(Part 3) Best products from r/funny

At the last place I worked clean code was just how we opperated. I got scolded if I added an unessisary comment. Asking myself "is this comment need? If so, how do I make my code more readable".

I completely agree there are times and places for additional information but ideally good code is easy to follow.

a basic low level example would be holding a users hand through any decision making process.

if(true)
//that means the value was true

else
//it wasn't true

but maybe I have been brainwashed, anyways I had this book on my desk for a few years now, its a good read and great and even though I can disagree with a few things he says its nice to have that engagement with the author.
www.amazon.com/Clean-Code-Handbook-Software-Craftsmanship/dp/0132350882

Oh well hell if you're talking high school then get cracking my young compatriot. Everyone in that school is going through the same anxiety that comes from the teen years. Some hide it better, aesthetics play a big role in the vain and "popular" but don't sweat such small bull shit. It's petty in the grand scheme. College is a completely different monster too. Focus more on yourself and be your own person rather than how to get this person to like you or whatever. Confidence will follow from owning yourself, your strengths, and your weaknesses.

And here's the book: The Game

And I can't really recommend you follow through but Craigslist is the bottom of the barrel last resort if you really can't manage to find any peers at school or on a dating website. Not sure if dating sites take under 18 anyway. But exercise EXTREME caution with Craigslist.

Finally, sex is fantastic but really you should keep to seeking out a worthwhile relationship. Even if it falls apart in a few months or makes it a few years and still crumbles, the experience is vital.

I wouldn't presume to know or tell you your motivations but whatever you do, don't ever do something because you think someone else will love you for it. They either won't or it will be something short of real love. Be yourself, love yourself, others WILL follow. Just be patient.

The practice of TDD works best for compiled langauges. But even for compiled languages, the experts on the topic disagree on whether test-first is necessary, or if test-later is ok. I've found that test-later works best for me, just make sure you're writing unit tests before you're testing your code through the UI. Generally I build small classes (150 - 250 lines each), then write all the unit tests for the class after I wrote all the code for the class.

You shouldn't write tests for every function. Your tests should exercise every line of code, and every business rule, but the interface that your tests use against your classes should be the same interface that the rest of your code uses against your classes. Writing tests for every function means that you would need to re-write the tests whenever you refactor, which will cause you to move slower.

I would suggest reading this blog post

It shouldn't be difficult to write unit tests against your code. If you are finding it really confusing and difficult, it may be because your function size is too large, or your design is too complicated. Breaking your design into smaller classes, and smaller functions will make it easier to test your code, but ultimately simplifying the design is where most time and effort is saved. You know the design is good when it's very clear how to easily test it. I've found this book to be a good resource in general.

If you're trying to add tests to existing code which has 0 tests, and wasn't designed for tests, I would expect that to take a long time. There's no way around that. Often I find it better to refactor that code, because it's not usually designed well either.

You save time writing unit tests, because it means that you can spend less time testing through the UI. You can test all your business rules using unit tests. When you test through the UI, you're only checking that everything is connected together properly.

The company I work for is similar to the one you described. When I started here, I went against the grain and built things slowly and carefully. My boss recognized the quality of the work I build and now chooses to put me on critical projects, with the expectation that I will spend 2-3x as long as other developers, but also with the expectation that what I build will work well. I've found that this has caused an improvement in quality of life for me, because I'm not in a rush all the time. The reason it takes me longer than other developers is not because of the unit tests though, it's because I refactor code all the time.

I mean, yes, they are. Think about it this way. This is an extroverted world. Where I grew up, extroversion was the norm. Introvert was literally an insult. My father later became an alcoholic and at his meetings which I occasionally accompanied him to, people would talk on stage about overcoming introversion and being more of a people person. The point is, there is undeniably a dogmatic demand for extroversion where I grew up and I suspect that is true of many places. To feel introverted in such an environment is to FEEL alone. It doesn't matter what the facts are - facts are irrelevant until they are in a brain.

