger’s jigsaw puzzles for adults are crafted with premium quality, in terms of both content and material, and are virtually dust free
- Anti-Glare surface - Ravensburger puzzles use an exclusively developed, extra-thick cardboard combined with our fine, linen structured paper to create a glare-free puzzle image and give you the best experience possible
- Makes a great gift - Puzzles are a fun activity to do alone or in a group, and make a great gift for all ages at birthdays and holidays
- Precision fit – No matter how large or small our puzzles, each is precision made so that every piece fits perfectly
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10. TERRO T300B Liquid Ant Bait Ant Killer, 12 Bait Stations
12 bait stations includedKills all common household antsPre-filled, ready-to-use bait stationsPatented design prevents bait from drying outAttracts ants fastContains BoraxPlace baits near ant trails or where ants are numerousUse all six baits to ensure sufficient supply for the ants
11. Men Of Science Mad Scientist Adult Swim Archer Professor Farnsworth Futurama Rick Sanchez Rick And Morty Mug Cup Cool Cup by Hot Joye
12. Minor's Szechuan Sauce and Hot Sauce, Made with Oyster Sauce, 4 lb 9 oz Bulk Bottle
Minor's Szechaun Sauce is a tangy and peppery sauce made with oyster sauce and a proprietary blend of special ingredients and seasoningsNo reconstitution Lower labor cost Dry storage Saves refrigerated space Versatile Better coating abilityIdeal for creating stir-frys, lo meins, wraps or the traditi...
13. Amscan Durable 16 oz. Plastic Cups, 50 pieces, Apple Red
- Package includes: 50 disposable plastic cups that can hold up to 18 oz. of beverage
- Features a vivid color of apple red with ribbed surface design for comfortable hand grip
- Excellent choice for serving your cold drinks and punch conveniently in your big event or celebration
- Save your time cleaning up with these durable disposable plastic cups
- Capacity: 18 Ounces
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14. Rick and Morty Book Two: Deluxe Edition (2)
- Friodur Ice-Hardened Blade For Exceptional Durability Of The Cutting Edge And Corrosion Resistance
- Ergonomic Plastic Handle: For Fatigue-Free And Safe Working With The Knife
- Blade Length: 7.87"
- From The Brand: Zwilling J.A. Henckels
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17. Cryptozoic Entertainment Mr. Meeseeks' Box O' Fun The Rick and Morty Dice Dares Game
- Button on the fancy box plays famous Meeseeks dialogue by Rick and Morty creator Justin Roiland
- Box doubles as a collectible Meeseeks Box
- Crazy, embarrassing, downright juicy dares makes for an uncomfortably good time
- Recreates the fun of the Rick and Morty episode "Meeseeks and Destroy"
- Hilarious adult party game you don't have to know the show to enjoy it
Features:
18. LED Projector (Warranty Included), ERISAN Updated Full Color 130" Image Pro Mini LCD LED Portable Projector for Home Theater Cinema Game-Support HD 1080P Video/800 Lumens IP/IR/USB/SD/HDMI
20. Men's Gold Military Flip Top Belt Buckle with Canvas Web Belt Small Black
- Gold Brass Men's polish flip-top style buckle comes with matching gold tip on belt.
- Belts can be easily resized to a smaller size for enhanced fit.
- Durable military style belt
- Buckle is interchangeable with any Build A Belt 1.25" web belt.
- Unisex
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Okay so I'm going to make a mass post of this whole thing based of what I've gathered on the internet.
So obviously there's a giant wienermobile inspired rick driving around, notice the awesome vanity plates and Mr. meeseeks Airdancers coming out of a meeseeks box.
Before we get to the merchandise I'd like to note that the stores will be open for around 2-4 hours depending on your location so check ahead online for your stores hours and be sure to get there around 3 hours early if you want to get everything you want as people mentioned the store has eventually sold out of product.
I'm not sure if this limited to 100 pin was specially made for this occasion or if they will be available at each stop.
