Reddit mentions: The best snack crackers

There is so much on here that I think you should try lol I really like the Japanese gummy candies, can get them for only 25 - 50 cents for one at a store by me that sells all japanese candies, drinks, outfits, and pretty much anything anime. I'd suggest checking out a big mall for a store like that because you can get all of these things on your list for a lot cheaper. Especially the pop, it's only about 2.50/3.00 at the mall I go to. Still have yet to try them, but there is a lot of flavores! It's so fun to be in there, but my most favorite thing ever in there and in the world is POCKY!
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B004J5BMOA/ref=wl_it_dp_v_nS_ttl?_encoding=UTF8&colid=3BOK8ENDS5ZGZ&coliid=I3J5E2CYMCKXRP

These would be amazing not only because the strawberry cream melts in your mouth, but they are HEART shaped! Great for valentines day coming up! :D You and your significant other, friend, dog, or cat can enjoy these during the holiday of romance. Light a candle, pop in a movie, and either cuddle up with your s/o, dog, or cat or maybe even your friend, and munch on pocky! I like to take little tiny bites at a time really fast, om nom nom nom :P

edit: ps, adding things from your list to mine xD
I made a new amazon account and building up my lists lol

Pretty much all carbohydrates breaks down into glucose (your body's common energy source) in your body, but how fast and how effectively it does differs.

Fructose and glucose are usually present in most sweet food and are the most "dangerous" carbohydrates to ingest, as they pretty much get absorbed directly into your bloodstream, forcing your body to react with a shock of insuline to make sure you don't die. This sugar/insuline rollercoaster is what makes your body less sensitive to insuline in the long run, resulting in a higher risk of diabetes.

But to keep on track with your question (though I really don't know what you're actually asking about, so I'll just give a general information about this).

Wheat (which is what pasta and most bread is made of), rye, oat, corn, potatoes, rice are all converted into glucose by your body. But they need a bit of work before they turn into sugar, starting right in your mouth when you chew by enzymes in your saliva that begins this process. If you try to take just some ordinary bread and keep chewing it for a while you'll start to notice that it gets a bit sweeter right in your mouth.

But a big difference between these are their other properties and their overall nutrition. Potatoes, rice, rye and oats are the "best", as they have a lot of proteins and other good vitamins and minerals, especially oats, and they aren't as taxing on your body like wheat.

Wheat, especially processed flour on the other hand is actually really bad you. It has both inflammatory properties (puffy eyes in the morning for example), and the least amount of nutrition compared to the rest.

Rice, which is eaten a lot in the middle east and asia, is awesome. It's one of the reasons why obesity is so low in asian countries, and it's a good source of vitamins and minerals.

I personally try to keep wheat out of my diet as much as possible and instead focus on getting more potatoes, oat, rye and rice in my diet. I always start the day by making a breakfast by cooking some oatmeal (just the oatmeal with some cinamon on top is delicious) coupled with two slices of Swedish crispbread with some butter and cheese on (it's kind of a dried thin and crispy bread made of only wholemeal rye, water and salt that is really common here in Sweden: linky).

And then for other meals during the day I try to alternate between potatoes and rice, though most of the time I end up with potatoes since it's so delicious and simple to make.

Stay away from pasta! I mean, if you work out and go for long runs it's a nice energy source to load up your body with beforehand, but pasta is absorbed pretty fast in your body and should only be eaten once in a while, because a nice pasta meal is delicious ;)

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I guess I just wrote some random stuff, but I guess any knowledge is good knowledge?

Edit: Amazon has the crisp bread if anyone wants to get some: http://www.amazon.com/Leksands-Original-Swedish-Rye-Crispbread/dp/B0017OATPE

I have Prime and would be happy to buy what you need so you get free shipping without the $35 minimum, should the gift card not be enough. It's 2 day shipping. Just direct message me and we'll sort it out. Here are some options right around $12:

http://www.amazon.com/Bobs-Red-Mill-Cereal-Muesli/dp/B000EDDSES/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1407460188&sr=8-1&keywords=bob%27s+red+mill

http://www.amazon.com/Bumble-Bee-Chunk-2-5-Ounce-Pouches/dp/B00374WK4U/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1407460277&sr=8-3&keywords=tuna

http://www.amazon.com/Keebler-Sandwich-Crackers-Variety-Pack/dp/B0044CJDTO/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&qid=1407460315&sr=8-4&keywords=crackers

You start to get some (imho) better deals around $15 or $20, for things like steel cut oats, peanut butter, etc., if you keep on mturking. I mturk too.

Otherwise, you can set up mturk to deposit in the bank but it does take a few days -- start it now, even if you don't need it. That way it's set up for next time (verified).

If you need more assistance, this subreddit is for people posting Amazon (or Walmart, etc.) wish lists. People can then buy things for you directly from your wishlist. You may be able to get a good amount more food than asking for pizza this way - dollars on staples go faster than pizza, and we have a number of active gifters here -- stock up on PB, tuna, boxes of pasta and sauce, canned fruit, protein bars/shake mix, crackers, whatever. If it doesn't spoil, you can probably get it or something like it on Amazon. There are good deals on Amazon and many people in this subreddit are Prime subscribers, so try to add Prime-eligible items. Don't forget a few small "addon" items -- if we reach a minimum order, we can add small items for free shipping too, and there's a lot of food items in this category, as well as needs like toothpaste and other toiletries, paper goods, etc.

