(Part 2) Best products from r/shittyfoodporn
We found 24 comments on r/shittyfoodporn discussing the most recommended products. We ran sentiment analysis on each of these comments to determine how redditors feel about different products. We found 175 products and ranked them based on the amount of positive reactions they received. Here are the products ranked 21-40. You can also go back to the previous section.
21. Surepromise 52 Pcs Stainless Steel Cake Decorating Icing Pastry Piping Nozzles Tips
- Create your own stunning cakes and cookies with this set of 52 icing nozzles
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▼ Read Reddit mentions22. Lowrey's Bacon Curls Microwave Pork Rinds (Chicharrones), Original, 1.75 Ounce (Pack of 18)
- Pack of 18, 1.75-ounce bags of original microwave pork rinds (31.5 total ounces)
- Less than 1g total carbs per serving; 6g protein per serving
- Hot & crispy pork rinds made right in the microwave
- Only 6g of total fat per serving, less fat than traditional pork rinds
- Eat them right from the bag or with your favorite sauce
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▼ Read Reddit mentions23. Dave's Gourmet Ultimate Insanity Hot Sauce, 5-Ounces Class Bottles (Pack of 1)
- HEAT LEVEL: Insanely Hot++! Recommended for ascendant chileheads. Our original insanity recipe kicked up with smoky Red Savina Habaneros for a heat experience that is even hotter than Dave's Original Insanity Sauce.
- VERSATILE CONDIMENT: Try it on everything! Our hot sauces can add fiery flavor and zest to any dish. Pepper sauce makes a great complement to barbecue, soup, sandwiches, pizza, tacos, burgers, burritos, chicken wings, and more.
- HEALTHY BLEND: Dave’s Gourmet hot sauces are blended without preservatives, artificial colors, or artificial flavors. Our blends are low fat, gluten-free, and low sodium. Inside, find the highest quality peppers and ingredients.
- INNOVATIVE AND AUTHENTIC: Hot sauce is our specialty. Dave’s Gourmet sauces are expertly crafted for balanced flavor, incredible heat, and an insanely enjoyable experience. We’ve got the sauce for you.
- DAVE'S GOURMET: We're passionate about bringing you delicious and distinctive sauces, seasonings, snacks, and specialty foods; Explore our line of pasta sauces, peppers, and hot sauces.
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▼ Read Reddit mentions24. Swivel Store Organizer Storage System
- Just slide and swivel for easy access
- Keeps spices organized in less than 4 inches of space
- Same size as a cereal box to give you more room in your cabinet
- Holds 20 standard size spice botles
- No installation
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▼ Read Reddit mentions25. Victorinox Fibrox Pro Knife, 8-Inch Chef's FFP, 8 Inch, Black
- For home chefs & professionals. This Fibro Pro chef's knife has been the top choice of both home chefs and professionals alike. Expertly crafted with a tapered stainless steel edge that cuts with ease and efficiency.
- Fit for all tasks. Designed to handle kitchen tasks both big and small, This durable knife's razor sharp and laser-tested blade effortlessly chops, minces, slices and dices. An essential for every kitchen.
- Easy handling. Each knife features an ergonomic handle made from thermoplastic Elastomer (TPE) for a non-slip grip - even when wet. This exceptional knife is weighted and balanced for easy handling.
- Knife Dimensions. Blade made out of stainless steel material - 7. 9 inches in length. Made with dishwasher safe materials for an easy clean.
- Trusted Swiss quality. Expertly crafted in Switzerland in 1884, Victorinox provides a lifetime against defects in material and workmanship. Making a Lifetime commitment has never been so easy.
- Included Components: Fibrox Pro 8-Inch Chef'S Knife, Ffp
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▼ Read Reddit mentions26. Cereal Marshmallows, 21 oz.
