(Part 2) Reddit mentions: The best comedy recordings

I can prove a lot of these mass shooters are doing it for attention: just look where they're shooting. Schools, theaters, and parks. Places where when we hear about it we go, "Oh my God. Why would someone do that?" Gets tons of ratings as we try to figure out their motivation. They know this. That's why you never hear about mass shootings at the DMV.

They all know nobody's going to say, "Oh my God, did you hear??? Why would someone... want to shoot up a DMV?!?!"

If that story was on Reddit you wouldn't even click on the article. You'd be like, "Well that fucking took long enough. Ooh, they're remaking Legends of the Hidden Temple with Ryan Reynolds? Upvote!"

If there was a mass shooting at the DMV while I was there, my first thought wouldn't be, "Oh my God, we need gun control!" or "Oh my God, we need to talk about mental health!" It'd be "Oh my God... I just moved up six spots in line! Thank you!"

PLUG: If you enjoy my material, I just released a stand-up album, which is available now on iTunes, Google Play, Amazon, and Spotify. So if you'd like to hear how this joke or dozens of others I've posted in this sub over the years sounds out loud, this is the best option. Otherwise, see y'all on twitter and Instagram. Thanks! <3

I dont have any cover songs but if you like songs about video games and that culture you should check out [Starbomb] (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jfU7pw76ZE). They have an [album] (http://www.amazon.com/Starbomb-Ex-Plus-Alpha-Explicit/dp/B00HHH9SF2/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1396764443&sr=8-2&keywords=starbomb) out now and it is pretty sweet.

He does a great, great 5 minutes on a Comedy Death-Ray compilation CD. I used to have the MP3s but I can't find them anymore. Available on iTunes and Amazon, though!

https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/comedy-death-ray/id263066044

https://www.amazon.com/Comedy-Death-Explicit-Various-artists/dp/B000X71GVM

Really wish they'd add the old CDR stuff to Howl!

So I looked into the origin of this video, and it has nothing to do with the uploader (whose other videos are also pretty deep into youtube-- a highschool announcements video, some girls doing karaoke, a friend filming a close up of another friend's butt). I can't tell if they made the video, but the song comes from a duo called JewB and Milkywhite. They have an album available on amazon and honestly it is some of the most explicit trash I have ever heard. It's labeled as comedy, but it's a biiiiiig swing and a miss.

I only listened to a few of the 30 second samples, but there's bestiality ("Fuckin' the Dawg"), sexualizing infants ("Rape the Pie"), and extreme racism ("It's Only Getting Bigger"), and that's just three of the first five tracks. The album seems split into two 'parts', I guess, Debut and Castrati, and the Castrati part seems a lot more like this video's style, weird and synthy with modified vocals instead of generic mid-2000s fruity loops hiphop beats. But that half still features songs like "A.I.D.S. Maid" and "Got a Baby? (Get Rid of It!)" so it's safe to say it's not that different.

Still, I have no idea where this song came from considering the rest of their work, how it got on this high school girl's youtube channel, what she might have thought of the rest of JewB and Milkywhite's catalogue, nothing. I don't know what happened to the duo after their album came out way back in 2005, or how it got onto both iTunes and Amazon. Searching their name yields only two pages of google results, most of which are autogenerated based on their album's presence on those retailers. Truly deep.

There was an episode of DLM in St Louis a few months back where Bert brought cheeseburgers for the audience and Doug was not amused. They argued on stage and the whole episode has a weird air about it. You have to buy the episode from Amazon or iTunes, but it's a good one.

https://www.amazon.com/Doug-Loves-Movies-Louis-Explicit/dp/B01GP33BJW

Doug also went on Bert's podcast the next day and they candidly talked about it and their friendship in general. I recommend listening to both

http://bertcast.com/?p=458

Buy A Great Stillness.

He's a sweet man off stage and I am always happy when I see him on TV.

Because I'm a geek and I want to blast it loud so everyone knows! hahaha


Good luck on your final!