I used to be a hiring manager, so if you want anyone to read your resume, let me know. Happy to help. Job searching is brutal and any edge helps.

Good luck out there!

Don't worry, when I was diagnosed a few years ago, I was completely overwhelmed as well. I completely ignored Metformin to this day and live a healthy life, so good on you. Diet is all you need, however depending on the person, Metformin maybe a requirement.


GLYCAEMIC INDEX

The main thing you need to look out for, are slow release foods. These foods release slowly into the bloodstream and help your body deal with the carbs much easier.

When I started out, I used the glycemic index table to find the right food.

The GI table goes from 0-100, Fruit Roll-Ups for example have a GI of 99. 99 Is really bad and should be avoided because it releases fast into the bloodstream. I usually focus on foods with a maximum GI of 55.

Again, this is me, every diabetic is unique and you must test every time, before and after every meal.

If you live in the EU, check out these downloadable lists.

If you live in America, check out this website.

Weigh absolutely everything, before you cook your meal. Know the amount of carbs you eat per meal. When I started out, I focused on eating as few carbs as possible, between 10-20 carbs per meal. Again, this is me, there are other diabetics out there that eat that amount within a day.

Experiment, see what your body can handle. I recommend to go really low on the carbs until you get your sugar down to normal.

My meals usually consist out of beans in general, kidney beans or chick peas, vegetables and meats etc. I was able to bring my sugar down from 300 to normal range within three weeks.

Just to give you a basis, it takes me around 3-4 days to finish an entire 200g can of kidney beans.


FOODS I RECOMMEND

• Konjac Noodles / Shirataki Noodles are a great 0 carb pasta substitute. A lot of people don't like them, but what else shall we eat. They have quite the chewy texture, but are great in stir fries.
  
  
• Beans, beans, beans.
  
  
• Brown Basmati rice is good in low grams. I eat around 10-15 (dried) grams within my meals.
  
  
• Wholemeal foods.
  
  
• Almond Flour is a great flour substitute, low in carbs and a great thickener for soups.
  
  
• Almonds, apparently, they have a GI index of 0. When I eat them, they have absolutely had no effect on my sugar at all.
  
  
• Nuts, nuts, go nuts on nuts. They should be your go to snack. Again, check your sugar, every diabetic is unique.
  
  
• Dark Chocolate 80-100%, shitty taste at start but incredible once you get used to the taste. 25g have around 3-6 carbs. I recommend Lindt, divine.
  
  
• German Protein bread I know you can get them in the states, but the carb amount seems to be higher, around 10 carbs per slice. In Germany, I can get them with around 3-4 carbs per slice. Should you live in Germany by mere chance, go to Aldi, they have glorious protein bread.
  
  
• Nairns Oatcakes - Cheese Flavour - Milled
  
  They are a little more carb heavy, around 30 carbs for 6 oatcakes, but are quite nice when you want a snack.
  
  
• Unsweetened Peanut Butter. I usually snack a spoonful of that stuff.
  
  
• Stevia sweetener - It has an acquired taste and don't like it much, but is a good sugar substitute. I've stopped sweetening my teas entirely now.
  
  I will probably update the list, should I remember more.
  
  WHEN TO EAT
  
  It is recommended to wait at latest four hours after your last meal, before you eat your next meal. Check your sugar at around 2 hours after the meal.
  
  You don't have to eat full blown meals every four hours, but a couple of carbs should suffice. Again, every diabetic is different, I can eat nothing for 10 hours and my sugar is fine.
  
  
  EXERCISE
  
  Go to the gym or walk every day, get active and lose weight, especially in the stomach area.
  
  
  DRINKS
  
  Stop drinking beer and any alcoholic beverage with a colour. Vodka has 0 carbs per shot and you can drink it in moderation. Don't forget to eat a couple of carbs when you drink.
  
  I must admit, I consume a lot of diet drinks and should really cut down on them. I recommend you to do the same, so you decrease the appetite and sweet tooth that comes with it.
  
  INGREDIENTS TO LOOK OUT FOR
  
  It is very important to become an ingredient Nazi. Any product that has;
  
  
• Sugar.
  
  
• Rice Flour.
  
  
• Corn Starch.
  
  
• Starches in general.
  
  Ditch it all, do not buy.
  
  Even wholemeal breads come with sugar and mixtures of white flour. I'm lucky that my local Aldi store sells 100% wholemeal bread. Try to find the same. A lot of packed peanuts have sugar as well, even pickled cucumbers.
  
  Always cook fresh and ditch the instant stuff, it's all bad.
  
  
  ALLOW YOURSELF A TREAT
  
  It is ok to treat yourself now and again. Once you get your sugar down to normal and work out, you can have a glass of wine etc. I ate an Oreo biscuit the other day, although I regret it, that motherlover had over 10 carbs.
  
  
  END
  
  You'll be fine, don't you worry. Test your sugar rigorously, learn what you can eat and whatnot and after a while, you can manage everything with ease.
  