- Add Extra to your Normal Marshmallow Cereal or to Any Cereal Eat as Candy Enjoy anytime
- Assorted dehydrated Marshmallows by Kraft
- Their bright colors and small size make it fun to add to any special baked treat, whether mixed in or added as a topping
- They can easily be added to a bowl of cereal or a steaming mug of hot chocolate
- Repackaged from bulk, Made by Kraft Company
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▼ Read Reddit mentions27. PB2 Powdered Peanut Butter,6.5 oz
- PB2 FOODS is the original creator of powdered peanut butter, proudly manufactured in Georgia, USA
- PB2 POWDERED PEANUT BUTTER tastes great and is more healthy than traditional peanut butter
- EASY TO MIX into your smoothies, protein shakes, spreads, or drizzle on your favorite treats
- LOW CARB and KETO FRIENDLY: 90% less fat, 1g of added sugar, 6g of protein, and 60 calories/serving
- CERTIFIED GLUTEN FREE and made with NON-GMO INGREDIENTS
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▼ Read Reddit mentions28. Rapid Ramen Cooker | Microwave Ramen in 3 Minutes | Perfect for Dorm, Small Kitchen, or Office | Dishwasher-Safe, Microwaveable, BPA-Free (Black 2 Pack)
- EASY MEALS -- A healthier and faster way to cook ramen noodles! For days when you need a quick meal, the Rapid Ramen Cooker makes your favorite brand of ramen in just 2 to 3 minutes with half the sodium
- TOP NOTCH TOOL - It’s an essential for college student dorms or busy adults with hungry kids. You’ll never have to worry about water to boil or washing pans, or other dishes. The heat-resistant handles make it easy & safe to remove from the microwave
- TAKE ON-THE-GO -- Unlike other containers or accessories, the Rapid Ramen Cooker is durable yet convenient enough to be portable, making it perfect for storing in the office kitchen. Reusable for up to 5 years
- HEALTHY, INSTANT, DELICIOUS -- Cooks perfect ramen noodles every time! To use, simply add noodles, half the seasoning packet, fill with water to the fill line, and microwave for 3 minutes or according to your preference
- Rapid Brands helps you achieve stovetop flavor at microwave speed. Now you can cook your favorite foods in a fraction of the time with our wide selection of patented products, including: Rapid Oatmeal Cooker, Rapid Mac Cooker, and Rapid Cake Baker
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▼ Read Reddit mentions29. Matouk's West Indian Hot Sauce - 10oz
This products are Nutrition for Sustained Energy
▼ Read Reddit mentions30. Happy Tummy II - Digestive Cleanse
- Highly recommended by Dr. Staninger - Promotes internal cleanse through elimination of stagnating fecal matters from the large and the small intestines; thereby cleaning the blood stream.
- Promotes a healthy intestinal environment for better nutritional assimilation.
- Use this regularly to clean out your digestive system. Contains plenty of natural fiber and is beneficial as a stool softener.
- Nourishes and strengthens the waste-filtering process. ** The result should be 5-15 eliminations when taking it two times a day.
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▼ Read Reddit mentions31. Sweet Sue Canned Whole Chicken without Giblets 50oz Can (Pack of 4)
- 4 - 50oz Cans
- Whole Canned Chicken - No Giblets
- Fully Cooked
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▼ Read Reddit mentions32. Nordic Ware Deluxe Plate Cover
- Protects against food splatter while cooking and keeps food Warm after cooking
- Fits dinner plates up to 10 inches in diameter, covers Dimensions are interior Dimensions 10.25 x 10.25 inches and exterior Dimensions 11 x 11 inches
- Bpa and Melamine free plastic; do not use under the broiler or on stovetop burners.
- Dishwasher use not recommended
- Made in the USA
- Item Shape: Round
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▼ Read Reddit mentions33. Nordic Ware Microwave Eggs 'n Muffin Breakfast Pan
- Make eggs and sausage in one pan, breakfast in minutes
- 2 piece design – comes apart for easy cleaning
- Cover can be removed to use base for serving
- Microwave and Dishwasher safe
- Made in the USA
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▼ Read Reddit mentions34. Kitchen Helper K5SPS Spam Musubi Sushi Rice Press
Famous Spam Musubi Press and Great for spam musubiAlso can be used for hakozushiMade of easy to clean, thick acrylic & Easy to useGreat for making rice for a lunchboxUse to press sushi rice into a neat 2 inch by 2 inch by 4 inch shape
▼ Read Reddit mentions35. Kool-Aid Drink Mix, Sugar Sweetened Invisible Cherry, 19-Ounce Container (Pack of 4)
- Pack of four 19-ounce jars, each jar containing mix for 8 quarts (total of 76 ounces / 32 quarts)
- Sweetened with sugar and fructose
- Caffeine-free; vitamin C added
- Recipes using Kool-Aid include those for baked goods, play dough, and jelly
- Artificial flavored invisible cherry
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▼ Read Reddit mentions36. Nasco WA04313 Human Body Fat Replica, 5 lb.
