Reddit mentions of Red Ranger Came Calling

Red Ranger Came Calling

https://www.amazon.com/Ranger-Came-Calling-Berkeley-Breathed/dp/0316102490

That pic also figures prominently in a fine Christmas book. The bike is real and can be found a ferry ride away from Seattle...

Ohai Blitzen! My family gets new Christmas jammies every year :) We're not allowed to wear them until Christmas Eve. Then on Christmas morning, before we go downstairs to the tree, we all sit on my parents' bed and my dad reads Red Ranger Came Calling.

Bicycles also eat trees. If you want a bicycle for Christmas, ask for it very carefully.

https://www.amazon.com/Ranger-Came-Calling-Berkeley-Breathed/dp/0316102490

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/bicycle-tree/

actually this tells the true story of that bike: http://www.amazon.com/Ranger-Came-Calling-Berkeley-Breathed/dp/0316102490

This is the Buck Tweed Two-Speed Crime Stopper Star Hopper! Inspiration for a crazy uncanny creepy cool Christmas children's book.

https://www.amazon.com/Ranger-Came-Calling-Berkeley-Breathed/dp/0316102490

Please read:
http://www.amazon.com/Ranger-Came-Calling-Berkeley-Breathed/dp/0316102490
and then this article:
http://komonews.com/news/local/vashon-mystery-how-did-the-bike-become-embedded-in-the-tree
and then tell me there is no supreme being.