Reddit mentions: The best wild game & fowl meat

Oh god. Okay. I feel like I've been preparing for this post my whole life (or at least since I found these awesome things on amazon):

• Tuscan Whole Milk
  
• Fresh Whole Rabbit
  
• Uranium Ore in a Can
  
• The 2009-2014 Outlook for Wood Toilet Seats in Greater China -- Amazing read! Riveting!
  
• A Million Random Digits -- the textbook no student should be without!!!
  
• UFO Detector -- It's so amazing, you'll want to anally probe yourself!
  
• Everybody Masturbates -- Best reference manual and an amazing children's book!
  
• BIC Pens for Her -- Not to be used by men or your penis and testicles will immediately invert themselves and transform themselves into a vagina and ovaries!!!
  
• Moon People -- The greatest book of our time. Quite possibly. Follow the adventures of Dale Courtney - I mean, David Braymer - and his lady friend Cheral and his escapades as 1st Science Officer on the Lunar Base 1 Mobile Base Station
  
  Make sure you read the comments on these amazing, once in a lifetime products!!!
  
  edit: Aww shoot, I just saw you meant for realz. I got nothing, sorry. But still, you'll have a good laugh!

I relate SO MUCH. I am still in school as well (graduating next year), but I am an online student and I work full time. So when I'm not stressing about finding a job after I graduate, I am stressing about work or grades. I always get told that I act like a middle aged woman, though being married and working a desk job adds to that image.

1. There was a moment awhile back where I was feeling incredibly overwhelmed by EVERYTHING. Specifically, I was really worried about the possibility of finding a job in education or getting into a graduate program after graduation. That on top of worrying about my current job lasting until I was able to get out of school had me super high strung. I realized I couldn't do anything about either of those situations, so I got a cup of tea, drew a bath, and listened to classical music while I read a book. That is now my go to "stress relief" when I get overwhelmed.
   
   
2. Whole Fresh Rabbit - The reviews are hilarious.
   
   
3. Don't sweat the petty stuff and don't pet the sweaty stuff
   
   
4. Take deep breaths. You can do this. You have made it through your college career. People graduate with loans higher than your and make it. You have accomplished something - take time to celebrate that! And try to focus on taking things day by day. Sufficient is each day for its own troubles. Constantly focusing on your fears of the future will lead to you forgetting today. (:
   
   
5. Surprises are awesome!
   
   
6. Thank you for the contest!

You can get ammonium nitrate (look at the ingredients list), cannon fuse (green safety fuse, good stuff), a 40,000 cubic foot 'commando' smoke grenade a fresh whole rabbit in a bag (the reviews on that one are fantastic), bacon bandages, or even wolf urine.

You can get all sorts of interesting things from Amazon :)

Many things on amazon get joke reviews, Its all in good fun.

Check out this page:

http://www.amazon.com/Cloverdale-Fresh-Whole-Rabbit/product-reviews/B00012182G

When I finally had my laughing fit, it was Cloverdale fresh, whole rabbit and the comments on Amazon.

I love this idea. Heading to the store tonight to buy more shells.

*And even though no one asked, if anyone is curious where to buy shells I go to a specialty food market and buy escargot shells because you get a lot of uniform shells for a decent price. Something like this

Expensive item.

Did you know you can buy a 7 lb pail of duck fat on amazon? I'm no cook, but the image (and amount) seem rediculous to me. xD

1 Gallon Tuscan Whole Milk - might have the singularly best Amazon review I've ever read, though there is much more content in the Haribo bears reviews

Fresh Whole Rabbit

50 Gallons of Lube

Easiest way: http://www.amazon.com/Cloverdale-Fresh-Whole-Rabbit/dp/B00012182G/ref=cm_cr-mr-title
Takei reviewed it rather nicely.

I'm pretty sure I've also seen frozen frog legs in some of the local Asian markets. You can even buy them from Amazon.com:

http://www.amazon.com/Frog-legs-5-lbs-frozen/dp/B001KZX99I

I think I found it. Fresh Whole Rabbit from Cloverdale. Looks a little like one of the fetal pigs my class dissected back in highschool. Solid addition to the pcmasterrace master diet.

WHY IS THIS IMAGE PART OF THAT PRODUCT!?!? Gaaah, rabbits are my second favorite animal. ;_;

No? I'll take a picture of a case of steaks while I'm at work tomorrow. Been in this business for nearly 15 years. If you get steaks that are already cut, you buy them in vacuum sealed bags, in a large cardboard box. Sometimes, that box is referred to as a case.

Edit:
Actually, here's a better idea. Here is a case of filet mignon. Now, it's on sale for $129.99 for 12/ea 5oz. steaks, but that's also at retail, not at wholesale. Now, IIRC, the cases (a case is a box that holds more than one item, often of the same kind, but not always) we got held 35 steaks, and ran around $450. So, $450 divided by 35, puts you at around $12.85 (yes, I'm aware that this number puts my original high ball dollar amount off, but hey, it was years ago so cut me some slack if my memory is a bit fuzzy) per steak. Of course, those were 8oz filets, so they are going to be more expensive than these 5oz filets.

Now, still not convinced? Alright, well, here is a case (even says so in the title! wow!) of ribeye steaks for $240. Now, that's for 12 steaks, and while ribeye is less expensive than filet per ounce, they are also bigger steaks, so more money.

But wait, there's more! Here is a case, yes, case, of delicious Bison tenderloin Now, this is a case of 8 ounce bison steaks. It's $398.50. So, let's break down the math. $398.50 for 20 steaks, so that makes each steak $19.92.