Also not sure if these stickerswere given out or given with each purchase but they were also selling shirts of the same design you can buy online for $20
And now for the list:
poster* $10 (some people that were still in line once they closed up got one for free)
Funko plush $8 ($6 less than retail)
squanchy grow figure* $8 (homage to season 2 finale)
Funko pop figure $10 (equivalent to discounted retail price)
Rickmobile toy car(photos needed) $15
Meeseeks desktop whipper(photos needed) $20
Aluminum retro spaceship(photos needed) $40
Meeseeks box o fun game $30
Monopoly $40 (better deal on amazon here)
sock pack $10 (~$2 less than discounted retail price)
Iron on patch set(photos needed) $12
T-shirt* $20
Hoodie* $30
snapback hat* $20
backpack* $35
poopybutthole towel* $20
meeseeks ceramic jar set $30 (save on shipping at the rickmobile otherwise purchase here)
gwendolyn pool float* $40
*Rickmobile exclusive
And some photos of the merch setup
Edit: pretty impressed with myself that I got every item that was available, sorry to the stops who does have every piece of merch yet, more info and missing images on this photo list
Okay so if you can't make it to any of the stops and must resort to eBay, expect many people to go only to resell on there so don't pay crazy prices at first because the prices will always eventually drop. I would say don't pay more than double but I know what it's like to be really desperate for something.
Please help find More photos to help update this post.
Edit: I got autocorrected from more to Moreno and no one said anything
This is the shit I'm talking about. Don't pay these prices. The prices will get better as the rickmobile makes more stops.
Yeah, the various comic books subreddits have some great beginner reading guides, check their sidebars, most of them centered around a specific hero or something. As for procuring them, your local library probably has trade paperback editions, which are usually like 10 issues that form one contained story, might be worth it just to stop and browse. But also comic piracy is easy and widespread, i recommend ComicRack for a CBR reader, but Marvel Unlimited is pretty worth it, and DCs upcoming service might be too.
Most of the big crossover events arent that great, you have different writers writing the same characters at the same time and it winds up being a big mess, but some of the smaller crossover events that are more self contained are ok. Like this is a great Batman arc. https://comicbookreadingorders.com/dc/events/batman-no-mans-land-reading-order/ Sounds like a lot, but comics are only like 25 pages each. DC does have a lot more self contained books, like you dont need much Batman knowledge to pick up The Killing Joke or Year One or something.
Given whats hot right now, i wouldnt necessarily recommend the original Infinity saga, but if you really want to jump in with both feet, this is a lot of fun.
https://i.redd.it/p8961ff5wwmz.jpg
Thats the origin of the modern movie Guardians of the Galaxy for example so theres some familiar faces, but its got all this fun stuff with the Negative Zone and the Cancer-verse, and also Thanos and Galactus and...
Also theres Rick and Morty comics.
https://smile.amazon.com/Rick-Morty-Vol-Zac-Gorman/dp/1620102811/
Amazon!
Book 1
Book 2
Book 3
Book 4
If you’re doing some browsing online you’ll see that you can also buy individual comics, or volumes which are half the comics in a season in one book. The cheapest per comic is to buy the full book which is what I have linked above.
If you’re a fan of the show, I definitely recommend the comics. They are a good length, stand alone, and are different stories from the show. There’s a Jerry and Doofus rick one, a ball fondlers one, etc.
That and the full books are VERY well made, I’m honestly impressed. And they include a section that has the cover art for all the individual comics and the volumes so you can see that art to.
> Any idea what kind of projector I'd need? I'm not looking to break the bank, but I believe the secret is finding one bright enough...
I've had good luck with this one. Used it at my Dad's house when my brother and his kids came for a visit and then again at my cousin's house on the side of a barn out in the country. Scaled really nice IMHO! And at that price who is complaining?