The introvert trend, my own hypothesis of it anyway, is based on the popularity of Susan Cain's book, which I highly recommend, Quiet. I am an introvert. I am not socially awkward in any sense of the word. I am extremely fluent in speech and people generally regard me as interesting and a pleasure to talk to. My entire life I have felt improper, though. I am not going to insult your intelligence by listing off the typical introvert traits; I exhibit almost all of them. It wasn't until I read Susan Cain's book that it made sense to me. Now I generally try to promote the idea of introversion and extroversion when appropriate. The point is, I didn't even know about it until recently.

I can't describe what it is like to feel normal after assuming abnormality. It is something you must experience, I guess. But if you can imagine, try to imagine a homosexual who finally realizes that its OK to have any sexuality you feel, or an atheist from a heavily religious area who discovers that atheism is prevalent among academics and normal people everywhere, despite what his community says.

People have a knee-jerk, negative reaction to minority groups that seek solidarity. It happened to the homosexuals. It happened to the feminists. It happened to the blacks. I think that the evidence of history, as well as a careful look at this thread and others like it, reveals that the so-called "trend" of introverts-thinking-they-are-superior is primarily in the minds of the people making the jokes, rather than something that is actually happening that gives sufficient justification for the grandiose claims that are being made here.

On the topic of gummy bears, I highly recommend to anyone that loves gummy bears to order these:

http://www.amazon.com/Albanese-Flavor-Assorted-Gummi-5-Pound/dp/B001E5DWW8/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1374173158&sr=8-1&keywords=albanese+gummy+bears

I have bought these twice, they're delicious, soft, flavorful goodness.
10 pounds lasted me about a week and a half. I've eaten many gummy bears in my life, these are by far the best. Try them! They do come in smaller bags as well.

Yes, yes. This scenario is kind of the whole point of the title.

Anyway, If you like The Onion or The Daily Show, you'd enjoy How To Be Black (even if you aren't). Baratunde Thurston (the author) is a director and a producer of both, respectively. And, just to make absolutely sure the rest of us feel like unaccomplished shlubs, he's also a fellow at the MIT Media Lab.

http://www.amazon.com/How-Be-Black-Baratunde-Thurston/dp/0062003224

> The Onion’s Baratunde Thurston shares his 30-plus years of expertise in being black, with helpful essays like “How to Be the Black Friend,” “How to Speak for All Black People,” “How To Celebrate Black History Month,” and more, in this satirical guide to race issues—written for black people and those who love them. Audacious, cunning, and razor-sharp, How to Be Black exposes the mass-media’s insidiously racist, monochromatic portrayal of black culture’s richness and variety. Fans of Stuff White People Like, This Week in Blackness, and Ending Racism in About an Hour will be captivated, uplifted, incensed, and inspired by this hilarious and powerful attack on America’s blacklisting of black culture: Baratunde Thurston’s How to Be Black.

Credit to /u/yanray for making these:

>I made these crayons / took this photo... never expected to see it pop up here on Reddit. It was for a contest to win the crayons, the deadline (in a weird coincidence) is tomorrow. Proof: http://coloringforgrownups.com/post/34581772735/crayons-for-grown-ups
I'm glad Reddit likes them. I also directed the "K is for Knifeball" video that took off here not too long ago... Long story short, the crayons are a real-life version of one page from a book I co-wrote & illustrated called "Coloring for Grown-ups" - Available right now wherever fine books are sold (and also at Urban Outfitters)! This: http://www.amazon.com/Coloring-Grown-Ups-Adult-Activity-Book/dp/0452298253

It's a jokey book. I used that same book but for the ACTs. Here is the link to its Amazon page. It has good strategies but there are lighthearted selections. If you're reading the book, it's obvious that they are joking.

http://www.amazon.com/Up-Your-Score-2013-2014-Underground/dp/0761168842

We've bought two for our house and three for relatives as well as talking a friend into buying one. If you can just get people to try them, there's no contest. This is the one we've been buying. It's cheap, easy to install, and effective. If you need some ammo for convincing people:

https://i.imgur.com/PEOfvH0.jpg

Another good heart warming microwave cook book for one

When I finally had my laughing fit, it was Cloverdale fresh, whole rabbit and the comments on Amazon.

