This is what happens when niggas society—'cause we know you women be embracing it too— puts pussy on a pedestal. Like pussy a reward. I'm a petty ass nigga, if you start witholding pussy imma start withholding dick for no reason. Catch me 1 month later on some, "you ain't raise the toilet seat up for me. guess you just gonna have to fuck yourself tonight"

Me when she say you aint getting any till you apologize

edit: for the niggas who thing theres no replacement for pussy, you can come damn well close enough

fight fire with fire. I would like to introduce to you the:

Palmpower the rocking power of the hitachi in 1/3rd the size

Cobre Libre when you want that slow build up without any work

Octopuss pulse 3 for that immediate handsless satisfaction (look for version 1.0 if you dont need the extra bells and whistles)

The Fleshlight S.T.U. looking to live the greatest episode of Blue Mountain State, look no further

Vstroker with this trusty extention your fleshing days will never be the same. Combine the vibrating power of the Libre and Pulse to the stroking motion of the Fleshlight for the best of both worlds

Fleshlight Launch Do the sensations of the Vstroker appeal to you, but looking for a more hands-off solution? the launch with over 300 posssible movements, is the epitome of male self satisfaction. Able to simulate the from the shallowest blows to the deepest thrusts, Just combine with your Fleshlight and expereince what the pornstars do. Even capable of simulation what is going on screen which means it is occulus compatible. VR porn has never been the same.

Forthose who extend their play below the staff, i bring to you:

The allpurpose glass dildo and or butt plugs easy to clean and easy to use. If youre upgrading from a finger this is the way to go. Even better, you can use it on that hoe of a pussy denying woman cause the only thing she deserves is the shit coming out of you.

A prostate massager for those days you just want to leave it in and dont worry about it. tis true, the gays truly know how to have fun 😊

Last but not least:

Storage box dont wanna keep everything in plain view, hide it in a locked storage box where these hoes cant judge you

Toy cleaner dont be nasty ya lil freak. keep your shit clean

these hoes have no power over me