Summary: Becky has ventured out into the woods in search of the elusive bigfoot, the sasquatch, the yeti, and the dogman many times before. However, this time she finally finds him!

She finds out that it’s true what they say about guys with big feet and the sasquatch has the biggest feet of them all!

A bit of tongue-in-cheek erotica for those looking for something a little outside of the norm.

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Sample:

Becky had been chasing rumors of bigfoot for years. She’d chased after yetis in the Himalayas, dogmen in Michigan, and spent countless nights in forests everywhere waiting for the hairy giant to show up.

She ran a hand over her brown hair, adjusted the ponytail to tighten it a little, and wiped the sweat from the back of her neck. The campsite was finally set up and she could take a short break before she tried to call out the beast.

She sat near a small propane heater, not wanting to start a campfire for fear that the scent of smoke would drive him away, and sipped at the sweet hot apple cider she’d made from a packet of powder and some boiled water.

She flipped through a notebook spoke into a handheld recorder.

“I have a good feeling this time. There have been dozens of reports in just a ten-mile radius of my site. I’m sure I’ll be able to call out the sasquatch. I’ve set up motion-triggered video cameras all around the campsite. I’ll have proof. Possibly even biological samples to run genetic tests on…”

She went on for several minutes, describing why she felt her chances for an encounter were high and how she would finally prove the existence of bigfoot to the world before turning off her recorder and putting it into her pocket.

she picked up a stick and struck it against a nearby tree, listening as the dull thud echoed through the forest around her. Then she held up small media player and played back a call she’d recorded years before that she was sure was a sasquatch. It was almost human but full of guttural sounds that she’d only heard from wild animals before.

After an hour, she sighed, dropped the stick, and tucked the media player back into one of the pockets of her cargo pants. she sighed and walked back to the middle of her camp, clicked the starter on her camp stove a few times, and started heating up the chili she’d brought.

“Might as well have dinner. After I answer Nature. She’s calling really loud…”

She walked a few feet from her camp into the woods, pulled out a small pack of tissue, pulled down her pants, and squatted near a tree. As she listened to the splatter and trickle an the ground, it took her a moment to realize that the rest of the forest around her had gone silent.

“Is that a skunk?” she wondered, noticing a thick, musky odor that had crept up around her.

She looked around, unable to see very far into the murky dark between the trees, then a glint of moonlight reflected off of something a few feet in front of her.

She squinted, letting her eyes adjust and widen as details of a face formed in the dim moonlight that filtered through the trees. Almost human, with high cheekbones and long dark hair wreathing it.

“Fuck,” she whispered.

She froze, not daring to move for fear of frightening the near-mythical beast away. They both stayed crouched, staring at each other from across a few feet. She let her eyes wander across his hirsute body as her eyes grew more accustomed to the dark. Massive muscles heaved under the thick hair that covered his body, heaving with every silent breath he took.

He half-stood and crept forward, the musky smell moving before him and becoming thick with each inch he grew closer to her.

“I guess that’s why he’s called the skunk ape by a lot of people,” she thought.

Despite an uneasy fear, the excitement of actually, finally meeting bigfoot thrilled through her body. Even her teeth felt like they were ringing in her closed mouth.

His face was soon inches from hers, then even closer, his breath hot on her neck and cheeks. His sniffed in, the noise loud enough to drown out her thoughts for a moment, and moved his massive head around her as if working out what she was by scent as much as by sight.

Her hand, moving without any thought from her, reached out and touched his chest. The hair was soft, tangled here and there, and the muscles were as solid as any bodybuilder she’d ever dated, in fact, more solid.

He paused in his exploration of her body, his eyes looking deep into her own, and she could see what she was sure was intelligence, a real mind, someplace in his semi-bestial face.

His brow furrowed and relaxed while her hand traced lines and circles on his massive chest. When he suddenly moved forward, Becky fell backward, her bare ass landing on the rough root of a tree and reminding her that she hadn’t pulled up her pants.

One of his massive hands reached out and grabbed hold of her pants while his face thrust forward between her legs, and he began sniffing at her pussy.

