Best products from r/vegancirclejerk
We found 24 comments on r/vegancirclejerk discussing the most recommended products. We ran sentiment analysis on each of these comments to determine how redditors feel about different products. We found 40 products and ranked them based on the amount of positive reactions they received. Here are the top 20.
1. Wildlife World Interactive Mason Bee Management System House
- SOLITARY BEE HABITAT: This bee habitat has pre-drilled holes to safely attract many nesting bee species, such as leafcutter and carpenter bees These are a gardener's best friend Beneficial for the pollination of flowers, fruit, and vegetables
- EDUCATIONAL: Watch the bee life cycle Stacking trays can be opened and examined The lid opens so you can see inside Create a natural, eco-friendly "beehive" habitat and enjoy watching the solitary bee's life cycle
- SAFE FOR CHILDREN & PETS: Mason bees are friendly, industrious, and non-aggressive wild bees They enhance the productivity of your yard and attract bees to the habitat, rather than cracks in your patio or home
- BENEFICIAL & BEAUTIFUL: Charming, attractive house design looks great in the garden and can be mounted on a wall or a fence Ideal for those who love the environment, and natural, functional outdoor decor for the yard
- EASY TO USE: Help the bees Place above the ground in a warm, sunny south-facing position Ideally, near plenty of nectar-rich flowers, plants and trees Mason bees work harder than other bees and are extra beneficial for your plants
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2. The Basics Of Alkaline Diet: Everything You Need to Start Healthy and Fulfilling Digestive Living
3. Wysong Vegan Feline/Canine Formula Dry Dog/Cat Food - 5 Pound Bag
- Natural Vegan Formula For Dogs And Cats
- Contains A Comprehensive Spectrum And High Levels Of Micronutrients/Nutraceuticals, Including Prebiotics, Probiotics, Enzymes, Omega-3S, Antioxidants And More
- Contains Flaxseeds To Contribute Important Omega-3 Fatty Acids. No “Fillers” -- Artificial Additives Or Non-Nutritional Ingredients
- Suitable For Canines And Felines Of All Sizes And Breeds
- Wysong Has Been A Leader In Pet Nutrition Since 1979
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5. Democracy for Realists: Why Elections Do Not Produce Responsive Government (Princeton Studies in Political Behavior (4))
7. 365 Everyday Value, Long Grain Brown Rice, 5 lb
- Brought to you by Whole Foods Market. Our standards are what set us apart, and our quality is what keeps us stocking pantries, fridges and freezers with the best natural and organic 365 Everyday Value products every day.
- Long grain rice is one of the most versatile grains in the world. Enjoy it in a pilaf, as a bed for barbecued meats, or with any stir fry or curry.
- In addition to all that, our Long Grain Brown Rice is one of the tastiest ways to get your intake of whole grains. Enjoy!
- 50g Whole Grains per serving. Low Fat. Sodium Free.
- Certified Kosher, Certified Vegan.
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8. Solid Gold Dog & Cat Supplements for Urinary Tract Health and Testing; Berry Balance Chews and Powder with Antioxidant-rich cranberries plus pH Strips
- Can be used to monitor cats and dogs urine pH.
- Useful with animals that have chronic urinary tract infections
- Disposable strips
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9. Obligate Carnivore: Cats, Dogs, and What it Really Means to be Vegan
- Used Book in Good Condition
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11. Florida's Edible Wild Plants: A Guide to Collecting and Cooking
- Made with brushed 18/8 stainless steel with an aluminum disc layered in the bottom
- Stainless steel is heavy duty; aluminum core provides even/quick heat distribution
- Solid stainless steel lid keeps in heat/moisture; riveted handles for durability
- Induction compatible; works on gas, electric, glass, ceramic, halogen, etc.
- Oven safe to 500F; dishwasher safe; measures: 12.5 in. Diameter, 10.25 in. Depth, 9 lb
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12. Natural Balance Vegetarian Formula Dry Dog Food, with Brown Rice, Oat Groats, Barley & Peas, 14 Pounds, Vegan
Contains 1 - 14 Pound Bag of Dry Dog FoodA true vegan formula - a complete and balanced alternative to a meat-based diet.Natural fiber sources helps support healthy digestionBalanced omega fatty acids help support healthy skin and a shiny coat.No artificial flavors or colors
15. Beer and Soda Guzzler Helmet (Green)
- Beer & Sode Drinking Helmet
- Holds 2 Beverages
- One Size Fits Most Individuals
- Green Color
- Manufactured by CYI
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16. Doritos Blaze Flavored Tortilla Chips, 9.75 oz Bag
Try new Doritos Blaze flavored tortilla chipsDoritos Blaze tortilla chips are an intense flavor eruption with cataclysmic crunch and amped up fiery heat - it's like licking a VolcanoEnjoy Doritos with lunch or as a snack, at work, home, or on the goIt's a bold experience in snacking and beyond
18. Natural Harvest: A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes
- Used Book in Good Condition
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Housing bees is still a great idea! but you wanna really gear it towards the natives
Have a look into 'bee boxes', native solitary bees will live in them (like bumblebees)
You won't have honey, but you'll have a bunch of fat and fuzzy friends to watch in the garden and they do a better job pollinating too <3
Here's an example, but they're quite easy to make if you do any carpentry
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Wildlife-World-Solitary-Bee-Hive/dp/B001HIYW44
Bee boxes are really good for providing homes for the bees in your neighbourhood, it's like a little apartment complex
Good luck if you decide to get one!
