Reddit mentions of Perdue, Chicken Breast Tenders, 1.8125 lb (Frozen)

Your post is so damn salty I think I'm developing hypertension just from reading it.

I doubt this will have any effect on the likely liberal bubble you live in and use to develop opinions of other people, but a cursory examination of my family life and socioeconomic status would suggest I'm a normal upper middle class adult.

I have a great job, a six figure salary, which admittedly isn't as great as it sounds because I live in one of the most expensive areas of the country. I'm married 3+ years, no kids yet, travel internationally for work and vacations around six times a year, and I'm a member of Big brothers, Big sisters, where I do my best to mentor underprivileged youth.

I used that language in my original comment because it was funny, because i think a subset of readers would find it amusing.

It seems to have worked too. That little comment has already triggered multiple people into throwing out salty responses, which shows just how thin skinned, sad people they really are.

That, ultimately, is what that language is for. To trigger people just like you into responding the way you did. Because that language isn't FOR you, it's designed to expose your intellectual weakness for the rest of everyone to see. And that's exactly what it did.

My job here is done. I would suggest this will probably help you recover.