The heat of his breath warmed her pussy and she began to feel the rising tickle of excitement grow between her slender legs. When his thick, rough tongue lapped at her pussy, she leaned back and moaned, despite her attempt to stay silent.

“You… You really are a bit human,” she whispered to him, hoping it wouldn’t scare him away. “Do… Do you… like that?”

Her fingers tangled into the hair on his head while he continued to sniff and lap at her pussy. Soon, a wave of disorganized sensation spread across her body and her voice, despite herself, echoed back from the trees around them.

His hand, still on her mostly pulled down pants, tightened and Becky found herself upside down, dangling in the air and staring at the largest cock she’d ever seen.

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• Smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/908862
  
• Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07KV3153L

Mine's still up there, but it's pretty much as new as yours. Just on its third day at the moment:
http://www.amazon.com/Bimbo-Book-Creating-Narcissa-Rivers-ebook/dp/B00O4DR2T6/ref=pd_rhf_dp_p_img_1

I do think there's a definite boost in sales, yes. Comparing it to my other book which isn't charting anywhere then the sales difference for me is 3-4 times in the favor of the charting one. However this is pretty much anecdotal evidence just based on a couple of books.

I think there is a general consensus in this subreddit that being on a subgenre chart is a good things as it gives you more visibility and thus drives better sales.

Without paranormal creatures? Oh, yuck! Go read, like, a harlequin romance novel.

But for cereal, check out the last few monthly contest winner pages. A lot of the winners and runners up have non-paranormal stories. It's about a 50/50 split.

Here's a little somethin' somethin' to hold you over until you find more.

Edit: A friend of mine writes romance with paranormal creatures, which is probably something that wouldn't float your boat. But, in case you freaky and you like it a lot, click this.

> Flosi Alexanderssen, mighty monster hunter, takes a job to slay a 25 metre tall risi. (Monster x human. RIDICULOUS size difference. Lots of semen, fisting\sounding. Joyful, laughter filled ****ing. Things I love.)

M. Kristiansen has another a few other stories that might count as giant loving too. Acrimony is 5 meters tall, I think, and if I remember right, the twins near the end of Liturgy are pretty big.

If you like gore and monsters in your erotica, Kristiansen is pretty awesome.

How can I resist giving it a shot?

Devon has a new assignment from his new vampire master. As it turns out, the way to secure peace between his master's clan and the werewolves across town is a nice little gangbang. He's faced with six masculine, animalistic werewolves eager to use him for their own pleasure, and he loves every second of it.

I just released my book, Mated with the Wolves: A BBW Werewolf Menage .

It's FREE until the 16th, please pick one up and give me your honest feedback! I'd be happy to give feedback to anyone else. :)

I'd like to know where this comment would stand if you had instead said 'IMO most female authors are a waste of my time', while complaining about sexism in the same post.

It is not sexist to point out percentile trends and averages that you have observed.

Lets compare several fantasy categories on amazon to see.

edit: this is in direct order from rank 1 below in popularity.

Hot new releases in Fantasy:

Female:

1 http://www.amazon.com/Claimed-Alphas-Part-Viola-Rivard-ebook/dp/B00JC9HGIE/ref=zg_bsnr_16190_1

2 http://www.amazon.com/Night-Broken-Mercy-Thompson-Novel-ebook/dp/B00DMCV7WS/ref=zg_bsnr_16190_2

3 http://www.amazon.com/Shade-Vampire-Gate-Night-ebook/dp/B00IY3GO7S/ref=zg_bsnr_16190_3

4 http://www.amazon.com/Six-Months-Seven-Series-2-ebook/dp/B00J7WZW2I/ref=zg_bsnr_16190_4

5 http://www.amazon.com/Braving-Elements-Darkness-K-F-Breene-ebook/dp/B00J4UERNI/ref=zg_bsnr_16190_5

Male

1 http://www.amazon.com/Skin-Game-Novel-Dresden-Files/dp/B00JDQ7X8O/ref=zg_bsnr_16190_8

2 http://www.amazon.com/Thirst-Vengeance-The-Ashes-Saga-ebook/dp/B00IXEPZM8/ref=zg_bsnr_16190_9