Not to be a stickler, but you could easily argue that abstaining from voting is as sensible as going vegan, since it's all about supporting the status quo of a system that's based on unscientific nonsense. I've taken quiet an interest in democracy the past few years and the more I learn about it, the dumber it seems, kinda like animal agriculture.
If you're curious about the subject I'd highly recommend both Against Elections and Against Democracy. Democracy For Realists is pretty enlightening so far as well, but I'm not done with it yet.
If you dig Alkaline diet then, I think you like this book I that just published on Amazon that is free today...
It's called The Basics of Alkaline Diet: Everything you need start healthy and fulfilling digestive living…
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Lol, you make it sound like I live in some remote village in the Andes where bulk food stores run rampant or something. In any case, you can get Whole Foods brand brown rice on Amazon (or Amazon Fresh or Whole Foods) at 5 lb. for $6. And I'm sure you can get even better deals if you buy in bulk. I get the feeling your financial situation is not as dire as you make it out to be - or else you would've learned how to live off rice and beans, oatmeal, and PB sandwiches.
Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/veganpets/wiki/faq
Can cats be vegan?
Yes. Cats require many nutrients that typically come from meat. In regular kibble, many of these nutrients are stripped away during processing and added back in from synthetic sources. These same sources are used to fulfill missing nutrients in vegan diets. Studies and anecdotal evidence support vegan diets as a healthy diet for cats.
Vegan dog and cat food has the same amount of carbs, protein, and fat.
There is one point of concern though. Vegan diets are typically more alkaline/basic (high pH) than meat based diets. Basic diets can cause FLUTD (feline lower urinary tract disease), especially in male cats. To combat this their food must be acidified. Most vegan and non-vegan cat kibble is acidified to prevent this condition. It's still a good idea to monitor your cat as it transitions foods to ensure its best health.
The most relevant research has this to say on the matter
> The normal pH of a cat’s urine is 5.5–7, and the normal range for a dog’s urine is pH 5–7 [85]. A pH > 7 indicates alkalinity. A variety of dietary products (e.g., “Vegeyeast” from Harbingers of a New Age—see [26]) and additives can correct alkalinization, should it occur. Asparagus, peas, brown rice, oats, lentils, corn, brussel sprouts and yeast may be included in feline and canine diets, and are all urinary acidifiers [27]. Vitamin C (ascorbic acid) is also a urinary acidifier. The British Small Animal Veterinary Association (BSAVA) Small Animal Formulary [86] recommends a dosage of 50–80 mg/kg every 24 h for cats and dogs. And for more serious cases, the amino acids methionine and cysteine may be used [13]. The BSAVA Small Animal Formulary [86] recommends a dosage of 200 mg/cat every 8 h. More detailed advice about urinary alkalinisation and corrective strategies is available via www.vegepets.info, or within veterinary medical texts.
> Increased urinary acidity, decreased urinary magnesium and increased water consumption all help to keep the urinary pH within a healthy acidic range, and help to prevent the formation of struvite crystals. However, acidifying nutrients, agents, or products should be used carefully, as excessive levels can lead to metabolic acidosis. Increased urinary acidity may also promote higher urinary excretion of calcium and lower excretion of magnesium, and magnesium is a natural inhibitor to the formation of urinary stones associated with calcium [87].
> "Urinary pH is the most important factor in determining the SAP [struvite activity product, which can lead to FLUTD]. Acidification of urine causes deprotonation of phosphates and increases the total proportion of urine phosphate existing as trivalent anions, reducing the SAP.6 Urinary pH and SAP have been reduced with both dietary modification and administration of urinary acidifiers.7 The solubility of struvite is maximized when the urinary pH is <6.4 ... acidification of the urine to <6.29 may increase the risk of calcium oxalate urolith formation...[Urinary acidifiers] should be considered only when the urine pH is >6.5 with ad libitum feeding conditions...A general recommendation for prevention of urolithiasis is to increase water consumption...Diets with reduced magnesium that maintain a urine pH between 6 and 6.3 are recommended despite lack of evidence of efficacy...Monitoring urine pH is recommended to assess dietary compliance and efficacy. Values between 6.0 and 6.5 may reduce the incidence of calcium oxalate and struvite crystal formation. "
So what should you do?
