Kids often whine if they don't get their toys. Unlike the drink, this figure is suitable for all ages... and more to the point is just plain adorable!

Riddle 2: Broom - Microphone "boom" stand
Hey, at least it rhymes (broom/boom)! I'm sure you could straddle one of these as well, but you might get a few strange looks.

Riddle 3: Hat - Feathers
I vaguely recall a story someone told me once, about a young gentleman by the name of Yankee Doodle. The legend goes that he stuck a feather in his hat, and thus named it "macaroni"...

Riddle 4: Books - Typewriter fridge magnets
A little nostalgia for a bygone age... back when computers simply didn't exist or were considered an expensive luxury. How many classic books exist solely due to the humble typewriter? Nobody knows, but it's probably a lot.

Riddle 5: Suitcase/Trunk - Elephant hole punch
It's a little known fact that elephants are the only animal able to carry their own luggage. They simply put it in their trunks!

Bonus riddle: Cape - Painted bamboo fan
How else am I supposed to look dashing and heroic if there's not a gentle breeze wafting against my hair and cape?

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