My advice; get the lab coat, wig & unibrow from spirit costume. On the coat it will have the front opening the way you want it with the light lime green interior lining & no pockets where you don’t want them. And then take the coat to a tailor; preferably a good one. I’m tall and lanky like Rick so the standard coat fits me like a circus tent. It cost me more to tailor it than I paid for the coat, but you can get the shoulders right, the sleeves slimmed out along with the width of the full length of the coat brought in as well. I also recommend you show the tailor a clip of Rick (I chose the love rant.) Mine pointed out there’s a slight taper at the bottom after watching the clip.
Besides that I by chance already had the brown pants from goodwill a while back. The belt was fairly easy. You can choose between the one you slide in and fiddle with a little locking rod, but from experience with those in the navy they can be a bitch & a half to line up. I prefer using the flap model & feed the extra slack through the back side under the buckle: https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B013PTA778/ref=ya_aw_od_pi?ie=UTF8&psc=1.
The wig you will have to quaff/ mold to get it to stand right, and the unibrow for full expressions without looking janky will have to be spirit glued onto your actual eyebrows. Warning (not from experience, but still a fleeting idea of a possibility): do not put yourself in a situation around dickwhistles who will attempt to rip off your unibrow. Being spirit glued it will also take off your real eyebrows.
Get some white face paint at the Halloween store and use it sparingly to pale yourself out. Start with a little bit & spread it out to the best of your ability. If not pale enough, use a little bit more & repeat.
Portal gun is an easy accessory to find & if you’re having trouble finding it, then you should be ashamed of yourself & not even dress up as Rick as you are that much of a dipshit; consider changing costumes to Morty at that point.
Shoes I found at Ross. Porter Ellis portfolio: black, shiny (not too shiny), laces can be tucked in & give you the general foot shape Rick has. I wear 10 1/2 - 11 in vans & having a choice between Porter’s 10 1/2 & 9 1/2, I went with the 9 1/2’s. The toes are pointy but rounded off. Depending on how wide your feet are, you can get away with a smaller size to reduce that elongated appearance from the extra rounded point. I test wore them at work (which reminds me to add these can be multi-purposed if you don’t fuck them up while you’re getting schwifty) and found it’s mildly similar to the Japanese method of women breaking their feet to fit small shoes, but with being a tight fit it was not at all painful as my toes were not touching the front tips.
If this is too much work, by all means be a Jerry and half ass it, but I invested this year in a costume that will carry on for years to come.
My biggest takeaway isn’t going to be Halloween, but wandering Ren fair next weekend getting rickety-rickety Wrecked son!
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The middle one was part of a "12 Socks of Christmas" thing I bought for myself a couple months ago. I think I paid $15 (for 12 pairs). No, they don't stretch/look crappy as someone else posted in this thread... That said, they're definitely cheaper socks, but I love them!
Just came in from Amazon, it's pretty decent quality. It has the first 10 volumes of the comic, 40 pages of (honestly amazing) cover art and that neat-o sound chip that'll definitely not turn on while I'm sleeping!
Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/Rick-Morty-Hardcover-Book-1/dp/1620103605
WHAT IN THE EVER LOVING FUCK?!
https://www.amazon.com/Dogma-Blu-ray-Ben-Affleck/dp/B0011UF792/ref=tmm_blu_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=1551227749&sr=8-2
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$121 for the bluray?! Over $50 for the DVD?! Not available for streaming???
I had to google it, and this is apparently why:
https://comicbook.com/movies/2017/12/28/kevin-smith-explains-why-dogma-isn-t-available-digitally/
Thanks!
It's a mechanical keyboard that's a tribute to the Super NES!
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01MQTSDWG/
Not to diss if you just really like Monopoly (if so, enjoy!) but there are also a couple other Rick and Morty tabletop games that are, in my opinion at least, way more fun.
Total Rickall is basically a recreation of the episode of the same name. It involves lying to your friends! $15: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01BEZTEXS/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_TPmvybTDRT00S
Mr. Meeseeks Box o Fun is a ridiculous dare game where you have to complete stupid tasks so Meeseeks can die. Reminds me a bit of Quelf, for anyone who's played that. $30: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01BEZTAGE/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_DQmvybHSP8YW7
Regardless, cool gift!
