Reddit mentions of Charcoal Companion Amazing Handheld Electric Bug Zapper Fly Swatter Zap Mosquito - Kill Insects On Contact Pest Control- PBZ-7

Get one of these bug zapper wands. Makes quick work out of them.

Apparently they're sold everywhere, Walmart, CVS, etc. I just ordered this http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00008GS96

I'm fucking excited. I might order a second one and tie them together to make nun chucks.

Upgrade it.

Use a coil and use higher voltage, something like 20000 volts.

They sell this "tennis racket bug zapper" which could give you hints:
http://www.amazon.com/The-Amazing-Handheld-Bug-Zapper/dp/B00008GS96

That's nothing. How does my bug zapper get over 2000 volts out of two AA batteries?

Friend of mine got a bug zapper racquet while in Uganda - found them in Niger, then on Amazon. Got a couple in Wal-mart for my in-laws.

They won't attract the mosquitos, but if you find that YOU attract mosquitos, these things kill them and give you a feeling of smug satisfaction.

I found one on amazon but couldn't find the one pictured, that's one 8 years old

http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00008GS96/ref=redir_mdp_mobile

with a little research, I'm sure you could find one that's less expensive

Get this and enjoy your revenge.

Those are wonderful, but the fucking thing is, flies here are so damned fast.

I'm used to the wasp plague we had in Berlin last summer, which is why I got mine. Those bastards are slow and predictable.

I think I've just moved up to the next level. I'm just worried about what the boss fight will look like.

N.b. I tried several and this type seems to work best, compared to the ones with the cross-patterned wire mesh (stronger charge, somehow). Zot. Pow.

ok so it's probably not really effective at stopping very many of them.. and our entomologist from elsewhere in the thread would be angry... but these http://www.amazon.com/The-Amazing-Handheld-Bug-Zapper/dp/B00008GS96 are alot of morbid fun. bzzt bzzt.

I find these to be pretty handy: http://www.amazon.com/The-Amazing-Handheld-Bug-Zapper/dp/B00008GS96

You could get a bug vacuum like this one. That one has a pretty long arm so you wouldn't have to get too close. I use an electric flyswatter (I found one at a hardware store for like $5 and it works perfectly, you can actually smell the bugs burning when you zap them) in my house for any and all creatures with more than 4 limbs.

A few years ago, some yellow-jackets built a nest inside the wall of my house. They were getting in and out through an unsealed crack between two boards in the external siding. I initially thought of just sealing the crack, but wasn't sure what would happen with all those live wasps inside the wall. I then remembered my wife had purchased a handheld bug zapper. Frying the little bastards as they tried to fly in or out of the nest was wicked fun, and I laughed maniacally as I cooked the little demons. There must have been 100 dead wasps on the ground at the end of the day. I later sealed the siding crack and they never came back.

10/10 would fry again.

Just got back from a week of camping in 110 degree (f) weather and I wish I had a stash of those. We did have some of these which are fun but rely on human accuracy to be effective.

To others who think Fakeshdow is just being funny - these really do exist and are quite fun:

http://www.amazon.com/Charcoal-Companion-Amazing-Bug-Zapper/dp/B00008GS96

http://www.amazon.com/Charcoal-Companion-Amazing-Bug-Zapper/dp/B00008GS96/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1343934484&sr=8-1&keywords=handheld+bug+zapper

This:

The Amazing Handheld Bug Zapper

They're fun, if nothing else!

WTF bug zapper + Tennis racket... amazing

if your hand eye coordination is good, hold this with the other hand.

http://www.amazon.com/Charcoal-Companion-Amazing-Bug-Zapper/dp/B00008GS96/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1321050313&sr=8-1

1. Electric tennis racket bug zapper. The zap/sizzle is very satisfying. About $10usd. Also at Harbor Freight.
   
2. Pocket flask.
   
3. Really good insulated thermos, like Stanley brand. I like cold drinks in the summer.
   
4. Ostrim ostrich jerky from Amazon. Because "Arr Arr Arr!"
   
5. I fix things myself around the house. My cordless Ryobi 18v drill with lithium batteries is great. I think I use that tool the most. After owning it for 5 years, it broke. They replaced it for free.
   
6. LED headlamp leaves your hands free for fixing stuff around the house and for camping.
   

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