(Part 2) Best products from r/Jokes
We found 21 comments on r/Jokes discussing the most recommended products. We ran sentiment analysis on each of these comments to determine how redditors feel about different products. We found 78 products and ranked them based on the amount of positive reactions they received. Here are the products ranked 21-40. You can also go back to the previous section.
22. The Dark Ages: An Age of Light
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▼ Read Reddit mentions23. The Mountain Men's Three Wolf Moon Short Sleeve Tee
- CUSTOM ARTWEAR: Our apparel is designed by artists who create stunning works of art that come to life through rich and vibrant colors; these creative and life-like wolf tee shirts are unique and wearable masterpieces
- FUN NOVELTY SHIRTS: These creations mimic our environment in a fun and novel way. Realistic howling wolves over a moon create an instant conversational piece and a great gift for those who appreciate the strength of wolves and all they stand for
- ALL NATURAL QUALITY MATERIALS: 100% cotton, water based inks, and organic dyes ensure the shirt doesn’t emit nasty toxins; our hand dyeing process make these custom shirts a work of art
- ULTRA SOFT AND COMFORTABLE: Using only high quality materials, these shirts will not lose their shape and are easy to care for, just toss in the washing machine on cold, tumble dry low (no bleach)
- ENVIRONMENT FIRST PRODUCTION: Since 1972, we remain committed to using sustainable practices that preserve our natural resources; designed and printed in the USA, we are deeply tied to this commitment and continue to implement the latest practices
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▼ Read Reddit mentions24. Plato and a Platypus Walk into a Bar . . .: Understanding Philosophy Through Jokes
- Penguin Books
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▼ Read Reddit mentions25. Fred and Friends Oven Mitts Bear, Hands - 5130360
- FUN & FUNCTIONAL: It's time to take pans out of the oven with your BEAR HANDS! Place Genuine Fred grizzly-size oven mitts over your paws and beat the heat. These quirky oven mitts are a perfect addition to any kitchen and sure to make you smile!
- QUALITY MATERIALS: These insulated oven mitts feature "paw" pads constructed from heat resistant silicone, letting you handle hot foods easily, even when it's bear-y hot!
- PREMIUM QUALITY & AUTHENTIC: When you purchase the Original BEAR HANDS oven mitts from Genuine Fred, you are buying an authentic product that is constructed from quality materials
- GREAT FOR ALL: These regular size oven mitts fit a wide range of hand sizes that provide a comfy and practical fit. There are two mitts in each package. One right and one left "bear paw" mitt are included.
- PERFECT GIFT: A unique and funny gift for family, friends, home chefs, bakers. . . everyone! These mitts make a great housewarming and hostess gift. Perfect for white elephant gift parties, Father's day, and birthdays!
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▼ Read Reddit mentions26. Take My Wife, Please: Henny Youngman's Giant Book of Jokes
Used Book in Good Condition
▼ Read Reddit mentions27. NIKE AIR FOAMPOSITE ONE NRG Style# 521286 MENS Color: OBSIDIAN/ANTHRACITE-BLACK
▼ Read Reddit mentions28. Rocket Surgery Made Easy: The Do-It-Yourself Guide to Finding and Fixing Usability Problems
- Harper Perennial
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▼ Read Reddit mentions29. Silhouette 12-Inch Premium Vinyl, White
- Compatible with the silhouette cameo electronic cutting tool
- Adheres to most smooth surfaces
- For indoor or outdoor use
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▼ Read Reddit mentions30. AudioQuest Diamond 16m (52.49 feet) Braided HDMI Cable
Solid Perfect-Surface Silver (PSS) ConductorsLow Jitter, Low Distortion AudioSignal Conductors Controlled for Digital Audio DirectionDielectric-Bias System (DBS US Pat # 7,126,055) Significantly Improves Audio PerformanceBi-Directional Ethernet Communication and Audio Return Channel Enabled
▼ Read Reddit mentions31. 1776
- Pulitzer Prize winner David McCullough's masterfull history of lthe Revolutionary War in the US
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33. Adult Coloring Book: Stress Relieving Patterns
Adult Coloring Book Stress Relieving Patterns
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35. Trumped!: The Inside Story of the Real Donald Trump-His Cunning Rise and Spectacular Fall
- Used Book in Good Condition
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38. Mother Teresa (Revised and updated): An Authorized Biography
- Kit Includes: 30cm / 11.8inch LED strip light, 33cm / 13inch cable, 4-pin molex connector, remote controller
- Color: red, blue, green, white, strobe, flicker, shade, cycle, multi color changing controlled by 10keys RF remote controller, customize your workspace with vibrant LEDs to set the mood and illuminate your hardware
- Install: magnetic ensconced on LED strip light, and the flexible strip easy to bend, easy to install on your computer box
- Remote controller: 10keys RF remote controller, with ON/OFF switch
- Application: computer case, desktop, PC, mid tower case
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▼ Read Reddit mentions39. Transparent Season 1
- Holds a full vacuum (29.9" Hg 75.9cm) at room temperature for 24 hours; will remain airtight even if not under vacuum
- Polypropylene stopcock with PTFE plug accepts 6.4mm (¼") I.D. tubing and allows a controlled entrance of air preventing unnecessary turbulence
- ‘Flat Dome,’ clear polycarbonate top with large ribbed knob maximizes interior clearances and provides an average of 13% greater interior volume over standard hemispherical domes
- All models include a 0.32 cm (⅛") thick perforated plate; disposable or reusable desiccant can be placed on or under this plate
- Clear polycarbonate top on a bottom that is either clear polycarbonate or chemical-resistant white polypropylene
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22. The Dark Ages: An Age of Light
- Order more than one item and save on shipping.