I have 3 globals and they are great knives but i don't think they are worth the money. I really like this knife though http://www.amazon.com/Victorinox-40520-Fibrox-8-Inch-Chefs/dp/B000638D32/ especially when you factor in the cost.

Hahahaha dirty peasant,

My [diamond coated HDMI Cable] (http://www.amazon.com/Diamond-Digital-Ethernet-Connection-meters/dp/B003CT2A6I/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1376520150&sr=8-2&keywords=diamond+hdmi) has greatly enhanced my tv experience! It's amazing how vivid the picture looks. I mean it's so crystal clear that I actually jumped into my tv like mario does in Super mario 64. Next thing you know im in the middle of the Gobi desert being chased by Mongolian death worms. Luckily I managed to catch a breath of air and called out to my Diamond HDMI Cable. The cable in all it's magnificent Diamond Coated glory killed the Death worms with ease and pulled me out of the tv and back into my living room. I'm telling you these cables are worth it, I can't wait for Call of Puppies, I mean call of duty ghost to come out. Then I can finally live my dream of running around with a bunch of dogs, shooting down terrorist.

For the price the Victorinox chef knife is the best you can buy. Their are much better knives at 5-10 times the price.

http://www.amazon.com/Victorinox-40520-Fibrox-8-Inch-Chefs/dp/B000638D32

I'd go with an s curve shower arm instead. I'm 6' 2" and put one on my shower and it works perfectly, the adjustable kind can and will leak eventually.

For a glorious showering experience, try this raincan showerhead. I don't know how lived without it now.

All you guys joking about never getting laid need to read this (or get the audiobook): http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/0060554738/ref=mp_s_a_1?qid=1321199779&sr=8-1 - I'm married now and love my wife, but damn, I wish this had been around when I was still in college. It changed my life for the better, just happened a few years too late.

In fact, skip the textbook and just get some of these delicious guys. Think of the money you'll save.

The Amazon reviews are pretty funny for this book.
https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/reviews/1565546660/ref=cm_cr_getr_mb_paging_btm_3?ie=UTF8&pageNumber=3

You have to get a PIZZAZZ!!!!! Literally the best purchase I have ever made.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00005IBXJ?pc_redir=1404788903&robot_redir=1

Adult Coloring Books are where it's at, Got My Mom this for Xmas, recommend it for a laugh
https://www.amazon.com/Coloring-Grown-Ups-Adult-Activity-Book/dp/0452298253

Actually sounds like an interesting book.....well there goes $12 to Amazon

http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/0062003224/ref=mw_dp_mdsc?dsc=1

Here is the one I use.

I got a $20 32GB Micro SD card to go with it to give me a little over 8 hours of footage at 720p but the camera can also record in 1280p.

Here is some video I shot with it yesterday. (I was driving into the sun for the first half so the exposure is pretty bad.)

Add one of these s extensions in addition

Lol going o be a funny looking shower when you are done

If you've ever wanted to understand introversion, I'm finishing the most amazing book right now.

It's called Quiet: The Power of Introverts in a World That Can't Stop Talking, by Susan Cain

http://www.amazon.com/Quiet-Power-Introverts-World-Talking/dp/0307352153

Is this a page from All My Friends are Dead? I'm sure I recognise it.

You should invest in a nice HD dashcam like this one. There was a video of some guy getting hit by a PT Cruiser on the front page recently and that's what he uses.

this is why you need a Pizza Pizzazz

built-in timer prevents over cooking; wake up next day with cold/room-temp pizza waiting for you - perfect hangover breakfast!

This is not a real product. It is only a gag gift box. I was very disappointed when I tried to order this as a baby gift. See for yourselves and read the title:
http://www.amazon.com/Prank-Pack-Crib-Dribbler/dp/B00A26VGPA

If anyone knows where I can get some temporary baby tattoos, please let me know. I still need to get a gift.

Possibly the best review of the book by Kyle Kruczek.

Get a bidet . Best thing we ever bought for $33. Never going back.

To be fair it is a prank gift box not actual product.
here

For something like 40 bucks off amazon you can put a perfectly acceptable one in your toilet.

http://www.amazon.com/Luxe-MB110-Non-Electric-Mechanical-Attachment/dp/B001KKRCFA/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1367962210&sr=8-3&keywords=bidet

This one works perfectly. Attaches to the supply hose behind the toilet (low-flow). no more nasty ass, and it pays for itself in $0 toilet paper bills very quickly.