There is
Ravensburger New York City 32000 Piece Jigsaw Puzzle for Adults – Softclick Technology Means Pieces Fit Together Perfectly https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00IVOPK52/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_gn43CbF71F41Y
Idk if it’s 2 years...
yep works awesome.
https://www.amazon.com/TERRO-T300B-2-Pack-Liquid-Baits/dp/B00E4GACB8/
I think it was total rickall the game. Is actually pretty good. You can get it here
Fun party game. Check it out
They came in a 12 pack boxed like an Advent calendar that I got for Christmas. That's how we recognized each other. :)
Yes, that one, but I ordered it from the US amazon rather than a 3rd party on the UK site, but it shouldn't make a difference, there's only one pressing of the disc at the moment as far as I know.
I just saw a recipe video on youtube for homemade sauce. It looks pretty amazing.
Now - the McDonald's version will probably taste like cayenne, ketchup, and soy sauce, but I'll hold out until I can get my hands on the real deal.
So far, I imagine the closest thing to what McDonalds will put out is probably this: https://smile.amazon.com/Minors-Sauce-Szechwan-73-oz/dp/B008CFOBMS/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_product_top?ie=UTF8
Does Volume 1 include every issue? Where do the comics take place in the story line time wise? After season 2? Weaved in?
Sorry for all the questions... I'm new to comics (this is actually the first one I will have ever purchased).
I found it in white https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01G8JTGI8/
Not as good as black, but better then teal.
OP, where can we source the black version?
I, too, would like to know where OP found the black one. I found a white one on Amazon, but I think printed graphics on white mugs look super lame
currently the monopoly game is $7 cheaper on amazon FYI https://www.amazon.com/Monopoly-Rick-Morty-Board-Game/dp/B01JCKGCWS
Amazon is a good bet
It took me 10 seconds to find your answer for you.
The good thing about Google, you can literally ask it anything.
Link for those interested.
The Amazon link you provided is from a third-party seller, so you actually wouldn't be supporting the creators at all if you bought that. Amazon doesn't typically sell single issues of comics themselves.
You can, however, get the trade paperback from Amazon, which collects the first 5 or 6 issues.
I have this one. The art looks just like the TV show for the most part.
EDIT: Looked again...I see the sloppiness...
You can buy it easily already: Minor's Sauce, Szechwan, 73 oz https://www.amazon.com/dp/B008CFOBMS/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_kHs4ybFCCVA0C
Amazon!
Funko Toy: Rick & Morty - Portal... https://www.amazon.com/dp/B071GVGFQF?ref=yo_pop_ma_swf
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01BEZTEXS/ref=sr_ph_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1467488271&sr=sr-1&keywords=rick+and+morty
I would wait and buy it directly from amazon. I bought my copy from amazon for $15.00. I have no idea why MyQuickMart is charging $30.00.
Some other 3rd party sites have it for $10.00 but are currently sold out.
Found it on Amazon aswell
(https://www.amazon.de/Monopoly-Rick-Morty-USAopoly/dp/B01JCKGCWS/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1473068942&sr=8-1&keywords=rick+and+morty+monopoly)
Its available on Amazon
https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B01BEZTEXS/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1487030711&sr=8-1&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_QL65&keywords=total+rickall&dpPl=1&dpID=612CIWxvsmL&ref=plSrch
It still exists, at least at the time I'm typing this:
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00LOWJ6JY
But you can't find it any more by searching the site. My guess is that Amazon wants to sell more digital download copies until it gets a little closer to the release date.
You can get one on Amazon too: https://www.amazon.com/Meeseeks-Rick-Morty-Dice-Dares/dp/B01BEZTAGE
Just checking as I'm paranoid: you ordered this one and it wasn't region locked when you played it?
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00LOWJ6JY It's been delisted on search results though.