- Human body fat replica provides students and patients with a physical and visual representation of excess body fat
- Represents approximate volume of 5 lb. of human fatty tissue
- Soft and pliable vinyl plastic construction enables users to hold and manipulate the model - 15 x 6 inches
- Weighs 5 lb.
- From Nasco - The Leader in Education Products for Over 75 years
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▼ Read Reddit mentions37. Bellemain Multi-Function Egg Cooker Boils Eggs, Makes Omelets, Steams Vegetables and More
PERFECT EGGS EVERY TIME: Timing eggs for the right soft, medium or hard-boiled consistency can be tricky. The Bellemain Egg Cooker removes all the guesswork - you get eggs the way you want every time.FLUFFY OMELETTES THAT ARE FIRM AND MOIST: Flipping omelettes by hand gets messy, but when you steam ...
▼ Read Reddit mentions38. Cuisinart Convection, Stainless Steel Steam & Convection Oven, 20x15
1800 Watt Rating120 minutes of steady, uninterrupted steam , UC LWH: 22.05" x 17.32" x 13.27" ; MC LWH: 23.15" x 18.03" x 14.49".Specialized bread proofing technology, Bakes & proofs bread better and faster. Increases moisture retentionAccommodates a whole 4.5 lb. chicken or a 12" pizza.UC Cubic fee...
▼ Read Reddit mentions39. The Fast-5 Diet and the Fast-5 Lifestyle: A Little Book About Making Big Changes
- Used Book in Good Condition
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▼ Read Reddit mentions40. Bar Keepers Friend Powdered Cleanser 12-Ounces (1-Pack)
- As a bleach-free product, Cleanser & Polish is an ideal stainless steel cleaner and can easily remove rust, tarnish, mineral deposits, and tough stains from most surfaces.
- SURFACES: Stainless Steel, Porcelain, Ceramic, Copper Alloys, Fiberglass, Corian, Brass, Bronze, Chrome, Aluminum.
- KITCHEN: Sinks, Cookware, Stove cooktops and exteriors, Countertops (non-stone), Backsplashes, Porcelain or Ceramic Dishes, Drained Floors.
- BATHROOM: Sinks, Bathtubs, and Showers, Faucets, Toilets, Tile, and Grout.
- OUTDOORS: Rust Stains, Plant and Pollution Grime, Vehicles and Boats (test first), Siding, Grills, Tools, Sporting Equipment.
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▼ Read Reddit mentionsTop comments mentioning products on r/shittyfoodporn:
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21. Surepromise 52 Pcs Stainless Steel Cake Decorating Icing Pastry Piping Nozzles Tips
- Create your own stunning cakes and cookies with this set of 52 icing nozzles
Features:
▼ Read Reddit mentions22. Lowrey's Bacon Curls Microwave Pork Rinds (Chicharrones), Original, 1.75 Ounce (Pack of 18)
- Pack of 18, 1.75-ounce bags of original microwave pork rinds (31.5 total ounces)
- Less than 1g total carbs per serving; 6g protein per serving
- Hot & crispy pork rinds made right in the microwave
- Only 6g of total fat per serving, less fat than traditional pork rinds
- Eat them right from the bag or with your favorite sauce
Features:
▼ Read Reddit mentions23. Dave's Gourmet Ultimate Insanity Hot Sauce, 5-Ounces Class Bottles (Pack of 1)
- HEAT LEVEL: Insanely Hot++! Recommended for ascendant chileheads. Our original insanity recipe kicked up with smoky Red Savina Habaneros for a heat experience that is even hotter than Dave's Original Insanity Sauce.
- VERSATILE CONDIMENT: Try it on everything! Our hot sauces can add fiery flavor and zest to any dish. Pepper sauce makes a great complement to barbecue, soup, sandwiches, pizza, tacos, burgers, burritos, chicken wings, and more.
- HEALTHY BLEND: Dave’s Gourmet hot sauces are blended without preservatives, artificial colors, or artificial flavors. Our blends are low fat, gluten-free, and low sodium. Inside, find the highest quality peppers and ingredients.