I recently got a Vitrinox 8-inch to start. It came highly reccomended, has kept an edge wonderfully so far, and didn't break the bank.

Read [this] (http://www.amazon.com/Quiet-Power-Introverts-World-Talking/dp/0307352153) it is an amazing book.

wait..what..WHAT! This is real!? OMFG!
http://www.amazon.com/All-My-Friends-Are-Dead/dp/0811874559/

Now I have a new bedtime story to read to my son. Life is good.

This is the one I have, I have two, got them last year when someone on reddit recommend getting one. Hasn't saved my buns yet but we like knowing it's there. Watching. Waiting.

As a fellow 6'5, 200 pounder, may I suggest one of these? The installation is really easy and you don't have to duck down as far.

If anybody is wondering this is Up your score Sat addition. It is a great book if you are studying for the Sat and the barons or Princeton review is too boring or stale for you. here is the amazon link

http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00005IBXJ?pc_redir=1404788903&robot_redir=1

I gave this to my 12 year old step son for his birthday. He thought it was a joke and was initially mad about it. Now he can grab a pizza out of the oven, throw it on the pizzazz, go back to Xbox, and have cold pizza ready to eat 2 hours later when he remembers. He's actually glad we got it for him.

Great, I got confused as to why it was so expensive, searched "Tuscan Whole Milk" on Amazon and then saw this as one of the 2 results

The brand we all know and love is Arcor I believe. Don't be turned off by the weird packaging. These are the same candies that normally reside in Grandma's glass jar of assorted candies. http://www.amazon.com/Arcor-Juice-Filled-Strawberry-Kosher/dp/B004TNVSDW/ref=sr_1_1?s=grocery&ie=UTF8&qid=1367828861&sr=1-1&keywords=arcor+strawberry+candy

http://www.amazon.com/Black-Box-Original-Dashboard-Dash/dp/B00FONBG1A/ref=sr_1_2?s=electronics&ie=UTF8&qid=1419827736&sr=1-2&keywords=dash+cam

I have an older version of that one.

Video and audio quality is good, to power you just plug it into your cigarette lighter. I can't speak for the night time recording abilities though, because my version doesn't have that.

My only complaint is the suction cup sometimes doesn't work. Sometimes it would stick to my window just fine, sometimes it would fall off. I eventually just tied it to my rear-view mirror with wire.

If you are into 5 pound bags of candy, might I suggest the best gummy bears in the entire world. 12 fucking flavors and none of them suck. even the orange is good. and you get two 5 pound bags for $23

You could get your very own pizza cooker for 48 bucks and free shipping on Amazon. It has a 5 star rating with 844 customer reviews here. Part of reddit knows about it, specifically the members of /r/TheBestofAmazon , I personally own one and it kicks ass and can be used to heat up frozen foods at a better consistency than a toaster oven or microwave.

Reminds me of the book "All my friends are dead."

Found it on Amazon. You are welcome.

Bidet PSA: Buy this, it will be one of your favorite purchases.

These?
Edit: link updated to actual candy thanks to dizneedave. Sorry I haven't checked reddit all day to fix sooner.

This is good too: http://www.amazon.com/Microwave-Cooking-One-Marie-Smith/dp/1565546660

Better:
http://www.amazon.com/Diamond-Digital-Audio-Ethernet-Connection/dp/B003CT2A6I/ref=pd_sim_sbs_e_2

Thats funny because I just ordered 6 bags and I'm going to bathe in them when they arive

here is the right product with the awesome Juice Filling

all the other ones are imitations with no filling

I happen to know where this is on Amazon, because my review is one of the popular ones. Too bad all my claims to fame are Internet-based.

http://www.amazon.com/Prank-Pack-Crib-Dribbler/dp/B00A26VGPA/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1411438213&sr=8-1&keywords=crib+dribbler

i cant help but laugh at this guy. He cant even get his own chick to send him pics! Ditch the crude advancements and adopt the art of subtlety. Or maybe try this. http://www.amazon.com/Game-Penetrating-Secret-Society-Artists/dp/0060554738

Its a manual for people who need help with women. Cheers mate!

