Reddit mentions of Poo-Pourri Before-You-Go Toilet Spray 2-Ounce Bottle, Original (PP-002)

Sh*ttin' Pretty scent Poo-Pourri.

Probably refererring to something like this

Supposed to make your poop smell like roses or something.

Poo-Pourri. Also, turn up the TV before you go in.

try some poo-pourri.

http://www.amazon.com/Poo-Pourri-Before-You-Go-Toilet-2-Ounce-Original/dp/B0014DP9Y4

Ehhh, I can't say you're in the wrong. It is kinda shitty if you know its gonna be a rumblesome digestive process. I would suggest discussing with boss or higher ups because it's not fair to punish someone for having stomach issues.

but also This stuff works WONDERS kinda mutual agreement, if you will. You can continue to blow shit up, planning to do so. so long as you spray that a couple times right before you go. I was legitimately surprised how well it worked

You mentioned that you're bringing Advil - have you ever tried starting it a day or two before the action starts? I've seen that strategy mentioned in a few threads lately (though nothing I saved, apparently - sorry!) and can't wait to try it next month. Poo Pourri is also amazing. It definitely saved me from inexplicably rushing my boyfriend out of our hotel room once lol. That said... while I feel it's just polite to eliminate any unpleasantness my period could cause others, periods are just something that happens. If someone can't handle seeing a well-wrapped pad (honestly why are they looking that closely at the bathroom garbage anyway), they need a reality check.

if you don't want him to hear you: cover the water with a thin layer of toilet paper. when you go to the bathroom it won't make any sound. with this method it will stink more because it's on top and not in the water

if you don't want him to smell it: use a toilet spray like this one or this one. works like a charm.

This is my go to! There's definitely some kind of magic involved in it. The bottles are not super cheap but they're definitely worth it.

Here's a link: https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/B0014DP9Y4/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1500740266&sr=8-1&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_FMwebp_QL65&keywords=poo+pourri

Run the water in the sink while you poop - or even better, poop before you shower if you can, and just run the shower while pooping and then hop in when you're done. I also love Poo-Pourri for eradicating the olfactory evidence. They have manly scents as well. This is how it works.

When I lived in a similar situation, I reworked my shitting/showering schedule so that I pooped before the shower and ran the shower while I did so. That and the poo-pourri soothed my shit-shyness and upheld the illusion that my poop smells like cedar and lemons. XD

> The point is I don't think its cool for a girl to do that.

You are not ready for a girlfriend yet. You need to go back and pay attention in your biology class this time. Everybody poops; expecting somebody not to poop shows you have some unrealistic expectations for your relationship. I've heard guys say they don't understand women before, but you really don't.

And if the smell of people going to the bathroom bothers you that much, then either install a fan or buy some Poo-Pourri spray: https://www.amazon.com/Poo-Pourri-Before-You-Go-2-Ounce-Original-PP-002/dp/B0014DP9Y4

Poo pourri - just spray in toilet before you go, it creates a barrier of sorts that keeps the stink in. Any spray will work- just get some cheap dollar store body spray that doesn't smell too awful and a couple squirts on the surface of the water.

And do a courtesy flush too....

http://www.amazon.com/Poo-Pourri-Before-You-Go-Toilet-2-Ounce-Original/dp/B0014DP9Y4/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1421930821&sr=8-1&keywords=poo+pourri

Much like my brown butt babies, more details cannot be stopped, but alas, I have run out of material, much like my bowels a few hours after habanero wing night.

Now that I have your attention, I would like to share with you the greatest invention known to man: Poo-pourri.

I use that shit everytime I take a shit, and I come out smelling of roses... well more like Fruit Loops (I actually call the product Fruit Poops because of the similar scent). Also, their commercials are hilarious: Poo-pourri Commercial

http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0014DP9Y4/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?qid=1396557186&sr=8-1&pi=SY200_QL40

I've never seen this particular product, but it's a clear knock-off of this one that has already been around for 10 years.

Also there is a brand of chapstick that actually relies on having poop in their name to drive sales. Seems like y'all need to lighten up, embrace your inner bathroom humor and start grunting out some lavender scented shits already smh.

no one likes the poop smell

Thought about linking one of my wedding photos but that's embarrassing.. Instead I'll link this.. something that would keep the wedded bliss going no matter what happens behind closed doors. :)

So... this exists

And apparently works wonders. In case you still need a contingency plan.

$9.95 POO POURRI!

THIS STUFF IS SO AMAZING!

Why I need it is self-explanatory. I'm a girl. Girls don't poop. Never. We fart glitter dust and rainbows, but we don't poop. But when I have guests, I want them to use this stuff so my home doesn't smell atrocious.

...I don't know, fly casual

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  I'd post a video of her playing with them if I win!

To hide poo smell

add-ons are pesky, but not as pesky as poo smells. LOL

Here you go.

I use this. No joke

Boom

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Seriously this stuff is liquid gold. I know it seems gimmicky, but I've used it (same issue you have) and IT ACTUALLY FREAKIN' WORKS!

http://www.amazon.com/Poo-Pourri-Before-You-Go-Toilet-2-Ounce-Original/dp/B0014DP9Y4

http://www.amazon.com/Poo-Pourri-Before-You-Go-Toilet-2-Ounce-Original/dp/B0014DP9Y4

I'd give poo-pourri!. According to my stepmom, it works well lol

Can I recommend you buy some "poo pourri" for the shared bathroom? You do a few sprays in the toilet before you poop and it honest to god stops the scene of poop (by forming an oil over the surface so the smell doesn't leak out). Give it a try and avoid the issue going forward.

This is something that has saved me from making the bathroom smell terrible many a times.

The [poo pouri] ( http://www.amazon.com/Poo-Pourri-Before-You-Go-Toilet-2-Ounce-Original/dp/B0014DP9Y4) reviews as a whole are some of the funniest things I've ever read.

This stuff will change your life

http://www.amazon.com/Poo-Pourri-Before-You-Go-Toilet-2-Ounce-Original/dp/B0014DP9Y4

This stuff works wonders. You spray it prior to drop off and it really helps with odor.

But as other posters have said, you are moving in together. Everybody poops. Some poop stinks more than others. Who knows, you might be doing something dietary that is contributing. Also, is there only one bathroom in the house?