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Gob bless my mom then. As soon as I first asked she brought out the book Where did I come from Then she answered any questions I had. She also took time to point out while sex isn't wrong some people will do and say things just to get it. She taught me to not do anything unless I was ready regardless of what the other person wants. Her openness allowed me to have a appreciation for sex as well as, the wherewithal know to respect myself and to make sure those I sleep with respect me as well.

Hey, try this out. We got a pair of these things off Amazon where they're this bungee cord thing attached to wrist straps. You put one end on your wrist and the other on your kid's

It alleviates the stigma of a leash and feeling like you literally control your kid the way you do a dog

It gives them freedom to run around and explore

And the best part is, since it's stretchy you can use it to guide them along when they start to wander, without HAVING to forcibly tug on it and physically force them to go your direction.

But it's also sturdy so like if they start to run to the street, you CAN physically hold them back.

It's really great, and any time we're out we get comments from parents about how great it is and where we got it.

I'll try to find a link and edit it in.

E: link

Anti Lost Wrist Link Safety Wrist... https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07CG68V6Q?ref=yo_pop_ma_swf

I don't want to break your heart, but that's pretty simple and almost certainly a kit. I had pretty much an identical thing when I was a kid, really cool.

I use EZSweets, which is like a liquid concentrated splenda. One bottle lasts me like 6 months to a year.

If you get a drop on your finger you'll want to wash your hands. It only takes licking it off your finger once to teach you to never do it again, but it's pretty great stuff otherwise.

(The benefit of the liquid sucralose is that the packages of splenda actually have carbs in them, because they need some kind of powder to bind the sweetener. This makes splenda counter productive to keto, and other carb restricted diets. The liquid doesn't have the carbohydrates that splenda does, so it won't throw you out of ketosis, slow down your weight loss progress.)

If you have a Panasonic cordless phone (newer one I guess) you can buy a key finding remote fob. Then you press a button on the phone to find it. Then you walk around with the handset and it beeps faster and faster as you get close to the fob. Like a real like hot & cold game.

My new phones have both a handset finder (on the base, bolted to the wall) and that key finder thing. It's great.

If you want headphones that have a very balanced sound that you can then change with the EQ in iTunes or whatever you use, these are fantastic and they're only around $80: https://www.amazon.com/Sony-MDR7506-Professional-Diaphragm-Headphone/dp/B000AJIF4E/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1549523567&sr=8-3&keywords=sony+studio+headphones

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They are meant for accurate reproduction of sound though, so you'd have to set your EQ levels to how you want them. But they also are good if you need to ever record video or work with audio.

Time to get the audio techina ath-m50x. Best headphones out there that are still affordable.

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https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00HVLUR86/ref=twister_B07H51KFTJ?_encoding=UTF8&th=1

It’s the below camera, which just happens to be on lightning deal on Amazon for another hour. Not an affiliate link...

Amcrest 1080P WiFi Security Camera 2MP (1920TVL) Indoor Pan/Tilt Wireless IP Camera, Home Video Surveillance System with IR Night Vision, Two-Way Talk for Pet, Nanny Cam Baby Monitor IP2M-841W (White) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0145OQXCK/

It’s a candle in the shape of a number, but we’re seeing it from the back. My guess is the number ‘3’. They’re fairly common in the US. Something like this.

Nah, nothing can beat the classy plastic treasure diver

Not shredded money though.

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https://www.amazon.com/Shredded-Currency-Confetti-Stocking-Stuffers/dp/B01MDKVJR5

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Otherwise I think I've just found a get rich quick scheme.

Type H electrical outlet maybe? Also in my thirties and I don't recall seeings one like that in the states.

the 3 people above me should do themselves a favor and get this book

Looks like its a fish-eye adapter on top of a regular lens, like one of these. Dont work as well but cheap for people who dont want to spend $500+ on a very niche lens.

I make 'em like Gordon Ramsay. https://www.amazon.com/Targus-USB-C-5Gbps-Meters-ACC928USX/dp/B01M0D2DHV

So goooood.

Well to be fair they do make those for kids...

He can be content with a bat mask I'm sure.

https://www.amazon.com/Forum-Novelties-Black-Bat-Mask/dp/B002M09ELM <Good, simple example.

They have grabber tools as well for picking up non magnetic things in hard to reach places

https://www.amazon.ca/Flexible-Universal-Lighting-Multifunction-Collect/dp/B07H984GC5?SubscriptionId=AKIAILSHYYTFIVPWUY6Q&tag=duc12-20&linkCode=xm2&camp=2025&creative=165953&creativeASIN=B07H984GC5

To be honest, this is less stupid than adults who pay extra for having a strap on their AirPods, in order not to lose them...

https://www.amazon.com/Strap-Apple-AirPods-innoGadgets-Accessory/dp/B07H1DFHJD

Ha... “strap on”

Nah we have been doing this since he was 2years old.

It’s Discipline without damage.
https://www.amazon.com/Discipline-Without-Damage-Behave-Messing-ebook/dp/B01AMB3VNE/ref=nodl_