- INNOVATIVE AND AUTHENTIC: Hot sauce is our specialty. Dave’s Gourmet sauces are expertly crafted for balanced flavor, incredible heat, and an insanely enjoyable experience. We’ve got the sauce for you.
- DAVE'S GOURMET: We're passionate about bringing you delicious and distinctive sauces, seasonings, snacks, and specialty foods; Explore our line of pasta sauces, peppers, and hot sauces.
Features:
▼ Read Reddit mentions24. Swivel Store Organizer Storage System
- Just slide and swivel for easy access
- Keeps spices organized in less than 4 inches of space
- Same size as a cereal box to give you more room in your cabinet
- Holds 20 standard size spice botles
- No installation
Features:
▼ Read Reddit mentions25. Victorinox Fibrox Pro Knife, 8-Inch Chef's FFP, 8 Inch, Black
- For home chefs & professionals. This Fibro Pro chef's knife has been the top choice of both home chefs and professionals alike. Expertly crafted with a tapered stainless steel edge that cuts with ease and efficiency.
- Fit for all tasks. Designed to handle kitchen tasks both big and small, This durable knife's razor sharp and laser-tested blade effortlessly chops, minces, slices and dices. An essential for every kitchen.
- Easy handling. Each knife features an ergonomic handle made from thermoplastic Elastomer (TPE) for a non-slip grip - even when wet. This exceptional knife is weighted and balanced for easy handling.
- Knife Dimensions. Blade made out of stainless steel material - 7. 9 inches in length. Made with dishwasher safe materials for an easy clean.
- Trusted Swiss quality. Expertly crafted in Switzerland in 1884, Victorinox provides a lifetime against defects in material and workmanship. Making a Lifetime commitment has never been so easy.
- Included Components: Fibrox Pro 8-Inch Chef'S Knife, Ffp
Features:
▼ Read Reddit mentions26. Cereal Marshmallows, 21 oz.
- Add Extra to your Normal Marshmallow Cereal or to Any Cereal Eat as Candy Enjoy anytime
- Assorted dehydrated Marshmallows by Kraft
- Their bright colors and small size make it fun to add to any special baked treat, whether mixed in or added as a topping
- They can easily be added to a bowl of cereal or a steaming mug of hot chocolate
- Repackaged from bulk, Made by Kraft Company
Features:
▼ Read Reddit mentions27. PB2 Powdered Peanut Butter,6.5 oz
- PB2 FOODS is the original creator of powdered peanut butter, proudly manufactured in Georgia, USA
- PB2 POWDERED PEANUT BUTTER tastes great and is more healthy than traditional peanut butter
- EASY TO MIX into your smoothies, protein shakes, spreads, or drizzle on your favorite treats
- LOW CARB and KETO FRIENDLY: 90% less fat, 1g of added sugar, 6g of protein, and 60 calories/serving
- CERTIFIED GLUTEN FREE and made with NON-GMO INGREDIENTS
Features:
▼ Read Reddit mentions28. Rapid Ramen Cooker | Microwave Ramen in 3 Minutes | Perfect for Dorm, Small Kitchen, or Office | Dishwasher-Safe, Microwaveable, BPA-Free (Black 2 Pack)
- EASY MEALS -- A healthier and faster way to cook ramen noodles! For days when you need a quick meal, the Rapid Ramen Cooker makes your favorite brand of ramen in just 2 to 3 minutes with half the sodium
- TOP NOTCH TOOL - It’s an essential for college student dorms or busy adults with hungry kids. You’ll never have to worry about water to boil or washing pans, or other dishes. The heat-resistant handles make it easy & safe to remove from the microwave
- TAKE ON-THE-GO -- Unlike other containers or accessories, the Rapid Ramen Cooker is durable yet convenient enough to be portable, making it perfect for storing in the office kitchen. Reusable for up to 5 years
- HEALTHY, INSTANT, DELICIOUS -- Cooks perfect ramen noodles every time! To use, simply add noodles, half the seasoning packet, fill with water to the fill line, and microwave for 3 minutes or according to your preference
- Rapid Brands helps you achieve stovetop flavor at microwave speed. Now you can cook your favorite foods in a fraction of the time with our wide selection of patented products, including: Rapid Oatmeal Cooker, Rapid Mac Cooker, and Rapid Cake Baker
Features:
▼ Read Reddit mentions29. Matouk's West Indian Hot Sauce - 10oz
This products are Nutrition for Sustained Energy
▼ Read Reddit mentions30. Happy Tummy II - Digestive Cleanse
- Highly recommended by Dr. Staninger - Promotes internal cleanse through elimination of stagnating fecal matters from the large and the small intestines; thereby cleaning the blood stream.