Can I make my own vegan pet food?
It is possible, but risky. The vast majority of recipes, even those made by veterinarians, are nutritionally incomplete.
You must ensure the pets diet is nutritionally complete, digestible and the appropriate pH for proper health. For example, cats have problems digesting carbs unless they are blended, baked and processed as is done for kibble. It is recommended to add a supplement such as VegeCat or VegeDog to get most essential nutrients.
Balanceit.com may also help.
Additionally, you must be wary you do not add poisonous or harmful ingredients to a pets diet. Everyone knows chocolate is poisonous to dogs, but did you know grapes, raisins, onions, garlic, and chives are also poisonous? There are many other foods that are not recommended, commonly because they are too fatty, salty, or cause digestive issues. Research all ingredients before feeding to your pet.
It will likely be easier, cheaper, and safer to buy pre-made pet food. Treats can still be made to supplement their food, but it is risky to make home-made meals the bulk of their nutrition.
Have you read The Immortal Diet: How to Eat like a God? It's an awesome book that will help you understand your body.
http://www.amazon.com/The-Immortal-Diet-How-Like-ebook/dp/B00NFZTU1M/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top?ie=UTF8
/uj If you're from Florida I recommend checking out this book so you can make all your circlejerk dreams a reality! There's another one called incredible wild edibles but it's only good for the stories and historical facts.
The study also talks about potatoes, sweet potatoes, and peas. My vet suggest I switch off of Natural Balance and try a more “traditional diet” because potatoes were listed near the top of the ingredients list. I think I will check out Royal Canines. Thanks for the suggestion.
Look, I'm a total atheist (obviously) (DAE Dawkins lolol) but there's literally proof in the bible that blow jobs are like the most vegan and sacred thing ever.
So, it's pretty obvious that Adam and Eve were vegans, right? They had all the vegan food they could possibly want in the garden of Eden. It wasn't called the "deli of Eden" was it?
Anyway, they were all happy and getting along with all the animals and running around naked giving each other Divine Vegan Oral Sex (because God was all like "You can eat everything you see here.")
But then Satan came along in the form of an evil snake {obvious phallic symbolism}. See, just like in today's memes, Satan likes to use snakes to confuse vegans into making hypocrites (sinners) of themselves so they'll get kicked out of the garden of Eden (veganism). {Paradoxically, his lesser-known "good" twin, Seitan, is a vegan activist who has done more for the vegan cause than even Saint Ingrid of Newkirk.}
So Eve was tricked because she thought she was talking to a big dick, and that's vegan, but it was actually a snake, which was actually Satan. And he was all like "OOoh, come on baby, eat that apple, eat that apple real good...ooh yeah, that's it...oh, it's so juicy and hard and ripe...yeah...unghhh...." and she was used to both apples and blowjobs being totes vegan so she was all over it and did things to that apple that I can't even mention here.
But, as was revealed later in the bible (Showerthoughts 18:4) some people do not know that blowjobs are vegan. This kind of ignorance is a sin. It's actually a cardinal sin and anyone who asks the question "Are blowjobs vegan?" is supposed to be struck down by lightening and their body eaten by locusts. But I digress.
So, you can see how literally the worst thing that ever happened to humans was when they got kicked out of the garden of Vegan and became ex-vegans, miserable creatures destined to wander aimlessly on the earth ranting and raving a bunch of incoherent nonsense. And ever since then, Satan-Penis-Snake has been trying to trick the remaining vegans into losing their divine and perfect state of vegan-ness. So don't fall for it!
I've been using this and my cat loves it https://smile.amazon.com/gp/product/B00F3JSB18/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o05_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1
I remember reading a book in elementary school about sentient butts that could run away.
Please somebody tell me they remember these books too.
Edit: I found it! Please buy this educational book so that we as a whole can be more informed.
Oh yeah? Well you go right ahead and enjoy your vitamin B^acon 12 deficiency there buddy.
Your hatred of bacon is unfounded
If you fill one of these with chicken, pork, or beef broth, you can get your protein at any time of the day and they wouldn't suspect a thing. If you get the green one, they'll even assume it's healthy!
They have these new spicy Doritos that are safe.
Edit: Those are also purple. I'm dumb.
Natural Harvest: A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes https://www.amazon.com/dp/1481227041/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_bCVADbGDXZVC0
It's just your old non-vegan orders (like Tuscan Whole Milk) clearing out of the delivery system. Once all of your previous omnivorous Amazon orders are cleared, your deliveries should become more regular.
I just put a couple [of these] (http://www.amazon.com/Fun-World-Costumes-9490-Halloween/dp/B002M0GZBE) under my bun when I have a burger. Try it. You won't be disappointed.
is no one going to link to the amazon page so we can all give it 1 star reviews?
I gotta do everything around here
https://www.amazon.com/Want-Bacon-When-Grow-Up/dp/1620867273