Best products from r/transgendercirclejerk

We found 22 comments on r/transgendercirclejerk discussing the most recommended products. We ran sentiment analysis on each of these comments to determine how redditors feel about different products. We found 30 products and ranked them based on the amount of positive reactions they received. Here are the top 20.

Top comments mentioning products on r/transgendercirclejerk:

u/[deleted] · 3 pointsr/transgendercirclejerk

> Thank you for giving me the free feels of what it is going to be like when I visit you there! Immersion ftw!

You're so very welcome!!! Have I told you about this yet? and this?

That was a delicious giggle! Thank you! Thank you!

u/blynng · 17 pointsr/transgendercirclejerk

I would recommend Next Generation^® Universal Semen Extender. Just check out some of the reviews:

> ★★★★★ Husband loves it
> By Corso Chic on February 19, 2016
> Husband thinks it works great. Worth the 5 stars. Now you too can have fresh semen anytime... just not quite the shelf life of milk, but close! Seems to work well on dogs too if that's your thing.

u/TheGlasshouseEscape · 4 pointsr/transgendercirclejerk

This is a well done relatively easy to digest primer on the subject if you’d like to learn a bit more. It’s definitely a bit tinted by starry-eyed futurism, but it’s worth giving a read.

u/lithium_violet_no9 · 13 pointsr/transgendercirclejerk

> delusions

Your hips are narrower than a prepubescent AFAB. The only thing you're going to fit in there is a small, handheld pencil sharpener. And even just to do that, you're going to have to dilate for like two hours straight working up to the largest glass dildos you have.

u/Courtesan_Hypatia · 2 pointsr/transgendercirclejerk

Ummm, I mean I dunno. I fangirl on OPI.

Try this:

Base

My current goto red

Top

1 base, 2 color, 1 top, then in the mornings reapply top - make sure to round tips and backsides.

u/phoenix_at_45 · 29 pointsr/transgendercirclejerk

> Dr. Seuss would be proud

You remind me of that delusional little bird in the Dr. Seuss story who thought a steam shovel was her mother

u/_sutego_ · 3 pointsr/transgendercirclejerk

> I'm gonna make you insta-wet, despite you got those ugly bits! Watch! /wand_wiggles!

...

I might have noticed that too. I may or may not have made very sexual stories, too. :D

EDIT:

You need this book boo.

Now excuse me while I faint =)