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True cool story bro story time:

So I bought the Borderlands during the summer steam sale this year, and proceeded to be completely blown away by it. This one particular night, I think it was sometime in July, I played it for like 10 hours straight, and then went to sleep, where I proceeded to have the worst nightmare ever.

I had this dream where I was in the starcraft 2 map "metalopolis" (seen here and here) specifically, I was in the top left corner where that platform is with two ramps. Suddenly, a four or five of these psycho bandit guys, that look just like the one the OP pop out of nowhere and start chasing me yelling "STRIP THE FLESH, SALT THE WOUND." Except....there were a few differences in how they looked. They were wearing a full body blue spandex suit that covered everything up to the neck, then on their heads they were wearing these banana hats (kinda looks like the one in this picture but much larger) So as they're chasing me around, I start trying to convince them to not eat me, I remember saying things like "I don't have a lot of meat on me, go get someone else," and "I'm really skinny, why do you want me?" I should mention that I'm saying these things in a completely calm and collected manner, like how I would talk to a teacher, and not screaming these things even though I'm about to be eaten. So they eventually catch me and throw me to the ground, and then this strange thing happened(as if this dream already wasn't strange enough already). The best way I can describe what happened was I "zoomed out" from my first person perspective and was now observing myself like how you observe a character in a 3rd person game. As the bandits had be pinned face down to the ground, one of them bent me backward with my legs and thighs still on the ground kinda like this position,, but my thighs were still touching the ground, so my back was at 90 degrees. One of the Bandits then screamed in my ear in a heavy metal screamo voice "What would you do for an orgasm!!???!!". Then one of the psycho bandits hit the part where my spine connected to my pelvis with their axe, and my top half of my body goes flying off, kinda like someone hitting a a ball on a Tball stand. My top half itself remained in tact, however. I could see all of the details of my top half; the bottom part of the spine, the lower portion of my ribs. I should mention at this point that I should mention at this point that I had taken an physical anthropology class two quarters ago. As my top half landed on the ground, one of the bandits grabbed my head and twisted it until it popped off like a bottle cap on a beer. I could then see my head flying off with the top portion of my spine still connected to it. For those who don't know, the very top parts of your spine that are connected to your skull are the atlas and axis I swear to any deity or god or dead relative that this story is true, and the next part is true, I remember my thought processes next were very specifically this:

"hey that's the atlas axis, oh and the atlas is on top of the axis, a good way to remember is that they're in alphabetical order.

"wait a minute, that's my atlas axis"

"HEY WAIT A MINUTE, IF I CAN SEE MY OWN ATLAS AXIS, THAT'S NOT GOOD"

At this point, I should mention that this whole time as a third person observer, I had no conscious control over what I was observing, like I was watching a cinematic. After my head was popped of, I could now view things as I wished. I kept looking back and forth between my torso and my head, trying to comprehend what had just happened. I could see the inside of my torso, and even began identifying the parts that I had learned in my anthropology class. I should also mention that right as my head was popped off, a loop of this one part of this song that goes "maybe I should kill myself" kept playing over and over again in my head. So I'm looking at the parts of my mutilated body, with this fraction of a song on loop, and then this black rectangle that kind of looked like this -> ____ begins to cover my vision. It started out very skinny on top of my vision, and then slowly extended downward to cover up my entire vision. At this point I wake up, and immediately sit up, kind of like how people wake up from nightmares in movies, and thought I had wet the bed. I had sweat so much that I had completely drenched my sheets, my blankets and pillow. It took two runs in the wash to get the smell out. That morning was the only morning in my entire life that I took a cold shower. Ever since then, I have never played Borderlands again, not because it's a bad game, but because of this dream I guess I'm afraid of a similar nightmare reoccurring.

TL;DR Had a nightmare where these psycho bandits like the one in OP wearing blue spandex jumpsuits and banana hats chased me hacked me to bits on a Starcraft 2 map, then a bunch of other weird shit happened .