A Pizza Pizzazz is not only the greatest thing ever, it also solves this problem.

step one, get drunk.

step two, cook pizza

step three pass out

step four - eat cold pizza in the morning because the pizzazz only cooks while the timer is running then shuts off.

These simple steps are how I ate cold pizza while hungover in my 20's. Works awesome.

credit to: coloringforgrownups.com

This book is available on Amazon.

I'm going to have to go ahead and call 'Plagiarism'. Agree? http://www.amazon.com/All-My-Friends-Are-Dead/dp/0811874559%3FSubscriptionId%3DAKIAJ3AR2O7JYNGTEXWQ%26tag%3D20-malltownusa2-20%26linkCode%3Dxm2%26camp%3D2025%26creative%3D165953%26creativeASIN%3D0811874559

You can thank me later.

Reverand Lux Newman had this to say:

I bought these candies because I thought I recognized the colored wrappers of the strawberry candies we were used to as children... the ones that have been around for about 50 years. These are NOT the original candies. These candies are imitation ones made in Columbia. The same wrappers are used to deceive people into thinking they are buying the originals. These candies from Columbia are dried up on the outside. The papers stick to the candies. Most importantly, this Columbia brand does not have the strawberry gel filling that the original candies have. If you are looking for the originals, they are by Arcor. Don't settle for this substitute. They don't compare.

I found the originals on Amazon, if anybody is interested.

Get a Diamond coated one: http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/review/B003CT2A6I/R16FBUA47DFPA6/ref=mw_dp_cr?cursor=2&qid=1376520150&sort=rd&sr=8-2

There's always the original:

http://www.amazon.com/Coloring-Grown-Ups-Adult-Activity-Book/dp/0452298253

Check out the user picture's for the "Fresh whole rabbit"

Link to the original product:

http://www.amazon.com/Prank-Pack-Crib-Dribbler/product-reviews/B00A26VGPA/ref=dp_top_cm_cr_acr_txt?showViewpoints=1

BTW everyone, this is just a novelty gag gift box you can get on amazon for $7.49.

Link

In case anyone actually wants it.

People who are downvoting this comment need to read this book. Well thought out variable and function names can replace unnecessary comments in many cases.

> Normally when I poop on the toilet my shit dries and its painful as fuck to remove. In the shower the shit will flow off immediately and there will be no ripped off ass hairs.

My friend, allow me to introduce you to your new best friend: the bidet.

I had the same problem, you're going to need one of these:
http://www.amazon.com/Shower-Arm-S-Style-Chrome/dp/B000MNJJ66/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1406467543&sr=8-1&keywords=shower+head+pipe

Extremely easy to install, just don't forget the teflon tape

This book was written by Baratunde Thurston, published in 2012. https://www.amazon.com/How-Be-Black-Baratunde-Thurston/dp/0062003224

He has been an occasional guest on This Week in Tech, was digital director for The Onion, and is currently the supervising producer of original digital content for the Daily Show with Trevor Noah.

He’s also funny as fuck.

Amazon Prime eligible:

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B004TNVSDW/ref=oh_details_o00_s01_i00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

Found them on Amazon.

You'd be surprised what people pay for HDMI cables

> I don't even bother wiping anymore, I just hose off in the shower.

here you go

Too short; Want more

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/0062003224/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1479536118&sr=8-1&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_FMwebp_QL65&keywords=how+to+be+black

There you go

Correct.

The book

Nothing to take creep shots over.

It's a real book, guys

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/0062003224/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1478406941&sr=1-1&pi=SY200_QL40&keywords=how+to+be+black&dpPl=1&dpID=41F7kGUmSHL&ref=plSrch

isnt this from - http://www.amazon.com/All-My-Friends-Are-Dead/dp/0811874559

For the lazy.

