Best products from r/NSFWFunny
We found 19 comments on r/NSFWFunny discussing the most recommended products. We ran sentiment analysis on each of these comments to determine how redditors feel about different products. We found 35 products and ranked them based on the amount of positive reactions they received. Here are the top 20.
1. Oxballs Finger Fuck Glove, Blue, 345 Gram
- Made of signature Flex-TPR
- Each digit of the glove is tipped with a different shape and texture
- Width ranges from 3.25 in. to 5.5 in
- Stretches to fit the hand
- Glossy smooth and slick
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3. Lady Bah Bah - Celebrity Inflatable/Blow Up Sheep Gag Gift
- Long 'Handle Like' Ears for A Better Grip.
- A 'Presented' Posture Leaning Slightly Forward.
- Rear Entry Opening & Worried Look Upon Her Face.
- Perfect Nose Height to Fit Into a Pint Glass of Lager.
- CE Compliant with Low Thalate Content.
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4. Akonza Indoor Stationary Exercise Bike (White) Belt Drive Cycling Bicycle With LED Monitor For Home Workout & Exercise – 330lbs Capacity
- 3-ounce tube of Aveeno Protect + Hydrate Moisturizing Sunscreen Lotion for Face with Broad Spectrum SPF 30 from a dermatologist-recommended brand to help protect and moisturize skin
- Made with antioxidant oat, this daily facial sunscreen protects, moisturizes and nourishes your skin to help keep it feeling soft and healthier than before you went in the sun
- Suitable for use on the face and body, it provides UVA and UVB sun protection to help prevent sunburns and signs of premature skin aging
- Its lightweight formula is fast-absorbing, oil-free and non-comedogenic, so it won't clog pores, and is sweat-resistant and water-resistant for up to 80 minutes
- The SPF 30 face sunscreen lotion is recommended by the Skin Cancer Foundation as an effective broad spectrum sunscreen and is available in a travel-friendly size. Apply prior to sun exposure to protect skin during outdoor activities
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5. Jerry Springer: Undressed Unleashed & Uncensored 3
- Name: Gmasking Plague Doctor Mask Birds Long Nose Beak Steampunk Halloween Costume Props
- Manufacturer Model: GM784
- Material: PU Faux Leather
- Size: Fits Most Adult Face,25.5*18.8CM
- Occasion: Decoration, Masquerade Parties, Costume Parties, Carnival, Christmas, Easter, New Years Eve Party, Halloween, etc.
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6. Demon's Plague
- 50K weight differential oil
- Traxxas performance differential oils make it easy to increase or decrease the limited slip action of the gear differential
- Altering the limited slip capability can enhance turning performance for faster exit speeds
- Higher weights result in more differential locking action
- Use Traxxas stock and hop-up replacement parts to get the most out of your Traxxas RTR vehicles
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7. LoveBotz Pleasure Pole
- Includes a realistic dildo and a silicone anal dildo.
- Can be used in a variety of positions.
- Spring system makes thrusting easy.
- Item Package Weight: 3.0 pounds
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8. Natural Harvest: A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes
- Used Book in Good Condition
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10. BAWLS Guarana 10oz 12pack
- BAWLS Guarana
- Highly caffeinated
- premium soda
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11. Microsoft Wireless All-In-One Media Keyboard (N9Z-00001),Black
Connect your Windows PC to your TV to surf the web, watch movies, and moreIntegrated multi-touch track pad provides effortless navigationCustomizable media hotkeys provide one-touch access to your contentWirelessly (USB) connect to your PC and control your media content from anywhere within a 10-met...
My autograph book is NSFW,
(might be Overcompensating)
and I drink from a Goatse coffee cup, because these things make me giggle...
Genesis of username was non-sexual, but it's a handy little double entendre.
Ever better in /r/trees - one of the flairs is a pineapple.
When I post, there's one next to my username.
Life is full of unexpected delights.
That dildo ain't one of them, though.
Got bored and did some sleuthing. I'm pretty sure this is it. In a related note I am now very well-versed in the exercise bike market's offerings.
Akonza Pro Exercise Bike Indoor Cycling Bicycle Heart Pulse Trainer Gym w/Water Bottle Holder, White https://www.amazon.com/dp/B074PFR3HK
http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B000YV1XEW/ref=mp_s_a_1_4?qid=1412805975&sr=8-4&pi=AC_SX110_SY165_QL70
I remember seeing commercials for the uncensored DVD.
Wow it's kinda expensive and not much left in stock. Better act fast.
It's called Demon's Plague. It's a zombie apocalypse book, but unlike every other one it takes place in a semi-realistic version of Medieval England instead of a modern / military setting. When I say "Semi-Realistic," it means a low-fantasy world where the cities and characters are fictional, but the weapons, places, and technology are authentic or at least plausible within the setting. No magic, dragons, or other fantasy creatures. The zombies are heavily inspired by Max Brooks, no runners. I also did my best to avoid common tropes for the genre. Characters are intelligent and learn quickly how to handle the infected. And best of all, the story focuses on exactly zero children or babies.
It's available on Amazon now in digital and paperback.
LoveBotz Pleasure Pole
Thank me later.
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Here are your smile-ified links:
Found it on Amazon
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A friend could go here.
https://www.amazon.com/Oxballs-Finger-Fuck-Glove-Blue/dp/B01LWB3N5F/ref=pd_lpo_sbs_79_t_1?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=51SHZF4PE8B2S2ZW2BMT
Looks like they're refill cartridges with poorly designed packaging.
Natural harvest
https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041
Might go well mixed with Bawls.
https://smile.amazon.com/Bawls-278047-BAWLS-Guarana-12pack/dp/B00UI16QO0/ref=mp_s_a_1_3?keywords=bawls+energy+drink&qid=1574802501&sprefix=bawl&sr=8-3
it was this one: https://www.amazon.com/Microsoft-Wireless-Media-Keyboard-N9Z-00001/dp/B00IICMUWS
best used for multimedia though, with all those fancy shortcuts, but I dont see why it cant be used for other purposes that require M/KB
keep in mind though that the touchpad IS a touchpad. It has nothing on a mouse. not sure how you would be gaming with a touchpad
It's actually this one Oxballs
this is exactly it
https://www.amazon.com/Oxballs-Finger-Fuck-Glove-Blue/dp/B01LWB3N5F/
https://www.amazon.com/Oxballs-Finger-Fuck-Glove-Blue/dp/B01LWB3N5F
[Found it on Amazon] (https://www.amazon.com/Oxballs-Finger-Fuck-Glove-Blue/dp/B01LWB3N5F/ref=pd_lpo_sbs_79_t_1?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=51SHZF4PE8B2S2ZW2BMT)