  Feel free to always send men a PM or ask the folks on /r/diabetes.
  
  Apologies for any spelling mistakes, English isn't my first language.
  
  
  

Meat/Protein/Milk:
[Chicken of the Sea Chunk Light Tuna in Water, 3-Ounce Easy Open Cans (Pack of 24)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0012271RA/)

[Starkist Chunk Light Tuna in Water, 5 Ounce (Pack of 10)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B001IH8ERA)

[Kirkland Signature chicken breast, packed in water, premium chunk, 6 12.5-ounce cans]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B004YPJKBC/)

[Hormel Black Label Fully Cooked Bacon - 72 ct]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00F54QG1S)

[Nestle Carnation Instant Nonfat Dry Milk, 25.6-Ounce]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B004VITI0K)

Crackers/Snacks:
[Nabisco Original Premium Saltine Crackers Topped with Sea Salt, 3 Pound]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B004WN7DNS/)

[Pepperidge Farm Baked Goldfish Crackers - 66oz (4.1 lbs)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B001CBCJGE)

[Nabisco Honey Maid Graham Crackers 4-14.4oz Boxes]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B001G4LRDI/)

[Snyders Mini Pretzels Tub, 40 Ounce]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B005MZQM6O/)

[Stauffer's Original Animal Crackers - 4lb 14oz tub]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B001NC8HS6/)

Pasta/Sauce:
[Kraft Blue Box Macaroni & Cheese, 7.25-Ounce Boxes]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0019RLJV2/)

[Barilla Meat Sauce Gemelli Italian Entree, 9 Ounce Microwavable Bowls (Pack of 6)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00B2JRNBM)

[Campbell's SpaghettiOs plus Calcium, 15 Ounce Cans (Pack of 12)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B004GH8IJ8)

[Chef Boyardee Big Beef Ravioli, Overstuffed, 15-Ounce Cans (Pack of 12)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B003XUJ3RK/)

[Chef Boyardee Mini Ravioli, 15-Ounce Units (Pack of 24)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B001BCVDXO)

[Chef Boyardee Jumbo Spaghetti and Meatballs, 14.5-Ounce Cans (Pack of 12)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B003XUJ47O/)

[Campbell's Raviolios, 15 Ounce Cans (Pack of 12)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B004GH6X86/)

[Barilla Pasta Sauce Variety Pack, 24 Ounce Jars, 4 Count]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00FQGP20Q/)

[Ragu America's Favorite Pasta Sauce Traditional Old World Style Sause 2 Pound 13 Ounce Value Jars (Pack of 3)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B003CU5UXC)

[Barilla Spaghetti Pasta, 32 Ounce Boxes (Pack of 6)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00338DSQ4/)

Soup/Chili:
[Campbell's Chunky Classic Chicken Noodle Soup, 15.25 Ounce Microwavable Bowls (Pack of 8)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B000V6L2FK/)
-This product has a drop down that has all the other campbell soups in bulk too, just make sure it still says Prime after you've selected.

[Campbell's Chunky Healthy Request Sirloin Burger with Country Vegetables Soup, 18.8 Ounce Cans (Pack of 12)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0029TJTQG/)

[Campbell's Chunky Creamy Chicken & Dumplings Soup, 18.8 Ounce Cans (Pack of 12)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0014EW4L4)

[Campbell's Homestyle Healthy Request Mexican-Style Chicken Tortilla Soup, 18.6 Ounce Cans (Pack of 12)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0014EOVI8/)

[Campbell's Chunky Roadhouse Beef & Bean Chili, 19 Ounce Cans (Pack of 12)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0014EW4N2)

[Maruchan Ramen Noodle Soup, Chicken Flavor, 3 oz, 36 Packs]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B001CUGD9Y)

Bread/Tortillas/Stuffing:
[Stove Top Stuffing - (6) 8 oz. pouches]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B004BL6ZJ4)

[Bisquick All Purpose Mix, 80 Ounce]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0028B9ZGE)

[Mestemacher Bread Whole Rye, 17.6-Ounce (Pack of 6)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00472672C/)

[Mestemacher Bread Three Grain, 17.6-Ounce (Pack of 6)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00471YHU2/)

[Jiffy, Corn Muffin Mix, 8.5oz Box (Pack of 6)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B006NN0J9A)

[Ortega Flour Tortillas, 14.3 Ounce (Pack of 12)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B009GGVQFC)

[Ortega Tortillas, Whole Wheat, 16 Ounce (Pack of 12)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00F9TDJEQ)

Fruit/Veg/Beans:
[Idahoan Mashed Potatoes, Four Cheese, 1.5 Ounce (Pack of 12)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00D3J98D0)

[Sun Maid Natural California Raisins, 32-Ounce (Pack of 4)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B004UKJS68)

[Libby's Organic Cut Green Beans, 14.5-Ounces Cans (Pack of 12)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0040PUGZ0)

[Libby's Organic Sweet Peas, 15-Ounces Cans (Pack of 12)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0040Q0TPQ)

[Libby's Organic Whole Kernel Sweet Corn, 15-Ounce Cans (Pack of 12)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0040PWYVO/)