3 http://www.amazon.com/Raising-Steam-Discworld-Terry-Pratchett-ebook/dp/B00FIN0TGY/ref=zg_bsnr_16190_19

4 http://www.amazon.com/Kingdom-Keepers-VII-Ridley-Pearson-ebook/dp/B00CB5CTR4/ref=zg_bsnr_16190_27

5 http://www.amazon.com/Master-Mage-Reawakening-Saga-Jackson-ebook/dp/B00JHGA7HO/ref=zg_bsnr_16190_30

Sci fi and fantasy > 4 stars and up > fantasy

Female:

1. http://www.amazon.com/Night-Broken-Mercy-Thompson-Novel-ebook/dp/B00DI7HMG2/ref=sr_1_4?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1396752984&sr=1-4
   
   
2. http://www.amazon.com/Undead-Pool-Kim-Harrison-ebook/dp/B00I2GZTVY/ref=sr_1_11?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1396752984&sr=1-11
   
   
3. http://www.amazon.com/Outlander-Bonus-Content-Diana-Gabaldon-ebook/dp/B005E87VRS/ref=sr_1_13?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1396753076&sr=1-13
   
   
4. http://www.amazon.com/Shadow-Night-All-Souls-Trilogy-ebook/dp/B008071KCM/ref=sr_1_37?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1396753168&sr=1-37
   
   
5. http://www.amazon.com/Interpreter-Maladies-Jhumpa-Lahiri-ebook/dp/B00I7JO14M/ref=sr_1_45?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1396753168&sr=1-45
   
   Male
   
   
6. AGOT
   
   
7. Words of radiance
   
   
8. Raising steam (discworld)
   
   
9. LOTR + Hobbit
   
   
10. Invasion of the overworld : a minecraft novel
    
    fantasy > magic and swords
    
    11 of the top 100 are female authors (3 mention romance in their synopsis)
    
    So, if I had to choose a fantasy book at random (from the source that 90% of us get their books) , would it be sexist to say I'd probably get a romance heavy story from a woman, and a blood and thunder from a guy?
    
    

Here is a book that isn't mine, but I'm jealous of:
http://www.amazon.com/Mate-Chosen-Werewolf-Erotica-Shifter-ebook/dp/B00QJI4YX6/

I had it open in my browser because I was searching my competition. It has a great cover, first of all. Shifter books are usually dark, but this adds eye-catching brightness while still keeping the look and all the cliches (The darkness, a wolf and a moon).

The title is simple, and says what it probably is.

I clicked on it, and I liked the blurb. It is what I consider the right length, tempting but not cheezy.

The rank is 20k and it was published on Dec 3. 20k is not the best, but it's the first book on that pen name, so you know that it's not because she has fans waiting to buy whatever she puts out.

I can't see someone else's keywords, but I would guess that for a shifter book she has "alpha male", "shifter", "Werewolf" (Character words), and "paranormal romance" for her category keywords (it's in paranormal and romantic erotica). That's 4, so she probably rounded it out with something that's not in the title. "Shifter erotica", "werewolf mating erotica", "Alpha wolf mating", maybe.

For the Halibut Which was, before March, also my most profitable. I honestly don't know what people are expecting when they buy it. It's pretty up front about being about a bear shifter having his way with a halibut shifter. The whole thing makes me laugh.

Title: Cured by a Werewolf Psychiatrist (Curvy BBW Paranormal Romance, Shifter Wolf, Alpha Mate)

Author: Larissa Coltrane

Link/s: Amazon B&N

Length:6100

Genre: BBW Paranormal Erotic Romance

Genders:M&F

Blurb:

'A short love story about a broken-hearted woman and a psychiatrist with an unexpected cure.'

Pauline Rheinlander's heart is broken after she found out that her fiancé was cheating on her, and besides sinking deeper into depression she is haunted by strange hallucinations. Her friend Julia recommends her to a psychiatrist who can help her to find a way out.

After her first meeting with the handsome psychiatrist, she tells Julia that he is too attractive for her to continue with the therapy. Simply put, she wouldn't be able to work with someone who had become the object of her sexual desire.