- Promotes a healthy intestinal environment for better nutritional assimilation.
- Use this regularly to clean out your digestive system. Contains plenty of natural fiber and is beneficial as a stool softener.
- Nourishes and strengthens the waste-filtering process. ** The result should be 5-15 eliminations when taking it two times a day.
Features:
▼ Read Reddit mentions31. Sweet Sue Canned Whole Chicken without Giblets 50oz Can (Pack of 4)
- 4 - 50oz Cans
- Whole Canned Chicken - No Giblets
- Fully Cooked
Features:
▼ Read Reddit mentions32. Nordic Ware Deluxe Plate Cover
- Protects against food splatter while cooking and keeps food Warm after cooking
- Fits dinner plates up to 10 inches in diameter, covers Dimensions are interior Dimensions 10.25 x 10.25 inches and exterior Dimensions 11 x 11 inches
- Bpa and Melamine free plastic; do not use under the broiler or on stovetop burners.
- Dishwasher use not recommended
- Made in the USA
- Item Shape: Round
Features:
▼ Read Reddit mentions33. Nordic Ware Microwave Eggs 'n Muffin Breakfast Pan
- Make eggs and sausage in one pan, breakfast in minutes
- 2 piece design – comes apart for easy cleaning
- Cover can be removed to use base for serving
- Microwave and Dishwasher safe
- Made in the USA
Features:
▼ Read Reddit mentions34. Kitchen Helper K5SPS Spam Musubi Sushi Rice Press
Famous Spam Musubi Press and Great for spam musubiAlso can be used for hakozushiMade of easy to clean, thick acrylic & Easy to useGreat for making rice for a lunchboxUse to press sushi rice into a neat 2 inch by 2 inch by 4 inch shape
▼ Read Reddit mentions35. Kool-Aid Drink Mix, Sugar Sweetened Invisible Cherry, 19-Ounce Container (Pack of 4)
- Pack of four 19-ounce jars, each jar containing mix for 8 quarts (total of 76 ounces / 32 quarts)
- Sweetened with sugar and fructose
- Caffeine-free; vitamin C added
- Recipes using Kool-Aid include those for baked goods, play dough, and jelly
- Artificial flavored invisible cherry
Features:
▼ Read Reddit mentions36. Nasco WA04313 Human Body Fat Replica, 5 lb.
- Human body fat replica provides students and patients with a physical and visual representation of excess body fat
- Represents approximate volume of 5 lb. of human fatty tissue
- Soft and pliable vinyl plastic construction enables users to hold and manipulate the model - 15 x 6 inches
- Weighs 5 lb.
- From Nasco - The Leader in Education Products for Over 75 years
Features:
▼ Read Reddit mentions37. Bellemain Multi-Function Egg Cooker Boils Eggs, Makes Omelets, Steams Vegetables and More
PERFECT EGGS EVERY TIME: Timing eggs for the right soft, medium or hard-boiled consistency can be tricky. The Bellemain Egg Cooker removes all the guesswork - you get eggs the way you want every time.FLUFFY OMELETTES THAT ARE FIRM AND MOIST: Flipping omelettes by hand gets messy, but when you steam ...
▼ Read Reddit mentions38. Cuisinart Convection, Stainless Steel Steam & Convection Oven, 20x15
1800 Watt Rating120 minutes of steady, uninterrupted steam , UC LWH: 22.05" x 17.32" x 13.27" ; MC LWH: 23.15" x 18.03" x 14.49".Specialized bread proofing technology, Bakes & proofs bread better and faster. Increases moisture retentionAccommodates a whole 4.5 lb. chicken or a 12" pizza.UC Cubic fee...
▼ Read Reddit mentions39. The Fast-5 Diet and the Fast-5 Lifestyle: A Little Book About Making Big Changes
- Used Book in Good Condition
Features:
▼ Read Reddit mentions40. Bar Keepers Friend Powdered Cleanser 12-Ounces (1-Pack)
- As a bleach-free product, Cleanser & Polish is an ideal stainless steel cleaner and can easily remove rust, tarnish, mineral deposits, and tough stains from most surfaces.