[Libby's Fruit Mix -chunky In Pear juices Concentrate, 15-Ounce Cans (Pack of 12)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0040PYG9W/)

[Libby's Organic Dark Red Kidney Beans, 15-Ounce Cans (Pack of 12)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0040Q0JWO/)

[Libby's Organic Pinto Beans, 15-Ounces Cans (Pack of 12)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0040PYXXG/)

[Sylvia's Collard Greens, 14.5 Ounce Packages (Pack of 12)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B002TXF62S/)

[B&G Foods Ortega Black Beans, 15-Ounce (Pack of 12)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B005D6E336/)

[Old El Paso Refried Beans, Fat Free, 16-Ounce (Pack of 12)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00374W630)

Rice:
[Nishiki Premium Rice, Medium Grain, 15-Pound Bag]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B004NRLAVY/)

[Botan Musenmai Calrose Rice, 5-Pound Bags (Pack of 4)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B001SAQDT8/)

[Dynasty Jasmine Rice, 20-Pound]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B004NRG77Q/)

Breakfast:
[Carnation Breakfast Essentials, Rich Milk Chocolate Powder, 10-Count Envelopes (Pack of 6)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0037YXQMA)

[Quaker Instant Grits Flavor Variety 50 Pack Variety Value Box]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0027INRDA)

[Golden Grill Russet Hashbrown Potatoes(48 servings)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00470NIOO)

[Quaker Instant Oatmeal Packets Variety Pack, 52-Count]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B000O9WEY2/)

[Pop-Tarts Toaster Pastries, Frosted Strawberry, 36-Count Box]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B003ZXCA2U/)

[Kellogg's Pop-tarts Frosted Toaster Pastries, 24-Strawberries & 24-Brown Sugar Cinnamon-, 86 Ounce]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B008QP5LIC/)

[Rice Krispies Toasted Rice Cereal, 18-Ounce Boxes (Pack of 4)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B001E6GL66/)

[Quaker Chewy Granola Bar, Variety Pack, 8-Count (Pack of 6)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B005ER1AEE)

[Nature Valley Crunchy Granola Bars Oats 'N Honey, 96-Count]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B000LTM29M)

[Nutri-Grain-Kellogg's Cereal Bars Variety Pack, 48-Count]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B000LTIDR2)

PB&J:
[Peter Pan Creamy Peanut Butter, 40-Ounce Jars (Pack of 3)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00295IGHS)

[Jif Creamy Peanut Butter, 48 Ounce, 2 count]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0094IN7UE)

[Planters Peanut Butter Crunchy, 28 Ounce (Pack of 4)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B004R8L712)

[Planters Natural Creamy Peanut Butter, 26.5 Ounce (Pack of 4)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B005DDC3JK)

[Nutella Chocolate Hazelnut Spread 35.3oz Jar]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B008IGB0QQ)

[Welch's Concord Grape Jelly 2 ~ 32oz Jars]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B004TKZ7A0)

Other Stuff:
[Hormel Compleats Meals - VARIETY FLAVORS (6 - 10 Ounce Microwavable Bowls) - Beef Stew, Meatloaf, Roast Beef, Spaghetti, Chicken Alfredo, Turkey & Dressing]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00D5WZUFA)

[Heinz Ketchup, Relish and Mustard Picnic Pack, 3 Bottles]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B003XLOOCS)

[Heinz Tomato Ketchup Jug, 114 Ounce]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00112AM2C)

[McCormick Taco Seasoning Mix, 24-Ounce Unit]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B003OJ0MU2)

[Tone's Spices Taco Seasoning Traditional Blend for Mexican Dishes - Net Weight 23 oz]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B000P00HXA)

Addon items (Free shipping with Prime for orders over $25!)
[Cheerios Cereal, 21 Ounce (Pack of 2)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00L1KPV7U/)

[Honey Nut Cheerios Cereal, 21.6 Ounce (Pack of 2)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00KYW1K26)

[Cinnamon Toast Crunch Cereal, 23.6 Ounce (Pack of 2)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00KYW24WQ)

[Raisin Bran Crunch Cereal, 18.2 -Ounce Boxes (Pack of 3)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B006W5WAL4)

[Planters Peanuts, Dry Roasted, Lightly Salted (Bonus Pack), 20-Ounce Packages (Pack of 2)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00JD8Y2HC)

[Hellmann's Real Mayonnaise, 30oz]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B000LQTTVY)

[Kraft Mayonnaise, 30-Ounce Jars (Pack of 2)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B003VMW0KC/)

[French's Classic Yellow Squeeze Bottle Mustard 14 oz]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00061EOP0/)

[Heinz Tomato Ketchup, 38 Ounce Bottle]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B009GFW8C8)

[Planters Creamy Peanut Butter Jar, Natural, 15 Ounce]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B005DDC3JK)

[Domino Premium Pure Cane Granulated Sugar 4lb Bag]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B004LAZ8SO)

[Pillsbury Best All Purpose Flour, 5 Pound]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B005EOTMA6)

[Morton Iodized Salt 26oz]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0019N87XE)

[Church & Dwight #01110 16oz Arm & Hammer Baking Soda]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B001B2W09A)

[Morton's Salt, Mccormick Pepper Pack, 5.25-ounce Shakers]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0005YMEFK)

Like someone mentioned, the only person beating yourself up about this is you :). Maybe order some quest bars? Walmart/GNC's have them, but with your schedule I think Amazon may be your friend. I like the new cookies and cream ones. The new ones have less sugar alcohols too. Depending where you live, if it's cold enough just toss some salami and cheese into a lunch box and leave it in the car. Unopened they're incredibly shelf stable, even at room temp. Moon cheese is also 100% shelf stable. I also like pork rinds for shelf stable keto snacks. Good on you for trying through this tough time.