She goes back for a second session to tell him that she has to cancel the therapy, but the handsome psychiatrist has different plans for her.


Kinks: BBW, Werewolf Shifter.

Cover: Imgur

It's out now!

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Copied from the Amazon page:

Melania Trump had it all. A former model living luxuriously high above New York City, she had her every whim catered to and her every want met, far from the public eye.


But when her famous husband becomes President of the United States and leaves for Washington, her quiet life is thrown into disarray.


Now, surrounded by young, strapping Secret Service agents and pursued by the cunning and handsome FBI director James Comey, Melania must work to keep everything from falling apart.


Because Melania has secrets of her own –– deadly secrets –– and no one yet knows how far she'll go to protect them.


"The best erotic supernatural political thriller I've read this week." - Christine Sims, author of Taken by the T-Rex


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Here are all the local Amazon links I could find:


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Here are two titles I wrote when I really didn't know what I was doing but they got published anyway :) Neither one has set the world on fire due to my incompetence but at least they made enough to cover the cost of my cover images.

[Sextraterrestrial]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00KJ04BPG)

I was really happy with this cover when I made it but since it laid an egg I'm pretty sure it's a loser. I also learned my lesson about long title words - never again.

[Amanda Wants To Be A Porn Star]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B006YC1B7Y)

This one has been stuck in the Dungeon for years because I didn't even know the Dungeon existed until I found this sub (thanks, eroticauthors!). Despite this it has actually sold a few copies. I just redid the cover (original had too much butt cheek) and sent an email to have it reviewed (again, thanks /r/eroticauthors!)

It's all over the place. I'm going to comb through this thread too maybe. I definitely have to find one by Kyell Gold.

Brandon Blankenburg - 'racy' 'zoological horror fiction', undersea focus

Kiona Willoughby - good reviews on a first [?] book


Josiah Warbaum - "A patron of fine motorcycles, finer scotches and the finest of words"

John J. Sanders "I write programs by day, to make big dangerous machines behave, and write science and speculative fiction by night, to entertain." 'spec fic'--gotta see



[Bleak Horizons](https://www.amazon.com/Bleak-Horizons-Hoch-Tarl-ebook/dp/B07BJY1P7W/ref=sr_1_32?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1525374604&sr=1-
32&keywords=anthropomorphic&refinements=p_20%3AEnglish)
[anthology, March 2018, $10, no reviews, hmm]

maybes:
[Joe Sherman]
(https://www.amazon.com/Student-One-Joe-Sherman-ebook/dp/B071SG24MD/ref=sr_1_10?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1525370263&sr=1-
10&keywords=anthropomorphic)

[Bees](https://www.amazon.com/Bees-Novel-Laline-Paull-ebook/dp/B00FJ3CM7M/ref=sr_1_7?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1525370263&sr=1-
7&keywords=anthropomorphic)
[$13]

Flight of the Star Phoenix "won the 2013 Ursa Major Award for best novel"--I suppose that's where i should really be looking, but I'll pick it up later.

My Fic:

Fandom: Politics

Rating: M

Title: Melania: Devourer of Men

Genre: Horror/Romance

LINK

Summary: Melania Trump had it all. But when her husband Donald becomes President of the United States, the quiet life of this former model is thrown into disarray. Now she has to fight to keep her life intact -- and protect the deadly secret close to her chest.

This is my first book and I'd be touched to hear your thoughts!

Curious if anyone wants to compare and contrast:

Outfoxed is my best-seller so far. I published it like 3-4 weeks ago and it still gets 1-3 sales per day, which is a lot for me. I just published a sequel, Foxy Lady, and it's not doing nearly as well. The keywords are identical, so I'm curious if anyone can spot the problem.

I wrote The Coven for Halloween. It was supposed to be a trilogy but the third one is delayed. Hopefully there'll be some post Halloween hangover readers that want it in the next few days.

Thanks.

I did get an email from them saying its live. All my books in other stores are live - except for the us store. It just says unavailable to purchase which is worrying me.

If you dont mind, could you check my store page out? If u’re living in the US, that is. Just want to know!

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07KJDJ4CT

Omg this is a real book