Reddit mentions of Dr. Seuss's ABC (Beginner Books(R))

In the vein of: Dr. Seuss's ABC An Amazing Alphabet Book


Big A, little a, what begins with A?

Anal beads in Andy

A....a....A


Big B, little b, what begins with B?

Ben-wa balls in Barbara

B....b...B


Big C....little c....what begins with C?

Charlie's cock cumming

C....c....C


Big D....little d....what begins with D?

Donkey dick or dinky dick,
matters little to me.

Big E..... little e....what begins with E?

Edward's cock extension,

E....e....E.


Big F, little f, what begins with F?

Flogging Fran's fanny,

F....f....F


Big G, little g, what begins with G?

Gerta's gushing g-spot

G...g....G

Big H, little h, what begins with H?

Heather's hot honey-pot,

H...h...H

Big I, little i, what begins with I?
Ingrid's inflatable dildo,
I...i...I

Big J, little j, what begins with J?

Jiggling jelly dildos,

J...j...J

Big K, little k, what begins with K?

Kristen's kick-ass kegels,

K...k..K

Big l, little L, what begins with L?

Liberal lubricant,

L....l....L


Big M, little m, what begins with M?\

Meagan's Magic Wand,

M...m...M

Big N, little n, what begins with N?

Naughty Nancy's Nipples

N...n...N

Big O, little o... what starts the O's?

Ollies O-ringed cock,

Ohhh... ohhhhh... ooooooohhhhhh!

Big P, little p, what begins with P?

Pussy, penis, and pegging

Please, please, please!

Big Q, little q... what begins with Q?

Quickies for the cuck-queens,

Q...q...Q.

Big R, little r, what begins with R?

Restraining Randi's Rabbit Vibe

R...r...R.

Big S...little s...what begins with S?

Super-super Sybian and spanking

Sssssssss .... essssss ... yes!!!

Big T, little t, what begins with T?

Tommy's titillating tale,

T...t...T.

Big U... little u, I'm a little blurred

Uncle, uncle, uncle!

That's my safe-word.

Big V, little v... what begins with V?

Victor's Vibrating Cock Ring

V...v..V

Big W, little w, what begins with W?

Wally's whipping Wendy

W...w...W

Big x, little x .... sex, sex, sex

and X-rated movies

X...x...X

Big Y, little y.... lets eat at the Y

Yummy yummy pussy

Y....y...Y

Big Z, little z, we're finally at the end

after all that sex

let's just sleep on the spend.