- SURFACES: Stainless Steel, Porcelain, Ceramic, Copper Alloys, Fiberglass, Corian, Brass, Bronze, Chrome, Aluminum.
- KITCHEN: Sinks, Cookware, Stove cooktops and exteriors, Countertops (non-stone), Backsplashes, Porcelain or Ceramic Dishes, Drained Floors.
- BATHROOM: Sinks, Bathtubs, and Showers, Faucets, Toilets, Tile, and Grout.
- OUTDOORS: Rust Stains, Plant and Pollution Grime, Vehicles and Boats (test first), Siding, Grills, Tools, Sporting Equipment.
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Get a proper piping bag like these
http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/B000N20RXA/ref=redir_mdp_mobile/280-3466333-8404919
and some different tips. Like these
http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/B007HXG1BU/ref=pd_aw_sim_kh_3?refRID=0RPY7D6TJSFDZ30B8XJH
It will look 100 times better
These things are AWESOME! The spicy ones are a little to hot for me. I've got a box of the regular ones on my auto order list from Amazon. I go through a 2 boxes a year.
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B000UPFWW6
Just ordered the Ultimate Insanity! I'm nervous and excited to try it out. Wish me luck!
Same here. I've got three of those Swivel Stores in my pantry: one for baking and sweets, one for peppers and herbs, and one for salts and miscellaneous. That's not the exact system, but you hopefully get the idea. And then I've got a drawer for the spices I use most often; that's kind of a mish-mash of different things, but I'm familiar enough with the different jars/bottles that I don't have to worry about getting them mixed up.
Looks good! But if you do want a decent knife at a good price
Boom
It's actually pretty good for peanut butter cravings without dropping 200 calories on 2 tablespoons.
Tapatio is good too ... kinda similar to Cholula. My personal favorite is Matouk's though.
No. I got mine on Amazon and that's not it.
Currently unavailable! Damn! I need more pretty soon.
Happy Tummy II - Digestive Cleanse https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00DG84LR6
Sure is - http://www.amazon.com/Sweet-Sue-Chicken-without-Giblets/dp/B00BX31YC6 - people claim it makes amazing dumplings. I will never know..
Do people not have those microwave plate covers? Keeps your microwave clean, and I think it also cooks your food better.
I am pretty sure the Koolaid with sugar added comes in those bigger plastic containers and not in the little paper envelopes. like this one
Wow, I saw the same thing in nutrition class!!
This is the best stuff IMO. Works on almost any set-in-stain.
https://www.amazon.com/Bar-Keepers-Friend%C2%AE-Cleanser-Polish/dp/B000V72992
I'm just going to put this here.
one of my best purchases ever...
If you ever want to lose weight, consider intermittent fasting. It's great for people who like big meals.
https://www.amazon.com/Fast-5-Diet-Lifestyle/dp/0977253406
I love this thing and use it all the time.
https://www.amazon.com/Bellemain-Multi-Function-Cooker-Omelets-Vegetables/dp/B01E7MSU5S/ref=sr_1_1?s=kitchen&ie=UTF8&qid=1486826648&sr=1-1-spons&keywords=egg+cooker&psc=1
Best money I ever spent in the kitchen was this little jewel. I rarely even use my microwave anymore:
https://www.amazon.com/Cuisinart-CSO-300N1-Steam-Convection-Stainless/dp/B01JRT2WOG
The rice soaking is generally called for in a lot of sushi rice recipes, they claim it kind of jump starts the water absorption, but i don't really have any science to back that up.
Sushi rice is really sticky, a few grains of rice helps the seaweed edges stick to each other.
Musubi press!
You can just buy them.
What a time to be alive!
http://www.amazon.com/Discount-Herbals-DH-8-Cereal-Marshmallows/dp/B001PM0KRU
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You're not supposed to roll spam musubi either. You get one of these things and press the rice into a spam-slice-shaped block. Unlike sushi rolling, it's pretty foolproof.
I had a similar thought too. I put a gob of peanut butter in a shaker cup and it didn't really work. What does work, however, is powdered peanut butter!