Dragon Coloring Book would be fabulous, my darling. I love dragons and that fantasy stuff.

Either that or this song from the new Lonely Island album.

Oh and Bea, go to sleep.

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|name|The Smiles|
|about artist|The Miracals (formerly The Smiles) is an indie rock quartet comprised of four college students from a university in Los Angeles, CA. Will Sturgeon and John McGrath met in 2009 at the University of Southern California. They wrote songs together in their dorm rooms until, in September of 2009, Brendan Kirlin joined them on guitar and Mark Edwards joined them on drums. Will picked up the bass, and the four began playing house parties at USC. ([more on last.fm](http://www.last.fm/music/The Smiles))|
|album|Hermosa - EP, released Jul 2010|
|track|Cala Cola|
|images|album image, artist image|
|links|discogs, mp3 on amazon|
|tags|surf|
|similar|The Miracals, The Young Friends, Make Wave, Summerays, Triptides, The Cads, Ski Lodge|
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I'm still surprised by how many fans weren't aware these commentary tracks even existed, if you're a fan of the KLSX ACS from 2006 - 2009 and the 'Basic Cable Classics' segment, these were made for you.

Basic Cable Commentary Collection #1
Amazon
http://www.amazon.com/Basic-Cable-Commentary-Collection-Explicit/dp/B00IEXV5XQ/ref=sr_1_3?s=dmusic&ie=UTF8&qid=1394130793&sr=1-3&keywords=adam+carolla

iTunes
https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/basic-cable-commentary-collection/id494710780

Google Play
https://play.google.com/store/music/album/Adam_Carolla_Basic_Cable_Commentary_Collection_1?id=B2wnj5t735b3hpk7lt2cw4lyoa4

The first 3rd party commentaries ever sold in iTunes, now everyone does it.

After Mandatory Fun came out, I realized that I'm low on Weird Al music, so how about The Essential Weird Al!

Led Zeppelin is my favorite band from the UK!

God save the Queen!

Music or Comedy...you decide.

Thanks again for Music Monday. Good luck with the allergies, and take your claritin.

The way he plays with the audience's expectations is brilliant. My favorite comedian since Mitch Hedberg.

His album, Things I Thought Of, is hilarious and ingeniously evil.

I got a copy of their CD a year or so ago. They live in the same city as me and played at a venue I was at. It was pretty good, not quite the same rap/rock sound as this though. But good shit.

Here are a few more tracks: http://gardenfreshrap.com/foodborne-illness

You can also hear samples of the other tracks on Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/Foodborne-Illness/dp/B0092MIPAE

Its funny if you think of the protagonist as Jessie Spano.

Also, this is a good way to make it a comedy. Adam Carolla and Dana Gould (as a fowl mouthed Huell Howser) comment over the movie.

1. not every show does that. sometimes when they go long, you are asked back another day. this time they did that sort of.
   
   1.5) i appreciate it. you're sweet to say that. and yes, baron is a great guy who i love a lot.
   
   
2. you ARE wrong. there IS a physical CD. i just got them, and will be bringing them to san antonio tomorrow for the week. is that too far? i know texas is a big state. i will be selling physical copies at my shows across the country, but also i'll be setting up the "buy" page on my website to be able to get them to people where i'm not. if you email me at my name at gmail, we could set something else. in the meantime, if you don't feel the same about amazon as you do about itunes: http://www.amazon.com/Meat-Robot-Explicit/dp/B00D3LPKDK
   
   
3. same here.

They're horror/comedy, but these songs by Norm Sherman are on my Halloween playlist.

Heartache Over Innsmouth - a lovcraftian love song. https://www.amazon.com/The-Heartache-Over-Innsmouth/dp/B0071YFCVU

Juzt Mizunderstood - a song about the afterlife of a teenage zombie. https://www.amazon.com/Juzt-Mizunderstood/dp/images/B0071YFD9Q

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