Best products from r/shittyaskalawyer
We found 2 comments on r/shittyaskalawyer discussing the most recommended products. We ran sentiment analysis on each of these comments to determine how redditors feel about different products. We found 2 products and ranked them based on the amount of positive reactions they received. Here are the top 20.
1. The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
- Andrews McMeel Publishing
- Join Calvin and Hobbes on all their adventures in this four-volume collection of every comic strip from the comic strip’s eleven year history (1985 to1996).
- It is durable and long lasting
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- CUSTOM ARTWEAR: Our apparel is designed by artists who create stunning works of art that come to life through rich and vibrant colors; these creative and life-like wolf tee shirts are unique and wearable masterpieces
- FUN NOVELTY SHIRTS: These creations mimic our environment in a fun and novel way. Realistic howling wolves over a moon create an instant conversational piece and a great gift for those who appreciate the strength of wolves and all they stand for
- ALL NATURAL QUALITY MATERIALS: 100% cotton, water based inks, and organic dyes ensure the shirt doesn’t emit nasty toxins; our hand dyeing process make these custom shirts a work of art
- ULTRA SOFT AND COMFORTABLE: Using only high quality materials, these shirts will not lose their shape and are easy to care for, just toss in the washing machine on cold, tumble dry low (no bleach)
- ENVIRONMENT FIRST PRODUCTION: Since 1972, we remain committed to using sustainable practices that preserve our natural resources; designed and printed in the USA, we are deeply tied to this commitment and continue to implement the latest practices
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1. The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
- Andrews McMeel Publishing
- Join Calvin and Hobbes on all their adventures in this four-volume collection of every comic strip from the comic strip’s eleven year history (1985 to1996).
- It is durable and long lasting
Features:
▼ Read Reddit mentions2. The Mountain Men's Three Wolf Moon Short Sleeve Tee
- CUSTOM ARTWEAR: Our apparel is designed by artists who create stunning works of art that come to life through rich and vibrant colors; these creative and life-like wolf tee shirts are unique and wearable masterpieces
- FUN NOVELTY SHIRTS: These creations mimic our environment in a fun and novel way. Realistic howling wolves over a moon create an instant conversational piece and a great gift for those who appreciate the strength of wolves and all they stand for
- ALL NATURAL QUALITY MATERIALS: 100% cotton, water based inks, and organic dyes ensure the shirt doesn’t emit nasty toxins; our hand dyeing process make these custom shirts a work of art
- ULTRA SOFT AND COMFORTABLE: Using only high quality materials, these shirts will not lose their shape and are easy to care for, just toss in the washing machine on cold, tumble dry low (no bleach)
- ENVIRONMENT FIRST PRODUCTION: Since 1972, we remain committed to using sustainable practices that preserve our natural resources; designed and printed in the USA, we are deeply tied to this commitment and continue to implement the latest practices
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You actually bring up a very interesting point and it's something most people don't realize about the law.
In court, you're technically bound by whatever law you swear on. Since our legal system's based on English common law, which is roughly Judeo-Christian, the Bible's the default.
But that actually becomes part of the problem with Gitmo. All the terrorists there want to swear on the Koran, binding them with Sharia law. And under that law, killing infidels is nbd, so they'd be free to go. To counter that we're playing the waiting game, not giving them trials until they fold and agree to swear on something else. We're hoping to haggle them down to at least the Talmud, maybe the Vedas.
Now you're suggesting swearing on Wonder Woman's lasso of truth, in comic form. Let me tell you, that's a losing strategy. Not only does that require you to tell the truth, but if things go wrong you could end up in some kinky bondage situation.
Here's what I recommend instead: swear on a copy of Calvin and Hobbes. Congratulations, now you are bound by the laws of Calvinball.
And in Calvinball, you make the rules.
She doesn't have a case. You need to counter-sue her for fraud, slander and libel. I will represent you, but it will require at least 30 dollars and a Wolf Shirt I can wear to court.