It's a book too.



http://www.amazon.com/All-My-Friends-Are-Dead/dp/0811874559

false, that would be microwave cooking for one

Guys look at this Amazon review. Now I'm buying it!
https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/review/1565546660/R1YTRFFOEP53JA/ref=cm_cr_dp_mb_rvw_1?ie=UTF8&cursor=1

https://www.amazon.com/Microwave-Cooking-One-Marie-Smith/dp/1565546660

I was gonna post that, have an upvote.

the full page:

http://www.amazon.com/Microwave-Cooking-One-Marie-Smith/dp/1565546660

It gets worse

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/1565546660/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1510080580&sr=8-1&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_FMwebp_QL65&keywords=microwave+cooking+for+one

Microwave cooking for one!

a customer picture of the book

invest in this!

Pizzaz!! i cook lots of stuff on it. http://www.gopresto.com/products/pizzazz/
http://www.amazon.com/Presto-03430-Pizzazz-Pizza-Oven/dp/B00005IBXJ

> Pizza Pizzazz

this? http://www.amazon.com/Presto-03430-Pizzazz-Plus-Rotating/dp/B00005IBXJ

Or you can just get on of these

http://www.amazon.com/Cloverdale-Fresh-Whole-Rabbit/dp/B00012182G/ref=pd_sbs_indust_5

this scared me.

Pics

The Mountain Three Wolf Moon Short Sleeve Tee

Fresh Whole Rabbit

Zenith Men's 96.0529.4035/51.M Defy Xtreme Tourbillon Titanium Chronograph Watch

Wenger 16999 Giant Swiss Army Knife

Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz

Uranium Ore

Plumber here, this should help a bit.
http://www.amazon.com/Shower-Arm-S-Style-Chrome/dp/B000MNJJ66/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1347519017&sr=8-1&keywords=S+shower+arm

Always buy Albanese Gummy bears.

http://www.amazon.com/Albanese-Flavor-Assorted-Gummi-5-Pound/dp/B001E5DWW8

$30 on Amazon

Exactly!!! thats why I got this bad boy!

http://www.amazon.com/Luxe-MB110-Non-Electric-Mechanical-Attachment/dp/B001KKRCFA/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1377204739&sr=8-2&keywords=bidet

It's not expensive to purchase.

You might be surprised.

https://www.amazon.com/MB110-Non-Electric-Mechanical-Toilet-Attachment/dp/B001KKRCFA

Here you go :
http://www.amazon.com/Diamond-Digital-Audio-Ethernet-Connection/dp/B003CT2A6I/ref=cm_cr_pr_sims_t

here are the real ones

Except you can still buy them

the real ones

Today is the day

$50 gets you a really decent one

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00FONBG1A/ref=oh_aui_search_detailpage?ie=UTF8&psc=1

For those who are interested: http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/1565546660/ref=redir_mdp_mobile?pc_redir=T1

Temporarily out of stock :(

While those are amazing, you should check out the reviews for the book OP linked:

https://www.amazon.com/Microwave-Cooking-One-Marie-Smith/dp/1565546660

> "I originally bought this book as part of my suicide plans."

Lonely, but not quite the loneliest.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/1565546660/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1498696601&sr=8-1&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_FMwebp_QL65&keywords=microwave+cooking+for+one&dpPl=1&dpID=51KJKZ01YZL&ref=plSrch

I got this one: "Microwave Cooking for One" for my son for a gag gift.

He said I was savage.

But the Amazon reviews made me larf.

This book actually became a bit of a meme a few years back because it's so sad and she talks about her husbands death and such which spawned the idea for the book.

Subsequently it sent the prices of the book on Amazon and such skyrocketing (at least for a book) at the time.


Here's the amazon link where you can find some humours reviews on it.

Yep, got mine on amazon. Hate to shit anywhere but home now.

http://www.amazon.com/Luxe-MB110-Non-Electric-Mechanical-Attachment/dp/B001KKRCFA/

If you're making these in the oven or microwave, you're doing it wrong:

http://www.amazon.com/Presto-03430-Pizzazz-Plus-Rotating/dp/B00005IBXJ

Amazon lets you cancel orders before they've shipped, so do that immediately - the ones you ordered are the wrong ones, they do not have the chewy center.

Someone else has provided the correct link, they're made by Arcor. Get those.

Edit to add: These are the ones you want!