Reddit mentions of Hot Wheels Elite Batman Begins Batmobile

My first item is this wine bottle holder. I mean look at that shit. It even says magic on it! It's amazing, and would be great for any parties we had, or any school gatherings. Also, I could use the bottles to store other stuff, like potions, or urine.


My second item is the Batmobile (hear me out). Broom rhymes with vroom, which is the sound a car makes. I can't imagine a better way to arrive to school than in the Batmobile. It's a much needed street cred accessory.

Item 3 is Lone Survivor. Marky Mark has a cool hat on. I don't know what else you could ask for. Also I feel like elite military folk would be pretty kickass if anyone tried to pick on me in the school halls.

Item 4 is a Book on Charles Bronson. If I'm going to be causing mischief, I'm going to take some advice from one of Britain's most notorious criminals.

Item 5 is these boxer shorts because I want to keep all my junk in my trunk...for the mostpart. It'd be highly inappropriate if I started flashing people during class.

Bonus item is Batman. For one, he wears a cape. Plus, if I'm riding the Batmobile to school, I'm gonna need someone who knows how to drive it, right? And how cool it would be to have Batman as your personal chauffeur. Everyone would be like "Holy shit, is that James in the Batmobile? and is that Batman driving? That's fucking awesome!". I'd be the most popular kid in school in no time.

Mischief Managed.