So this is not it? Rick and Morty Volume 1 https://www.amazon.com/dp/1620102811/ref=cm_sw_r_sms_awd_CXcHwbG3QGA4A
Here you go http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1620102811/ref=s9_cartx_gw_g14_i1_r?pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_s=desktop-1&pf_rd_r=1C1M6PGCDFMMT9HHHBAX&pf_rd_t=36701&pf_rd_p=2079475242&pf_rd_i=desktop
https://zenmonkeystudios.com/product-category/rick-and-morty/ my company.
http://www.ripplejunction.com/shop-by-interest/rick-and-morty.html
RJ's shirt company.
https://www.jinx.com/p/rick_and_morty_meeseeks_happy_plush.html
J!NX's dolls.
http://www.amazon.com/Rick-Morty-Tp/dp/1620102811/ref=sr_1_sc_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1448949723&sr=8-1-spell&keywords=ricka+nd+morty+comic
Their comics by Onipress.
Individual comics are more expensive, try buying [en masse] (http://www.amazon.com/Rick-Morty-Volume-Tp/dp/1620102811)
Book 2 isn't out yet. It releases November 7th.
https://www.amazon.com/Rick-Morty-Hardcover-Book-2/dp/1620104393
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00LOWJ6JY/ref=s9_simh_gw_p74_d3_i1?pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_s=center-6&pf_rd_r=1PTQEFYKSNC5AHKESWCQ&pf_rd_t=101&pf_rd_p=1688200302&pf_rd_i=507846
Amazon.
Amazon.ca also has it now.
http://www.amazon.ca/Rick-Morty-Complete-Season-Blu-ray/dp/B00LOWJ6JY/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1416957547&sr=8-1&keywords=rick+and+morty
https://www.amazon.com/Monopoly-Rick-Morty-Board-Game/dp/B01JCKGCWS
> This item can be shipped to select countries outside of the U.S
http://smile.amazon.com/Rick-Morty-Complete-Season-Blu-ray/dp/B00LOWJ6JY?sa-no-redirect=1
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00LOWJ6JY/ref=s9_simh_gw_p74_d3_i1?pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_s=center-6&pf_rd_r=1PTQEFYKSNC5AHKESWCQ&pf_rd_t=101&pf_rd_p=1688200302&pf_rd_i=507846
https://www.amazon.com/Rick-Morty-Roy-The-Game/dp/B01BEZTEXS
Total Rickall
Yes
https://www.amazon.com/Rick-Morty-Total-Rickall-Cooperative/dp/B01BEZTEXS/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1466443105&sr=8-1&keywords=rick+and+morty+card+game
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01BEZTEXS/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_Oy1Rzb4NWSASC
I found it on Amazon
https://www.amazon.com/Monopoly-Rick-Morty-Board-Game/dp/B01JCKGCWS/ref=sr_1_fkmr1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1473061886&sr=8-1-fkmr1&keywords=rick+n+morty+monopoly
You can also find it here
Probably? I bought the hard cover collection.
https://smile.amazon.com/gp/product/1620103605/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o02_s01?ie=UTF8&psc=1
It's from the comics. You can read them here.
It's on google drive, so there shouldn't be any issues for anybody. The typical websites that host the comics are usually unsafe places to be browsing. But now that most of it is on my google drive, it's way safer.
They put a lot of work into these things, so I also suggest getting physical copies of the comic to support them.
And for anybody who has to get shit done today, be warned. It can easily take 3 hours or so to read through them all. I take no responsibility if you binge read them when you've got shit to do.
It has now been updated to include issues 16-19
Don't encourage this, don't buy monopoly, don't be "that" guy, monopoly has got to be the worst board game in existence, it feeds on fandom culture by releasing these, mostly pointless, "themed" boards. I bet Rick hates monopoly (the board game in this case)
Go get the Total Rickall game if you want a R&M Themed board game, it's rated quite well.
https://www.amazon.com/Rick-Morty-Total-Rickall-Cooperative/dp/B01BEZTEXS