Features:
▼ Read Reddit mentions23. The Mountain Men's Three Wolf Moon Short Sleeve Tee
- CUSTOM ARTWEAR: Our apparel is designed by artists who create stunning works of art that come to life through rich and vibrant colors; these creative and life-like wolf tee shirts are unique and wearable masterpieces
- FUN NOVELTY SHIRTS: These creations mimic our environment in a fun and novel way. Realistic howling wolves over a moon create an instant conversational piece and a great gift for those who appreciate the strength of wolves and all they stand for
- ALL NATURAL QUALITY MATERIALS: 100% cotton, water based inks, and organic dyes ensure the shirt doesn’t emit nasty toxins; our hand dyeing process make these custom shirts a work of art
- ULTRA SOFT AND COMFORTABLE: Using only high quality materials, these shirts will not lose their shape and are easy to care for, just toss in the washing machine on cold, tumble dry low (no bleach)
- ENVIRONMENT FIRST PRODUCTION: Since 1972, we remain committed to using sustainable practices that preserve our natural resources; designed and printed in the USA, we are deeply tied to this commitment and continue to implement the latest practices
Features:
▼ Read Reddit mentions24. Plato and a Platypus Walk into a Bar . . .: Understanding Philosophy Through Jokes
- Penguin Books
Features:
▼ Read Reddit mentions25. Fred and Friends Oven Mitts Bear, Hands - 5130360
- FUN & FUNCTIONAL: It's time to take pans out of the oven with your BEAR HANDS! Place Genuine Fred grizzly-size oven mitts over your paws and beat the heat. These quirky oven mitts are a perfect addition to any kitchen and sure to make you smile!
- QUALITY MATERIALS: These insulated oven mitts feature "paw" pads constructed from heat resistant silicone, letting you handle hot foods easily, even when it's bear-y hot!
- PREMIUM QUALITY & AUTHENTIC: When you purchase the Original BEAR HANDS oven mitts from Genuine Fred, you are buying an authentic product that is constructed from quality materials
- GREAT FOR ALL: These regular size oven mitts fit a wide range of hand sizes that provide a comfy and practical fit. There are two mitts in each package. One right and one left "bear paw" mitt are included.
- PERFECT GIFT: A unique and funny gift for family, friends, home chefs, bakers. . . everyone! These mitts make a great housewarming and hostess gift. Perfect for white elephant gift parties, Father's day, and birthdays!
Features:
▼ Read Reddit mentions26. Take My Wife, Please: Henny Youngman's Giant Book of Jokes
Used Book in Good Condition
▼ Read Reddit mentions27. NIKE AIR FOAMPOSITE ONE NRG Style# 521286 MENS Color: OBSIDIAN/ANTHRACITE-BLACK
▼ Read Reddit mentions28. Rocket Surgery Made Easy: The Do-It-Yourself Guide to Finding and Fixing Usability Problems
- Harper Perennial
Features:
▼ Read Reddit mentions29. Silhouette 12-Inch Premium Vinyl, White
- Compatible with the silhouette cameo electronic cutting tool
- Adheres to most smooth surfaces
- For indoor or outdoor use
Features:
▼ Read Reddit mentions30. AudioQuest Diamond 16m (52.49 feet) Braided HDMI Cable
Solid Perfect-Surface Silver (PSS) ConductorsLow Jitter, Low Distortion AudioSignal Conductors Controlled for Digital Audio DirectionDielectric-Bias System (DBS US Pat # 7,126,055) Significantly Improves Audio PerformanceBi-Directional Ethernet Communication and Audio Return Channel Enabled
▼ Read Reddit mentions31. 1776
- Pulitzer Prize winner David McCullough's masterfull history of lthe Revolutionary War in the US
Features:
▼ Read Reddit mentions33. Adult Coloring Book: Stress Relieving Patterns
Adult Coloring Book Stress Relieving Patterns
▼ Read Reddit mentions35. Trumped!: The Inside Story of the Real Donald Trump-His Cunning Rise and Spectacular Fall
- Used Book in Good Condition
Features:
▼ Read Reddit mentions38. Mother Teresa (Revised and updated): An Authorized Biography
- Kit Includes: 30cm / 11.8inch LED strip light, 33cm / 13inch cable, 4-pin molex connector, remote controller
- Color: red, blue, green, white, strobe, flicker, shade, cycle, multi color changing controlled by 10keys RF remote controller, customize your workspace with vibrant LEDs to set the mood and illuminate your hardware
- Install: magnetic ensconced on LED strip light, and the flexible strip easy to bend, easy to install on your computer box
- Remote controller: 10keys RF remote controller, with ON/OFF switch
- Application: computer case, desktop, PC, mid tower case
Features:
▼ Read Reddit mentions39. Transparent Season 1
- Holds a full vacuum (29.9" Hg 75.9cm) at room temperature for 24 hours; will remain airtight even if not under vacuum
- Polypropylene stopcock with PTFE plug accepts 6.4mm (¼") I.D. tubing and allows a controlled entrance of air preventing unnecessary turbulence
- ‘Flat Dome,’ clear polycarbonate top with large ribbed knob maximizes interior clearances and provides an average of 13% greater interior volume over standard hemispherical domes
- All models include a 0.32 cm (⅛") thick perforated plate; disposable or reusable desiccant can be placed on or under this plate
- Clear polycarbonate top on a bottom that is either clear polycarbonate or chemical-resistant white polypropylene
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Earliest known depictions of Jesus show a curly-haired, smiling, boyish figure, with not particularly Semitic features, often carrying a magic wand.
