(Part 2) Best products from r/offbeat

If the elastic is wearing out on your bras monthly something is wrong. Either you're not in the right size, you don't have enough bras, you're washing them incorrectly or the brands you're buying from are trash. I don't know how many every day bras you have but if it's less than 4 that might be why the elastic is wearing out monthly, because a well fitting and well made bra isn't wearing out after being worn 8 times.

Visit /r/ABraThatFits for more information.

I can't be arsed to bra shop for you (after all, I have my own 36HH breasts to shop for) and these bras might not be correct for your shape, but good quality bras WELL under a $50 price tag (and definitely under this "bras cost $100" thing you're talking about) in size 36HH are out there to be found with a minimum of searching.

Black, $29.95

Purple, $29.95

Nude, $38.54

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$35 an Amazon for a Luxe Bidet Neo 120. I bought three of these (actually two of the 180s, and one 185), one for each bathroom and couldn't be happier. The higher models offer dual sprayers (one sprays further forward), and different controls. Taps into the clean water line going to the tank so it is super easy to install. I recommend 1000%.

Hey, Linuxlass:

I was just at the library, and since this topic was on my mind, I picked up "Do Gentlemen Really Prefer Blondes?: Bodies, Behavior, and Brains--The Science Behind Sex, Love, and Attraction". It looks interesting, has got good reviews, and you might find it intriguing as well. Maybe we could compare notes in a few weeks?

Anything below being a professional fighter and it's very unlikely that anyone will beat up someone larger then themselves, if a 6'4" breaks into my home, the odds are that I cannot defend myself in any form of hand-to-hand combat, I'd get my ass kicked regardless of how good a fighter I am for my weight.

I agree that firearms should be stored safely, but that doesn't make them impossible to get to, here is a safe that only takes pressing a finger against a scanner and can hold a pistol and 1-2 magazines.

Also, again, the whole ability to defend myself from gross abuses of power is a pretty neat perk. In an ideal world, sure, nobody would need a weapon, but we don't live in a perfect world, we live in the one that we have and have to live with that reality, not our fantasy.

I recommend everyone in this thread to read this book:

The Redneck Manifesto: How Hillbillies, Hicks, and White Trash Became America's Scapegoats

It's very well written, insightful and amusing. And it does tackle the redneck and white trash lifestyle and explain things quite well. Good read.

I met the kid who runs that website at a Penn State party months back, he went there and was a friend of a friend. Cool dude, he said he was writing a book with a collection of all these stories and from the looks of it, it came out in April.

Is this real? Or is it some kind of avant garde comedy?

Either way, it's hilarious.



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It seems that it is sincere. The book is real. Some of the reviews are almost as funny as the video.

I encourage everyone to read Endurance, about his amazing trip to the Antarctic. The man was a badass like no other.

This guy is a genius! Thanks for brightening my day reddit :)

http://www.amazon.com/Barack-Obama-President-Baseball-Black/product-reviews/B003AXMHCI/ref=dp_top_cm_cr_acr_txt?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1

That actually sounds pretty uncomfortable!! You could get something like this https://www.amazon.com/Portable-Sprayer-Travel-Personal-Cleansing/dp/B01D8RKUCO/ to help, the handheld sprayers that hang from the toilet are also pretty cheap.

Faultless Hot Iron Cleaner Excellent stuff; the "shirt girls" used it to clean their hot head presses at the commercial laundry where I worked many years ago, I used it on my irons at work (I worked as a seamstress back then) and I've used it ever since. I press shirts with heavy starch, which can make a pretty decent mess of the soleplate. You don't even have to wait for the iron to cool.

Good luck with the gardening! I had a horrible slug problem, no more. If you lived near me, I'd have the ducks visit your yard! Gardening with ducks is adorable--my one duck will stick by me because she knows when I dig, I unearth a treasure of yummies for her!

Do a lot of research if you do go the duck route...mine are 8 and 9 yo and you must bring them inside for safety (I use big bins in my garage) before sundown, otherwise, they'll be predator dinners. We've had a lot of heartache and avian vet bills because so many animals like to eat/attack ducks! This is a good book to start.

There's a book, Memoirs of an Invisible Man, that deals (obviously) with these sorts of things.

IIRC, his food would be visible through his stomach for an hour or so after he ate, and slowly fade away to invisibility. I don't remember if they addressed what happened after it was excreted, though...

It's been a while since I read it, but it was a pretty good book.

I came close to contributing to this list myself, many years ago, in a tense chess game to decide the fate of a Texas woman. Her ex-boyfriend had continued to harass her for weeks, even after she'd gone so far as to move out of her apartment, so he wouldn't know where she lived anymore. He found her again though, and eventually forcibly abducted her. I went to his place and made so much noise he had to let me in, then we stood there discussing the matter for a while, until finally he suggested we play a chess game for her freedom. Knowing the only alternative was possibly a fight to the death (that's a risk in just about any serious fight between men), and hoping to avoid or delay that if possible, I agreed. Plus, I knew something he didn't: I was a damn good chess player. Only ever met one guy in my life up to that time that could beat me with impunity. And of course I was still going to fight him if necessary, even if I lost: for I don't believe in slavery. And I'd promised my best friend I'd look out for this woman in his absence.

But I won, and that was that; she was free of him. True story. I've included the details in an autobiographical ebook Deep in the Throat of Texas. But you can also read about that episode in particular for free online, via Heartbreaker.

Have you seen this book? Maybe it can help, I don't know. It's basically about the differences between fucking and making love, from the view of a young prostitute. The WaPo review is spot-on, in my opinion.

Thank you for this, because it led me to Big Daddy's Girl Hooker Prostitute Sexy Luxurious Crushed Velvet with Leopard Trim Costume Adult Teen Fits Size 2-8, and the tags on that made me laugh harder than anything in a while (emphasis mine):

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amazon oddities(16)
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Here’s two I found with good ratings:

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Edit: Lol, yes let’s downvote the guy who went out of his way to find two bidet options for a stranger on the internet.