Best products from r/smalldickproblems
We found 5 comments on r/smalldickproblems discussing the most recommended products. We ran sentiment analysis on each of these comments to determine how redditors feel about different products. We found 29 products and ranked them based on the amount of positive reactions they received. Here are the top 20.
1. SPORTSHEETS - Under the Bed Restraint System
- ALWAYS TRUST THE ORIGINAL: The Under the Bed Restraint System is a SPORTSHEETS original - that's right, we invented it. Many have tried, but none have matched the quality or comfort of our innovative bondage kit created to quench your curiosity.
- DESIGNED WITH COMFORT IN MIND: Soft, adjustable neoprene cuffs are the cornerstone of the Under the Bed Restraint System which can be custom configured to fit beds and bodies of all shapes and sizes.
- MADE WITH BODY-SAFE MATERIALS: The Under the Bed Restraint System features Nylon webbing, skin-safe plastic, and nickel-free metal hardware, so the bondage gear is only uncomfortable if that's how your sex slave deserves it.
- SET UP IS A BREEZE: SPORTSHEETS knows that fun and intimacy are your top priorities, which is why the Under the Bed Restraint System is designed for quick set-up under any mattress so you can get down to business with no waiting.
- GREAT FOR TRAVEL: Take your sexual fantasies to new locations with the compact design of the Under the Bed Restraint System. It takes up almost no space in your luggage making these bondage restraints perfect for BDSM couples on-the-go!
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▼ Read Reddit mentions2. Vixen Creations Goodfella Vixskin, Vanilla, 1 Count
For many of us, our wish has come true Goodful is here Sporting realistic 3D balls that are designed to hang in front of the harness or joque No more bruises from those O-rings and snapsGoodful was also designed as a packy and pack and play Just give the base a pinch and back it into the harnessGood...
▼ Read Reddit mentions3. Ecoup 500-1800g A-F Cup Silicone Breast Forms Fake Boobs False Breasts for Mastectomy Crossdresser (Wheat, M-600g(1.33LB/Pair) 34B/36A)
- the life and times of Augustus "Bear" Owsley Stanley III and the Grateful Dead
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▼ Read Reddit mentions4. STANLEY FATMAX FL5W10 Rechargeable 520 Lumen Lithium Ion Waterproof LED Spotlight Flashlight
- Delivers up to 520 lumens with 5W ultra-bright LED
- Submersible up to 6 feet and floats face up when dropped in water; Easier to spot if it goes overboard
- Rugged pistol-grip handle offers a convenient and comfortable grip; Allows easy handling while 50% smaller than the average spotlight
- Lithium Ion battery has runtime of up to 10 hours on lower settings; Should be charged at least every 60 days
- 120 volt AC and 12 volt DC charging adaptors allow you to recharge at home or inside a vehicle
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1. SPORTSHEETS - Under the Bed Restraint System
- ALWAYS TRUST THE ORIGINAL: The Under the Bed Restraint System is a SPORTSHEETS original - that's right, we invented it. Many have tried, but none have matched the quality or comfort of our innovative bondage kit created to quench your curiosity.
- DESIGNED WITH COMFORT IN MIND: Soft, adjustable neoprene cuffs are the cornerstone of the Under the Bed Restraint System which can be custom configured to fit beds and bodies of all shapes and sizes.
- MADE WITH BODY-SAFE MATERIALS: The Under the Bed Restraint System features Nylon webbing, skin-safe plastic, and nickel-free metal hardware, so the bondage gear is only uncomfortable if that's how your sex slave deserves it.
- SET UP IS A BREEZE: SPORTSHEETS knows that fun and intimacy are your top priorities, which is why the Under the Bed Restraint System is designed for quick set-up under any mattress so you can get down to business with no waiting.
- GREAT FOR TRAVEL: Take your sexual fantasies to new locations with the compact design of the Under the Bed Restraint System. It takes up almost no space in your luggage making these bondage restraints perfect for BDSM couples on-the-go!
Features:
▼ Read Reddit mentions2. Vixen Creations Goodfella Vixskin, Vanilla, 1 Count
For many of us, our wish has come true Goodful is here Sporting realistic 3D balls that are designed to hang in front of the harness or joque No more bruises from those O-rings and snapsGoodful was also designed as a packy and pack and play Just give the base a pinch and back it into the harnessGood...