Then he was often portrayed as a type of hermaphrodite, only later as a man, typically in scenes of suffering.
If you want to learn more this series of documentaries is really fascinating:
http://www.amazon.com/The-Clash-of-the-Gods/dp/B00J5R20MA/ref=sr_1_13?ie=UTF8&qid=1458942657&sr=8-13&keywords=the+dark+ages
And I feel the need to say it's just art history, and I don't care what anybody thinks.
http://www.amazon.com/The-Mountain-Three-Short-Sleeve/product-reviews/B002HJ377A Enjoy
I honestly didn't know or see, I'm not usually a reader of r/funny or r/jokes. I read it in a very clever philosophy overview like 48 hours ago. Judging by the karma you got for your attempt, it would have been foolish on my part to steal from you. I thought it might be amusing to some, as I laughed out loud a little at the Starbucks I was reading it in.
Please tell me you're not picking fights over a meaningless and imaginary currency on a website that is designed for the discussion, not for the points. That'd be quite low and worthless.
Own a pair of these and have bought many for friends and family.
http://www.amazon.com/Fred-Friends-BEAR-HANDS-Mitts/dp/B00I0VULXC/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1451416749&sr=8-1&keywords=bear+hands
"I take stuff out of the oven with my Bear Hands."
I know many, many jokes. As a child, I had (well, this wasn't it, a super old 1960s one) this book and the Borscht Belt humor was my THING. That was brand new to me, I cannot stop laughing. Thank you, /u/yserbius, Thank you.
At least theres a book for that - rocket surgery made easy http://www.amazon.com/Rocket-Surgery-Made-Easy-Do-It-Yourself/dp/0321657292
This one surely beats them all.
You sure? There is this 12' white cord.
And this 12*12 inch magnetic board.
And this 12 inch premium vinyl
Edit: a 12 inch ruler (Darn. Why didn't I think of that?)..
And of course my erect penis.
Here are my favorites http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00IL3TZSQ/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?qid=1458584294&sr=8-1&pi=SY200_QL40&keywords=hdmi+audioquest+diamond&dpPl=1&dpID=41cGG7FbEwL&ref=plSrch
I remember a while back, I had to read 1776 by David McCullough for school, which, if you haven't read it, is a really detailed historical account of the American Revolution. I mostly remember that, like most international political issues, I had trouble following everything that was going on at once. Very interesting and informative read, though.
Ah, yes. The Hebrew Hands of Fury
Seems like adult coloring books are now a thing:
http://www.amazon.com/Adult-Coloring-Book-Relieving-Patterns/dp/1941325122
In KING OF THE JEWS By Nick Tosches, the author, while appearing to write a biography of Jewish mobster Arnold Rothstein, offers the hypothesis that Jesus was just another Jewish false messiah.
http://www.amazon.com/King-Jews-Greatest-Story-Never/dp/0060936002/ref=sr_1_10?ie=UTF8&qid=1450136229&sr=8-10&keywords=nick+tosches
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_messiah_claimants
I don't know if the author's name is genuine or a play on the Yiddish word for backside.
"LAZINESS IS A TRAIT IN BLACKS."
from this book: http://www.amazon.com/Trumped-Inside-Trump-His-Cunning-Spectacular/dp/067173735X
please rationalize this quote.
Curiosity. Found a book full of jokes for adults. I didn't really get some of them, like I didn't know what a blowjob was back then, but I knew what they meant when the shop owner said he could get both in one shot.
This joke is so old, there's a book written about it: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Eats-Shoots-Leaves-Lynne-Truss/dp/0007329067
They did already. It's on Amazon Prime featuring Jeffery Tambor.
http://www.amazon.com/Transparent-Season-1/dp/B00I3MPZUW
http://www.amazon.com/Mother-Teresa-Revised-Edition-Authorized/dp/0062026143
A non catholic author, contains both praise and criticism, and includes as source actual interviews with her. Balanced and reasonable.
The best way to rob a bank is to own one.
Transparents on Amazon - decent show