Bars-
https://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss_2?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=quest+bars&rh=i%3Aaps%2Ck%3Aquest+bars

Dehydrated Cheese-
https://www.amazon.com/Just-Cheese-Classic-Cheddar-0-5-Ounce/dp/B000EML7DS/ref=sr_1_3_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1482167294&sr=8-3&keywords=just+the+cheese

Do you like pork rinds? They're great for snacking but much harder to just eat a bunch of because you can't shovel them into your mouth as easily (they require effort!)

I've also discovered these snacks: http://www.amazon.com/Just-Cheese-Snacks-Grilled-0-5-Ounce/dp/B000IHHNVY which come in convenient 1/2 oz packages - so you have to open lots of them if you're going to over eat on them. Its delicious and super convenient.

Morthy Demands:
[tea] (http://www.amazon.com/dp/B000WJRBXS/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pC_nS_ttl?_encoding=UTF8&colid=1OUQ8B0KGTG86&coliid=IWIMT326J3EW1)- for impersonating an old posh Englishman. (main wishlist)

[giant carton of goldfish] (http://www.amazon.com/dp/B001CBCJGE/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pC_nS_ttl?_encoding=UTF8&colid=1OUQ8B0KGTG86&coliid=I3CZZA82B6TAWX) I would never want to be seen in public with such a large container of goldfish that I would most definitely eat all of myself. (main wishlist)

[pretty phallic looking] (http://www.amazon.com/dp/B000FERL1M/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pd_nS_ttl?_encoding=UTF8&colid=2ZX6WN6ND7C4H&coliid=I9K18TNWXE4ZS) self explanatory hehe (NSFW wishlist)

Akeleie demands:
[yoda funko] (http://www.amazon.com/dp/B004JZ6OV6/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pC_S_ttl?_encoding=UTF8&colid=1OUQ8B0KGTG86&coliid=I30XZ8101N27KO) definitely geeky (but cute! Main wishlist)
[zumba game for wii] (http://www.amazon.com/dp/B008BERGYU/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pd_nS_ttl?_encoding=UTF8&colid=37HNLBHPUGEAJ&coliid=IXCWDMYPZ3RK2) will help me lose weight, a new goal! (Video Game wishlist)
[water is important on a deserted island] (http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00CHLWSKA/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pC_nS_ttl?_encoding=UTF8&colid=1OUQ8B0KGTG86&coliid=I2EF5AS3OKEPDL) that filtered water bottle would come in mighty handy! (main wishlist)

Thanks for the contest guys!

GF PB crackers (just like Ritz Bitz) are super good, the cheese crackers are really good too!

I also like Lays Stax- but be careful, because Pringles are NOT GF.

One of my favorite snacks is jalapeño potato chips and Top the Tator- I'm from the midwest, so if you don't have Top the Tator than fuck you.

• edit to add THESE are good too

Check out GG Crispbreads. I buy them at Whole Foods. Each cracker has 20 calories and 4g of fiber. I typically eat 6-8 a day. You can top them with pretty much anything and they are easy to travel with. Throw peanut butter or laughing cow in your bag to top them, no fridge needed.


https://www.amazon.com/GG-Scandinavian-Crispbread-3-5-Ounce-Packages/dp/B003G1ZRTY

For people who can't buy them in stores, you can get them on amazon! :D http://www.amazon.com/Dunkaroos-Cinnamon-Vanilla-Frosting-Sprinkles/dp/B000EMOCL2

Buying in bulk is definitely the best option haha

Low carb crackers ... I feel you, brother.

Ritz has 2 gm. carbs per cracker ...

Dare Grainsfirst are also 2 gm. per cracker ... but they're larger.

Ryvita Crispbread is another option ... it comes out to 5 gm. net carbs per piece, but each piece is larger than 3 Ritz crackers (at least, I'm estimating). If the taste works for you - this is a good option. I often do a cheese course with dinner, and I never need more than one of these per meal, so they might work for your carb budget.

Let me also mention the "Scandinavian Bran Crispbread" which comes out at 2 gm. net carbs per piece, and they're almost as large as the Ryvita pieces. But the taste didn't do much for me - dry and dusty, and not much
flavor, nor did they work with cheese for me. (I'm guessing they'd work better under smoked salmon ...). I found them on netrition.com, which is a great resource for many other low-carb items.

If you don't already have a food scale for your kitchen, it's definitely a good practice to get into (not only for keto but for general calorie management).

Sometimes you can find these sugar-free additives by DaVinci which are great for coffees.

• Wisconsin Cheese Chips
  
  
• Pork Rinds.......lots of pork rinds

Hammocks are light, easy to set up, and keep you off the wet ground.

A box of goldfish Like This is the perfect size to fit in a sustainment pouch.

I would recommend these Dunkaroos. With shipping you will be paying $8.74 on the single pack you're buying now.

With subscribe and save, this 14-pack comes to only $2.37 per unit with free shipping.

Nuts and seeds (sunflower or pumpkin) are always great keto snacks in moderation!

EDIT: I forgot about these! If you don't want to go through the trouble of making your own cheese chips, these are great to have on hand.

I don't know but I have been waiting for most of my life for something like this to happen.

Amazon Link. I initially had some trouble finding them but not that much anymore. I think they are pretty good.

Were amazing, or are amazing?

I love chicken salad piled high on one of these Scandinavian bran crackers: GG Scandinavian Bran Crispbread, 3.5-Ounce Packages (Pack of 5) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B003G1ZRTY/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_J1DYBbPCFSFYT

They have them at whole foods if you have one nearby, otherwise I'm sure you can get them a bunch of places online. They don't have a strong flavor, but they give that nice crunchy texture.

Have you tried Flackers? One net carb for 6 crackers, and pretty awesome with sardines.

http://www.amazon.com/Doctor-In-The-Kitchen-Flackers/dp/B0078DQ7PE

No problem. I totally understand. Hey my sister gifted my husband a amazon gift card for like $20 and he had no clue what to do with it. Theres so much stuff and he felt guilty spending it on himself. He thought about all of us. That just means your a good mama. You know we gotta take care of them before us. I rarely by myself stuff, but I took Christmas as a time to say if you can get me this I would like it. The luxury box I showed you has more lotions and stuff for the face and not really make up. I don't paint my nails too often so I walk around with chipped nails, but eh I have 3 kids what do I care. If you want snacks they have snack boxes on there.

https://www.amazon.com/Healthy-Snacks-Variety-Jummybo-Traveling/dp/B01HE013S6/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1482785981&sr=8-1-spons&keywords=snack%2Bboxes&th=1

https://www.amazon.com/Cookies-Candies-Package-Variety-Assortment/dp/B013KTYFYO/ref=sr_1_2_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1482785981&sr=8-2&keywords=snack+boxes

He's won the award for slamming on nerds

I saw that, but I was trying to hit as close to 5 bucks as possible. That is a better deal for sure. the 9 pack conveniently doesn't have the $/Oz. conversion on the site, unlike the 30oz

• Pork Chops, Avacado, Almonds
  
• Cheese Sticks, Almonds
  
• Sliced Summer Sausage, Cheese
  
• Leftovers - What I mean by this is I cook every night for dinner. You almost have to unless you want to go insane eating the same thing every night. Make up enough for another serving the next day. If you have a microwave that is all that you need.
  
• Almond Bun Deli Sandwich - Search CavemanKeto.com for bun recipie
  
• Hard Boiled Eggs, Bacon, Cheese Slices
  
• Taco Salad (Avacado, Sour Cream, Shredded Cheese, Cooked Spicy Sausage, Lettuce, Olives, Jalapenos. Prep everything the night before and put the wet stuff in separate containers. Lunch time, nuke your sausage and combine for amazing tasting filling lunch.)
  
• Flackers with cream cheese and some almonds
  
• Leftover Keto Pizza from the night prior
  
• Leftover spaghetti squash + fresh grated mozzarella cheese
  
• Tuna melt on almond bun
  
• Tuna + Mayo + Celery and side of almonds
  
• HWC + Sugar Free Pudding for a fat bomb type dessert (can normally only eat 4tbsp max on my current calorie restriction)
  
• Leftover keto chili
  
  I really feel like there are endless choices. You just have to get creative. I am also in an open floor plan, and never once had anyone complain about any of the above items.
  

Yeah man for sure. They look naughty. Someone's just linked me these badboys. Good brand of cracker? https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00UFUYTMK/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_ZTxFDbPKYAT33

This is probably going to be the closest - can't find the leather ones on Amazon unfortunately.

~

Food wise:

Trail mix

Jerky

peanut butter crackers

(going to suggest that you might want to send Gareth a bag to hold all this? Janine has one already. Unless you meant like cooked food.. in which case, it needs to be available on amazon)

Good theory, except these exist. A parent who's bought these before, with kids in the grocery store (not exactly a relaxing experience) who probably is assuming what they just bought was an actual cookie, (since it was in the snack aisle, not dog food aisle). I can totally see this happening.

I fucking LOVE DunkAroos.

I'll just leave this here.

Buy Dunkaroos Here

Has anyone tried the Just the Cheese Mini Round Snacks? They look great and come in 7 different flavors, but I can't find a way to not have to order 16 bags of them. It would be totally worth it, though, if I could get an assorted pack.

50 dollars worth of Dunkaroos would make anyone happy

crackers!! diet friendly

not mine never played but this one makes me lulz

These are the best!

https://www.amazon.com/Lance-Gluten-Sandwich-Crackers-Peanut/dp/B016NRIU28/ref=pd_nav_hcs_bia_t_1?ie=UTF8&refRID=76MKKXFPYVEJGJ1P7V69&th=1

At work, one of the judges keeps buying us these animal crackers. He figures if he keeps us fed we'll be nicer to him. :-)

I love these. Single serving bags 75 calories, 1 carb. https://www.amazon.com/Just-Cheese-Classic-Cheddar-0-5-Ounce/dp/B000EML7DS

I love GG Brancrisp12 cal and 2 net carbs per cracker.

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This got me craving pie and I did a bit of research and I found these mini pie crusts for 100 calories each! Never tried them and I don't know if they're teeny tiny, but thought it'd be interesting to try your recipe with these! I'm going to be on the hunt for them now :D

Honey Maid Graham Crackers | Great for S'mores | 14.4 ounce box https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00UFUYTMK/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_ZTxFDbPKYAT33


These dudes

They make a snack food like this called "just the cheese." It's burnt cheese like on the outside of a grilled cheese.
http://www.amazon.com/Just-Cheese-Snacks-Grilled-0-5-Ounce/dp/B000IHHNVY

It's addictive.

https://www.amazon.com/Cheez-Cheese-Crackers-Extra-Toasty/dp/B00WBGINPA

I've bought them at Walmart and Meijer, delicious!

I don't really cook, so this is right up my alley.

Packaged Items (unrefrigerated)

• Smarte Carb bars (1-2g net carbs)
  
• Quest Nutrition protein bars (3-7g net carbs)
  
• Quest Nutrition Cravings Peanut Butter Cups (4g net carbs)
  
• Just The Cheese Mini Rounds (1g net carbs)
  
• Flackers flax seed crackers (about 1g net carbs per serving)
  
• Some brands of beef jerky (0-3 carbs; read those labels!)
  
• Mission brand Carb Balance Tortillas (spread lightly with some kind of nut butter)
  
• Pecans (1.1g carbs per oz)
  
  Others (refrigerated)
  
  
• Cheese, aged at least 1 year; aging reduces lactose sugar content (<1 carb)
  
• String Cheese (<1 carb)
  
• Lunchmeat
  
• Pre-packaged salads (skip the dressing or use your own low-carb vinaigrette)
  
  One of my favorite snacks is to take 2 tablespoons of peanut butter or almond butter (about 4-5g net carbs), mix in 2 tablespoons (or so) of hemp hearts (0g carbs), 2 tablespoons (or so) of flax seeds (0.5g carbs) and mix it all together with a fork until it's a homogenous mixture, then eat it with the same fork. I generally do the prep and consumption in a large mug. I imagine these could probably be turned into little balls and refrigerated for later consumption, too, but I've never tried it.
  
  Something between a snack and a meal can be achieved with lunchmeat, aged cheese, and one of those mission tortillas (3-7 total net carbs); make a little burrito or roll-up with it all. Sometimes I'll even heat them up in the microwave (usually need toothpicks to hold it together until the cheese melts) and eat slowly with a fork and knife.

84 with vanilla frosting, $35.77.
24 pack variety vanilla and chocolate, $19.44 Buy two for free shipping, or toss in a cheap movie/basic essentials. Or buy this.

Wow, I totally forgot about those things. I wonder if they still make 'em.

Yup

http://www.amazon.com/Dunkaroos-Cinnamon-Vanilla-Frosting-Sprinkles/dp/B000EMOCL2

Flackers are delicious.

https://www.amazon.com/Doctor-Kitchen-Flackers-Crackers-Flaxseed/dp/B0078DQ7PE

> When they're burned...even better!

BEHOLD

I'm surprised nobody has linked to amazon yet...

You can buy them in bulk too!

Dunkaroos!

Most practical is this to help me eat cheap


Least practical is probably this because I absolutely don't need it

Oh man! my time to SHINE! I get made fun of for having that snack box on my list, but realistically, I never seem to have enough leftover money to afford any junk food when I go grocery shopping! tell me this doesn't look AWESOME

When I make taco salad I was missing the crunch that corn chips used to provide. I started using these: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000EML7DS/ref=oh_details_o02_s00_i00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

In my opinion they don't taste good by themselves but they are crispy and make good croutons.

Quest Bars, these things, fish jerky (Sea Bear makes a good salmon jerky, though it's a tad expensive).

I always liked these more: http://www.amazon.com/Dunkaroos-Cinnamon-Vanilla-Frosting-Sprinkles/dp/B000EMOCL2

These things are on my fucking wishlist on Amazon! Don't be fooled by the high price, there are 14 6 packs. :D

http://www.amazon.com/Dunkaroos-Cinnamon-Vanilla-Frosting-Sprinkles/dp/B000EMOCL2/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1330936893&sr=8-1

I am not too great at cooking meat, so my keto journey has become all about the lazy snack food. Amazon has a ton of things that are simultaneously low calorie and low carb - Here's some of my favorites:

• Grass Run Farms Beef Sticks (0 carbs)
  
  
• Low Carb Bread Co. Plain Bread (1 carb per slice, although for some people I think bread substitutes are kinda triggering)
  
  
• Miracle Noodles (<1 carb)
  
  
• Flax seed crackers (1 carb for 6 crackers)
  
  
• Protein chips (5 carbs per bag)
  
  
• Pork Rinds (0 carbs, super cheap too)
  

Ents may be interested in this

I've got all these Japanese snacks on .my food and beverage list. I don't know what half of them are , much less tried them. But I think it would be really cool to try

NIci macar o cutie de 6 bucati.

You might like Flackers. http://smile.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0078DQ7PE

My fav 2 for work snacks/when I don't have time to eat but am hungry are:
Just the cheese: https://www.amazon.com/Just-Cheese-Classic-Cheddar-0-5-Ounce/dp/B000EML7DS/ref=sr_1_1_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1484166375&sr=8-1&keywords=just+the+cheese

Almonds: https://www.amazon.com/Madi-Ks-Almonds-Natural-Nonpareil/dp/B00SUQCHSY/ref=sr_1_6_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1484166451&sr=8-6&keywords=100+calorie+almonds

I'm sure he meant these

mix it up!!! I would personally be interested in someone's soul😱

you could do assorted snacks or these animal erasers

these socks

or you could do a pokemon advent calendar with these

and she needs one of these


that is disturbing. please post pics when you make it. You HAVE to make it!!!!!

I will look for more things for your daughter and edit as I find them💝

I am your God.
orgasm
Also, I ordered some. I taste an ama

These still exist fyi
right here

I love celery with peanut butter. Try moon cheese or parmesan crisps. Jilz crackers can be eaten sparingly.... or Flackers. Many like pork rinds but they are not for me. I have baked low carb tortilla chips which are good..... but again have to be eaten sparingly (mind your macros).
https://jilzglutenfree.com
https://www.amazon.com/Doctor-Kitchen-Flackers-Crackers-5-Ounce/dp/B0078DQ7PE

Buy some off of Amazon then:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000EMOCL2/ref=ox_sc_sfl_title_2?ie=UTF8&m=ATVPDKIKX0DER

Oh they do. A solid 8 pounds of dunkaroos for $40 can be found [here] (http://www.amazon.com/Dunkaroos-Cinnamon-Vanilla-Frosting-Sprinkles/dp/B000EMOCL2)

On Rye Krisps (6 carb grams net)

BUY THEM HERE!!!

Here you go!

http://www.amazon.com/Dunkaroos-Cinnamon-Vanilla-Frosting-Sprinkles/dp/B000EMOCL2/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1323111683&sr=8-1

If you aren't going to overclock then why spend $20 more on the unlocked processor? Also, you should buy your snacks in bulk, they're 35% cheaper that way.

You're Welcome

http://www.amazon.com/Dunkaroos-Cinnamon-Vanilla-Frosting-Sprinkles/dp/B000EMOCL2

Knock yourself out

I found Flackers (flaxseed crackers) at my local Whole Foods. 6 crackers are 1 net carb.

[AWWWW YEEEEEEEE!](http://www.amazon.com/Dunkaroos-Cinnamon-Vanilla-Frosting-Sprinkles/dp/B000EMOCL2/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1310397913&tag=write-20&sr=8-1 "Link to buy Dunkaroos on amazon")

How about 14 packs instead?

http://www.amazon.com/Dunkaroos-Cinnamon-Vanilla-Frosting-Sprinkles/dp/B000EMOCL2/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1310628349&sr=8-1

Order away.

Enough to last you maybe 5 minutes

...and you can still get them on Amazon.

Relevant

• Pretzel crisps and Snyder's pretzel rods
  
• Honey Maid Graham crackers
  
• Ryvita (these hardly break, and come in a ton of flavours)
  
• Triscuits
  
• Bagel crisps
  
• Basically anything from Dr. Kracker
  
• Carr's Salt & Pepper flatbread crackers or anything from Carr's, really.

Sugary goodness in roo form.

-Flint RFID Wallet
-Timex Expedition Watch - can't find, maybe discontinued?
-iPhone 6+ - on my 2nd screen cuz, you know, children
-Mercedes Key to E350
-Quarktool - im a beta tester
-Orbitkey and bottle opener
-Cevinee brass cylinder pen
-Goldfish

Good news.

A bag of japanese candy!

A gaming mouse.

A drone.

You're welcome.

Dunkaroos still exist

Spinach dip with flax meal crackers store bought or homemade.

Amazon.com sells them. http://www.amazon.com/Dunkaroos-Cinnamon-Vanilla-Frosting-Sprinkles/dp/B000EMOCL2

Surge and Dunkaroos

You can buy them from Amazon!

Here you go sir. Mother fucking Dunkaroos

Popped cheese, man. This stuff changed my snacking life. That and pork rinds. Pork rinds are always handy to have around for a quick snack.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00URCF2B8/ref=pd_aw_sim_325_3?ie=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=1CSM93CF9VQ82YPWPFHZ&dpPl=1&dpID=517gHjNgHCL

Your username has brought back childhood memories

Canned fish of various types (regular tuna, smoked kipper "snacks", sardines), etc. Nuts etc that everyone else has suggested.

And these weird baked-cheese snacks. ;)