▼ Read Reddit mentions3. Ecoup 500-1800g A-F Cup Silicone Breast Forms Fake Boobs False Breasts for Mastectomy Crossdresser (Wheat, M-600g(1.33LB/Pair) 34B/36A)
- the life and times of Augustus "Bear" Owsley Stanley III and the Grateful Dead
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▼ Read Reddit mentions4. STANLEY FATMAX FL5W10 Rechargeable 520 Lumen Lithium Ion Waterproof LED Spotlight Flashlight
- Delivers up to 520 lumens with 5W ultra-bright LED
- Submersible up to 6 feet and floats face up when dropped in water; Easier to spot if it goes overboard
- Rugged pistol-grip handle offers a convenient and comfortable grip; Allows easy handling while 50% smaller than the average spotlight
- Lithium Ion battery has runtime of up to 10 hours on lower settings; Should be charged at least every 60 days
- 120 volt AC and 12 volt DC charging adaptors allow you to recharge at home or inside a vehicle
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Since I see this thread isn't going anywhere positive anytime soon. I'll hand out this piece of sex advice. If you have issues with feeling emasculated in the bedroom, and are embarassed about your penis size, I'd recommend trying some light bondage play. Buy a 4 point bed restraint kit (I recommend this one by sports sheets http://www.amazon.com/Sportsheets-Under-Bed-Restraint-System/dp/B000VHH5DW), and use a tie or bandanna as a blindfold. Tying a woman up will give you complete domination over her, and she'll feel like your little sex slave. You don't even have to take your pants off in front of her. In her eyes, regardless of your size, she'll feel like shes being fucked by the manliest of men. Just feeling you in complete control will turn her on to the point where she won't even care if you have a dick at all. You'll feel like a real man since you wield the power of being able to do whatever you want to her, and suddenly your insecurities will disappear as the testosterone & adrenaline take over. If you use a blindfold, she won't even be able to see how big your cock is anyway. You can use a dildo on her if you think she needs that really really full feeling. I guarantee if you do that, along with some oral, she'll cum harder than she would getting fucked by some monster cock.
I've never met a girl who isn't into it...even the seemingly prude ones. You'll seem like a confident sex god before you even put it inside. Its all about working with what you got. If you think your tool won't do the trick, just gotta figure out how to make yourself stand out from the crowd in other ways. Maybe some other guy gets the title as the biggest, but that doesn't mean you can't still be the best, the kinkiest, the one who gives her the most intense orgasms..etc.
Even then you'd most likely be wrong. It's easy to assert that the overwhelming majority of dildos have anywhere between the proportions of an above average penis and the ones of a horsecock but once you do some research you'll quickly find that are many who have average proportions, or proportions that aren't far above average, whose positive reviews seem to indicate they're quite enjoyable.
I took the liberty of researching among the best selling, top rated, most wished for, and filtered by measurement dildos on amazon and found a few:
5.2in insertable length, 4.5in girth
5.5in insertable length, 4.36in girth (1.39in diameter)
5.66in insertable length, 4.17in girth (1.33in diameter)
4.80in insertable length, 3.9in girth (1.25 diameter)
Insertable Length: 4.00 Inches, Width: 0.90 Inches
Insertable Length: 5 in, Circumference: 4.75 in
4.5 inches in total length, 4 insert able, 1.1 inches in diameter
Total length: 5.31 inches; Insert able length: 4.72 inches; Width diameter: 1.02 inches
Insert able shaft from balls to head is 5 inches by 1.5 inches (4.7 girth)
I can't be fucked linking anymore, I'm sick of looking at plastic cocks.
The very first I linked in the first post is the #1 best seller. Claiming they're are always above average length AND girth is just wrong. Claiming that 95% of them may be above average in length AND girth without backing up those statistics is ridiculous as well. Dildos come in different shapes and sizes and aren't always above average in both measurements at the same time. You can nitpick all you want in regards to the size, their nomenclature, who they're advertised for, who use them, the uses they're given and whether people who buy these and similar ones end up graduating to bigger ones or not but at the end of the day, your claim is wrong. Whether you're just misinformed (due to ignorance that you may or may not be willing to address) or a masochist who enjoys making sweeping generalizations is something I can't tell and something I'm not gonna bother delving deeper into. You can believe whatever you want but try not pass the things you say as facts. The less discerning minds will take your word for it without challenging the things you say, which just leads to self-fulfilling prophecies of hopelessness and despair.
Honest question. I will assume you have a loose vagina in this case with a side of little-to-zero size in the chest area. Let's also go with your BF preferring the opposite traits you have. Will you be willing to wear one of these every time you have sex with him knowing that brings him pleasure? Will you also hold a fleshlight for him while he puts his dick in imagining it's yours but just tighter for his pleasure?
edit: Thought so..
http://www.amazon.com/Stanley-FL5W10-Waterproof-Rechargeable-Spotlight/dp/B003UVCY00/ref=zg_bs_3180261_2/189-6702720-5761123
this one is very good and cheap. its also waterproof. perfect for ur needs bro
You're being too hard on yourself. Women will come much harder when you use your tongue, trust me. If you dont believe me just get this book: