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I must state before continuing my expertise is in Relative Quantum Electrochromatics. My medical training is only limited to my medical degree from WebMD University. I can tell you now. Do not go outside. This is very important. You need to go to Amazon and buy a gas mask. I know it is expensive, but this is your health we are messing with. This is a very serious condition boogeritosis noseeitis can be fatal under the wrong conditions. Hold your breath and retrieve the package when it arrives. Don the mask and then proceed quickly to your closest medical treatment facility. This can be cured but will take some time. Remain calm and everything will be fine. Trust me I'm a scientist and a scientist is always fine.

Edit: Just noticed that selection on Amazon is currently out of stock. Here is an alternative that is still acceptable. Honeywell is a good company for this sort of thing. I trust them and by the commutitve property since I trust them and you should trust a scientist you should trust the company.

A cheap microphone such as this one costs $10.17

A trillion of these would be worth $10.170.000.000.000,- (estimated market value)

An iPhone 5 costs $599,- so a million iPhones would be worth $599.000.000,- (again, an estimation not representative of actual street value of converted phones)

So converting to microphones seems like the profitable thing to do, right?
But factoring in storage and transport, plus the current market demand for microphones versus that of the iPhone 5, I would say the most practical option would be to convert to phones.

Sure, microphoning might eventually earn you more money by securing bulk orders or plain scamming people into buying the 'latest and greatest in microphone technology'(some friends of mine did this and I could type a whole post about hard selling microphones), but you will always wonder how fast the cash could have been raked in had you gone with the fast moving phone. You want to balance effort and cash over time, so think long and hard what your priorities in life are and handle accordingly.

Save yourself a lot of hassle and take the easy route, man. We've all been where you are right now with your megaphone, and take it from me, you don't want to be slinging microphones for the rest of your life.

I have a personal version of this, a handheld red dragon flame thrower for weeding, hook to a propane tank, light it, have way too much fun weeding until you realize weeding next to a PVC pipe is making the pipe start to melt... Also, I wouldn't use it in a grass yard as it will kill all the grass around the weed too. But in an Arizona rock yard, it works great. Can't kill rocks.

In all seriousness, it works really well. My yard is rock, anything growing in it is most likely a weed, run the flame over it for a couple seconds and the weed looks normal, but dies inside. 3-4 days later the weed completely brown and dried out to the point where the next time the wind blows it disintegrates. Or you can walk over it and it pulverizes from the impact.

It is not harmful to the soil like sprays can be, and it doesn't prevent new weeds from sprouting, so if you want to use it to control weeds you have to do it daily to catch new growth before it can germinate for a while. But its the most stupid-fun way to weed my yard I've ever had. I just don't do weeds right up against the house, cause I like my house, and don't want to risk it.

I'd imagine for farmers, this kind of thing could be very useful, you're killing all the weeds that grew while you prepped the field, before you planted, which could provide nutrients back to the soil from decomposing plant growth and your crop doesn't have to compete with the larger weeds to grow and you don't have to spend time pulling the weeds on a large field before the crop is planted.

Ah HA! you have fallen into my logical trap, this universal consciousness is clearly just another name for Yahweh Intelligent Designer! I urge you to see the light and convert rationale and accept the scientific truth, you heathen science denier!

P.S.: fixed the sir to ma'am, but i can still keep the bitch where it is right?

P.S.S.: I had a colleague back in my PhD days that later became the dean of Naturopathy, and he definitely recommend this book ! He's been using this textbook for his undergrad lecture and only 60% of his students have died from easily preventable diseases because they only use herb instead of medicine to treat themselves. GREAT READ!

Short answer: no, it's not a diet problem. It's perfectly natural.

The long answer is that dog feces are unprocessed Magic Grow Capsules (see here) that expand and grow in the water. Enterprising businesses will often collect dog feces so that they can make the popular children's bath toy. There is some controversy over their collection, though. Dogs rarely receive compensation for their efforts and so will eat their own poop to prevent corporations from making money off of it.

It works just like fucking anything else - your genitals and some friction. For him, and for her.

Clinical studies show magnet fucking can have positive health effects, such as enhanced chi flow through your Q zone, as well as lowering your body thetan count. Always consult a psychic friend before fucking a magnet, just to be sure it won't anger any spirits.

Yes, mostly. One thing to keep in mind is that the weight of typing is in fact distributed over time. If you type slowly you run less risk of bogging down the compiler. Also, try not to use uppercase letters. They are not heavy per se, but using Shift to type them, effectively doubles the strength needed to input them into the compiler. Your best bet by far is to use a rubber keyboard. This model is a bestseller with programmers working in weakly typed languages.

Not a shitty answer to a shitty question, but this was a pretty interesting book that dealt with that subject. His previous book, The Descent (which the movie was not based upon) is much, much better.

Not much more than leaks regularly. Unless your home is properly insulated to contain your wi-fi vast amounts are leaking constantly.

The best way to insulate your home on a budget is to first buy about a hundred packs of these then glue them along the grout lines as well as along the edges of doors and windows. This, while not as effective as professional Wi-Fi insulation will vastly improve your connections speeds.

This will cost under $2000 and a weekend to do. Professional insulation can cost upwards of $50,000. If you are willing to spend the extra money almost zero (0.0043 Wifis/sec is the average) Wi-Fi will be able to escape. With the DIY method you will probably have a leak rate of 1-3 Wifis/sec depending on how thorough you are. To put it in perspective the average uninsulated home leaks 24 Wifis/sec. Opening a door usually only increases the amount by about 0.5 Wifis/sec. Which is negligible on an uninsulated home, however while downloading large ammounts you will notice some benefit after insulating your home.

I myself have professional insulation and have measure my leak rate to be about 0.0027. I like to let the Wi-Fi build up in my home while I'm out so I can download things very quickly when I get home.

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This would be a good start, with the added benefit of filling the house with a pleasant aroma.

awesome, I'm always impressed by any kind of metal work.

I mean, they've got solar powered battery chargers on the market already, its essentially that. But I guess you've got a functional art piece instead of just a battery charger with your idea.

But I totally want solar rechargeable battery on my cell phone now.

^^^didn't ^^^we ^^^have ^^^calculators ^^^that ^^^could ^^^do ^^^this ^^^/s

You will need one of these cables

A little pricey but you will have the best AD4K experience.

Also try the forever war by Joe Haldeman (you can also get the whole trilogy as an omnibus edition here - http://www.amazon.co.uk/Peace-And-War-Omnibus-GOLLANCZ/dp/0575079193) Really good sci-fi which won the hugo award and is in the same theme as enders game, i feel!

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Once it hits the ground it spoils fast. What you need to do is get the lightning while its fresh.

Next time there is lightning you need a tool like this. Extend it fully and run around outside with it all the way in the air.

Most dont know this but you can even get free electricity from the powerlines in you neighborhood with the same tool. No lightning required.

It was all because of the AutoExec cover-up.