Now, maybe your misunderstanding was in the definition of the word "case". Sure, I can understand how that could happen. I guess. So, let's break it down. The English word "case" is based, in part, on the Latin word capsa, which means box, or repository. However, that particular word was really used more specifically for a capsa that stored books. So, we can look at the Anglo-French and Old North French word, casse (from around the 14th century), which translates to "receptacle".

So, that being said, maybe I should have just assumed you spoke antiquated Anglo-French (which would be weird if you did), and said that I used to buy my steaks by the casse, instead. My bad.

Or, alternatively, we could just skip these little altercations if people would just keep their mouths shut if they don't know what they are talking about.

This is probably one of my favourites.

Just have a read through of the comments xD

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And here's my favourite (vaguely) NSFW one.

Not entering btw, don't have a Playstation.

Great, I got confused as to why it was so expensive, searched "Tuscan Whole Milk" on Amazon and then saw this as one of the 2 results

My meat guy here told me the other day that kangaroo has gotten so popular that it's prices are through the roof. I was curious when I saw your post so I went to amazon to see if they sold it.

https://www.amazon.com/Kangaroo-Leg-Boneless-Qty-Avg/dp/B00U1U5QK8/ref=sr_1_1_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1492800119&sr=8-1&keywords=kangaroo+meat

Some review sections on amazon are pure comedy gold, check this out for example: https://www.amazon.com/Cloverdale-Fresh-Whole-Rabbit/product-reviews/B00012182G/ref=cm_cr_arp_mb_paging_btm_2?pageNumber=2

The reviews were of course golden, but what really got me was that this book was tagged as fap fap fap; note that the fourth item of the "fap fap fap" tagging is a fresh whole rabbit.

You can buy a 5lb bag of stew meat venison for only $107.00.

They come in pieces that are small enough to fit on a card, for your convenience.

Check out the user picture's for the "Fresh whole rabbit"

Um, amazon? https://www.amazon.com/Venison-Osso-Bucco-Fore-Shank/dp/B00JJTCDE4/ref=sr_1_2_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1481056962&sr=8-2&keywords=venison

I haven't bought much food on amazon, usually when i just cant find it anywhere else. I suggest This, or This

Amazon sells everything

Here are some I found on amazon. After shipping it's $19 for 24 shells.

http://www.amazon.com/Escargot-Shells-Large-Empty-pcs/dp/B00308B23S

And here are some with prime shipping $15 for 36 shells.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B004Y18ANU/ref=pd_lpo_sbs_dp_ss_1?pf_rd_p=1944687722&pf_rd_s=lpo-top-stripe-1&pf_rd_t=201&pf_rd_i=B00308B23S&pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_r=1NNXV16A71672SS1G50K

Both have reviews with people who have used them with shell dwellers.

mouth watering http://www.amazon.com/gp/customer-media/product-gallery/B00012182G/ref=cm_ciu_pdp_images_0?ie=UTF8&index=0

You sure can.

And for dessert.

Even William Gibson didn't write about us being able to buy freshly slaughtered animals over the web:

http://www.amazon.com/Cloverdale-Fresh-Whole-Rabbit/dp/B00012182G

Here's my personal favorite (but there are tons of these out there)

http://www.amazon.com/Cloverdale-Fresh-Whole-Rabbit/dp/B00012182G/ref=pd_sbs_misc?ie=UTF8&qid=1210003669&sr=8-1

I use https://www.amazon.com/Rougie-Duck-Fat-pack-Ounces/dp/B000Z9RWRK

You don’t need to use much and soo much flavor.

Bicarbs deleted the comment, but /u/bicarbonates obviously THIS

Pics

The Mountain Three Wolf Moon Short Sleeve Tee

Fresh Whole Rabbit

Zenith Men's 96.0529.4035/51.M Defy Xtreme Tourbillon Titanium Chronograph Watch

Wenger 16999 Giant Swiss Army Knife

Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz

Uranium Ore

Went to read the reviews when suddenly....


OH MY!

http://www.amazon.com/Cloverdale-Fresh-Whole-Rabbit/dp/B00012182G/ref=pd_sbs_indust_5

this scared me.

Fresh whole rabbit.

You make bunny cry.

How about this review for Fresh Whole Rabbit at Amazon?

"Like many suburban homeowners, I like to kill and eat the wild animals that populate my backyard. To keep it sporting, I hunt naked, with my teeth and long sharpened fingernails as my only weapons. I've feasted on squirrel, raccoon, vole and numerous songbirds. But no matter how long I lay spread eagle and motionless in the hot noonday sun, I have never been able to outwit and catch any of the plump and juicy rabbits that hop just outside my reach and then bolt for the woods when I leap forward with a blood-curdling shriek. I have chased them at a dead run through the yards of the many unoccupied homes that surround mine but the pursuit always ends in frustration. But no more, thanks to Amazon. Every week, I order a fresh whole rabbit and affix it to a remote control car that is operated by one of my children. This way, I get the thrill of the hunt, and when the car's batteries are exhausted, I can leap upon it, bury my teeth into the rabbit's soft flesh and perform my ritual victory dance right there in the Walgreen's parking lot."

That was my first thought too, it's for 3lbs of rabbit.

Then I got distracted by the customer images

Fresh Whole Rabbit

DIRTY THIRTY

It is shocking to me how poorly you understand supply and demand. Scarcity can raise the price of a commodity even when that commodity is unpopular. Most people don’t enjoy stinky cheese, or snails for dinner, but such things can still be expensive only because those who do have a taste for them have a very small supply.

It would be untrue for example to say that everyone wants to eat alligator tail meat simply because it is so expensive. Obviously this commodity is pricy, because it is rare. It is rare because it is unsavory. If it were savory, ppl would have come up with a way to mass produce it.